No day is complete here at S,N!E? (Sadly, No! Enterprises) without World O’Crap’s TownHall summary. The amount of time we’ve saved as a result has been most useful, as the multiple posts about Ayn Randian Princess Amber Pawlik have shown. Today however we read that:

“Mini” because stupid AOL crashed when I had the full review almost done but not saved, and I only had enough willpower to redo this much of it.

Now — there are only two columns missing. One, however, is by Jeff Jacoby, a personal favorite of S,N!E?. What did Jeff have to say?

I wish homosexual stopped whining about not wanting to marry people of the opposite sex like they used to in the good old days.

But of course gay people have always had exactly the same option. They are free to marry someone of the opposite sex, and throughout history, countless homosexuals have done exactly that. Nevertheless, Sullivan claims, for gays and lesbians, opposite-sex marriage “is no meaningful option at all.”

And now, a song:

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Let the heathen spill theirs

On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can’t be found.
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

Thank you.