Yay! Happy b-day to Seb! Quick, someone name a fine German beer with which we may toast him! (And then send me one!)

Huzzah!

We’re gonna bake you a cake using Absorb-shun and Spur-M!!!!!!!!!!!

Thorlac:

you can’t go wrong with Distelh?user Hefeweizen, to my mind the best of Germany’s wheat beers (and not even made in Bavaria, though it doesn’t miss by much). It’s not exactly mass-market, so you might have to settle for Paulaner or, failing that, Erdinger (which, bizarrely, is all the rage in Dublin pubs these days).

Or, if you’re in the Oberpfalz at the right time of year, try a Zoiglbier (that’s a type of beer, not a brand name; almost by definition, the stuff is home-made).

I tried to send you one of each as an attachment to this comment, but for some reason SN!’s comments box doesn’t recognise the file format.

Still: many happy returns, Seb.

Hey, Happy Birthday to you — it’s my birthday, too. I was hoping for a Fitzmas present, but I guess I’ll have to sit tight.

I remember when you were still in diapers, and the blog was mostly just “googoo” and “WAH!”. And then you went through the terrible twos, when everything was pretty much just “NO!!”.

But you’ve matured into a fine upstanding example of a blog, and I’m proud to comment here.

Happy Birthday, Sadlies!

you guys are the bee’s knees. may your litter box be self-cleaning.

“Congo rats” as us sad MMORPG gamers are wont to say.

I love what Brad and Gavin have done during your paternity leave Seb, but does two posts in a row by you mean that you’ll be a regular around here again?

Congratulations in any case.

There should be more congrats here, so I rounded up the boys and we send an additionaly 7 huzzahs! There was one harrumph, but ignore that.

I wonder what the point of this new buzzword, “Fitzmas” is. How would our jewish members feel if we decided to make a buzzword out of “Fitz Kippur”, or “Fitz Hashanah”, I wonder.

There was one harrumph, but ignore that.

Yosef…!!! [shakes fist in air ineffectually]

I wonder what the point of this new buzzword, “Fitzmas” is. How would our jewish members feel if we decided to make a buzzword out of “Fitz Kippur”, or “Fitz Hashanah”, I wonder.

Actually, I have seen “Fitzuukkah” referred to a few times. I have no idea if any Jewish people are offended. Probably about a similar percentage as to Christians offended by “Fitzmas.”

Oh, and Happy Birthday, Seb! Though shouldn’t we all join with our fundie Christian Taliban Overlords and celebrate the more important holiday of Conception Day?

happy homo nup
and amber pawlik sup
to youse I raise a cup
you make my bowels erupt

Marq nails it!

The harrumpher has been begagged from his harrumphery!

Stuttgarter Hofbrau!!!!!

Happy Birthday!

I have always found getting a year older preferable to the alternative.

Yo, that is fo’ schizzle!

This has been the best year ever on S,N! Especially with Seb acting like he was also 2 other guys, one from Boston and the other from NY.

And for the record, I was only “harrumphing” because all the other Bulls just wanted to give you a “Huzzah” for the big day. I came up with something better than them.

Happy Birfday, S,N! May you continue to cause me pants-peeing moments of hilarity for years to come!

I remember when you were still in diapers, and the blog was mostly just “googoo” and “WAH!”. And then you went through the terrible twos, when everything was pretty much just “NO!!”.
Yeah, we’ve seen you through the revelation that you have two penises which means you had really terrible twos.
Some would say that seven is a special number in some religions, but here at S,N! two seems to be the special number. The number of Seb’s penises, the number of posts in a row that Seb has submitted recently, the number of alternate personalities Seb has, the number of guts Seb has from Amber’s special cream cheese diet, the number of special ingredients in Pinko Punko’s cake for Seb, the prime factor (and square root) of the number of German beers recommended by Mrs. Tilton for Seb’s birthday gift…and that’s just from this thread.
I will conclude by wishing you, Seb, a Happy, Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday, Seb! (I suppose it’ll be tomorrow by your time when I post this, so hope you had a good one.)

Happy, Happy birthday Sadly, No! May your future be full of snark. As for your present, looks like we got a really nice set of leather pants here…

What everybody above says, doubled! And happy b-day from me too — tripled!

Now I feel guilty that I didn’t get you anything. Well, I had gotten you a pillow shaped like a trout, but there was this starving homeless orphan who ate it before he realized. Sadly, he’s feeling a little down in the mouth now.

Aaaarrrggghhhh!! tigrismus, you gave him a pun?! How could you?!?

Tee hee hee! Don’t you shudder every time you think of it? It’s the gift that keeps on giving!

That’s pretty good tig.

“It’s our birthday and we’ll cry if we want to.”

A propos of recent events, do you remember the answer song to that little ditty? It was

“It’s Judy’s Turn to Cry.”

… ’nuff said?

Ed