Movin’ On Up

Marie’s hit the big time with a new gig at Renew America. Thankfully, fame hasn’t gone to her head- she’s still wingnutty.

 

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Apparently the new gig includes someone who proofreads for punctuation. But now that Marie’s gotten a piece of the Renew America pie, here’s hoping she puts up a picture of herself in Groganesque leopard attire. Now that would be hot…

 
 

new pic new pic new pic!!!!!!!!!

COME ON MJ’!!!!!!!!!

 
 

Sweet Mother of Mercy – she’s got anotherwebsite?!?

 
 

Anyone else notice the striking resemblance between Grover’s outfit and MJ’s?

 
 

That girl really needs an editor. She could simplify those monster sentences through the strategic placement of punctuation marks – and through the elimination of redundant terms.

Ms. Jon may also wish to cut down on the number of sites where she submits material; volume is no substitute for quality, after all.

 
 

“…once again, the leftists of the media played deaf, dumb and blind, virtually ignoring the fact that the Iraqi people went into the streets of their country and took their future into their own hands for a brighter tomorrow.”

well we TRIED to hear the march of freedom. really we did. but it kept getting drowned out by the sound of suicide car bombs which, ironically, rendered some Iraqis literally deaf, dumb and blind…

“In massive numbers, these heroic people rejected the tyrannical life once forced upon them. In the face of the most brutal acts of terrorism, they chose their own destiny…”

yes indeed. and when they choose “their own destiny” they mean that they will vote for “whoever will get the Americans the fuck out of our once-inhabitable nation as quickly as humanly possible”

 
 

and when they choose “their own destiny” they mean that they will vote for “whoever will get the Americans the fuck out of our once-inhabitable nation as quickly as humanly possible”

Iraq was inhabitable? When?

 
 

C’mon, MJ, blame it on the Clenis(TM)! You know you want to!

 
 

ut now that Marie’s gotten a piece of the Renew America pie, here’s hoping she puts up a picture of herself in Groganesque leopard attire. Now that would be hot…

Don’t forget the full make-up and the 1980s big hair!

 
 

I’m going to go on a hunger strike until you give your treatment to this Marie article.

 
 

I’m gettig weak! I think that I’ve lost a pound already….

 
 

I wonder if Renew America will put up an ad for the PeePo Thong(TM)?

 
 

DAY 2 of hunger strike. I grow weaker.

 
 

Gregor, I went there, I tried. It’s chock full of nuttery.

I love the unedited repetition of “For example, genuine, but quickly corrected” at the end of one paragraph and the beginning of the next.

I love the use of the word “reputation” when she means “refutation.”

I had to chuckle at “The terrorists get gifts from the leftist fools in this country, indirectly, in the form of willful and almost seditious behavior” — love the use of the modifier “almost”!

But then my head began to spin! Terrorists filling their pockets with filthy lucre from the slimy? Sirhan Sirhan??? Hillary and Kerry using Hurricane Katrina to undermine the war on terra? “All Americans are the targets of mayhem, sickness and death”???? George Bush waiting in the Oval Office to be slaughtered? And what can I make of this sentance “If enough of you continue to doubt our noble goals for Iraq and Afghanistan, you’ll be part of the people that shook the hand of evil” — is she thinking of Donald Rumsfeld?

I just can’t take it anymore. I have to go lie down.

 
 

G, thanks….at least somebody cares….

I think that I’m experiencing the first signs of renal failure but the alliterative awfullness of this sentence needs to shared with the SadNo interweb experience:
For a frank reputation of false accusations, the falsity of which did not matter in the least to liars, except insofar as it could be conclusively demonstrated, see The Facts on Abu Ghraib by Lt. Col. Gordon Cucullu and Mothering Terrorists at Gitmo by Lt. Col. Gordon Cucullu.

 
 

holy shit, gregor – what the HELL does that mean?

i’d try to figure it out, but i’m sober. and reading her stuff hurts my brain when i’m sober.

 
 

Gregor: Hey we might be ignoring you, but look on the bright side, being the godless heathens we are, we might have just let you starve to death like we did the zombie Schiavo.

 
 

Maybe I’ll try it again with some hooch in my blood stream. Is that allowed when you’re on a hunger strike?

 
 

Sure… as long as it’s vodka. No whiskey for you.

 
 

Ah, if only progressives had the dough to pay every semi-literate crank to write professionally…

 
 

BTW, I want to encourage you all to vote in the new PeePo Poll. It’s a dandy! Personally I voted for Satan.

 
 

she’s cheating on me, then. and i learn about it on S,N! that means i’m no longer bound by the don’t kiss and tell rule.

filth to follow soon

 
 

celticgirl….
it appears that she quit selling the thong. 🙁
But, I’ll bet if we packed her in-box she’d change her mind.
(golly, that sounded naughty!)

 
 

Oh YES! Let’s do PACK HER IN-BOX – who’s with me?

 
 

Now day 3 of my hunger strike. I’m feeling better and stronger than before. With my addiction to food waning I’m able to focus the full force of my being on the injustice that is my SadNoExperience.

 
 

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