A Planet For The President*
Posted on March 21st, 2009 by Tintin
Shorter Gregory Young And Dr. Craig Idso
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Global Warming Alarmists Propose Limiting Population … to the Point of Extinction
- Global warming is just a lie spread by Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and Barack Hussein Obama as a pretext for passing a law requiring all women to be sterilized. This will, of course, bring about the utter destruction of the United States.
‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all Internet traditions.™
*Cf.
**The video has been “improved” over the one posted at The World’s Worst-Named Website™
Dear old Al Gore !
Still good for a game of kick his can down the road
The Good times for thinkies a never ending thinkathong !
It is clear that the authors follow the Liberal mantra of the ends justify the means.
In stark contrast to torture, and other conservative values.
Al Gore can’t control my emissions!!1111!!!
WTF? Lenins? LENINS?
He’s exercising his god given right to be phenemonenally stupid. Holy fekkin shite, did he get his Ph.D. from a Cracker Jack box?
That shit stacked behind him lends credence to his claims much in the same way a library provides a valid setting from which to opine.
If torture were effective , it would end the involvement of self respecting Thought Smiths
For the end is not what they hammer at , they look to the infinite for their means
Oh man ! When they find the mean will this pull up their average thinks ?
The staff of the Center for the Study of Carbon Dioxide and Global Change:
That is a complete listing. I am not making this up.
Oh, good. My husband and I already ahead of the curve on the Liberal Agenda.
Sweet.
Matt Taibbi’s The big takeover is a must read, especially considering what the (completely unsupervised) Fed is up to. (Brad covered this earlier I think).
Stupidest fucking thing I’ve heard. What a dumb couple of motherfuckers. I spent the day boring holes down to the water table. Tomorrow I’m piping fertility drugs down there because how are we supposed to carry out our forced gay abortions on a sterile populace?
From the comments over there:
Nice.
I can see Young and Idso on a Saturday night,
“Hey, baby, wanna make it with me, for
great justicethe future of the species?”Also, why do these a-holes villify single mothers and immigrants with large families? The cognitive dissonance can be cut with a knife.
Not even slightly close to the most annoying voice ever. Sarah Palin’s voice is at least a hundred times more annoying.
That’s a chilling thought. There must be some flaw in his logic… AHA! I have it! When humanity is down to a couple thousand people, they’ll HAVE to have more than one kid because they’ll need help tilling the soil!
Check and mate!
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Just goes to show you, Liberals are all about death and destruction. They absolutely live for it!
Hmmm. Kinda make you think.
Indeed, the authors purposely fail to mention that their proposal puts humanity on a fast-tack extinction curve, as reproduction rates fall below population replacement rates. Surely, as statisticians they know this well. Within a few generations, there wouldn’t be any one around to measure, least wise care, about carbon emissions. We would all be dead.
But golly, we would save the planet! Just goes to show you, Liberals are all about death and destruction. They absolutely live for it!
Teh stupid, it burns!!!!
Why, in only 200 years, there would be no people left at all, aside from about 150 million of them. Who would want to live in this hellishly underpopulated world of the future, where far fewer people compete for global resources? Aw, hell no! Who among us wants to condemn our descendants to never knowing the joys of living in a post-Thunderdome world?
In the minds of your wingnuts single mothers fall into two categories. Dark skinned whores popping out huge litters of welfare recipients and Upper West Side elitist sperm donees sipping lattes and leafing through their Utne Readers in the delivery room. Each group sucks more than the other as far as they’re concerned.
Since when have wingnuts thought we should have the right to make our own reproductive choices? So, in the wingnut values cannon, Oil is now greater than Abortion? Or do they alternate days, like with on-street parking. So confusing….
The music underneath is astoundingly annoying. Do they think their rabid followers are so dumb they have to be musically influenced as well?
SASQ.
And, Tintin, you’ve brought the web to a slightly higher plane here w/ this “video fixing.” (Take a peep at Jerry here if you need more fodder for further fixing.)
In conclusion, I say to you all,Off w/ Their Nuts!!
But if the human race is wiped out, how will Satan recruit his evil leftist minions?
Or Bristol Palin.
But IOKIYAR, of course…
stoopid™ stoopid™ stoopid™
Our plan is not forced birth control. The plan is to force everyone to become gay. It’s obvious to anyone with the brains god gave to seafood.
