Hindy, Toss’d Like A Music Point With Harmony

John Hinderacker, Butt Propulsion Laboratories:
Voters Unimpressed By Dems’ “Torture” Theme

  • Notably accurate are Rasmussen surveys, for they correct for the liberal bias among polling respondents.

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Notes:

1- After witnessing Hinderaker and others wave away the great consensus of polls before the election, choosing Rasmussen for results they liked better and riding that outlying firm straight down to bitter, eleventh-hour mortification — with us being all we told you so, and laughing in their faces, and so forth — we had hoped that they would learn.

And then we hoped that this would embarrass them more.

But the problem of embarrassment has been a statistical one. ‘More’ of the quantity -∞, or negative infinity, is not necessarily > 0.

2- Title cf. George Chapman, The Gentleman Usher (1605), a ‘gentleman usher’ being a servant such as cough-cough ahem.

 

Comments: 86

 
 
 

oh. my.

I had to fight not to laugh. The elephant is just too damn perfect.

 
 

Is he having a strike or are his eyes naturally different sizes?

 
 

Stroke, damnit, stroke.

 
Rusty Shackleford
 

Gee whizzers, Hindy, don’t you know real leaders aren’t poll-driven?

 
 

Is he having a strike or are his eyes naturally different sizes?

They’re aiming in different directions, too. Too bad we didn’t get a shot of when his tongue flicked out and caught a fly on the wing.

 
 

If you read the Rasmussen questions carefully, you’ll see they asked the wrong questions.

Instead of asking “should the Bush administration be investigated for torture”, they asked “should the Obama administration be investigating who authorized the torture”, which allows for people like us who already KNOW who authorized the torture to say “no”.

 
 

Stroke, damnit, stroke.

Let me be the first to say: unveiled, exposed, active, self-actuated PENIS reference.

 
 

you’ll see they asked the wrong questions.

Well, “wrong” if the idea is not to produce a predetermined result.

Sometimes false confession is the goal (see Cheney, Richard Bruce)

 
 

Well, “wrong” if the idea is not to produce a predetermined result.

Point taken. I was playing fair.

 
 

Stroke, damnit, stroke.

You sound like my ex.

 
 

You sound like my ex.

She was a baritone, too?

 
 

After witnessing Hinderaker and others wave away the great consensus of polls before the election, choosing Rasmussen for results they liked better, and riding that outlying firm straight down to bitter, eleventh-hour mortification — with us being all we told you so, and laughing in their faces, and so forth — we had hoped that they would learn.

Substitute the IBD poll in for Rasmussen. I swear, every day you’d have Gateway Pundit or the Korner updating the oh-so-totes-awesome IBD poll, then get linked by Ye Olde Perfessor, then get linked by Bob Owens, then become the top story at Drudge and Pajamas, then get referenced by Troofus here and other trolls across the librul blogoswebs. The IBD poll never actually showed McCain winning, but it did show a result within the margin of error doubled, and that was good enough what with media bias and the Bradley Effect and Joe The Plumber Is WORKING! and all.

The IBD poll, of course, was completely bogus, over-relying on the Southern Evangelical vote to a baffling degree. Nate Silver slapped it down early, but none of the leaders in wingnut opinion-giving bothered to do the damn research. And so they went into that Tuesday, thinking that the IBD was correct and they had it all won. And then what happened happened, and Obama became the illegitimate usurper and all, as how could anyone have voted for him, IBD poll said this that and the other.

And no, they haven’t learned. Quick trip to RCP shows Obama’s popularity remains high, but nah, Rasmussen says THIS, libruls! Bookmark it, plz.

 
 

I must say being a guard at the reeducation camps is not going to be fun without torture.

 
 

The new GØP logo is perfect. Perfect.

Is there a term for a groom of the stool who does it by tongue? I seem to recall there being a neologism …..oh yes, shitbox tonguejacker. Don’t know why I would think of that in this context…*

*mildly ominous ellipse

 
 

Oh, and as for this, wingnut comebacks du jour were as follows:

1) Ignore the survey completely.
2) Freak da fuk out, chalking up America’s imminent downfall as evidenced by the poll to the great gaze of the Obamatron.
3) Heh indeed the fact that Obama had less numbers in the ’08 election than capitalism had in the poll, plus capitalism doesn’t have, um, media bias for it. Yes, GlennBot did attempt this.

 
Rusty Shackleford
 

I must say being a guard at the reeducation camps is not going to be fun without torture.

Overlord Hussein X has promised plenty of latitude for “enhanced guarding.”

 
 

You sound like my ex.

She was a baritone, too?

