The WorldNet Daily is calling Snopes unreliable????

I’m sorry, but I do believe I have finally come to an understanding of the old “pot calling the kettle black” saying.

Drew Zahn: If someone calls this bacterial forest on my chin a beard, then it must be, right?

I don’t believe anything on Snopes ever since they “debunked” that 2000 lbs. large-mouthed bass.

Oh joy! Gavin has mentioned Dr Orly again! That means I get to link to Nico.

the fact is Obama was born on the same French sound stage that the Moon landing was faked on- which was to cover-up the REAL moon landing lead by John F Kennedy to hand over mankind to the Lizard People for Beta Rectilia

Millions of Americans … may be surprised to learn that behind the Wizard’s curtain,[why is this comma here?] is just a husband and wife doing research on their own.

No one who’s actually READ anything there would be, as they don’t try to hide it. In fact, they post the author of each article on the page where anyone can see it. They’re also quite nice and very responsive to email with evidence links.

They’re also quite nice and very responsive to email with evidence links.

They’re also very funny. I was on the Snopes list for quite a while. There’s some of me on that site.

I canna help it. Change has come to the White House. That’s change we can believe.

I can’t get over that this wingnuttess is named Orly.

I’m sure I’m late to the party, but Orly?

O/T:

The only Twitter page I actually get.

Whats all this noise about a Klingon mayor named “Knarly Tits” who has vagina dentata?

Oh. Nevermind.

Actually, there doesn’t appear to be a debunking of what Snopes said about it on that page. Rather, there appears to be a broad attempt to discredit Snopes altogether, which I suppose means to the wyngnertz that their claims about Our Dark Lord And Master must be 100% true, since no one their believe has bothered to disagree with them.

Also, Drew Zahn appears to be of prime military age. When does he plan to fulfill his military obligation to our empire and enlist to participate in the glorious battle in Iraq?

Hey liberals, I was curious about something, I’m still kind of new here so I figured I’d ask. Is Gary Ruppert a real conservative or is he a parody troll?

I’ll admit I’m not the best speller around but I’ve noticed that he spells very simple words like “lose” as “loose” and he refers to “sharia law” as “shania law”. Those are mistakes which I doubt even the worst spellers would make, which makes me wonder if Gary is an actual conservative like me, or if he is a parody troll?

Just askin.

I make misspellings like that all the time, and I am composed of 100% parody troll.

Before I apply the kill file to you, Harry, I will deign to answer.

Gary Ruppert comes in many forms. The form in which he appears to you is determined by your innermost fears and desires.

And with that, I bid you adieu.

shania law”. Those are mistakes…

Recommented without comment.

I myself am a parody troll, although I am not very good at it.

So what do you LIEbruls think about the great showing of the DJI today? It is all because George Bush’s policies are finally coming to fruition after all those years of failure caused by Clinton.

Orly Taitz is the French version of Hooters, located near the airport.

The market is in a temporary bear market rally.

You libs can pin all your “Hope and Change” on Citi turning a bailout-funded “profit” if you want, but the adults in the room know better.

The market has nowhere to go but down in the long term.

Rather, there appears to be a broad attempt to discredit Snopes altogether
This would leave a gap in the Intertube ecology, but perhaps the people behind Conservapedia will be able to fill it.

Parody(?) Troll Confounds Confused Troll.

Maybe it’s the weed and depression meds playing hell with my memory, but weren’t there some complaints back during the run-up to the Iraq War that the Snopes couple took it a little too easy on Former President (And the world breathes a sigh of relief) Bush in a Dennis Milleresque “Hey, I like the guy, he’s got a hard job and 9/11 didn’t terrify me like it did Lileks but it did sorta scare me” kind of way? ‘Course, when someone from the Bush Administration told the unvarnished truth it was a day for celebration, but still.

The market has nowhere to go but down in the long term.

Who invited the Y2K doomers?

Like I said, the market is going up today. That is because the Republicans in congress are pushing some of the same policies endorsed by Dubya.

But tomorrow the market will go down and that will be because of Obama. Just like the market has been moving down since 2008, since as we all know Obama secretly conspired with Dubya’s evil twin Dub’yha to cause economic malaise.

Although, since I hate America (because of how she treated the glorious Confederacy), I don’t mind if the economy tanks. Just remember that whatever happens, if it is bad it is Obama’s fault, and if good it is to Dubya’s credit.

Bookmark it, liberals.

Also, Drew Zahn appears to be of prime military age. When does he plan to fulfill his military obligation to our empire and enlist to participate in the glorious battle in Iraq?

Zahn has 12 kids and lives in Iowa. Why does WingNut Daily have to outsource its editorial tasks to Iowa?

You libs can pin all your “Hope and Change” on Citi turning a bailout-funded “profit” if you want, but the adults in the room know better.

Damn right we do! Buy Bear Stearns! Buy it now! Buy buy buy! Dow 36,000! Buy buy buy! Boo-yah!

There’s some of me on that site.

Which bits?

Zahn has 12 kids

Shit, he’s got almost half an infantry platoon under one roof.

“Damn right we do! Buy Bear Stearns! Buy it now! Buy buy buy! Dow 36,000! Buy buy buy! Boo-yah!”

What is the symbol for Bear Stearns? I will buy it since you have been slammed by Jon Stewart, and I’ve been told to hate Jon Stewart by by DDLR*. You see, the enemy of my friends’ enemy’e friend is my friend’s enemy, or something like that.

*Dark Drug Lord Rush.

Orly Taitz is the French version of Hooters

And here I thought it was how you ordered French Fries in Louisiana.

LOL I love to see you libs insult one of your big sugar daddy DNC donors (Cramer).

Idiots.

I am a born-again gresemonkey.

Man it feels good to read some bullshit comment and hit (kill).

How long until some wingnut attacks S,N! for not engaging the idiots?

Zahn has 12 kids

Judging by his photo, that would be three kids per year since he hit puberty.

How many wives does he have?

And for some reason I keep reading ‘Orly Taitz’ as ‘Oily Taint’.

I’ve been told to hate Jon Stewart by by DDLR*

dont forget creepy screamy money guy too! He hates him some Jon Stewart too!

The nerve of Stewart, quoting Cramer in context!

And for some reason I keep reading ‘Orly Taitz’ as ‘Oily Taint’.

Well, the GOP is the Big Taint party.

I love Jim Cramer since he got slammed by Jon Stewart, but I hate Jim Cramer because he donated to Democrats.

My head would explode but it did already, after I blamed Obama for screwing up the economy in 2008.

If he has 12 kids at home that means he hasn’t been flushing.

Which bits?

I gave you my heart, you tore it apart
That wasn’t nice to do
I gave you my spleen, you called it obscene
And then you split it in two…

how does one work this ‘kill’ file?

Wait a minute, that was some parody troll using my name. I didn’t blame Obma for he economic problems in 2008. That would’ve been CRAZY.

I blamed the guy who really caused it. Clinton.

LOL I love to see you libs insult one of your big sugar daddy DNC donors (Cramer).

It’s OK, I’ll make up the difference. Also, BOO! Boogity boo! Aren’t I scaaaaary, wingnuts?