If Al Gore weren’t so damn fat and didn’t sigh so much and didn’t have a big house there would be no global warming, which there isn’t, but it’s his fault, and he made it up, and global warming is a natural process, and we should deal with it by handing all our money to the nuclear industry corporations so that they can promise to but never build functioning nuke plants, and we need to burn all our coal because China uses coal, and also people who believe in global warming hate Jesus.
PaminBB hit it right on the head: It’s not OK to mandate limited family size but it is THE WILL OF GO-OD (two syllables, please) that a woman, once impregnated, must carry the child to term.
Not to mention that no one actually proposed any such law to limit families.
I’m sure my eyeballs will stop spinning any moment now.
Finally, I’ll reference the inevitable.
From the Cf:
In Conservapædia, this will be corrected to “East Anglica” of course.
…and “closet” ally
Dammit, I am driven to just flat-out asking – does anyone remember a throw away comment from someone who said his (I think) dog was a Republican… and had a list of traits that led him to that conclusion, one of which was, IIRC, “vain”. I don’t remember the rest of the list but I remember jumping like I’d been bit cause it so perfectly described a person I know, and now *I NEED THAT QUOTE!* Anyone here guilty of said comment or remember it in any way? I’m not even sure it was on S,N! But it was somewhere in the round of like-minded blogs on which I see some of the same people commenting alla time.
Sorry about the totally off-topic nature of the thing but there it is. A Shot In The Dark.
Oh yeah, and I didn’t find the voice annoying, but the facial expressions! The pomposity, the condescending smug of him…it reminded me of a boss that everyone hated but me, and now I hate him too, this video was so powerfully annoying. What a fucking tool.
PaminBB hit it right on the head: It’s not OK to mandate limited family size but it is THE WILL OF GO-OD (two syllables, please) that a woman, once impregnated, must carry the child to term.
No fucking kidding. They are willing to throw “reproductive choice” under the bus in the name of compulsory pregnancy but they sure do howl at the mere suggestion that maybe, just maybe, raising a passel of kids to be typical American consumers is contributing to global warming. Shocking, I know.
Plus, I’ve heard many conservatives grumble about aid to third world countries. They often snicker and say something to the effect of “geez, can’t we put birth control in the bread or something?”. ‘Cuz, you know, restricting reproductive choices of third world folks is a-ok, but doing the same to lily-white Americans is the epitome of absolute evil. And the non-lily-white Americans? Well, they don’t care about their reproductive choices as well.
and also people who believe in global warming hate Jesus.
It’s a fair cop.
And I’ll start worrying about replacement rate once we’re not pushing SEVEN BILLION.
Usually, I’m almost uncontrollably ecstatic at my lifelong childishness – er, I mean childlessness – when I see a parent with three or four comically obnoxious children at the grocery store, hollering and threatening with not the slightest effect.
But this makes me even happier that I have not ever even CONSIDERED reproducing.
Hee hee..
mikey
If someone were to kick this dweeb in the nuts repeatedly, that would certainly have a dramatic effect on his reproductive choices.
Also, that’s quite a collection of Cher CDs stacked up behind him.
Oh, Idso nice to be with you!
I love all the things you say and do!
And Idso nice to hear you say,
You’re gonna please in every way!
Wheelchair wolf shooting competition
Is the shooter or the wolf in the wheelchair?
Wolfs shooting at wheelchairs? I’d rather they tried to bite them.
Never give a wolf w/ a weapon. They can’t aim for shit, you’ll get plugged.
Wheelchair-bound wolves are the shooters! I say we motorize those puppies and release them in Alaska…
Speaking of hated bosses, the downward spiral continues unabated at my former workplace. Last Wednesday, the two remaining carpenters walked out after my ex-boss pulled some of his typical bullshit. That is, they walked out after telling him what a full-of-shit retard moron he is and threatening to pull off his head and shit down his neck.
Imagine, a construction company with no carpenters. At this point, they’re down to two plumbers and a guy who does finish work. Don’t know how long you can last in the construction business when you don’t employ anyone who can, you know, build anything. Not long would be my guess.
