Besting…
Posted on October 20th, 2005 by Gavin M.
By bomputer bill bisn’t borking bight.
Beveryting Bi bype barts bith ba ‘B!’
BTF?
Banyway, Bi bade bus bis bew bogo.
Bar-bar! Bet it? It’s a pair of pants! Oh wait, it’s fixed.
Test, test. Hello. The quick brown fox jumped over ba bazy bog.
…Bodbammit!
THose pants need to make regular appearances. Nothing is funnier that the talking pants.
Am I just giddy from Plame-indictment anticipation, or did that really deserve all the giggling I’m doing now?
Oh, well. If you don’t laugh…you cry. 🙁
Huh! When did Josh get so old?
Balking bants are way funnier. And bazy bogs are the best bogs EVAR.
BRISt!
Reminds me of when I used to annoy girlfriends (sadly, exes now) with the Crave cat food jingle. My twist was to sing every word starting with a different consonant.
By bitty bat braves bhicken,
by bitty bat braves bilk,
by bitty bat braves buna;
bo by bitty bat braves Brave,
beah, by bitty bat braves Brave.
It’s exquisitely annoying and catchy.
I saw Josh’s new photo. I’ve got to say that it’s a lot less wimpy than his previous photo. I like it.
Whoa… Josh REALLY needs to go back to the old photo…
I like it. He looks sort of KRAZY!
Aww, Joshie-poo grew up!
He can grow facial hair now. I’m so jealous!
C: Yes thats right. Im afraid I cant say the letter B
A: C?
C: Yes. Its all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat.
A: Ah, a cat?
C: No a bat.
WOOT!!!
Astros WIN!!!! World Series bound! Oh, yeah!
Brad, we’re gunnin’ for the Sox. Watch out. 🙂
Bat’s not Bosh; Bat’s Bosh being blayed by Bevin Sbacey in the ubcoming blockbuster bovie.
I C D B. U C D B? U C D B N D NDN N D TP?
Books bike bosh is bocking a boul batch. before it booked bike bosh bas a bobag. now, baybe.
BEAT BIT BOBAGGOOS!!!!!11!!
Bi’m Bill Baiting Bof By Bouncing Ball Bogo Bo Bow Bup. Bid Bit Buck?
A: Can you say the letter K?
C: Oh, yes. Kiwi, khaki, King’s Bollege, Oxford.
A: Well you could try substituting the letter K for the letter C.
C: What, spell “bolour” with a K? “Kolour”?
A: Yes.
C: Oh, I never thought of that. What a stupid bunt.
Isn’t it customary to shave before having an important picture taken?
You call that facial hair?! The bearded mountaineer laughs at that facial hair.
re: the last two comments: The bearded mountaineer may laugh, but that *is* right after he shaved…
“I C D B. U C D B? U C D B N D NDN N D TP?”
AB, C D puppies? L, M N O puppies. O S A R! C M PN?
And shouldn’t the original article say “Beveryting Bi bype barts bith ba ‘BB!’? Or does “B” count as “barts bith ba B?”
My son talks this way at time, to annoy me. It works.
Ed
Wait… what?
Wait… what?
I second Auguste’s astute bobservation.
Bouncing Balls Bow. Bor Belse.