Shut up, Obama will Fail, Fail, FAIL. I am the REAL Obama will Fail, Fail, FAIL. Listen only to me, Sadly Noers!

I am the great and powerful Obama will Fail, Fail, FAIL!

.slarebil ,siht kramkooB

Oh no! George Soros is here! I hate you!

Uhh, do you have any jobs available? I can send you my resume. I have a remarkable job history in both sanitation engineering and retail sales sub-sub-management.

Wait a minute! All of you parody trolls using my name – CUT IT OUT RIGHT NOW! I hate ALL OF YOU!

I think it’s cute how most everyone has already killfiled or piescripted Teh Troofie, and can spot him a mile away, yet he still keeps trying. Keep pushing that rock, Sisyphus.

retail sales sub-sub-management

Translation: in charge of cleaning out the grease traps

Keep pushing that rock, Sisyphus.

You misspelled syphilis.

Maybe it’s the weed and depression meds playing hell with my memory, but weren’t there some complaints back during the run-up to the Iraq War that the Snopes couple took it a little too easy on Former President (And the world breathes a sigh of relief) Bush in a Dennis Milleresque “Hey, I like the guy, he’s got a hard job and 9/11 didn’t terrify me like it did Lileks but it did sorta scare me” kind of way?

Yes there were such complaints. There are also complaints that they are CIA operatives or communists and so on.

The bottom line is that they are not political, they’re interested in modern myths. When they find such things they get excited and write about them. That’s not really the same thing as policing lies of politicians.

retail sales sub-sub-management

Oh, I thought he was the overnight re-stock guy. The one they lock in at night.

retail sales sub-sub-management

Oh, I thought he was the overnight re-stock guy. The one they lock in at night.

I think he means the bottoms’ bottom at the local leather bar.

how does one work this ‘kill’ file?
Google Firefox+Greasemonkey+”Sadly,No!”.

Can someone post the link for the pie script / killfile again?

Visit me, bottom-right column. Blogwhore ON.

Yes there were such complaints. There are also complaints that they are CIA operatives or communists and so on.

The bottom line is that they are not political, they’re interested in modern myths. When they find such things they get excited and write about them. That’s not really the same thing as policing lies of politicians.

Yep. I had a pretty heated e-mail conversation with, of all people, Tom Tomorrow about this back in 2004, when the Snopes duo ran counter to Fahrenheit 9/11. I like Perkins a lot, we all do, but dude was going completely bonkers over these mysterious conservative hacks who were running Snopes. Right.

Snopes isn’t perfect, but it’s sure as hell useful.

Conservatism has fail, fail, fail, fail, FAILED said,
March 10, 2009 at 22:00
I see what your URL did.

Sadly, No =

96% parody troll4% Blart

The best part about the trollage is learning to troll better myself.

Troofie, if you are looking for new occupation (since you are constantly posting from mommy’s basement, I assume you are), I highly recommend writing a primer on Trolling teh Interwebs.

That one has best seller (via the CATO institue) written all over it.

And who knows more about it than you, since it’s all you ever do?

Think about it. No really, I know it hurts, but try. You could be like a foot soldier in the fight against liberals.

You could be like a foot soldier in the fight against liberals.

More like the toe jam, but I see your point.

ONE OF US
ONE OF US
GOOBLE GOBBLE
GOOBLE GOBBLE

Righteous Bubba,
I thought I remembered some rumblings along that lines, though it never soured me on the site. I’m just glad I’m not making it up,’cause it makes me laugh everytime I shoot a link to Snopes to one of my cracker kin explaining to them that the 20-year-old urban legend that was originally about Michael Dukakis doesn’t mean “Revelations” sez Obama’s the anti-Christ isn’t true and if they’re gonna forward it to the entire friggin’ universe, they should know that first. And then they say, “Oh, Matthew (only my family calls me “Matthew”), I don’t even read that before I forward it,” and I ask them to not tell people we’re related.

For what it’s worth, though, I do think they gave Bush a little too much leeway, for whatever reason. However, Bush’s truth has always been more horrifying than any fiction that could’ve arisen in a less fucked-up presidency, so I figure there’s only so much you can do and keep it real. And, of course, I thought Bush deserved a daily kick in the nuts from every American born before 2001 after the whole “They attacked us because they hate our freedom” bullshit, for either the rest of his natural life or until we run out of willing Americans.

You could be like a foot soldier in the fight against liberals.

But never a REAL soldier! Because that is only for brown and poor people

“But never a REAL soldier! Because that is only for brown and poor people”

The vast majority of us are white.

Speaking of Dubya,

You guys remember his signing statements, where essentially a bill that came by his desk that put an end to torture and inhumane treatment of Gitmo Detainees magically became “Enemy Combatants Would Make Fun Practice Targets For Our Prison Guards…Let’s Try It Out!”

Well, apparently it’s all good, because TEH CLENIS did it too, and more oftener, so ha on you, BDS-infected DFHs! No really, read the whole thing.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/03/10/gitmo.terror.prisoners/index.html?eref=rss_topstories

Obama is about to release us to your country. Read what we said.

“Bookmark it, liberals.”

Please put this at the end of every parody troll post, so that I might recognize them without expending any effort at all. Thanks.

According to the DoD (via the Heritage Foundation) blacks and other minorities are overrepresented in the military based on their demographics in the population as a whole:

http://www.heritage.org/research/nationalsecurity/upload/85083_1.gif

The better script (just click on the ‘kill’ that appears next to the commenter’s i.d.) is SN-Kill Autopsy. With it you shall experience a taste of the noumenal universe.

http://userscripts.org/scripts/reviews/14031

(CNN) — Five Guantanamo prisoners accused in the September 11, 2001, terror attacks on the U.S. staunchly defended their actions, calling the operation “blessed” and “great” and the accusations against them “badges of honor.”

“You are the last nation that has the right to speak about civilians and killing civilians,” the five said in a response this month to the U.S. government’s war crimes charges.

“You are professional criminals, with all the meaning the words carry,” the response said. “Therefore, we will treat you the same. We will attack you, just like you have attacked us, and whomever initiated the attacks is the guilty party.”

The six-page response from Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, who plotted the attacks, and four others castigates the actions of the United States and its allies in the Middle East and calls the United States “the terrorist country number one in the world.”

The military commission set up to hear the men’s cases at the Guantanamo Bay inmate facility received the signed document Thursday, and a military judge ordered its release on Monday.

The five are members of the al Qaeda terror network. Mohammed, who has taken credit for planning the attack, and the four other prisoners call themselves members of the 9/11 Shura Council.

“With regards to these nine accusations that you are putting us on trial for; to us, they are not accusations. To us they are badges of honor, which we carry with pride. Many thanks to God, for his kind gesture, and choosing us to perform the act of Jihad for his cause and to defend Islam and Muslims,” the response stated.

Reacting to the charges of “attacking civilians,” “attacking civilian objects” and “deliberately causing grave bodily harm,” the five asked who really pursued such actions. “Is it us, or is it you?”