The real kicker is that the kid he hired out of the bar – you know, the one he was going to “teach the business to in two years and have him managing jobs for half what you’re being paid” (presumably, he was also going to learn to be an architect and writer in those same 2 years) is STILL THERE, being paid $2500 a month for doing nothing other than stroke the boss’ ego. Though from what I understand, the business partner has put his foot down on that and buttboy was being assigned to work as a laborer starting this past week. Though on what I don’t know – a construction company with no carpenters isn’t going to have any job sites that need cleanup.
So two Oregon academics giving a paper at a conference means compulsory sterilization by the Obama administration can’t be too far ahead?
Is this guy afraid of his shadow, too?
No, no, no. Conservatives realise that if one is to be serious in advocating a policy, one must advocate that policy without regard to external reality. Just as ‘tax cuts for the rich’ is the answer to every policy question no matter what is happening in the world, so Liberals must now claim that population control is always necessary regardless of how many people there actually are.
The idea that someone might be in favour of population control when there are more than six billion people, but then be in favour of a different policy when there are only one hundred million people, is not only inconceivable, but also evidence of Liberal hypocrisy and weakness.
Oh, and what mikey said.
So two Oregon academics giving a paper at a conference means compulsory sterilization by the Obama administration can’t be too far ahead?
“Oregon” is the most frightening word in that sentence.
Dude’s been taking elocution lessons from Bobby Jindal.
Love how he’s standing in front of the Target credenza with his John Tesh CDs stacked behind him.
I just got the memo from George Soros’ secret dormant-volcano base. We liberals are not to proceed with the depopulation of the human species until we have caused a significant percentage of animals to become gay.
Project Penguin has been a rousing success so far.
I bet the climate scientists are pretty happy about being called lemmings. I bet they’re just beaming with joy about this wankstain and his supercilious smile pretending that all their work is for naught (except to make Al Gore famous or something).
I’m just waiting for their critique of string theory, because that’s gonna be mind-blowing. Or do I mean head-exploding?
Great news for all you sweets and rum fans.
Usually, I’m almost uncontrollably ecstatic at my lifelong childishness – er, I mean childlessness – when I see a parent with three or four comically obnoxious children at the grocery store, hollering and threatening with not the slightest effect.
A-fucking-men.
Today’s incident was on a train instead of in a grocery store, but otherwise spot on. And I thank all the gods of audio for the invention of headphones.
Craig D. Idso, Chairman
Sherwood B. Idso, President
Keith E. Idso, Vice President
Julene M. Idso, Operations Manager
Gallery got there first, but still:
Idso many Idsos
Ah dodo
Wudoo
Do
And I thank all the gods of audio for the invention of headphones.
Attention All Right Wing Dummies.
Having children is a CHOICE.
NOT having children is a CHOICE.
Loving someone is a CHOICE.
It is NOT your place, your right, nor even a place where you have a right to an opinion do weigh in on these how I choose to live my life. You are welcome to make these decisions for yourself. Beyond that, you have NO FUCKING STANDING…
mikey
BREED! BREED DAMN YOU!! THAT’LL SHOW THOSE LIEBERULS!*
*Some restrictions apply.
Okay, not going to check this because I don’t really care, but didn’t the graph on the video show the carbon emissions saved when a woman chose to have one LESS child? And as I was reading that graph, did I hear the dear Doctor say that the study showed women should NOT EVEN HAVE one child?
p.s. There’s always adoption, Dr. Idso.
Idso easy to fall in love;
Idso easy to fall in love!
Doo Bee Doo Bee Doo…
mikey
Idso long way to the top
If you wanna rock n roll
What could possibly be more evil than trying to get folks to make an intelligent decision not to over-breed themselves into a world of disease, constant resource wars & Soylentburgers? Why do you liberals hate cutesy-wutesy widdle babypoos?
China actually DID impose a severe (one-child-per-family) population-control policy, & kept it in place for decades … & their population still kept right on shooting up anyway – they’re well over a billion now, as is India. RUH-roh.
Did not!
Did so!
neologism: idso facto – total non-fact due to coming from idso
One paper quantifying per human CO2 is idso facto proof of Pelosi’s eugenics plan.
