Michelle Malkin is a lazy cunt
*update at the bottom*
And Jim Kouri, a board certified grade A moron. Michelle “Two-Face” Malkin quotes Jim Kouri writing:
The Brady organization is out-and-out lying about the new Florida law. First of all, the law addresses use of deadly force in the home not in the streets. The statute allows citizens to use physical deadly force against a person who enters their premises and is a threat to their safety.
Malkin’s intro reads:
Jim Kouri of the National Association of Chiefs of Police explains how the Brady Campaign is lying to British tourists about the Sunshine State’s so-called “Shoot First” statute[.]
Well, we’d say we had expected better of Michelle, but frankly that would be a lie. So we won’t.
But we’ll note a few things: even the “Castle Doctrine,” which applies to self-defense in the home, has been greatly extended over the years:
The ?castle doctrine? has been extended by Florida courts to include employees in their places of
employment while lawfully engaged in their occupations. See Redondo v. State, 380 So.2d 1107
(Fla. 3d DCA 1980); State v. Smith, 376 So.2d 261 (Fla. 3d DCA 1979). [PDF]
The most interesting part, of course, is the text of the law itself:
declaring that a person has no duty to retreat and has the right to stand his or her ground and meet force with force if the person is in a place where he or she has a right to be and the force is necessary to prevent death, great bodily harm, or the commission of a forcible felony [PDF]
Or this:
A person who is not engaged in an unlawful activity and who is attacked in any other place where he or she has a right to be has no duty to retreat and has the right to stand his or her ground and meet force with force, including deadly force if he or she reasonably believes it is necessary to do so to prevent death or great bodily harm to himself or herself or another or to prevent the commission of a forcible felony.
It can’t be easy being a wingnut.
PS: Kouri’s original op-ed has been pulled by the websites we found that had posted it. (MichNews being Malkin’s source.) Thanks to Google, here is a copy.
* Michelle has updated her post, having been alerted to the fact that Jim Kouri is full of shit. She quotes a long email that ends with:
Sorry I got so wordy, but I’d really like to see the reporting on this issue be a lot more accurate than it has been. [Emphasis added.]
Michelle’s reply?
Same here.
This is the same woman who posted the Kouri article without spending 5 seconds checking it, and linked to a L.A. Times piece which explained why Kouri could not be right. Same here, Michelle? You first, you lazy cunt.
Malkin links originally from World O’Crap, which we failed to acknowledge first time around. Shame on us! May we be shunned by the blogging community!
A person who is not engaged in an unlawful activity and who is attacked in any other place where he or she has a right to be has no duty to retreat and has the right to stand his or her ground and meet force with force, including deadly force if he or she reasonably believes it is necessary to do so to prevent death or great bodily harm to himself or herself or another or to prevent the commission of a forcible felony.
In other words, if some guy jumps you at a bar (you’ve got the right to be there!), you can just shoot him without being prosecuted for murder. Awesome.
“Michelle Malkin is a lazy cunt”
Brilliant. Applause. Bravo.
I know you folks are proud ….. but, methinks you oughten be so. None the less, you do have my sympathy and prayers.
And this guy Kouri is a police chief?? Yup:Jim Kouri is a certified protection professional, terrorism expert, writer, commentator and contributing editor for Chief of Police Magazine. A former chief at a housing project in New York City’s Washington Heights district — dubbed Crack City — he serves as Fifth-Vice President of the National Association of Chiefs of Police (www.aphf.org). He possesses over 25 years of law enforcement and security experience and writes a regular column for KingNewsMedia.Com.He’s the author of Crime Talk: Conversations with America’s Top Crimefighters and Assume The Position: Police Science for Novelists, Screenwriters and Journalist, and his magazine articles appear in many publications. He’s a frequent guest on many TV and radio stations including Fox News, CNN, CBS, ABC, CNBC, and others. Kouri holds a bachelor of science in criminal justice and master of arts in public administration and he’s a board certified protection professional.
you ever get the feeling that the right-wing has crammed the memory hole with so much bullshit that eventually it is going to just explode and rain down their utter crud onto our heads for several years, like a backed up sewer system which has had one too many poos flushed into it.
i pray for you suckers too. typing the word “cunt” (or even thinking of it) is a one way ticket to hell, it’s right there in the lost gospel of “randy.” here is an excerpt from “randy 3:12”:
“and lo, satan is tickled and glorified by the cunt as it is written. let us pray for the sinners
who swallow satan’s seed, swirl it around their mouth and spit it back in the face of god, so unholy is the cunt.”
Youthinks we oughten be so, Elmo?
Wethinks you mighten be an Asshat.
I know you folks are proud ….. but, methinks you oughten be so. None the less, you do have my sympathy and prayers.
Methinks you oughten? Prithee, good sirrah, wouldst thou be so kind as to share with us the prayer thou hast invoked, that our Lord shall be swayed to fill the hearts of the ungodly here with Spirit Most Holy and that surely leadeth the lambs away from befouling the fair Malkin maiden with vile reference to her cunny?
the fair Malkin maiden
{{sound of The tECHIDNA heaving in a corner}}
Dang, credit where credit is do. Summaya’s gottza sensahumor. Maybe color me impressed? It’s possible I may be reaching here ….. but is that like agreeing to disagreee?
