Their Lulz And Ours
Posted on April 1st, 2009 by Gavin M.
Shorter funnywoman Julia Gorin:
Above: Laugh Tory
- Hey, did’jever notice how the success of the socialist so-called ‘global warming’ plot to intentionally bankrupt America is due to America’s rising terror of two million Islamofascist fundamentalist jihadi psychopathic killing machines supported actively or tacitly by the several hundred million Muslims that we’re in a civilizational death struggle, uh, with?
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Title cf.
I’d say fire Julia Gorin, but she’d have to be working first.
Jesus, I admit I had to click through and see if that was really the title of the article.
Just when I was about to go to bed too, now I gotta deal with this shit? Oy.
The stupid, as always, burns.
Gorin’s got the same wingnut humor skills that Muir does, building an entire schtick around haw-hawing over her idiotic confusion of “weather” with climate change.
It’s not too hard to imagine her yukking it up 90 years ago at the silly alarmists worrying about catching a cold, haw-haw, instead of arming themselves against the real threat of global ensorcelment by witches.
Laugh Tory
I think you’ll find it’s Laugh Ctory.
So basically anyone capable of a sarcastic tone can be a star of “conservative comedy”? Does Blartbart pay anything?
Ok, so…
Is she afraid that spending an hour of one day, ‘in the dark’ ,thinking about global climate change, will create a “window of opportunity” for Terrorists?
Naw, nobody could possibly be that stupid.
Oh wait, maybe she’s trying to find humor in the idea of “Millions of secret terrorists” just waiting for the right moment…
No, a person that dumb would be on life-support.
Hmm, I wonder if she was trying to make fun of the idea of people demonstrating their concerns (undoubtably she sees as ‘false’) over climate change and IGNORING the much more Earth shattering “Billion Muslim March”?
I have a compromise for ya Julia…
Earth Hour and HOUR OF TERROR could be celebrated at the same time next year.
At the appointed hour, Earth Hourists will turn out the lights, light a candle and do whatever else they want to do in the dark.
“HOUR OF TERROR”-ists can continue to keep a vigil (extremely necessary in that darkest of hours) from under their beds?
Whatya say Julia?
I would offer my apologies to anyone reading who is on life-support. It was not my intention to imply there is anything wrong with being on life-support.
Julia Goren, now starring in “Bedwetter FunnyTime”
I think you’ll find it’s Laugh Ctory.
Yes, but the C is silent, like in Ctenophore.
“People fixate on the environment when they can’t deal with real threats”
Terrorism has killed approx. 3000 people since 2001. The 2004 tsunami killed between 100,000-250,000 people. There are an average of 250 deaths a year in the US related to temperature. You worry about the Caliphate, I’ll worry about lightning.
“Why do you think they call it weather…”
Why do you think Gorin rhymes with borin’?
When Lights Return, One Million Infidels Found Killed by Terrorists
Because nothing says funny like aggressive death wishes for people with different opinions. Next up, torture jokes! No, wait… tortured jokes, that was it.
The problem wingnut “comedians” have with political satire is that such humor only works when it’s the powerless making fun of the powerful. The big guys kicking the little guys is just not funny, it’s cruel. It’s pull-the-wings-off-of-flies level humor.
Of course, Julia and her wingnut fans think they are the “powerless” ones now. And in a way, they’re right, but not in the way they think. If you’re still trying to make jokes out of saying that big oil and big pharma are right, and the people being drowned by tsunamis or poisoned by insufficiently tested drugs are wrong, you’re still on the side of the powerful, and it ain’t funny, McGee…
Joe,
It’s a niche crowd, but let’s face facts: someone has to be the new Ann Coulter.
I think that’s Bill Maher’s favorite pickup line.
Al Gore is so fat, when he sits around the house, he really sits around the house!
Ah don’t care who y’are, that’s funny raht there…
I’ll never forgive Al Gore for flying his gas guzzling jet into the World Trade Center.
-GSD
Kind of like being one of the top ten kosher bacon brands.
The sad thing is, she submitted it as a true story that she never thought would happen to her.
Al Gore is so fat, when he sits around the house, he really sits around the house!
Al Gore only favors cap and trade because the UN recognized his butt as a carbon sink.
When Al Gore wrote Earth in the Balance, he was sitting on the other side of the scale!
Al Gore’s is so fat, he was baptized at Sea World.
Next show at eleven, folks. Tip your waiters.
My poor punctuation and grammerz skillz, also part of the joke.
(still funnier than Julia’s A material, assholes)
When Al Gore wrote Earth in the Balance, he was sitting on the other side of the scale!
BWAAAA HA HA HA
Liberals are funnier conservatives than conservatives.