Hey guys, this is slightly off topic but here it goes anyway. A buddy and I have a great idea to start a business. We are going to get a loan to open a fancy french resturant. Our resturant will serve the finest French regional dishes/
Here’s the catch. My friend and I tend to get very annoyed when we have to use the men’s room at a resturant for urination purposes, and someone takes a shit and stinks up the joint! I mean come on, nobody wants to smell shit when they are sitting down enjoying a good meal.
So our resturant will be a completely shit free environement, meaning the public restrooms will be for urination purposes only. In order to enforce our shit free policy we will have ten full time security officers on duty at all times in our resturant. There will be two in the men’s room which will have only urinals, two in the ladies room, two monitoring the cameras, one in the dining are, one in the lobbey and two patroling the perimeter of the resturant.
We will also have a paid police officer on staff at all times to make arrests if necessary. Any offender who shits in our resturant will be banned for life under penalty of arrest. Lets face it, there is nothing more disgusting then smelling shit when you have to use the resturant’s restroom for urination. It is disgusting and repulsive, people should not shit in an establishment that serves food.
Patrons will be allowed to shit in restrooms outside of the resturant. This way there will be no shit in the resturant, and people who have to urinate will not be grossed out by the smell of shit before enjoying there meal.
The reason I am writing this is to get some kind of a survey of public opinion on this matter. We want to see whether or not our idea for a resturant would be appealing to the general public. Feedback will be most appreciated.
Thank you.
Jack said,
March 22, 2009 at 3:30
[…]
Oh merde.
“Why do you liberals hate cutesy-wutesy widdle babypoos?”
Medium rare with a bit of tarragon, onion and butter.
Yum!
Well, Jack, it sounds like you’ll be helping out a lot of soon-to-be-unemployed Blackwater guys, so, y’know, not ALL bad.
Feedback will be most appreciated.
Poop!
The Republican Revolution!
Feedback will be most appreciated.
Um, ok.
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WoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooWoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeee
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Lemme know what else I can do to help, Jack…
Dickwad….
mikey
What I can’t understand is how anyone can shit in any public restroom. And I’m completely mystified by those who shit in Port-a-lets. How could anyone bear the smell of a pre-shat Port-a-let long enough to be in it to get the necessary business done? I’m of the personal opinion that Port-a-let shitters should be publicly garroted. I mean, come on – there are lots of people here at this festival drinking lots of beer, and the Port-a-lets are unusable thanks to YOU dumping in them.
On the other hand, I suppose this aversion to shitting in public places is kind of the textbook definition of “anal retentive.”
I figure that a majority of people are like me and friend who want to enjoy a nice meal in a resturant without having to be grossed out by the smell of shit in the restroom, thus ruining our appeitite.
I’m simply doing some research to see whether the majority of people would either support or oppose such a policy in a resturant. Shiting will still be allowed in specialized restrooms which will be located across the parking lot, outside of the resturant.
I basiclly want a show of hands as to who here supports the measure and who opposes the measure.
Unclench your sphincter, dude, it’s backed up to your cranium.
And I obviously want to see if most people would eat at such a resturant. I am in the resturant business to make money you know.
Jack,
Is it going to be strict, traditional French cuisine or will there be some ‘nouvelle’?
I think you’re missing the real issue here, Jack. Which is women who “hover” over the seat in public restrooms, spraying the seat with urine and making it unusable for those who follow. Some poor old lady with weak thigh muscles comes in later, and ends up with some repellant stranger’s piss all over her backside when she cannot “maintain the position” throughout the evacuation of her bladder.
Hoverers should be publicly garroted, also.
“henry lewis said,
March 22, 2009 at 4:09”
A combination of the two, my friend.
Thank you, Jennifer. It looks like I have one patron already.
And another thing about those Port-a-let shitters, Jack:
When was the last time you saw any paper in a Port-a-let?
These Port-a-let shitters aren’t even wiping after befouling the Port-a-let.
Jack: You need to get together with A Transhumanist. Your research topics overlap. Perhaps you could join efforts and come up with a collaborative project. Don’t underestimate the power of two!
Now now, why is everyone poo pooing his idea? Can’t you just relax and go with the flow? He’s just a businessman trying to squeeze something out of the restaurant biz. I’m sure the idea just kind of plopped into their heads so they need to see if it holds together – is it a firm thing? Can they run with it? Or is it some watered down stream of feculant nonsense?
