Aaaaah, Christ…
Posted on September 30th, 2005 by Brad
Goddamn Red Sox. They can’t just lose. They have to put together an amazing comeback to keep my hopes up for one more night before blowing it this weekend against the Yankees.
I swear to God, guys, if you don’t make the playoffs, you will be hit with an kitten strike the likes of which man has never seen. Click below the fold for a preview of what awaits you should you fail.
ROOOOOOWR! FRANCONA, IF YOU DON’T START OLERUD AT FIRST TOMORROW, I’LL CLAW OUT YER EYES!!”
They won tonight… you know that right?
Just win the series against the Yanks, that’s all you gotta do.
My team has to sweep and have the Cubs win 2 out of the last 3. Those are much worse odds.
btw, can I borrow that cat if they lose? I need to take care of a few players…
Who do you want to take out specifically? I actually don’t hate any Sox players, not even Renteria anymore.
I’d imagine you’d like Thome’s contract erased though. But you never know- he could go on the Giambi Offseason Human Growth Hormone Program and come back better and (much, much) bigger than ever before.
Good luck with the Cubbies- I’ve stopped watching them, it’s too sad for me to see them like this.
(Wait for it)
Wait till next year.
**sobs**
OT, but:
Realy shocking freaky incest orgiez :-{}
Just got it in my Bulk Mail folder. Thought it was special. Wanted to share.
at least you don’t like the Mets.
(but many Met fans are also Sox sympathizers, especially those of us from the suburbs.
We get their games on the radio
Yes, Thome. Also Myers cause he’s a prick.
Go Sox!
That’s a really special email subject line…
I remember what it used to feel like. Sweating it out, waiting to see if your team will make the playoffs. It’s tough. Haven’t felt like that in a while, though. Not since the Angels totally bitch-slapped the A’s this week, bitches!!
I think I crapped myself a million times. They are cutting it way close. I don’t want the Yanks to be able to erase last year so soon. I would like last year to be compounded.
Actually I would like them to roast on a Kenny Roger’s Roasters rotisserie for awhile, they can see how it feels.
res publica has the dirt on Gavin’s ancestry.
*cracks knuckles* Brave’s have already made it to the playoffs.
Not that they’ll make it past the first round, just saying… what is it, 15 yrs in a row now?
Is there a vertical ‘offspring’ line missing in that diagram between ‘Gavin—Brad’ and ‘Pinko Punko’?
Hey, don’t waste the kitten punishers on BASEBALL! Not when there’s LGF to be punished – now there’s a good use of the furred forces! Those freaks are just begging to have their privates clawed by our troops….
if big paps comes up big against the yankees i will give him my girlfriend for a week.
Who cares about a bunch of overpaid dorks tossing a ball around?
Braves, 14 years. Straight. Ever since they went to the 3 division system they’ve won.
Damn them…
I’m with you, Punker. Now that football is here, we don’t have to waste our time on stupid baseball anymore.
Go Yanks!
Hey Yosef- it’s funny how your Panthers can beat up the Patriots one week then look like complete chumps the next against some loser team. Inconsistency does not a champion make.
I’d rather see Boston flame out early now than in the playoffs -or worse, in the World Series (ugh, imagine the Yankee cacaphony if that happened). The Sox just do not have enough in their pitching rotation.
Take it easy Boston fans. Take a sabattical and enjoy the last championship. Trust me for as far they got this year defending their title, they have a lot of promise for seasons to come.
The only way this season is a positive for the Sox is if the Yankees do worse than them. Otherwise we’ll have nothing to make the jerk-ass Yankee fans shut up. Plus there is nothing better than watching Steinbrenner flip out
also, as far as I am concerned, football is already over. TesticleVerde?? Looks like the Jets are back to their old motto: 6 and 10, do it again!
Ah, at least your team is in the running for the last weekend – mine crapped out mid week.
Inconsistency does not a champion make.
Interesting how that doesn’t seem to apply to the team that lost to said inconsistent team. Honestly, if things keep up like they are, the Pats and the Panthers will finish the season tied at 8-8.
If the Pats can make it past the first round without Bruschi, Matt Light, or rodney Harrison, I’ll be shocked.
Dude. Dude. Renteria has been lights out. (The guys at survivinggrady.com even get to brag that they saw it coming.)
have faith.
we were in a bigger hole last october.
we can do it …
if someone kidnaps millar and the smart tito who managed ALCS Games 4-5-6-7 last year decides to show up at fenway this weekend.
fear not.
if someone kidnaps millar and the smart tito who managed ALCS Games 4-5-6-7 last year decides to show up at fenway this weekend.
Why do you think I sent our cat minion to threaten him? 😉
Dude,
We won last year. You may remember it?
We don’t get to complain this year, no matter what. Well, except for a 78 ending. That wouldn’t be too cool.
Hey, lay off Jim Thome. He’s got a huge cock, thus he can do no wrong in my book. Besides he doesn’t need to *start* juicing, he’s been doing it for years–just compare his rookie pictures, where he was a 6’4″ beanpole to now. Besides, the Phillies got 2 good years out of him out of 3, so what if he broke down this year?As an Angels fan, any misfortune that comes the Red Sox way makes my day, week, month and year. Yes, 1986 is still fresh in the memory, why do you ask? Besides, the Angels can take the Yankees, White Sox or Indians, they just struggle against Boston for some reason.
If the Pats can make it past the first round without Bruschi, Matt Light, or rodney Harrison, I’ll be shocked.
Yeah, I think that’s going to catch up to them eventually. They’ll probably have a decent season but I think they’re in trouble. I’m just hoping the Panthers can get a boost on Monday (I’ll be there!) against a shitty Green Bay team. Maybe they can beat them and then ride the momentum throughout the season.
Send
the
cat
minions.
Hey, lay off Jim Thome. He’s got a huge cock, thus he can do no wrong in my book.
What the fuck?
So then, are you a great fan of Vice President Cheney>, of the fucked up bluge?
Ugh. Bill “can you hit the ball with a falafel?” O’Reilly was just shown on the NESN telecast, talking to Torre. Ugh. Go Sox!
Gad! Where do you get these “cats from hell” pictures?
6-3 Groundout!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TIMLIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5-3 SOX!!!!!
That’d be two nights.
Oh, they twist the knife
Gad! Where do you get these “cats from hell” pictures?
Wouldn’t you like to know?
Just got out of SERENITY, btw. Hella good. Sad, though. You’ll see why when you see it.
I’m waiting for the fanboy orgazmos to wear off, so I can see the movie in peace.
My fave movie this year? Kung Fu Hustle. No doubt.
At least the Red Sox were in it, and the Patriots still are . . . whereas the O’s collapsed after the All-Star game (plus had the joy of Palmeiro humiliating the team and the city), and the Ravens responded to getting all of their players back by going into free-fall mode.
Consider the fanboyz orgasmoed-out. Serenity’s highest grossing day was Friday, its opening night. Receipts have dwindled each subsequent day, which is unusual, ‘cos they usually rise on Saturday. Perhaps the browncoats scared off potential newbies rather than drag them along per Universal’s “preview it for the fans” marketing ploy. Evidently, they’ve been hijacking nearly every talkback thread at AICN regardless of what the original post was about. They’ve been mean and uncivil, even for the AICN Talkbacks, which is pretty nasty. Evidently, they mostly went on Friday. In any event, Serenity isn’t exactly doing “land sale” business, so getting in shouldn’t be a problem.
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