Just the right bunny for these times

Watch him GO! indeed:

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Johnny Coelacanth
 

POOP

 
Johnny Coelacanth
 

Oh, and PENIS

 
 

He’s just like Rush Limbaugh!

 
Big Bad Bald Bastard
 

He’s just like Rush Limbaugh St. Ronbo.

 
Rusty Shackleford
 

How does one walk jelly beans?

 
 

Who would buy this? I’m dying to see their market research report.

 
 

Who would buy this?

There are 2 girls I can think of…

 
 

Colors may vary.” You don’t say.

 
 

Those aren’t jellybeans.

 
 

WordPress can eat a mile of my jellybeans.

 
 

Wind him up and watch him GO

Oy.

 
Rusty Shackleford
 

Edible excrement: the perfect way to celebrate the risen Christ.

 
 

Why has no one marketed an egg cream dispenser shaped like a PENIS?

 
 

Edible excrement: the perfect way to celebrate the risen Christ.

Maybe the jelly beans are wine and wafer flavored.

 
 

Ronald Reagan made of Jelly Belly jelly beans
A mate of mine made a similar portrait of Eminem using, yes, M&Ms.

I’m dying to see their market research report.
I call your attention to the Kliban cartoon, ‘Marketing’, where a bunny’s output is labelled ‘Raisins. 5c.’

 
 

Edible excrement: the perfect way to celebrate the risen Christ.

Does anyone still sell curative pills containing Dalai Lama byproducts?

 
 

J— said,

April 3, 2009 at 0:14 (kill)

“Colors may vary.” You don’t say.

Reminds me of George Carlin’s How Much For That Dog Crap In The Window? routine…

“that beige number in the front window looks nice”

“That’s not beige, that’s ‘Champagne Gold!'”

 
 

Runny bunnies: The Mystery of Poop.

 
 

Wait, where am I? When did http://www.sadlyno.com kick me over to the fail blog?

 
Big Bad Bald Bastard
 

I call your attention to the Kliban cartoon, ‘Marketing’, where a bunny’s output is labelled ‘Raisins. 5c.’

Biggest tongue in Tunisia, indeed.

Does anyone still sell curative pills containing Dalai Lama byproducts?

SC, do you have a citation? This sounds more like that Aum Shinrikyo leader’s style.

 
 

Edible excrement…

Accept no substitutes.

 
Big Bad Bald Bastard
 

Runny bunnies: The Mystery of Poop.

Chewing cud- UR DOIN IT RONG!!!
St00pid bunnies aren’t kosher.

 
 

But does he poop pink ponybeans?

 
 

Saw a reindeer at Christmas that pooped chocolate (M & Ms)

 
 

This kind of reminds me of a B. Kliban cartoon titled “Merchandising.” It was a raisin dispenser in the shape of a bunny. When you lifted bunny’s ears…well, you can guess the rest.

 
 

Aargh! Damn you, Smut Clyde!

 
 

Tigrismus to the rescue.

do you have a citation?
It depends how much credence you place on Chinese claims about the backwardness of pre-invasion Tibetan culture.

 
 

The 1001 Nights has a bunch of Christians selling holy poop too. Sounds like red silk pajamas.

 
Big Bad Bald Bastard
 

It depends how much credence you place on Chinese claims about the backwardness of pre-invasion Tibetan culture.

What ulterior motive could the Chinese possibly have?

 
Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist
 

Poop Flavored Jelly Beans?

My dog would be about those.

 
 

I wouldn’t recommend getting one.

I had a real rabbit that did that. But I always thought the beans tasted funny.

 
 

What, no link to buy a pooping bunny?

 
 

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zombie rotten mcdonald said,

April 3, 2009 at 3:07 (kill)

What, no link to buy a pooping bunny?

This place has CHANGED, man…

 
 

Fill him up with Bertie Bott’s and watch the fun begin…

 
 

This place has CHANGED, man…

You’re hung up on some pooping bunny from the 60’s, man.

 
 

Fuck.
You had to remind me of work (where I have had the eye-bleeding week from hell) where one of our “code wizards” has Oh Deer! tacked to his bulletin board. It must have been up there for years because all of the chocolate candy frosting has gone all wrong in its original packaging

Goddamn slackers! Pick something stupid from Big Hollywood!! Big wingnut bowl of shit!

[kicks dirt, shuffles away]

 
 

What? No “smart pills” references?

Sigh.

I never had oh deer, but I was given an Eveready Pocket Trout squeeze light once, some years back, by someone who apparently knew me all too well.

 
 

Great! The right wing has declared war on Easter, complete with a troll-bunny that poops all over your lawn!

 
apostrophe_factory
 

“How does the rabbit get those essential nutrients? She eats the cecotropes as they exit the anus. The rabbits blissful expression when she’s engaging in cecotrophy (the ingestion of cecotropes) will tell you that she finds this anything but disgusting….Cecotropes are not feces. They are nutrient-packed dietary items essential to your companion rabbit’s good health.” – Mystery of Rabbit Poop

ummm…if it goes in one end and comes out the other…it’s POOP!!!

 
apostrophe_factory
 

and that whole “blissful expression” part is just disturbing.

 
 

Does Triumph the Insult Comic Dog realize what a market opportunity he’s missing?

 
 

Clearly, this rabbit is informing us that once the Second Coming arrives, only the righteous shall poop jellybeans.

 
 

Clearly, this rabbit is informing us that once the Second Coming arrives, only the righteous shall poop jellybeans.

And to think the Jews wandered the desert for 40 years eating honey falling from the sky, when all they had to do was raise bunnies.

Or did they wander the dessert? Enquiring minds want to know!

 
The Goddamn Batman Poops Little Nuggets Of Terror
 

How is rabbit poop formed?

 
 

How is rabbit poop formed?

In a black hole?

Unless it’s an albino rabbit.

 
 

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