I agree, porter-shitters are absolutely disgusting. Our resturant will be a completely clean, safe and enjoyable dining experience for all of our patrons.
Nobody should ever have to smell shit while dining at a resturant, as it has the tendency to ruin ones appeitite. Our “no shit” policy will be extensively advertised so our patrons will know it ahead of time before they arrive at our resturant.
I believe, that not being grossed out is an essential part of enjoying ones dining experience. Food and shit do not belong in the same establishment.
Oh fun! A GOP Fantasy-Land Adventure.
Well, once all of the bullets bounce off Al Gore, Leftists will start the Patchouli Oil baptisms.
Your fate is sealed!
All Hail Al Gore’s Girth!!
AHAGG!! AHAGG!! AHAGG!!
Personally, I think they should pass on it then wipe the slate clean.
Hoovers for the holdovers from hoverers!
I truly believe, in my heart of hearts, that all of our patrons will be one hundred percent satisfied with their dining experience.
Not only will nobody be grossed out at our resturant, the quality of our cuisine will be top notch. We will used only the freshest ingredients for our regional and nouvelle French cooking. Our chefs and cooking staff will be only of the top tier, our security staff will be professional, curtious and efficient. And most importantly of all, prices will be reasonable.
All of these factors will contribute to the satisfaction of our patrons dining experience.
What a load of crap. Jack, you may be flush with ideas – I’m sure you’re surrounded with piles of them. But a fundament of the restaurant business is, “you can’t just drain their wallets.” You need to digest the concept, absorb it slowly so to speak. Run it through the system and see what comes out the other end.
Jack, got a motto for your restaurant, “We don’t take shit from anyone.”
Probably gonna want to do that in French tho.
owlbear1 said,
March 22, 2009 at 4:31
Jack, got a motto for your restaurant, “We don’t take shit from anyone.”
Lol. Personally, I find that slogan humorous. However, it may just be a little too vulgar for advertising purposes unfortunately.
..it may just be a little too vulgar for advertising purposes
French is funny that way…
Too bad for them I’m not the gun-control kind of liberal.
The success or failure of Jack’s venture will depend on where he plans to open this establishment. In some areas of America, shit is an integral part of the dining experience.
I suggest an online survey, like the one Hot Air did to see who’s the leader of the GOP. No other methodology is more reliable. Call it Jack’s Shit: A Digital Probe.
Our first establishment I hope to open in NYC as a matter of fact. Eventually, I hope to expand our resturant across the country. It will take alot of time and money to achieve all of our goals.
J, I think that would be a good idea. Lets give it a go.
Four errors by the fifth? What the hell happened?
Nous ne prenons pas la merde de n’importe qui!
Or so sayeth babelfish, at any rate.
“Jack’s Shit-Free Eateries”
Nous ne prenons pas la merde de n’importe qui!
Ok Jack, looks like you’ve got a name and slogan for the place.
Wow. I think I’ve learned something tonight.
Of course, it has no value.
What a shitty thread. This crap’s gotta end. Wipe it right off.
It’s all a bunch of crap…
mikey
Dumped on again.
sniff.
ew.
If you want gross, try NO port-a-lets.
Uh, folks, “Jack” is “Jeffersonian Republican” better known as “Lord Harry.” He’s going bye-bye now.
Philosophical quandary of the evening: Is it possible to unbeshit oneself?
You know, they could designate certain Port-a-lets as no-shitters. Though I’m sure that people base enough to shit in Port-a-lets would just ignore the designation and shit in them anyway, I think the logo of the stick man in profile squatting and squeezing one out, with the red circle and cross-out over it, would be just fucking hysterical.
Uh, folks, “Jack” is “Jeffersonian Republican” better known as “Lord Harry.” He’s going bye-bye now.
Well duh, who else would be so obsessed in controlling other peoples’ shit?
re: unbeshitting
Uh…bathing? Is there a philosophical cleansing regime – Zen perhaps?
Personally I find high-speed twisties to clear my head quite nicely, but I can hardly recommend it for the beshitten crowd.
Re: designated shitting portolets (wtf, btw…we callem portapotties where I comes from)
I have considered trying to enforce a “shitter” “not shitter” stall differential at the work bathroom. For the love of god, go to the furthest stall if you’re gonna stink up the joint. Nothing like the smell of shit lingering in the hallways.