Er, presuming on our limited acquaintance and all.
Yeah, I guess she’s kind of jumped the Great White Shark, hasn’t she?
“Great White”… get it?… nyuk nyuk nyuk…
Apparently, being a conservative humorist is exactly like being a conservative columnist, only you use your “humor” as an excuse to be even more ignorant. If somebody calls you on your batshit stupidity and failure to understand the concepts you’re criticizing, you can just say, “It’s satire, duh.”
You should be so lucky!
I think you’ll find it’s Laugh Ctory.
Yes, but the C is silent, like in Ctenophore.
Or Cthulhu. Oh, and Al Gore has been told not to go swimming in the Potomac – the resulting water level rise would cause catastrophic flooding all along the Eastern seaboard.
Al Gore’s so fat he tried to warn consumers about the high level of trans fats in a school bus full of white kids.
This is April Fool’s, right? No? She’s a fool every day? Sucks to be her…
Laugh Ctory
I thought it was a soft c.
Short Answers to Dumbfuck Questions, # 65,774
No.
It is a privilege to share your brain.
I wouldn’t advise it unless you enjoy Mad Cow Disease.
But it is gratifying to find that another mind is malfunctioning in exactly the same way mine is.
Well, she’s been in such esteemed publications as Penthouse & The New York Post so far be it from me to snark … or check out her “schtick” for that matter. I refuse to sully this most holy day of funny with this person’s “humor” when I could be contemplating something even funnier – like death, colorectal cancer or hookworms.
Sorry, but ever since all those thousands of people were basically cooked alive in France a few summers back, I just haven’t been keen on hearing El Primo Boffo when it comes to denying the reality of climate-change. I think the next time that happens, it’s going to be a LOT nastier … & all these “skeptics” are going to look about as brilliant as Holocaust-denialists, but without the spiffy haircuts & uniforms.
Don’t give up your day job, girl.
Lulz? She should take her act to Ikaluit or Tuktoyaktuk … & YouTube it, For Great Justice.
I’ll bet that when she’s in the nursing home, her humor will make everyone forget their sweltering.
Her comedy routine seems to consist of serial regurgitations of discredited wingnut fantasies. The Sudan / bin Laden / Bill Clinton story was debunked many long years ago. (See the 9/11 Commission Report, page 109, note 7 for more detail than anyone would want to know.)
Erm, she thinks she’s lively but she’s only half-life?
In any case, in 10,000 years the Earth will be completely covered with undulating waves of ululating Muslims or WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE WORRIED ABOUT ANYWAY?
her humor was featured in “Penthouse” magazine
She was the centerfold. It’s the one time she’s gotten real laughs.
Laugh Ctory appears to mean that you never have to say, “I’m as funny as ebola virus.”
Al Gore is so fat his sweat glands are responsible for global warming.
And with a jihad on that’s going unanswered
What jihad? Declared by who? Just what the fuck is going on in Afghanistan and (by conservative reasoning) Iraq that isn’t an “answer”?
And with a jihad on that’s going unanswered
I always get to it just after it stops ringing.
And with a jihad on that’s going unanswered
Go, getcha getcha getcha getcha getcha jihad on
Well, the Unitarian jihad might be a little miffed at that unanswered crack.
Still yammering on with the “you liberals” shtik, huh. Like that other talent-challenged individual, Gutfield.
Well, why not. If politics is show business for ugly people, then Wing Nuttery ™ is commentary for and by stupid people, and “conservative humor” is humor by unfunny people.
Is this a great country or what?
Two million?! My count is seriously off.
Islamofascist fundamentalist jihadi psychopathic killing machines
Yes, but can you sing it to the tune of ‘Kokomo’?
Al Gore is so big, that when he said he’d laid the Internet, he meant, he’d laid the Internet.
*nervously adjusts narrow tie*
Jeepers talk about multi-tasking.
Global warming is to a conservative what humor is to a conservative: non-existent.
Islamofascist fundamentalist jihadi psychopathic killing machines
Yes, but can you sing it to the tune of ‘Kokomo’?
Burundi, Somalia,
Ooh, I wanna take you to
Libya, Karachi,
Come on pretty momma
Kinsasha, Harare
Baby why don’t we go Islamofascist fundamentalist jihad killing machine on Kokomo?
Hey, good thing those Islamofascicommiefaggoxicans aren’t funded by petrodollars!
I’ve tried for years to not take these people seriously, to assume it’s just some kind of mass hysteria that will fade, but then I go and read the comments on that thread and I realize that this idiocy is going to be around forever and that it’s going to keep getting worse….
Al Gore is so fat, he was the inspiration for every character in Love Story.