Are there any real patriots in the house?

Adam Yoshida has your mission:

Real patriots need to start smearing these [Kerry & Edwards] left-wing douchebags before the media gets a chance to begin playing up their “good” qualities.



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On behalf of the Douchebag Manufacturers Association of Greater North America (proudly offshored to China since 1991), I would like to lodge a complaint about the disrespectful attitude Mr. Yoshida displays towards our fine and eminently useful product lines. Mr. Yoshida is, of course, entitled to his opinions, but we at the DMAGNA would prefer that he use more phallic-centered literary devices in the future. Our fine Public Relations Center would be glad to be of assistance in his reorientation.

Yours very truly,
Miss Authoritiva


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