I am shocked, and even somewhat stunned.
I was certain that Jack was a restaurant entrepreneur who not only dared to dream, but to dream big.
I have come to really hate the Fairlight and all who use her to create suitably portentous (or should I say pretentious?) music.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fairlight_CMI
And as far as “Most Annoying Voice Ever,” I just don’t see how you can top Dr. Mrs. Old Perfessor:
http://www.pjtv.com/video/Ask_Dr_Helen/Going_John_Galt%3F/1504/5357/
Being married to that woman would be enough to turn me gay.
Four errors by the fifth? What the hell happened?
The question that occurred to me was, Victor Zambrano? WTF? I don’t care who wins this game but seeing him on the mound made me weep . Is Julio Machado not a free man yet?
Being married to that woman would be enough to turn me gay.
I think it made the Ole Perferator want to turn himself into a robot.
No shit, I’m reading this thread, and the DJ of the college radio station starts playing the Police’s “Doo Doo Doo Doo Dah Dah Dah Dah”… in Japanese.
Those damn climate alarmists!
(Government abortionists will come get your extra kids. Even if they’re already old!)
What the fuck? Do these people have no sense of irony or shame?
I have considered trying to enforce a “shitter” “not shitter” stall differential at the work bathroom.
A little application of good-old ‘merican know-how could solve this problem with a properly designed, permanently affixed cover. A solid one, with a hole placed too far forward for comfortable shit-sitting, or perhaps some sort of mesh screen over the bowl.
We would need a name for an apparatus designed to prevent shitting – that is to say, to stop a normal human function – in a room designed for shitting. My suggestion is “What’s the Rush, Limbaugh?”
Do these people have no sense of irony or shame?
uhm, These are the same people who get indignant if you don’t tell them how impressed you are by their Invisible Superman’s manhood.
Just sayin’
They’ve all got Doc Manhattan on their minds.
Falling in love again…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/billadams/2960743503/
Hey Lesley,
Damnit, I tried to get you to read this last night: http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/18654.html#comment-855385
Let me requote the money quote!!
Here’s aone-on-one I’d pay to see…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/billadams/2680331582/in/photostream/
Huh, let me guess. Suddenly, Jack would disappear once he got one semi-serious response of “that’s silly, people should be able to shit in bathrooms”, and Jeffersonian Conservative would sweep in and chide all us fascists for supporting smoking bans in restaurants since using a ventilated bathroom for its intended purpose is equivalent to blowing smoke around a dining room.
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Damn, N.C., you’re good.
I think I’m gonna take a shit on this thread.
I think I’m gonna take a shit on this thread.
Too late, now that Jeffraham Reptilicus has dropped his mighty load.
But may this serve to unshit the bed, ever so slightly:
Damnit, I tried to get you to read this last night: http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/18654.html#comment-855385
I’ve been passing that article to everyone I know. It’s damn good isn’t it?
Only in a cRapitalist society like America can one become a successful entrep
ueOOner.Fixed that (sewer) for ya. (Now strangely applicable to what Atrios calls “Big Shitpile”.)
We reserve the right to refuse
servicethe ability to shit to anyone.I was certain that Jack was a restaurant entrepreneur who not only dared to dream, but to dream big.
I was just reading down, waiting for someone to point out that Dr. Idso has apparently been able to give up shitting altogether, but as an unfortunate side effect he’s started spewing foul crap from the other end of his digestive tract.
Besides, let’s be honest — I can’t remember ever eating in a white-tablecloth restaurant and catching the scent of human effluent. But there have been a few meals that suffered from the clouds of Obsession, Brut, Girgio, or various other so-of-the-moment chemical attractants hovering over my fellow diners…
I actually think Jack should work a totally different tactic entirely. Call it “niche marketing,” if you will. He should open an establishment that embraces the idea of shit. Not only does it allow patrons to freely shit in the restrooms, it wafts the scent tantalizingly through the establishment. The food should be plated to evoke piles of shit on a plate. Their signature dishes could be liver pate, chocolate mousse, etc. The napkins should be coiled up on cardboard rolls, like toilet paper. The crockery should be pristine, heavy white porcelain.
He and his partner will be known for having “The Shittiest Joint in Town” and other edgy, hip endorsements. This would make a great marketing campaign!