It ties the United States to attacks in “Palestine and Lebanon by providing political, military, and economic support to the terrorist state of Israel, which in turn, is attacking unarmed innocent civilians.” It also noted American actions in Iraq and the dropping of atomic bombs on the Japanese cities of Hiroshima and Nagasaki in 1945.

As for “crimes in violation of the law of war,” it cites Israeli occupation of Palestinian and Lebanese land and the displacement of Palestinians, the occupation of Iraq and Afghanistan and the mistreatment of prisoners at places such as the Abu Ghraib prison in Iraq.

Answering another accusation, hijacking and/or endangering a vessel or an aircraft, the five said, “if you do not respect the innocent in our countries, then we will do the same, by exposing you to danger and hijacking in the air, at sea and at land.”

Quranic verses were cited in the filing, and the men underscored their defense of “oppressed” Muslims.

“Our religion is a religion of fear and terror to the enemies of God: the Jews, Christians and pagans. With God’s willing, we are terrorists to the bone.”

It also predicts that the United States “will fall, politically, militarily and economically.”

“Your end is very near and your fall will be just as the fall of the towers on the blessed 9/11 day,” the court filing said.

“We ask from God to accept our contributions to the great attack, the great attack on America, and to place our nineteen martyred brethren among the highest peak in paradise,” the response said, in reference to the al Qaeda militants who hijacked the airplanes that crashed into the World Trade Center’s twin towers in New York, the Pentagon in Washington, and a field in Pennsylvania.

Nearly 3,000 people were killed in the attacks.
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Notice how what they said could have been easily said by Michael Moore, Howard Zinn, and other leftists if you left out the word “Allah”. Funny, that.

Most of us are white.

We bask in the glow of the phosphor as we spew our hatred for LIEbruls. We are at war in the battleplace of ideas, and are needed much more here than in Iraq.

We also help our mommy keep the basement, AKA our “Fortress Of Solitude”, clean.

The vast majority of us are white.

And everyone knows there is no such thing as white poor people.

At least not any that matter.

I’d like to petition for concrete definitions of “vast” and “overwhelming” majorities. Like, “vast” has to be 80%+, “overwhelming” 90%+. As it is, they’re meaningless.

For what it’s worth, though, I do think they gave Bush a little too much leeway, for whatever reason.

I always wished they’d do more politics, but I’m not them, and “leeway” for a person is just not part of how they think about their stuff. On their mailing list, which Barbara maintained with an iron hand, I was pretty nasty to right-wingers and got along fine.

I’d like to petition for concrete definitions of “vast” and “overwhelming” majorities. Like, “vast” has to be 80%+, “overwhelming” 90%+. As it is, they’re meaningless.

I think the troll was talking about their waistlines, not numbers.

My personal God (Rush), wants Obama to fail.

Notice how what he said was also said by Bin Laden. Remember, I only hate America because my personal God (Rush) also hates it. I think he hates it because of all his drug convictions, but I hate it because they actually let negroes drink from the same water fountain as me.

Woooooo!

You forgot MEEEEEEEEEE!!!

I miss the daily GITMO videos that I got when I was President VP. Can any of you evil Liberals get me some new torture porn videos?

We think America is criminal nation guilty of violations of international law, torture, aggression against Muslims, and the mass murder of civilians.

Usual cult brainwashing technique. The Outsider disagrees with what Your Family says. Obviously, they cannot be trusted, as proven by the fact that They are an Outsider, and not a trusted member of The Family. Only We love you enough to tell you The Truth.

Gitmo troll is boring and stupid. Meh.

“We think America is criminal nation guilty of violations of international law, torture, aggression against Muslims, and the mass murder of civilians.”

The better script (just click on the ‘kill’ that appears next to the commenter’s i.d.) is SN-Kill Autopsy.

Nuh uh. This one removes all trace of dopes. Makes a cleaner page.

The Mikkelsons may trend Republican in their personal political sympathies, but they tend not to let it get in the way of the facts. Of course with the GOP in its current state of autoimmune systemic collapse, that’s tantamount to apostasy.

(I used to correspond occasionally with Barbara when she was a Hamel and a Canadian. She was okay. David, on the other hand, has some issues.)

We think America is a criminal nation; guilty of violations of race-mixing, not giving more taxcuts to billionaires, letting gay people stay alive, and forcing wingnuts to get jobs.

Snopes is PC Left leaning, while the Bible is the truth. Snopes may have some good info, but they also call the Biblical story of creation a myth.
Bible vs. Snopes: BIBLE WINS!!!!

Biblical pwnage.

It is only the merest coincidence that Bin Laden and I feel the same way about America.

OK, so I installed the killfile script. How do i use it??

I don’t want America to fail.

I want OBAMA TO FAIL.

When Obama FAILS, America SUCCEEDS.

Get it?

Plz to post more pics of Malkin ragegasm face.

If you’ve got the pie one you need to edit the script. If you’ve got one of the nicer ones you should see something like

Woodrowfan said,
March 10, 2009 at 22:55 (kill)

and you can kill yourself if you choose.

Oh, I know that song!

Orly taitz and dozey doats
And liddle lambzy divey
A kiddly divey too
wooden chew?</i?

Doh! Bad tag!

David, on the other hand, has some issues.

His list appearances tended to be extremely mean and extremely funny. I liked him.

Plz to post more pics of Malkin ragegasm face.

Twas a webcam pic, taken when she got the e-mail about her Jammies gig and the money train both ending at the same time.

Notice how what they said could have been easily said by Michael Moore, Howard Zinn, and other leftists if you left out the word “Allah”. Funny, that.
The word “Allah” was already left out. Funny, that.
Also, most of what they said is true.

I want Obama to fail. His failure will guarantee that America will not fail.

Just like that evil LIEbrul Dubya failed, and caused the economic mess that Clinton planned, and Carter laid the groundwork for.

I don’t want America to fail. I just want it’s government to fail. Then us tough hunter-gatherers will thrive.

I have to go now, my mommy is calling me for dinner.

We think America is criminal nation guilty of violations of international law, torture, aggression against Muslims, and the mass murder of civilians.

I can’t imagine what would make you think that, except for maybe the overwhelming amount of documented evidence.

“Also, most of what they said is true.”

Of course YOU would think that, terrorist apologist.

I’d be embarrassed to be on your side were I a lib, though.

RB,
I dig. It was never a hanging matter in any event. Thing is, there’s really not a whole lot of Snopes-like material for Bush. The odd witnessing to a small child or giving the thumbs up to an injured soldier that are neither difficult to believe nor quite the same thing as the “death lists” or “outrageous arrogance” one saw with the Clintons. No dopey shit like a Christmas tree decorated with used tampons.

On the other hand, Bush’s actual and documented past drug use, failure in business, and totally rediculous military record as compared to anyone he ran against – seriously, guy beat three decorated Vietnam veterans – just didn’t fucking matter.

Sorry, I made a post as “RWR” before. I normally use my actual name, which is “Tough He Man That Hate Blacks”, but my mother told me that I shouldn’t let my hatred be obvious or else the evil LIEbruls will say nasty things about me.

Shouldn’t you be back in your Saudi paradise, Snaria?

