We’re ah-oogahing as fast as we can!
So it looks like we completely chased this blog off the Internet [note: see update below] with one honk of an ah-oogah horn. Nothing left; nobody home. Crickets. A lonely train whistle sounds in the distance. A breeze sighs through the pines.
Golly.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Astute Blogger:
There was a time when another Kennedy – a noble NEO-CON Kennedy known as president JFK – FOUGHT central American and Carribean dictators, just as Reagan would two decades later. Now the LEFT-WING REMNANTS of the once proud Kennedy clan is reduced to being PR tools of dangerous socialist tyrants. JFK AND RFK MUST BE SPINNING IN THEIR GRAVES!
Ah-oogah! Ah-oogah!
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This one is unsettlingly reminiscent of an evil, Bible-thumping Poor Man, from the alternate Spock-with-beard universe. Don’t go there; it’ll creep you out. Let me just do the horn.
Ah-oogah! Ah-oogah!
It seems to take a day or two to completely dissolve blogs from the Internet, but sometimes you can see the effects pretty much instantly. Watch this:
Weird, huh? In a few hours even the ‘Blogs for Bush’ banners and terrorist-attack-warning graphics will start to fade into black-and-white and lose their opacity, and then… Oh crap, I almost forgot. (Thanks, Chimera!) The crucial reagent…
John Murtha is a lib’ral dupe/ Who hates all of our Army troops!/ Hot-cha, hot-cha.. [donk!] Wacka-wacka!
The dancing banana.
Honestly, we don’t know how important the banana is, except that someone — I assumed it was the owner of the politicalhumor.blogspot blog that’s now a lifeless moonscape — emailed me a dancing pickle today. So it seems wise to keep the dancing-banana juju energy flowing. We need to run some studies on all of this.
[Update:] Wait — this just appeared on the politicalhumor main page:
11/23/2005
small blog Caught In Deception
A European based blog claiming to have thousands of readers, has pulled off a truly sad, but “big time” fib, on its small readership.The editor of the blog who is a Frenchman and has very strong feelings on how the United states should be run, is also a con artist who in – French “food for oil fashion” has no problem in pulling the wool over his readership.
The French expert on US security, claims he has thousands of people reading his blog. But according to those in the know, a top story and link on his blog brings in less than 70 readers per day to the linked site.
Jaqcues Chirac phonyism and all liberal gobygook and ‘hacking’ aside, he really should inform his readership just how many people out there are really (70? Maybe?) interested in his left sided Parisian………. (fill in the blank…)
Hey Seb, he called you a Frenchman.
Banana! you need the Dancing Banana, too! And fast.
THis one’s 10% more abstract than the last one. Pretty soon we’ll be in a singularity of abstract. I just hope I’m the one laughing.
I know that one is overpressure.com, but I still think doo doo doo do doo dooo dooo over pressure
what, no ‘wah-wah-waaaaah’?
All that blather, and still no good solid info on what I can do about these damn open sores.
Sacre bleu cheese! I have been deceived by your deceptification! 70 people?!? And I bet a dozen of them are Teh L4m3! No longer shall I haunt the deserted halls of this liberal boulangerie! No more shall I allow you to pull the fromage over my eyes, silly fraaanch person! … Great, now I hungry.
The editor of the blog who is a Frenchman and has very strong feelings on how the United states should be run, is also a con artist who in – French “food for oil fashion” has no problem in pulling the wool over his readership.
Seb’s an editor?
“left-sided Parisian….”
Hmm…
Would the right answer be “beret”?
And by the way, I sort of see the “political” part of politicalhumor.com, but when do you suppose they’ll get around to the “humor”? Should we start a pool?
And from that weird religious blog, can someone explain this line to me?
“…it popped into my head that 88 rhymes with eighty-eight…”
And from that weird religious blog, can someone explain this line to me?
“…it popped into my head that 88 rhymes with eighty-eight…”
I warned you about that place, man. It’s really creepy.
The “88 rhymes with eighty-eight” was gold, but he had me at “Fatwa Schmatwa”.
We dare not forget today that we are the heirs of that first revolution. Let the word go forth from this time and place, to friend and foe alike, that the torch has been passed to a new generation of Americans?born in this century, tempered by war, disciplined by a hard and bitter peace, proud of our ancient heritage?and unwilling to witness or permit the slow undoing of those human rights to which this Nation has always been committed, and to which we are committed today at home and around the world. 3
Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, in order to assure the survival and the success of liberty. 4
This much we pledge?and more. 5
To those old allies whose cultural and spiritual origins we share, we pledge the loyalty of faithful friends. United, there is little we cannot do in a host of cooperative ventures. Divided, there is little we can do?for we dare not meet a powerful challenge at odds and split asunder. 6
To those new States whom we welcome to the ranks of the free, we pledge our word that one form of colonial control shall not have passed away merely to be replaced by a far more iron tyranny. We shall not always expect to find them supporting our view. But we shall always hope to find them strongly supporting their own freedom?and to remember that, in the past, those who foolishly sought power by riding the back of the tiger ended up inside.
In the long history of the world, only a few generations have been granted the role of defending freedom in its hour of maximum danger. I do not shrink from this responsibility?I welcome it. I do not believe that any of us would exchange places with any other people or any other generation. The energy, the faith, the devotion which we bring to this endeavor will light our country and all who serve it?and the glow from that fire can truly light the world. 24
And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you?ask what you can do for your country. 25
My fellow citizens of the world: ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man. 26
Finally, whether you are citizens of America or citizens of the world, ask of us the same high standards of strength and sacrifice which we ask of you. With a good conscience our only sure reward, with history the final judge of our deeds, let us go forth to lead the land we love, asking His blessing and His help, but knowing that here on earth God’s work must truly be our own.
i am a hawk.
i pledged and used the us military to spread democxracy and liberty and freedom – which i asserted bel;ong to all mankind.
and i closed this speech with overt praise of God and overt plea for His help.
now, you who claim to be my heirs defile my memory.
have you no shame?
why do you now abandon the priciples which I fought for, which made this country great?
shame on you.
