America — Fuck yeah!

In the United Hates of Asscarica
They censor my words and it ain’t fair-ica
I’ll say what I want, I don’t care-ica
So welcome to my nightmare-ica

Puppy Dog Pee in a doody stew
Booger souflee in a sea of poo
Doody Doo Doody, Doo Doo
Ca Ca Ca, Pee Pee, Poo Poo

In the United Hates of Asscarica
You try to trap me in a snare-ica
But I’ve lured you into my lair-ica
Now who’s gonna answer your prayer-ica?

Please could you post that as an mpg? Not all of us can decode proprietary formats.

Thanks!

Please could you post that as an mpg?

Why does the file end up being 26MB big when we recode it? 🙁

You know, I never thought a patriotic song could get worse than Lee Greenwood’s “Proud to Be and American.” Thank you, unitedstates.fm, for going above and beyond, and reaching a nadir nobody thought could be reached, a new, ultra level of suck.

You know, I never thought a patriotic song could get worse than Lee Greenwood’s “Proud to Be and American.”

What, no love for America We Stand As One?

gimme more of them hot licks!

And by ‘hot licks’ I mean a gun to shoot myself with.

reminds me of the Folgers jingle- The best part of wakin’ up, is shittin’ on yourself.

IF TODAY I CAN DRINK A BEAAAAHR

DRINK A BEAAAHR

This song is the highest form of culture known to mankind

-Schmitt.

America is about drinking beer without feeaahr. Or at least it is around heeeeahhrre.

“Why does the file end up being 26MB big when we recode it?”

Er, sorry, not trying to cause problems for you.

Is it possible to encode it as MPEG4?

Maybe I’m just too old fashioned, but I thought that video was extremely tasteless and wrong. Perhaps I had the wrong expectations, as I thought it was supposed to be funny; but I really didn’t like that, and would have appreciated a content warning.

I enjoy tasteless humor, but some things should always be too far. This video was one of those things. Enjoy it if you like, but you need to remember that not all of us are accustomed to seeing those images and would like to be warned off. I appreciate the sentiment and the time that went into making it; I just wished I hadn’t viewed the small part I saw. Sorry to be a wet blanket.

Don’t burn that vid,
Don’t make me kick yer butt.

It’s a shame so many American’s gave their lives so someone could have the freedom to make this disgusting film clip and label it humor. It’s a bigger shame you decided to dishonor this Veteran’s day by publishing it.

Interesting that the “Thank-You America” site crashes my FoxFire Browser 1.0.7.
Generates error msg and all that.
First site this year to crash
Firefox.
Must be really DANGEROUS stuff.

Cheers,
Z

Sadly, No!: I hate to be a wet blanket, but could you please put a content warning for something like that?

Some of us are not accustomed to hearing such brutal and offensive ‘music,’ and we would have appreciated a warning. Up until now my computer had been free of such musical atrocities, and now its virgin goodness has been forever tainted by cheesy vocals, lame guitar, and terrible lyrics.

I’m all for tasteless and lowbrow music, but some of us have standards.

I hate to point it out, but mocking a song that just generally praises America, especially using pictures of Osama bin Laden dressed as Uncle Sam, is not going to win liberals much support.

is not going to win liberals much support.

Well, there go our hopes of ever being elected to the White House.

wow, two wingnut comments in one thread, and neither one is Dr. BLT. What are the odds of that?

mocking a song that just generally praises America

DRINK A BEAAAAAAAHR

Does it praise our commitment to torturing disappeared prisoners in secret gulags? I can’t view the video.

Buddah Stalin, your blog entry somehow managed to get by all of those censorship police that you seem so afraid of. It reached me, apparently uncensored, even in the good old “United Hates of Asscaria.” Do we live in the same country? How about the same planet? I bet you liberals play the song more than anybody else. You are the ones who make these songs popular. If it wasn’t for the virulent criticsm of my songs, compliments of many of you (Thank you, left-wing America!) I probably wouldn’t have the internet “hit” I apparently have in “Merle Hasn’t Lost His Fighting SIde,” with thousands of downloads coming in every day. My song is better than this one, wouldn’t you agree?
http://www.drblt.com/music/MerleVeryLast.mp3

While I am grateful to this artist’s gratitute, and his voice isn’t bad, the song clearly sucks, and it doesn’t even suck good, like a few of the disco songs of the 70s, I Will Survive, Don’t Treat Me This Way, and entirely underrated Bee Gees’ Stayin’ Alive:
http://www.tollbooth.org/2003/features/bg.html

Reality doesn’t come with content warnings.

Americans have given their lives to protect your right to be offended.

Bush chose Veterans Day to lie to Veterans AND the rest of America.

‘Osama Sam’ was thanking the U.S. government for making his dreams come true AND allowing him to remain free.

Liberals will never find much support among those who take their patriotism with a heapin’ helping of willfully uninformed jingoism, unquestioning nationalism, and a longneck budweiser.

pictures of Osama bin Laden dressed as Uncle Sam, is not going to win liberals much support.