She said it was because of her dropsy. I’m not sure. I always suspected, since we met by the docks, that she wasn’t completely honest with me. The stubble was a clue.

 
 

4* Does the release of CIA memos on interrogation techniques help the image of the United States abroad or does it endanger the national security of the United States?

What kind of question is this? Is it supposed to be either/or? If so, it’s analogous to, “Would you like roast beef for supper or apple pie for dessert”? It could be yes to one or the other, or yes or no to both. If this is the quality of Rasmussen polls, Hinderaker could get as accurate results by interpreting the direction his shit swirls when he flushes.

 
 

OT but too hilarious to miss. Via TPM, another R congresscritter picks a fight they’re bound to lose. I’m so happy they haven’t learned to veer off, abort the attack when the witness starts laughing at your question.

 
 

What makes you think he flushes?

 
 

What makes you think he flushes?

I’m wondering how he keeps the chunks from interfering with the rocket’s methane flow.

 
 

I’m wondering how he keeps the chunks from interfering with the rocket’s methane flow.

Pulse cannon propulsion system.

 
Rusty Shackleford
 

OT but too hilarious to miss. Via TPM, another R congresscritter picks a fight they’re bound to lose. I’m so happy they haven’t learned to veer off, abort the attack when the witness starts laughing at your question.

Not just the witness but the crowd, when Rep. Whatsit claimed she wasn’t making accusations. Gore schooled her.

 
 

Gore schooled her.

“We all know what you’re doing.” Shame she’s too st00pit™ to know how firmly she got slapped.

 
 

Groom o’ the stool, eh? Nice gig.

The Frenchies, as always, had a more melodious name for it, says teh Wiki – Porte-coton, with ‘porte’ looking to me like a variation of the verb ‘carry,’ and ‘coton,’ well, let’s just say that those are often brown, and squishy.

 
 

I thought it was the Groom of the Privy Chamber, not Groom of the Stool.

 
 

I just have to say it again, that flaming heffalump may be the funniest thing I’ve seen I’ve seen this year.

 
 

Now if we could just somehow combine the flaming heffalump with Teh Sntochos.

 
 

uh, “Snotchos”

 
 

Stroke, damnit, stroke.

I suspect it’s a rendition of a “steely glint”.

 
Rusty Shackleford
 

Shame she’s too st00pit™ to know how firmly she got slapped.

Right after the TPM video cuts off she said “well, you’re fat” and declared victory.

 
 

Our planet is a precious gift that each one of us has a responsibility to preserve. We are equally blessed with an innovative spirit that continually revolutionizes conservation efforts. In this, government intervention is often counterproductive; picking winners and losers rather than allowing the market to reward the most efficient approaches, the government hobbles the economy and stifles further innovation.

Marsha Blackburn, celebrating Earth Day 2009.

 
 

government intervention is often counterproductive; picking winners and losers rather than allowing the market to reward the most efficient approaches

Sigh.

She just don’t get it, do she?

 
Axel Oxenstierna
 

How does it feel, dear Sadlynauts, to have your prezzydent’s admin taken to task for every little slip-up, no matter how trivial (e.g. Napolitano’s Canada remark)?

Just as you did to Bush, so we do to Obambi. Expect this for the next four years (like Carter, Obambi will be a one-termer).

Payback’s rough, eh kiddies?

 
 

government intervention is often counterproductive; picking winners and losers

Credit where it’s due…it’s not spelled as “loosers”.

Oh, this was in a speech you say…never mind then.

 
 

Axel, we kicked your ass out of Sweden for being an old dolt. It’s nice to see you haven’t changed.

 
 

Payback’s rough, eh kiddies?

Just please, please, don’t throw us in dat briar patch…

 
Rusty Shackleford
 

How does it feel, dear Sadlynauts, to have your prezzydent’s admin taken to task for every little slip-up, no matter how trivial (e.g. Napolitano’s Canada remark)?

I’ll admit, my sides are really starting to hurt.

 
 

Damn that Mark Hemingway-as-Jabba-the-Hut persona for stalking me into this new thread! Damn it to HELL!

 
 

I’ll admit, my sides are really starting to hurt.

It really is like being tortured with the comfy chair, isn’t it?

 
 

That Gore video was a thing of beauty. What a righteous smackdown.

 
 

Just as you did to Bush, so we do to Obambi.

Hey, cool, so we get to imply for the next four years that you’re anti-American terrorists and subversives, all the while defending any goddamn thing Obama does as Churchillian/Lincolnian/Roosevelitan, no matter how stupid, feckless, destructive or counterproductive.AND we get to pepper-spray you guys any time more than ten of you get in one location! Wheeee!