I’d be embarrassed to be on your side were I a lib, though.

I’m embarrassed that you and I share a genome.

Rush told me to hate Obama, and I always do what convicted drug addicts tell me to.

Like when my uncle got out of the slammer and visited, he got me alone in the bedroom and showed me what he called “General Upright”. He had a mighty big wee-wee!

Remember, when Muslims stone rape victims that’s the fault of the EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL ‘Mericans and their horrible racism! And their Jewish masters!

Matt T.

Snopes debunks myths.

The simple fact is, Bush was such an abortion, both as a president as well as a person, that you didn’t have to make shit up to scare people with, ergo, Snopes really didn’t have to do much about it.

President Obama’s socialist policies will only serve to alienate him from Mainstream America. As I mentioned on an earlier thread, secession is indeed constitutional. South Carolina had more precedent backing its decision to secede from the Union than the Thirteen Colonies had in breaking away from the British Empire.

South Carolina had the Declaration of Independence as its precedent. You liberals forgot that almost half of Americans don’t want Obama as President. Those Real Americans live mostly in the South and the Plains States. As a last resort, those states should seriously consider seceding from the Union. I myself live in a very blue state, however I would gladly relocate to the Deep South if those states ever did decide to secede.

Remember, when Muslims stone rape victims that’s the fault of the EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL ‘Mericans and their horrible racism!

So by your logic, whenever a Republican molests a child, we should blame Osama bin Laden.

I myself live in a very blue state, however I would gladly relocate to the Deep South if those states ever did decide to secede.

I’m all for forced relocation, in your case.

My waistline is seceding from my pants.

Let me start out by saying how much I hate Obama. It’s not because he is black – well, actually it is – but there’s more to it than that. You see, there was a black guy who I was giving a blowjo..

OK MOM I’M COMING UP RIGHT NOW! QUIT YELLING!

Gotta run!

Those Real Americans live mostly in the South and the Plains States.

A Gary Ruppert by any other name still smells the same.

So by your logic, whenever a Republican molests a child, we should blame Osama bin Laden.

Please stop giving teh wyngnertz ideas.

Pfft, in Gulf Arab societies pedophilia is mainstream.

Why do you think Michael Jackson is such big buddies with the Emir of Bahrain?

Muhammad married a 9 year old at the age of 40 after all.

Please stop giving teh wyngnertz ideas.

Wingnuts + ideas? That does not compute.

Thing is, there’s really not a whole lot of Snopes-like material for Bush.

That’s pretty much it. He could blow the dog whistle but didn’t often come up with a Protocols-of-the-Elders anecdote.

“Muhammad married a 9 year old at the age of 40 after all.”

No wonder conservatives are so jealous of him.

Funny who liberals who believe in “Women’s rights” are quite willing to be fellow travelers with a culture where “women’s rights” ends at the whip.

Pfft, in Gulf Arab societies pedophilia is mainstream.

Also in the GOP also, as well. Such as.

It’s like my uncle told me one day when I asked him “What is a pedophile?”.

He smashed me on the head, told me to keep sucking, and asked me how a 9 year old learned such a big word.

Now Snaria can come back and tell me who it was all the fault of the west that Muhammad was a pedo.

Muhammad married a 9 year old at the age of 40 after all.

See, now, for a Republican, that would be called strategic planning, because in ten years, she’d be 19, and he’d have locked her in.

Funny who liberals who believe in “Women’s rights” are quite willing to be fellow travelers with a culture where “women’s rights” ends at the whip.

When did you stop beating your wives?

Even though Obama is a marxist swine, I still hope he upholds freedom of speech. Otherwise the words I mentioned above will no longer be protected and may consitute treason. Secession is not the threat of violence nor is it treason.

It is constitutional and can be carried out peacefully.

Quite funny how a political party, the GOP, that practices and endorses mass theft from taxpayers has such a bunch of tools like me to cheer for their crimes.

And the same society they are fellow travelers with starts killing people when someone dares “insult” Muhammad by drawing a fucking cartoon.

Secession is not treason because of the following High Legal Principle:

I said so.

Whens the last time the creators of Southpark were threatened with assassination for drawing Jesus?

Lard Hairy,

There’s the door. You’re welcome to open it and leave anytime.

Please do.

And the same society they are fellow travelers with starts killing people when someone dares “insult” Muhammad by drawing a fucking cartoon.

As opposed to the GOP, which has such respect for cartoons that they keep nominating and electing them.

Funny who liberals who believe in “Women’s rights” are quite willing to be fellow travelers with not completely exterminate a culture where “women’s rights” ends at the whip all the brown people who are hording all of our oil.

And the same society they are fellow travelers with – the GOP – starts killing people when someone dares being brown and living in a land with oil to steal.

Troll free do what I please
Troll free to ride the breeze
Troll free, baby I can’t stay
I got to got to got to get away
Yeah

Yeah, what is happening in Israel is all about the vast oil reserves of the West Bank.

Wait, what?

And the same society they are fellow travelers with starts killing people when someone dares “insult” Muhammad by drawing a fucking cartoon.

Or when they have the temerity to worship and believe in a different manner.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knoxville_Unitarian_Universalist_church_shooting

When was the last time that the Iraqis were bombed and killed in the hundreds of thousands just because they lived where there is oil at?

Luckily, there are no photos of GWB holding hands with Saudi princes.

As a last resort, those states should seriously consider seceding from the Union.

Doomed to repeat, just like they say.

And theres SO much oil in the Gaza Strip! Not.

Yeah, what is happening in Israel is all about the vast oil reserves of the West Bank.I fail at getting these things people call “clues.”

Luckily, there are no photos of GWB holding hands with Saudi princes.

Or Donald Rumsfeld shaking on an accord with Saddam Hussein for weapons of mass destruction.

I hate gay people, brown people, Liberals, feminists, the people who prosecuted my Holy Lord Rush, Democrats, socialists, women in general, old people, and lots more.

But I LOVE AMERICA!!!

Google “the Third Jihad” and see radical Islam’s plans for America.

“And theres SO much oil in the Gaza Strip”

When did we invade the Gaza Strip?

And theres SO much oil in the Gaza Strip! Not. I’m still apparently clueless.

And theres SO much oil in the Gaza Strip! Not.

It does make you wonder why we bother protecting Israel. There’s no profit in it.

Luckily, there are no parallels between Islamic and Christian fundamentalism.

Google “PNAC” and see radical conservatism’s plans for America.

I’m an atheist.

But Islamic fundamentalism is the biggest threat to Western Civilization. Always has been, always will be.

Google “the Third Jihad” and see radical Islam’s plans for America.

No doubt, this is as dangerous to my freedom as any random militia group in Montana.

Probably less so.

I blame the hatred I have for almost all American – but not America! – on the years and years of sexual abuse by my uncle.

What are the Buddhists and Jains biding their time for? When’s the fateful day THEY will strike?

In the end either Islam will be eliminated, or Western Civilization will be eliminated. There is no compromise, and no such thing as a “moderate” Muslim.

Google “the Third Jihad” and see radical Islam’s plans for America.

Google “image of Jesus on a dog’s ass” and see my high school yearbook photo.