Dude, didn’t you like get assassinated by a cabal of hardcore cold-warriors for getting together with Krushchev and bargaining away our missile bases in Turkey?
Just saying.
Uh, people – what’s the big deal here? Seb is a french-canadian living in germany. If you didn’t know he was a big liar then you’re a complete idiot (and not even a useful idiot.) and no, this is not an ad hominem attack you damn monkey’s penises!
oh yeah – Conservative Humor
Hey jfk, as much as I admire you, your foreign policy was pretty fucked up. Bay of Pigs? I mean, really. Also, you helped set the stage for LBJ’s excellent adventure in ‘Nam, which wasn’t exactly one of America’s finest moments.
Not allowed to add comments over at the funny that is Political Humor. Anyone know how I can get to be a “team member” over there?
Anyone know how I can get to be a “team member” over there?
Just laugh, damn you, laugh.
Wow!
JFK a wingnut.
I think the “south park kids” have just been haunted by the Ghost of reason past.
JFK (it’s caps, yo) nailed prime tail whenever he wanted, as opposed to the annual missionary repose the Stepford couple engage in these days. And fat chicks? Not a fucking chance.
World-class talent, even when he just decided to screw his wife. THAT’S a President for you.
Well that and he could actually talk, understood what words meant and also understood that the best way to make people like America is to have a intense, sexualized President that people aspired to be like.
The smirky, sexless, intellectual midget currently running ramshod over the world is a joke on the international stage because he’s a illiterate fraud who deals with his daddy issues by bombing brown people.
From the wonderfully insightful comments section:
?WE DON’T LIVE IN THE USSR! the price of oil if determined by the free market/marketplace NOT the govt.?
Ignoring the fact the USSR is no longer open for business, would someone please explain to this proto-hominid that the price of oil in the USA (USA! USA!) is kept artificially low by government subsidies.
What that Political Humor guy needs to do is set up a big watermelon on a pedestal and smash it with a giant hammer. Now that’s comedy!
OK, now, while I’m just ever so giddy at my influence here (see Banana, Dancing), I’m just horrified to see that this post has been modified since last I was here, with no notation that is had been edited! (Yes, I see that “[Update]” but it’s not the first one!!11!!!) Ha! You are not pulling the pickles over me, you oily wool-eaters!
Got to admire someone who dares to call himself the “Ass Toot Blogger”.
Ah-oogah, indeed.
Or even generic comedy honk as the Ah-oogah is no more.
the General is a liberal?
typical of lefties, you guys NEVER dealt with the facts.
it was all personal attacks.
that says it ALL.
BTW: i’m a registered dem – have been since 1974. i was raised by commies, and was anti-Vietnam war.
which i regret.
our abandonemtn of the SVG was the most dishoinorable and stupid thing we ever did as a nation.
NOW – vietnam is like NORTH Korea. if we had stayed the course, then at least South Vietnam would be like South Korea.
NEED PROOF? well, if the USA and capitalism is so bad, then why are the Vietnamese BEGGING for USA investment and trade, BEGGOING for USA corporations to invest. YUP: the othger REALLY sad thing is that the Vietcong wasted REPEAT WASTED 3.5 MILLION of their own fighting us, had they NOT fouight us, they could have had USA investment for the last 40 years.
as for the USSR dig: you simply missed the point – the fact that the USSR – and every other commie country failed and disappeared or is failing PROVES that the free marketplace is better than the economies which are centrally run. Teng Tsao Ping in China and and Rao in India proved this too. Mugabe poroves it in reverse.
Markets are better providers of goods and services and jobs than goverment directed economies/enterprises. EVERYTIME.
do yourselves a favor:
read THE WISDOM OF CROWDS and THE ROAD TO SERFDOM.
it’ll open your eyes.
Markets are better providers of goods and services and jobs than goverment directed economies/enterprises. EVERYTIME.
Right, because the free market did such a great job round about 1929. And the WPA and the TVA didn’t really employ thousands of starving Americans after that.
I suppose, though, before I knock the “free market” I should ask for an example of one. Just one market that is actually free rather than subsidized, protected, tariffed, corruptly cronyized, or otherwise paid off by the government.
I’ll wait.
*crickets*
Um, who was arguing in favor of hard-core communism here? Anybody? Anybody? Bueller?
Huh. Didn’t think so. “NOW – vietnam is like NORTH Korea.” Say WHAT? Dude, you been smoking wacky tobacky or somethin’? ‘Cos they’re “begging” for US investment? What country in Asia besides North Korea isn’t? Sorry, but Korea and Vietnam are apples and oranges. If we hadn’t left South Vietnam, we’d still be there today and the war would still be going.
Self Determination
Sovereignty
Diplomacy
These words used to mean something.
By seeking to impose Our American Way Of Life (TM) on the whole of the earth, we are just bothering trouble.
If the Vietnamese people want a communist government, well, good luck with that. 58,000 dead Americans didn’t seem to change their mind.
If some other country wants to have a plutocratic government selected by 5 out of 9 judges, well, they can do that too.
But chicks dig commies.
Wait, you were born in 1974 and cared enough to be agaisnt the Vietnam War?
That’s like me being born in 1976 and being against Gerald Ford.
NOOOOOO!!!!!!
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