Signed maybe holding my breath, and maybe not.
O.K., the trip through hippie land past, didn’t last long. Hmmmm … ‘what prayer?’ I think they call that hyperbole. But I can say it is wonderful to not be you. Neocons as hitler? Deeeeeep. Malkin is a cunt. Yesssirreeee Bob, now I am impressed.
Sorry, I don’t speak crank.
But I can say it is wonderful to not be you. Exclamation point.
OOOXXXOOO Elmo.
Anybody remembers a story about a Japanese highschool student on exchange program who got lost on the way to Halloween party in Lousiana, and when he tried to ask for direction, a home owner, gun in hand, asked him to go away, upon which the boy thought it is part of Halloween, pulled out his camera and got shot dead. The neighbors were outraged that the guy got prosecuted, but he was found innocent in any case.
There is always a problem what beliefs of a retarded (or merely ignorant) person are reasonable. So if you reasonably believe that other person in the bar only SEEMS to mind his own bussiness, but in fact he is preparing to throw a bottle at you…
But I can say it is wonderful to not be you. Exclamation point.
OOOXXXOOO Elmo.
I’m sure you can say a lot things. About 20 distinct phrases, in total, would be my guess.
Leave Elmo alone. He’s not that interesting a troll. Anyone with internet access can come into a random blog and say everyone sucks. It takes a master troll to say that Malkin’s cunt is a lie like the holocaust was.
Well, he’s no MJ, that’s for sure. But all I ever got was BLT, so I’m looking for new pidgeons to pluck.
Brad R said – *In other words, if some guy jumps you at a bar (you’ve got the right to be there!), you can just shoot him without being prosecuted for murder. Awesome.*
Actually it is illegal to be armed in a bar in Florida or in a the bar section of a restaurant. Or at a sports stadium, school, school sporting event, ….
You clowns couldn’t carry my jock strap. Nothing personal, and all that.
http://dsp.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pG01-1255125reg.jpg
For what it is worth, that appears to be a very small jockstrap.
Wow, so if i saw, say, Noelle Bush and I thought she was about to rob me for crack money, I could just shoot her? Cool!
Elmo, you’re a cnut.
“Actually it is illegal to be armed in a bar in Florida or in a the bar section of a restaurant. Or at a sports stadium, school, school sporting event, ….”
What if I’m in the restaurant section of the restaurant but I’m firing into the bar section?
Try not to sound so disappointed while listing places that you can’t carry a gun – just keep sending those checks to the NRA and they’ll do their best so that we can finally take concealed weapons to school.
But – isn’t what Brad said still accurate “In other words, if some guy jumps you at a bar (you’ve got the right to be there!), you can just shoot him without being prosecuted for murder. Awesome.” You wouldn’t be prosecuted for murder, you might be prosecuted for having a firearm in a bar.
I like this scenario better than Brad’s – I’m fucking your wife on your kitchen table (I have a right to be there – she was begging for it because you can’t satisfy her), when you come home and make some motions that I find threatening so I reach down into my ankle holster, pull out my gun, and shoot you dead. Clearly, I am well within my legal rights and you got what you deserved for not going down on your wife.
‘…or the commission of a forcible felony…’
Hm. So if I DeLay take dirty money (in Florida), does that mean I can shoot him?
We’ve had this doctrine going CA since forever. Seems to be working out just fine, no?
Let me see if I understand this:
If I’m in Florida and have a legal permit to march in a demonstration or to protest a Bush (dubya or jebya) appearence and the police push me back off the street and/or force me to a ‘protest area’ or where ever I’m legally allowed to be, I can use whatever force against them and they can’t do anything legally?
Hey ACLU, how can the protestors be arrested then? Sounds like a civil rights violation to me. Maybe the Florida legislature can provide a corollary to their law.
If I were 40 years younger, I’d consider trying it out.
Father TYme: “I can use whatever force against them and they can’t do anything legally?” You people really can’t be so fookin’ stooopid AND deranged, can you? It just does not seem possible to me. Anyway, I feel my head about to explode from the fumes you folks give off here in LLL land. Can’t say I will or won’t be back. Been fun and all that. OOOXXXOOO Elmo (oh horrors …. a double post!)
“Been fun and all that.”
Sadly, Nein!
I like how some people apperently completely lack the capacity for abstract thought. Bravo Elmo!
Ah, Elmo. I do love the logic that lets you bristle at Malkin receiving the treatment you lavish on others. Or maybe name-calling or other personal attacks are fine and dandy as long as they’re humorously mispelled? If so, go fcuk yourself, moran.
How’d they find out Michelle was lazy?
Michelle Malkin is one of the BIGGEST cunts on Fox. Sorry if some of you thin-skinned neo cons don’t like the rhetoric….but, she is a lying cunt and has been caught a thousand times at it. You defenders can kiss my ass…..