Google “the Third Jihad” and see radical Islam’s plans for America. Yeah, basically I’m WATB with piss running down my leg.

“There is no compromise, and no such thing as a “moderate” Muslim.”

People like you are the problem. Please kill yourself. As an empathic liberal, I fully support your right to end your miserable existence.

Islam itself is a backward relic of the dark ages and is a threat to American freedom at home.

You never saw any Christian mobs murder people and burn down buildings when the creators of South Park made fun of Jesus. Nor do you see Jewish mobs do the same when television programs portray Jews as “cheap”.

Only muslims respond in such a way. It is a tenant of their religion, they cannot peacefully coexist in our Republic or any other nation that beleves in freedom and the rule of law.

I’m an atheist.

Islam fundamentalism is dangerous, but American fundamentalism isn’t. It is because the Muslims have unmanned drones to fly all the WMD that Saddam hid to America. But the poor, prosecuted American fundamentalists are just trying to blow up buildings filled with LIEbruls. Like my buddy Tim McVeigh. He was a real American hero, filled with love. He only killed so many Americans because he loved America.

Luckily, I suffer from extensive brain damage and can’t be held responsible for a word I say.

In the end either Islam will be eliminated, or Western Civilization will be eliminated. There is no compromise, and no such thing as a “moderate” Muslim.

Y’know, what other religion was threatened with elimination by white Christian folks…Judyism, Jodyism…something like that…they’re still around a thousand years later.

Play the video on this site, libs: http://www.thethirdjihad.com/index_bluegirl.php

I fucking DARE you!

“It is a tenant of their religion”

Yes, but it it rent controlled?

It is a tenant of their religion,

What does it pay in rent?

McVeigh was an agnostic, morons.

Damn it! Too slow!

It is a tenant of their religion

Does it pay rent?

Aw crap! Bringing up the rear once again…

Play the video

http://www.thethirdjihad.com/index_bluegirl.php

Again, I dare you. Tell me how you feel after you watch THAT!

*is it* natch

McVeigh was a Catholic:

[edit] Religious beliefs
After his parents’ divorce, McVeigh lived with his father; his sisters moved to Florida with their mother. He and his father were devout Roman Catholics who often attended daily Mass. In a recorded interview with Time magazine[12] McVeigh professed his belief in “a God”, although he said he had “sort of lost touch with” Catholicism and “never really picked it [back] up.” The Guardian reported that McVeigh wrote a letter claiming to be an agnostic.[13] McVeigh at one time said that he believed the universe was guided by natural law, energized by some universal higher power that showed each person right from wrong if they paid attention to what was going on inside them. He had also said, “Science is my religion.”[14]

I define “American freedom at home” as the right to eat Cheetohs and troll the internet in the same skidmarked underpants I’ve been wearing since Christmas.

As I was saying, McVeigh was an agnostic, but he was a committed conservative. He was VERY committed. He voluntarily gave himself up by letting a cop arrest him as he was fleeing the scene.

That is where he showed his Republican Love for America by killing all those evil women and children.

RWR, he believed in God and clearly had a conservative religious background.

So he’s one of your Christian Kooknuts.

Play the video! I dare you! (Stupid LIEberals probably never heard of a Rick Roll!)

He and his father were devout Roman Catholics who often attended daily Mass. In a recorded interview with Time magazine McVeigh professed his belief in “a God”, although he said he had “sort of lost touch with” Catholicism and “never really picked it [back] up.”

Stupid troll is stupid.

So, how’s the Third Jihad any different from the various ultra-right-wing militia/skinhead movements again? Hmm?

Either one’s going to kill me, after all, so by your standards, I should have Zombie Gen. Sherman destroy the Middle West just as much as the Middle East.

Aw crap! Bringing up the rear once again…

Usually only Republicans in the closet (i.e, the majority) do that.

What? Do you think Catholics are a race or something?

If you give it up, you’re no longer a Catholic.

Man you guys are dumb. It’s not transferred on you by blood.

Beat me to it, actor.

Whens the last time these phantom “militia nuts” flew aircraft into skyscrapers?

“professed his belief in “a God”, ”

Professing a belief in God isn’t agnostic you insipid twat.

If you give it up, you’re no longer a Catholic.

And by “it” I mean fucking young boys.

Whens the last time a “militia nut” flew jumbo jets filled to the gills with passengers and gasoline into a skyscraper?

Whens the last time they bombed Spanish trains?

Whens the last time they put suicide bombers on the London Subway?

Play the video! I dare you! In fact, I DOUBLE DARE YOU!

Don’t make me dare you with SAVESIES or COOTIES!

Whens the last time the instigated a Infitadah in France?

Man you guys are dumb. It’s not transferred on you by blood.

Teh Catholics and Baptists would like to have a word with yew.

We were kept safe for eight years by Dubya!

911 was Clinton’s fault. The Madrid train bombings were, oh I don’t know, I guess Carter’s fault. The London subway bombings were the fault of Pelosi!

Man you guys are dumb. It’s not transferred on you by blood.

He’s right, you know. As any white supremacist will tell you, that’s only true of Teh Joos and Teh Mooselimbs.

Whens the last time a “militia nut” flew jumbo jets filled to the gills with passengers and gasoline into a skyscraper?

Whens the last time they put suicide bombers on the London Subway?

When’s the last time they shot doctors in their homes or on their way to work?

Our Republic should not allow any muslim immigration. The one’s who are already here should be deported back to their countries of origin and the building of mosques should be prohibited. Islam is not protected under the first amendment’s freedom of religion clause, the historical precedents of our founders made it clear they only consider Judeo-Christian religions to be protected.

Further more, anyone from a muslim country should be denied an entry visa into our Republic. Our Republic must not allow those barbarians on our soil or we will fall into the same trap as the British, French, Dutch and other Western Nations.

I’m not a raving maniac. Really, I’m not! I post here because I know that if you evil LIEbruls just hear the TRUTH from me that you will SEE THE LIGHT and come over to MY SIDE!

You evil LIEbruls make me SICK!

I’m not a raving maniac. Really, I’m not! I post here because I know that if you evil LIEbruls just hear the TRUTH from me that you will SEE THE LIGHT and come over to MY SIDE!

You evil LIEbruls make me SICK!

When was the last time an American Christian shot up an American Christian church?

What? Oh, really? And again? And that other time? And last week?

DN Nation writes: Snopes isn’t perfect, but it’s sure as hell useful.

Yep, bottom line: Snopes doesn’t have a credibility problem, WND most definitely does. And don’t get me started on Orly Taitz.

So how many of you watched the video?

I wonder when “Sadly No” will have a blogpost about “The Third Jihad”.

Too scared?

Holy Trollalpalooza

Further more, anyone from a muslim country should be denied an entry visa into our Republic. Our Republic must not allow those barbarians on our soil or we will fall into the same trap as the British, French, Dutch and other Western Nations.

Maybe we could just make them all wear a green crescent until we can get rid of them. Or if they don’t like that, perhaps a blue star, a yellow diamond or a pink clover.