But lying your pants off, promoting the invasion randomly-chosen countries, publishing books accusing all your opponents of being traitors, writing opinion articles which make you sound totally insane, and yelling ‘Shut up!’ at everyone who disagrees with you is just dandy, and will result in your side winning the election.

If it wasn’t for the virulent criticsm of my songs, compliments of many of you (Thank you, left-wing America!) I probably wouldn’t have the internet “hit” I apparently have in “Merle Hasn’t Lost His Fighting SIde,” with thousands of downloads

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. That’s about the 193rd time you’ve said that. Fact: the only reason you came to Sadly No’s attention was that your songs were unusually sucktastic.

I haven’t downloaded a single thing of yours. I know not to taste-test bulging tins. But I do like the idea of you and your music coming to represent the best neo-conservatism has to offer the world.

Thanks for the quicktime.

Welcome to “Sadly, no!” Patriot. It appears you and I are on the same side. Let me warn you, be prepared to recieve a healthy dose of “liberal love.” Many right-wingers don’t have the stomach for the sort of abuse the liberals may try to get you to submit to over here, in a desperate effort to drive you away. Don’t let it stop you. I am living proof that a right-wing troll can survive at least a couple of months of being thrown to the liberal lions at a site like this. To be fair, not all liberals at this site are haters, and some have a bark much worse than their bite. But there are a least a few that are very hateful and mean-spirited towards right-wingers, all in the name of tolerance.

I’m sorry, that comment above was meant for apparent troll mates Sal and Niky Ring.

doh!

you guys aren’t running for office? Aw shoot. And too bad you didn’t include some Katrina shots for good measure. I mean, Brownie did a heckuva job, didn’t he?

Thank you to whoever made that video, very good.

You see how it works? If liberals are nice, you just say they are ‘too nice to understand the threat’, ‘weak’, ‘unwilling to play hardball’. If liberals are nasty, say they are ‘intolerant’ and ‘unhinged’. You could write a computer program to do it.

jade, I’d say you’re not too nice or too mean, just an in-between liberal.

I am living proof that a right-wing troll can survive at least a couple of months of being thrown to the liberal lions at a site like this.

“Thrown to the liberal lions”? Puh-leeze! I understand you would like to be perceived as a martyr for your cause, but face it, the only person throwing you in here is you.

Not that I read every single comment here, but I have yet to see anyone be particularly mean to BLT. Condescending, yes, but not witheringly brutal.

I think BLT hasn’t even seen a Liberal Lion, cause y’all have been pussycats.

Which makes his Republican persecution complex all the more endearing.

Many of the liberal lions that have attacked me in the past have temporarily gone back to their respective ideological cages. But when they get hungry, the first thing they’ll order is a Dr. BLT sandwich.

maybe dat aint no bacon in dat BLT but some ham?

Man, BLT, Buddha Stalin is chronic!!!

Jerri, I don’t know what or who Buddha Stalin is, but it appears Buddha Stalin has a chronic case of something I’m glad I have come down with yet (knock on wood). I could be adding a slice of ham here and there, c. ashby, just for a little added flavor (and you have quite the sense of humor, I might add). But whatever it is I’m offering, they’re tearing it apart and eating it up at the same time.

“I just wished I hadn’t viewed the small part I saw.”

Try gouging out your eyes next time…

“You see how it works? If liberals are nice, you just say they are ‘too nice to understand the threat’, ‘weak’, ‘unwilling to play hardball’. If liberals are nasty, say they are ‘intolerant’ and ‘unhinged’. You could write a computer program to do it.”

It’s a script…

“Many of the liberal lions that have attacked me in the past have temporarily gone back to their respective ideological cages. But when they get hungry, the first thing they’ll order is a Dr. BLT sandwich.”

Can a piece of bread smeared with shit really be called a sandwich?

Some people do such a great job of discrediting themselves that there is really no need for much of a retort. Those same people hide behind aka’s that obscure their true identities. On the one hand I can’t blame them. If I had such a lack of intelligence that I had to resort to cheap shots and junior high school vulgarity, I too would want my identity concealed. These are the type of troglodytes that give liberals a bad name.

DR. BLT, are you a doctor in the same way Dr. Dre is a doctor?

By the way, nobody gives a fuck how many down-loads a year your rip-off of Merle Haggard gets.

Doctor Biobrain: If you don’t like reality then you’d better stay off these librul sites. They have that in abundance.

googling my own name, i came across the ‘wingnut’ remarks.

i’m much farther to the left than most of the people on this site, if i were to take a guess.

vcs são uns filhos da puta seus americanos

americans eat poopy.

WEren’t there more lyrics about a diariah milkshake and a wee popsical?

Yes there is more lyrics.
Its like “wee wee popsicle in my face!” or somthing like that. If yall didn’t know buddha stalin is from the shortlived, an great tv show strangers with candy. In the show titled “is americ really free” or somthin like that. The artist buddha stalin is shown in a music vid. Haha