Disappointment turns to shock

Always on the lookout for threats to Western civilization, we reported yesterday on WorldNetDaily’s David Kupelian’s shocking expos? about his homosexual tendencies, his son’s homo-erotic journey, the satanic plot to turn today’s young people into corporate sexual slaves. [This may not be the best summary available, please ask your pharmacist about potential side effects.]

Perhaps it was wishful thinking on our part, but we had expected Mr. Kupelian to bring up lesbian kissing in part 2, published today. Sadly, No! As s.z. from World O’Crap reveals here, things are both better and worse. Or worse and worse really. So what is really behind this Sodom-and-Gomorrah scene? [Were we not supposed to laugh at that by the way?] Kupelian has the answers!

Remember in the classic, biblical epic films of the 1950s, how Sodom and Gomorrah were portrayed? Drunken men with multiple piercings and bright red robes, with one loose woman under each arm, cavorting in orgiastic revelry against a background of annoying, mosquito-like music?

Biblical films of the 1950s?!? Isn’t Kupelian writing about George W. Bush’s college years? As for us, if we had a nickel for every time we’ve been caught in orgiastic revelry, well, let’s just say the US national debt problem would be solved and we would have enough left over to cover Andrew Sullivan’s operating costs.

Maybe a bone through the nose as well?

Take that bone of your nose and call me back later? Done.

Guess what? Those Hollywood depictions don’t even begin to capture the shocking reality of what is going on right here in America’s culture today ? I mean, they’re not even close.

Not even close? Not even close! What could be worse than orgiastic revelry with a full size bone? Could it be… he-te-ro-sex-ual sex? Sadly, yes!

First of all, there’s sex. Very simply, there seem to be neither boundaries nor taboos any more when it comes to sex. Anything goes ? from heterosexual to homosexual to bi-, trans-, poly-, and you-don’t-want-to-know sexual experiences.

Oh but we want to know!

How about tongue splitting? How about branding? How about amputations? That’s right ? amputations. Some people find these activities a real “turn-on.”

And some people bring their sons to a gay steel mill to show them how real men work. But we digress.

Satanism itself, and especially its variant, [subscribing to FrontPage Magazine] the worship of Lucifer (literally, “Angel of Light”) can be made to sound almost enlightened — of course, only in a perverse way.

Of course, only then. Seriously you guys. The worship of Lucifer — that’s just way out there people. Back to worshiping Roy Moore everybody.

Well now, is it just my imagination, or is there something about today’s celebratory piercing and tattooing of the body, and the free sex that permeates this culture, that literally evokes the spirit of Sodom and Gomorrah?

Sorry, but it is just you. And your son.

If you don’t think Bill Clinton’s escapades with Monica ? covered by the media like the Super Bowl ? had everything to do with the explosion of middle-school sexual adventures across America, then open your eyes.

But what is one is a blind man in a room full of deaf people?

History is full of times and places when something — call it a spirit if you wish — sweeps over a particular society. This something is drawn, as into a vacuum, into societies that have lost their way, and have harkened to the voice of deceitful leaders and philosophies. During the mid-20th century, a malevolent spirit swept over Germany…

Oh oh — sorry, but the mention of Hitler means game over. Thank you for playing.


Comments: 3


Um(cough), where do I sign up for this corproate plot anyway? Just in case.


>Drunken men with multiple piercings and bright red robes, with one loose woman under each arm, cavorting in orgiastic revelry against a background of annoying, mosquito-like music?

Sounds like the New Years Eve party my wife and I attended a few weeks ago. Cool.


I’m told that the above comment post continues to pop up when they do a Google search under my name. (Imagine the wacky, out-of-context impressions they must be getting.)

My point, obviously, was to make a sarcastic comment about this idiot pundit’s squeamish culture-war whining about wild parties and sin, not to portray ourselves as orgiasts. We’re just nice, normal middle-aged artistic types who occasionally like to go out to Burning Man-related events and enjoy ourselves in the company of wacky, expressive, and sometimes wildly hormonal people of all kinds. And that’s as good a definition of what America is all about as any.

Hope that clears up any misunderstandings, including any I just created simply by posting this. Carry on.


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