Listen to me! MUSLIMS ARE EVIL yucky EVIL baddies! We must NOT LET MUSLIMS take over America! They are almost here! They will be taking over America if we don’t stop Obama! He is a closet Muslim! He prays to Mecca five times a day!

And damnit, I’m not a raving maniac!

Muslims invented the practice of making Jews wear a yellow star. Look it up.

Whens the last time a “militia nut” flew jumbo jets filled to the gills with passengers and gasoline into a skyscraper?

Whens the last time they put suicide bombers on the London Subway?

Dunno! When did the Third Jihad do all that, because I kind of think those three were other people?

I do know that militia nuts have blown up government buildings, flown a plane filled to the gills with gasoline into the White House, arranged numerous assassination plots on government officials, and attempted to overthrow the U.S. government by force and/or violence countless times.

So, basically, they’re just as awful.

No Muslims should be allowed into this country. That’s why I purchase all my mail order brides from the former Soviet Socialist Republics.

I wonder when “Sadly No” will have a blogpost about “The Third Jihad”.

Too scared?

We’re not scared of Muslims, but *you* obviously are terrified of them.

Now you’ve really made me bring out the BIG GUNS….

I TRIPLE DARE YOU TO WATCH THE VIDEO!

No one EVER ignores my deadly TRIPLE DARES!

No YOU are too weak-kneed to use the force necessary to take them out.

They’re already on the march in Europe.

Hitler speaks to Eichmann when he doubts the final solution

“No YOU are too weak-kneed to use the force necessary to take them out.’

I am thankful that, when teh ebil Muslims do finally storm the walls, we will be kept safe by the rivers of urine running down the legs of people like RWR.

It is only because of evil SCARY MUSLIMS that Hitler killed so many Jews. Otherwise, I feel Hitler was a heck of great guy, since he hated LIEbruls like I do.

PeeJ said,
March 10, 2009 at 21:24

I canna help it. Change has come to the White House. That’s change we can believe.

PeeJ, I so love you for that.

I do know that militia nuts have blown up government buildings, flown a plane filled to the gills with gasoline into the White House, arranged numerous assassination plots on government officials, and attempted to overthrow the U.S. government by force and/or violence countless times.

If we’re going to get all profiley, let’s not forget that Atlanta’s been the site of several terror bombings in the last few years. And in every case where the perp was identified, it was a white Christian male. So we should profile all white Christian males in Atlanta. It’s the only way to be sure.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Rudolph

And don’t get me started on Orly Taitz.

I saw her for an instant,
Yet my heart felt sure and strong.
It Orly Taitz a moment
To be loved your whole life long!

Check out these books for the TRUTH:

http://www.amazon.com/America-Alone-End-World-Know/dp/1596985275/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1236721516&sr=8-1

http://www.amazon.com/Eurabia-Euro-Arab-Axis-Bat-YeOr/dp/083864077X/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1236721543&sr=8-1

Orly? Yarly.

Still no one has watched the video, I see.

Again, the marching image.

You know, they *live* there already. They don’t need to march anywhere. I’m sure they just kind of walk about interact with their fellow locals, maybe buy produce, that kind of stuff.

The last bunch of dickholes to march on Europe were pasty white German fucks.

Sorry, I’m not allowed to read fiction.

OK, this is my final warning before I let loose with all guns blazing….

My next post will be the world-shaking QUADRUPLE D—-. Note I didn’t complete the second word because any time I utter the “Q” word and the “D” word together it is, as my friend The Thing says, “It’s clobbering time!”

No YOU are too weak-kneed to use the force necessary to take them out.

The secret to RWR’s dating success.

Sorry

But my workplace has banned watching Klan videos

They’re already on the march in Europe.

And in just a couple more weeks they’ll be on the April, just like us.

OK, no one has watched the video. IT’S CLOBBERING TIME!

I, officially, QUADRUPLE DARE you nasty evil LIEbruls to watch the video! This is my final warning!

We’re surprisingly well regimented.

What about the anthrax letters, or Boyd & Malvo?

Even the bullshit about Bush keeping us from another attack is…bullshit.

Stupid fucking troll is fucking stupid.

What??? (splutters)

Here! Read these links!

“Boyd & Malvo?”

Boyd and Malvo were MUSLIMS.

Some, however, question whether Snopes merits its reputation as an unbiased, accurate source for debunking controversial issues as “myth,” including WND’s Joseph Farah.

Let me get this straight: a WND writer is using another WND writer as his source?

Boy, have I been doing it the sucker way all these years! All I ever had to do was find someone who shared all my delusions, and the two of us could just interview each other and make up whatever we wanted!

In fact, if I contracted schizophrenia or multiple personality disorder, I wouldn’t even need to go that far.

Right Wing Retread?
Really Wretched Republican?
Repugnant White Reichtard?
Risible Waste of RNA?

Have you thought of getting therapy for your obvious persecution complex

Boyd and Malvo were Americans first, Mr. Stupid Fucking Troll.

What would be cool is instead of a killfile, someone invented a troll flypaper. They’d enter the thread and then they couldn’t get out.

South Carolina had more precedent backing its decision to secede from the Union than the Thirteen Colonies had in breaking away from the British Empire.

How’d that work out for them, do you remember?

Clinton was a closet MUSLIM! That is why he destroyed the American economy starting in 2007. A typically sneaky MUSLIM, Clinton pulled the strings of Dubya and made Dubya destroy America even as Dubya was trying to help.

Or that closet MUSLIM McCain. McCain threw the election on purpose so it would go to that closet MUSLIM Obama!

For the final time, I’m NOT a raving maniac!

Boyd and Malvo were MUSLIMS.

Right. And President Bush didn’t protect us from them.

What would be cool is instead of a killfile, someone invented a troll flypaper.

It’s called “you responding”.

Don’t make me come up there!

I’ve heard about these delightful things called “nuclear” devices, and I might finally burn down Georgia like I wanted if you don’t begin acting right.

Don’t make me pull a QUINTUPLE D— on you lousy LIEbruls! You had better watch that video!

The last time a QUINTUPLE D— was spoken, the dinosaurs went extinct!

DON’T MAKE ME MAKE THE DINOSAURS EXTINCT AGAIN!

Still no one has watched the video, I see.

Remember, my estate still collects royalties on every screening of “Triumph of the Will.”

Hitler was in bed with radical Islam, btw.

I’ve heard about these delightful things called “nuclear” devices, and I might finally burn down Georgia like I wanted if you don’t begin acting right.

No need, we already have white Christian males. They’ll get around to it eventually once they finish getting rid of t3h gheys.

Hitler ws in bed with Dubya’s grandfather, btw.

Yeah, I’m sure all those folk with bullets in their heads thought Bush was doing a fantastic job of protecting them.

But y’know, if we’re going to bring up Boyd and Malvo, we’ll also have to bring up all the other serial killers and spree killers in this country Bush didn’t protect us from.

Guess what most of those guys are… I’ll give you a hint, it starts with a “w” and ends in a “hite Christian male in his late-20s to mid-30s”.

Hitler was in bed with radical Islam, btw.

Hitler ws in bed with Dubya’s grandfather, btw.