I’m going to LIKE the next eight years.

 
 

No, no. Blackburn gets under Gore’s skin. I know this because it was tweeted, and tweets are more reliable than Wikipedia.

 
 

BTW, may I say “Obambi” is just SO inspired. I’m sure it took you a whole evening and an entire box of Sugar-Flavored Xox to come up with that one.

 
 

Gore schooled her.

Marsha “MarshmallowHead” Blackburn (R-Retardoland) is just one of the many, many, many, many pols that are so unbelievably stupid that even we here in the glorious border state can’t stand them so we send them to DC.

 
Rusty Shackleford
 

BTW, may I say “Obambi” is just SO inspired. I’m sure it took you a whole evening and an entire box of Sugar-Flavored Xox to come up with that one.

Can’t remember if it was here or elsewhere, but the other day I saw a troll say something about “Ahmadinnerjacket (or however you spell his name)” as if he right at that moment, when faced for the very first time with the difficult spelling challenge of Ahmadinejad’s name, came up with that particular funny. I actually kinda felt sorry for the guy after that.

 
 

“Ahmadinnerjacket”

I think Imus used that a few years back.

 
 

I love it when wingnuggets attack Al Gore. I remember that the group who “exposed” his high energy bills, when told that Gore actually buys green power from the TVA, responded along the lines of “durrr, snort, but he has the same uhlecktrisitty lines as everyone else.”

 
 

“Ahmadinnerjacket” has been part of Stephanie Miller’s lexicon for years. I always thought she came up with it herself (she also claims credit for “Caribou Barbie”). I thought the use of it by the troll was maybe a “tell” that he or she was not really a troll.

 
 

That Girl, it wouldn’t be the first time Imus ripped someone else off.

 
 

I’m sure Axel heard it on the Pigman’s show and decided it was just too amusing. I know a lot of the dribble that passes for Repug “wit” comes from there.

You know, though, they’re all straining like a basset hounds trying to pull a cart full of fat doughy Republican to not use THE WORD to refer to Obama. I sincerely doubt they’ll be able to make it through the next eight years without it popping out at an inconvenient moment.

 
 

I know what would really hurt me. If Obama invaded another country pre-emptively under false pretenses, resulting in tens of thousands of unnecessary deaths, wasting billions of dollars, losing the U.S. the good will of allies all over the planet and miring U.S. troops into a situation with no good choices for an exit, I’d be suffering.

What I’d do would be: protest that war in the streets and send money to political organizations that opposed that war and donate time and money to Democratic opponents of the war and I’d so vote vote against Obama. What I wouldn’t do is justify Obama’s huge mistake with a series of lame excuses and vote for him to continue making bad judgments in a second term.

I know what doesn’t hurt me. It’s watching the Republicans party do things like drafting resolutions to tell the Democrats what they ought to call their party or watching them tap themselves on the cheek with their fingertips while ranting that they’re being tortured. Well, except for the sore ribs.

 
 

Every time Marsha “the Teabaggin’ Barbie” Blackburn (R-North Missabama) speaks, I am almost convinced that Global Warming is caused by cows.

 
 

hum. maybe I should proofread my posts BEFORE hitting the “Submit” key.

 
 

they’re all straining like a basset hounds trying to pull a cart full of fat doughy Republican to not use THE WORD to refer to Obama

You mean how like Dick Armey referred to Barney “Fag” that one time?

 
 

Substitute the IBD poll in for Rasmussen

Oh man, I forgot about that one. Powerline was in on it too? Lemme check.

 
 

You mean how like Dick Armey referred to Barney “Fag” that one time?

*sigh* Yeah, but hopefully there’d be more outrage about it in this case.

 
 

O/T, but didn’t we have a “bookmark THIS, libtards” moment with regard to Tedisco/Murphy recently?

If so, can I just take a moment to say neener, neener, neener?

 
Rusty Shackleford
 

You mean how like Dick Armey referred to Barney “Fag” that one time?

Barney got him back by referring to him as “Dick Armey.”

 
 

OT but too hilarious to miss. Via TPM, another R congresscritter picks a fight they’re bound to lose. I’m so happy they haven’t learned to veer off, abort the attack when the witness starts laughing at your question.

Of course they haven’t learned to veer off. In fact, Ms. Southern Fundie Blonde-highlights-and-botox Uberbitch Congresscritter begins twittering how she, like, totally pwned that fat Al Gore in 3… 2… 1…

 
 

That Girl,

I got that email from Murphy, but I’ll believe it when I see it on my TeeVee.