Hey Lesley,
Same here.
Further, I try to be informed and what not, but my jaw was dropping when I read this section below. I had no idea this kind of “market engineering” was going on.
What happens if the recipients of these Fed loans and guarantees fail or are defrauded, etc…? Oh that’s right we’re only out a couple more trillion. Yeah. That’s 3 to 6 million million dollars of ‘secret’ money rolling around. Pretty much dwarfs the retention pay we taxpayers on the hook for.
(But remember, “deficits don’t matter” so this won’t be blamed on Obama.)
To clarify, of course I know the Fed manipulates the interest rate with its repos and wise, opaque pronouncements, but I didn’t know anything about this new (?) flavor of “off-book” manipulation.
Hey look!
Doopdedoo, browsing the intarwebs… oh shit! Glenn Greenwald is hammering this too. Boom! Here he goes quoting another great bit from the same piece:
Go go Geithner! Bad banks for all!
Wow, Lord Hairy gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “shit for brains”.
Idso long way
to Tipperary
Idso long way
to go…
The answer to Jack’s pressing issue is as clear as the nose on his face. I mean, if one is looking for an all-purpose, two turds with one stone solution, there can be but one course of action.
Dig. The. Moat.
and the people who believe in science are the “alarmists” in this situation.
right.
Sheesh,
Here’s a lovely article,
http://www.cnbc.com/id/27719011 (no linky. fywp)
from last November on just how much was being chucked into the sinkhole behind closed doors. (Seven+ trillion, and counting, from then.)
And from the same time period, one on the Fed telling Congress to go fuck a tree when asked where two trillion bucks went.
We are being robbed, and seemingly, nobody of any consequence gives a rat’s ass. Quite the contrary. Everybody seems to be falling all over themselves to help the turdwhistles out the door with their awful, awful burden that was once our treasury.
Fuckers.
I rather like drifty’s idea…
The Idso thing has been whipped to death with bootlaces, but it’s worth recalling Mark Twain’s reaction to the Book of Mormon v3.1: “I could not feel more satisfied and at rest if the entire Whitmer family had testified.”
Sorry. I spent an hour last night debunking, untangling and dis-confusing LDS stuff during a replay of “Big Love” until I was finally struck by a hurled Tivo remote and banished from the room. I guess the difference between RLDS and FLDS is that the latter is the subject of some white-slavery true crime narrative that’s burning up the charts at Amazon.com, while the former… isn’t. Bloody ignorant Protestant scumbags. It’s always Twilight just under my dangling nuts, ya tools.
Huh, let me guess.
Golfclapworthy and more, N.C.! I wouldn’t have guessed the whole scheme like you did, but I did immediately recognize “Jack”‘s horrible punctuation. He can’t shake it off – it’s like a special infrared signature, or an unavoidable horrible smell.
and his partner will be known for having “The Shittiest Joint in Town” and other edgy, hip endorsements. This would make a great marketing campaign!
Sorry I’m late, but the shitty restaurant idea has been taken!
This commercial should be a mandatory public service ad on every damn channel.
Jack
Shitshould open his restaurant next to a mortuary. Then he could call the restaurant Eat Shit and Die.Waiter waiter, there’s a fly in my shit soufflé
Looks more like a moth to me, Mr Breitbart.
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a fast-tack extinction curve,
Did anyone have more luck than me at decoding this? Is Uriel the Archangel of Extinction coming at us in a yacht?
What an epic fail bucket of shit this video is, even with the improvements from TinTin…
It’s clear we’re just a “baby” step (hahahahahaha) away from liberals stealing wingnutopian infants and performing blood-drinking rituals upon them. Yep, the was “unthinkable” just a few months ago, but NOW…….(puking sounds for several hours)
Shorter shorter: Help! The [insert slippery slope argument of choice] will lead to the doom of our nation!
I’m child-free and sterilized. Are they going to force me to have a kid I don’t want? Because if so, I want my One Free Ghey Abortion ticket Obama promised me right now!
Boy, anyone see the Al Gore shot? He’s just exploded. His next academy will be for appearing on “America’s biggest losers” series.
Idso neo paper moon
Sailing over a cardboard sea
But it wouldn’t be make believe
If we’d gone GOP.