And I, as usual, am in bed with my sister.

You nasty, evil LIEbruls still haven’t watched that video!

OK, I am going to BYPASS the QUINTUPLE D—, and just SEPTUPLE DARE you to watch it.

I was told that SEPTUPLE DARES were much less dangerous to the dinosarus than QUINTUPLE ones.

“And I, as usual, am in bed with my sister.”

Ignore that troll. He is an obvious fake. I am the only real RWR.

And And I, as usual, am in bed with my uncle.

And I, as usual, am in bed with my sister.

But it’s okay because at least she’s white.

Has API released the MO tape and the Imam? That would answer the Obama birth certificate controversy. Until that time, it would be irresponsible not to speculate.

But it’s okay because at least she’s white.

And she’s only been dead a few weeks.

Has Karl Rove appeared under oath yet? That would answer the Valerie Plame security controversy. Until that time, it would be irresponsible not to speculate.

And she’s only been dead a few weeks.

And she’s still warm from the maggots crawling on her.

Cornelius meant to sing, “I held her for an instant.”

Fucking Hello, Dolly! trolls. I blame WALL-E.

And she’s still warm from the maggots crawling on her.

“And the rice was delicious!“

Debbie Schluessl fails to understand what ‘Rated R’ means.

Last chance on the SEPTUPLE DARE, you evil LIEbruls!

I am going to really knock your socks off now! I OCTUPLE DARE you to watch it. I skipped seven because I’ve been told that those cause a parallel universe to collide with ours, ending all life.

RWR:

I just watched that video! I am TERRIFED! Where can I sign up to join the Republican party? Oh forget them anyway, how can I join the Rush party??

I just – and I mean literally – just pissed my pants! I am SCARED! What can I do about these hordes of brown people???

What can I do about these hordes of brown people???

Make hash browns.

I am going to really knock your socks off now! I OCTUPLE DARE you to watch it. I skipped seven because I’ve been told that those cause a parallel universe to collide with ours, ending all life.

Is this the point where we can start calling you Octodare?

Debbie Schluessl fails to understand what ‘Rated R’ means.

Fixt.

Drew Zahn looks exactly like Box-Turtle Ben Domenech. Begun this clone war has.

Drew Zahn looks exactly like Box-Turtle Ben Domenech

I was thinking more like Mark McGwire before the steroids, circa “Bash Brothers” era. Except not anywhere near as talented in anything, and obviously nowhere near as wealthy upper middle class.

Bitter Scribe said,

Let me get this straight: a WND writer is using another WND writer as his source?

Boy, have I been doing it the sucker way all these years! All I ever had to do was find someone who shared all my delusions, and the two of us could just interview each other and make up whatever we wanted!

Folie a Duhhhhh

I sincerely apologize to all sensible people in this thread for feeding the troll.

“Badge of honor” and “to the bone” are not Arabic idioms. Was this statement written in English or Arabic?

Putting aside the absurdity of this conspiracy theory for one minute (a 47-year-old forged document designed as a cover for a baby who was destined to ascend to the pinnacle of national politics, etc.), I wonder how many of the clowns shrieking about Obama’s birth certificate were in favor of that proposed Constitutional amendment that was going around a few years back that would’ve allowed naturalized foreign-born citizens to run for president, SPECIFICALLY designed for Arnold Schwarzenegger’s potential candidacy?

After all, it’s different if you’re wh… I mean Austrian, right?

“Snarla” should watch me and tell me what she thinks.

It’s so shameful the way my target audience is only amused by flashing lights and pictures now. It used to be they could cozy up to me in their comforters and fear the marching hordes of mud folk coming to kill them if the readers didn’t kill them first. I inspired so many to violence against the Zionist-Occupied Government, and yet here I lay, forgotten!

It’s time like this I wish I were the Ike Turner Diaries.

You’ve got nothing on me, Turner. I’ve killed millions.

I was fucking BORN in war!

Hell, when there was even a RUMOR about someone flushing me down the toilet hundreds got killed in riots.

Beat that!

And another white Christian American went on a shooting spree today, killing at least six people. Those Muslim terrorists should hang their heads in shame.

I too remember that time when there were deadly riots and threats of assassination against the creators of South Park for ridiculing Jesus.

Wait, what?

It seems I just can’t compete with these crazy, murderous white Christians.

“It seems I just can’t compete with these crazy, murderous white Christians.”

Yes, you, CAN!

I too remember that time when there were deadly riots and threats of assassination against the creators of South Park for ridiculing Jesus.

Maybe they were all worn out after threatening Martin Scorcese and the dirty Jews who ran Universal Pictures with death over “The Last Temptation of Christ.”

How many people were killed over “The Last Temptation of Christ”? Hmm?

Even Christopher Hitchens has admitted that while he never received death threats from Christians, he has to have bodyguards because of all the threats he has gotten from radical Muslims.

How many people were killed over “The Last Temptation of Christ”? Hmm?

In this country? The same number killed over those cartoons you’re so obsessed with.

“You never saw any Christian mobs murder people and burn down buildings when the creators of South Park made fun of Jesus. Nor do you see Jewish mobs do the same when television programs portray Jews as “cheap”.”
No, but those good white Christians in Europe slaughtered something like 40 million of each other just 50 years ago. I have a belt buckle my dad brought back from that war with a swastika and the words “Gott mit Uns” on it. And those good catholics in Serbia ethnically cleansed a million or so muslims just ten years ago.
When you give North Carolina back to the Cherokees, and there’s no resistance from the displaced whites who have lived there for the last 300 years, talk to me about the Palestinians being unreasonable.

How many people were killed over “The Last Temptation of Christ”?

Willem DaFoe’s career as a lead actor was pretty much fucked afterwards.

So, Mr. Troll — have you enlisted yet? Or don’t they take bed-wetting psychotics?

Anywhere in the world NY Guy.

Hint: Zero.

Meanwhile a Dutch film maker (Theo van Gogh) was fucking assassinated by a Muslim because one of his films “insulted” Islam.

On the other hand, Salman Rushdie, still fucking alive.

So maybe the Muslims aren’t as organized as you think.

I guess the west was responsible for this, too:

Meanwhile a Dutch film maker (Theo van Gogh) was fucking assassinated by a Muslim because one of his films “insulted” Islam.

Right in your backyard. Because liberals are weak and treasonous? Or because you refuse to enlist?

You’re under much greater threat from white Christian American gunmen who go on shooting sprees, like today’s.

Only because Rushide has hired professional body guards and never leaves his apartment without them.

All those evil Westerners did this, too:

Don’t worry, Question — I’m sure your little blue blanket (not to mention your refusal to join your country’s armed forces) will keep you safe.

Unless another white Christian American decides to go on a shooting spree.

Do you know how a stoning is done, NYGuy?

They take an “impure” woman, bury her up to her neck in sand, then have a group of men pelt her with little stones, gradually making the stones bigger and bigger to inflict maximum pain until she is dead for her “sin”.

They take an “impure” woman, bury her up to her neck in sand, then have a group of men pelt her with little stones, gradually making the stones bigger and bigger to inflict maximum pain until she is dead for her “sin”.