 
 

actor212,

Gotcha. But, to me, the statement from Tedisco’s camp looks legit.

 
 

being a guard at the reeducation camps is not going to be fun without torture.

No, we will NOT torture. It’s simply wrong. It won’t be done. We won’t do it. We’re better than that.

But we will be serving up many tasty platters of snotchos and burgers with special sauce over at the internee lounge. Oh, yeah.

 
Big, Loveable Al Gore
 

“Tennessee Congresswoman Exposes Al Gore”

Nonsense. I exposed myself to this congresswoman. And she liked it.

 
Johnny Coelacanth
 

special sauce over at the internee lounge

At first I thought you said “internet” lounge and thought that sort of defeated the point. Why round them up in reeducation camps if you’re just going to let them yak their hairballs all over the innertrons?

 
 

Thanks for the link J–
It’s really easy to comment there. . . .*

*suggestive ellipses

 
 

Who is John Galt?

He’s the guy over there with the double helping for snotchos.

 
 

“for” = “of”

I got a 700 on my English SATs, really I did.

 
Rusty Shackleford
 

It’s really easy to comment there. . . .*

Damn, that IS easy.

 
 

You know the new SATs go to 11?

 
 

You know the new SATs go to 11?

You mean I’m 63.63 times more literate than kids these days?

Actually sounds about right, quite frankly.

 
 

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Pere Ubu said,

April 24, 2009 at 22:30 (kill)

hum. maybe I should proofread my posts BEFORE hitting the “Submit” key.

what fun would THAT be?

 
 

So is that supposed to be Malkin falling from the sky behind Hindy? I never realised how small she is. That or the CNN studio is simply enormous.

 
 

It’s really easy to comment there. . . .*

Ah, ha ha ha ha.

So many fish, and such a tiny barrel.

 
 

Is there a term for a groom of the stool who does it by tongue?
“Equerry daiquiri” is all I can think of.

 
 

“Equerry daiquiri” is all I can think of.

Which makes you the equerry daiquiri doc?

 
Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist
 

Re: Tedisco and neeners and bookmarking, hereabouts we have the Troofie crowing stuff.

 
Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist
 

Complete with “Where’s your messiah NOW libs, Hmm? The Porkulus has failed.”

 
 

Oh, to be a ‘Groom of the Stool’ and member of the ‘Gentlemen of the Privy Chamber’. Those were the days!

 
Big Bad Bald Bastard
 

I’m wondering how he keeps the chunks from interfering with the rocket’s methane flow.

And the rocket’s red glow
The big butt’s methane flow,
Gave proof to the libs,
That Assmissile’s a schmo.

 
 

“Stroke, damnit, stroke.

You sound like my ex.”

What, nothing about the upstroke?

 
Lurking Canadian
 

Thank you to whomever posted the Gore/Blackburn interchange, but it has baffled me. What is she trying to get at?

Let us stipulate, for the sake of her argument, that Gore is in it entirely for the money. Let’s say his ONLY motivation is to get legislation passed that will profit him. Let’s say he takes the money he makes from green initiatives and spends it on cocaine, hookers and fried chicken.

How, exactly, does that make him different from 99.999999% of the lobbyists and hacks who testify in Congress on behalf of banks, car companies, pharmaceutical companies, insurance companies and airlines? Is there a rule that says Congressional testimony is to be discarded if you can show the witness has a vested interest in the outcome?

Not only is she wrong because she’s wrong, she’s wrong because even if she’s right, she’s still wrong.

 
 

I looked at jammie’s trainwreck, and read the comments on the Gore/Blackburn mismatch, and it’s instructive in the usual way. Nobody pwns rightwingers until they themselves produce a notarized statement that says they were pwned, and then they shut their eyes and clutch their familiar old security-blanket words “hypocrite,” “Al’s carbon footprint,” and “he flys in a airplain, haw haw.” It’s enough to help them go back to sleep, and along with the shards of their delusion of superiority over somebody — anybody — that’s all they really want.

 
Turbine Yukon Palin
 

From “Ahem”

It must be very strange to be President Bush. A man of extraordinary vision and brilliance approaching to genius, he can’t get anyone to notice. He is like a great painter or musician who is ahead of his time, and who unveils one masterpiece after another to a reception that, when not bored, is hostile.

UPDATE: Of all the thousands of posts we have done over the years, this one seems to most outrage the Left, I suppose because it is so at odds with liberals’ cherished illusions about President Bush.

That’s not outrage. That’s projectile vomiting. But I realize the distinction is largely opaque to you, Stool-Groomer.

 
 

A little off the sides, please.

 
 

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