Gee, did that happen in the United States today? How about yesterday? How about all last year? How about ever?

You certainly have a great deal to be afraid of from the big Muslim menace, don’t you?

Question said,

March 11, 2009 at 3:37

You’re posting in a dead thread, you fucking idiot. Killed by shitbrained trolls like you.

You know an awful lot about stoning, douchenozzle.

Since my people were gassed in a foreign country, I guess it really didn’t count.

Since my people were gassed in a foreign country, I guess it really didn’t count.

Gee, did you enlist in that war too?

Yeah, why do you care about what happens overseas?

You SCARED of the Nazis? What a bed-wetter!

We won’t even mention that my killers were white Christians. It might upset the Muslims.

Get out of here, you worthless pile of dogshit.

We won’t even mention that my killers were white Christians.

Or that my family helped to finance them.

We have enough problems at home.

Indeed we do, and the mighty Muslim menace doesn’t even make the top ten.

Silly Muslims. Stoning is sooooo 12th century.

Don’t they know all the cool kids are using white phosphorus and cluster bombs these days?

Have a restful night, you great American hero you.

Try not to think about the mighty Muslim menace hiding under your bed.

How about ever?

Well, there was that guy the Salem Puritans crushed with stones to prove he was a witch. Which it… did? Didn’t? I was never really clear on how witch trial innocence worked.

The Nazis don’t even make the top ten problems we have here at home.

Get back to me when Iran annexes the Sudetenland.

Great to hear from you again, Charles. What a fine poster boy you make for patriotic Americans.

We’ll just nuke Tel Aviv.

Because who cares about nuclear winds spreading it back all over us? It’ll be like that scene in the Big Lebowski, except instead of Donnie’s ashes, it’ll be fallout!

To repeat. If Iran gets nuclear weapons, Israel is the safest fucking country on earth. Get a new fucking talking point.

What is the troll so worried about? The only way he’ll ever get near the Middle East is if he enlists in the armed forces, and we know damn well THAT ain’t gonna happen!

All evidence to the contrary, Troll is not Pamela Geller.

Troll is Pamela Geller’s rejected left breast implant.

I thought Bush’s missile defense system was going to protect us from Iran. You mean we wasted all that money on it?

We will annex Bahrain once we get nuclear weapons.

Good luck with that. If you haven’t noticed, most of the US military is between you and Bahrain.

White Christian American kills 10 in Alabama. Troll blames Iranian nukes. Film at 11.

I bow to your superior knowledge of military matters. Presumably gained from reading Tom Clancy novels and playing Call of Duty on your Playstation.

Masturbating Troll continues masturbating. Film at 11. Smash your TV now.

All evidence to the contrary, Troll is not Pamela Geller.

I agree. The punctuation and capitalization are far too coherent.

Needs more Lawn Guyland to be a successful parody.

I’ve seen OPLAN 8044A. We’d hit a lot more than Tehran.

Really, would Masturbating Troll have the balls to enlist?

What, you mean the Iraqi people won’t stand up to protect themselves from Shiite aggression? Well, surely the Saudis, being the hotbed of Sunni fundamentalism and extremism which birthed Osama bin Ladin will fight Shiite aggression to the last.

Ah, heck, why am I bringing up things like Muslims being other than a homogeneous Other to our troll. It doesn’t care. But basically, binky, Iran is not on friendly terms with any of the Arabian countries, and Iran will likely blow through their military fighting them before they ever get to Israel.

Who is this “Theran” of which you speak?

I’m glad Iran speaks/writes such great idiomatic American English. It’ll make that whole peace/nuclear fuel summit thing so much easier.

I read the writing on the wall at least five years ago: Iran wants nuke; iran’s going to get nuke. There are ways to diminish the momentum of human persistence. Threats of violence ain’t on of ’em.

I’d love to know when our troll went through nuclear certification and where he pulled alert in command of nuclear weapons.

Who is this “Theran” of which you speak?

It better not be me; I’ll punch that fucker’s nuts into next Thursday.

Iran does not have the capability to project military power much outside their own borders.

Armchair generals talk tactics. Real generals talk logistics.

I’d love to know when our troll went through nuclear certification and where he pulled alert in command of nuclear weapons.

Gymboree.

Do you care?

Armchair generals talk tactics. Real generals talk logistics.

Masturbating trolls talk Oshry.

South Africa. France. Israel.

I imagine these countries are/were “trustworthy” enough to have nuclear weapons programs. Common thread?

I’m still waiting for The Rapture, damn it.

I’m still waiting for The Rapture, damn it.

…well, you did your best Georgie – I guess we need to wait for some real horsemen.

Is “batshit insane” a State Dept. term, or a Company term?

They aren’t lead by leaders who want to bring on the apocalypse so the 12th Imam can appear?

Y’know, it is highly possible for Iranian politicians to lie to their constituents just as well as ours do.

…well, you did your best Georgie – I guess we need to wait for some real horsemen.

I’m pathologically afraid of horses. It’s true. Look it up.

Y’know, it is highly possible for Iranian politicians to lie to their constituents just as well as ours do

No way!! USA! USA! USA!

Y’know, it is highly possible for Iranian politicians to lie to their constituents just as well as ours do.

Are you suggesting that powerful leaders would stoop to using religion to manipulate the unwashed mass of rubes? Never.

“And those good catholics in Serbia ethnically cleansed a million or so muslims just ten years ago.”

Another liberal sheep brainwashed by Bill Clinton. The “genocide” you were refering to was actually Serbia defending itself from islamic terrorists you moron.

Who cares if a couple thousand musselmen were killed? The Serbs were merely defending themselves. Clinton brought America into the wrong side of that war. We should’ve kept our military out of it, and we should’ve given the Serbs our moral support.

Who cares if a couple thousand musselmen were killed?

As long as they weren’t musclemen. I like to jerk off over their naked pictures.

I know it’s a lot to take in folks, but I’m not actually an incarnate god. I know you guys thought I was, and that the war was kind of built on how awesome this country was as result.

Sorry about the confusion.

My bad, everyone.

Lord Harry, I’ve been trying to put together a panel of historians. Any interest? You’ve got what we need.

Islamic fundamentalism is the biggest threat to Western Civilization. Always has been, always will be.
Fixed!

Damn you, preview!

Lord Harry was arrogant, pompous and reckless at first, but learnt his lesson after his mountain rescue. Now, he only takes risks if absolutely nessecary.

…and apparently it’s nessecary here.

So, Obama’s real name is “Barry Soetoro”? That’s quite a feat: having from birth the last name of the man your mom won’t marry until you’re six.

Is he a citizen of the “Islamic Republic of Indonesia,” Great Britain or Kenya?! And where the hell is the “Islamic Republic of Indonesia,” anyway? Never heard of any such place…. now, the Republic of Indonesia… that I’ve heard of (and grew up in!).

Are these people really so stupid that they think every other country on the planet has the same “you’re born here, you’re a citizen” standard as the US? In 95% of other countries, they just go by whatever the parents are. He was born in Hawaii, so the entire issue is irrelevant, but even if he had been born in Kenya, he’d have been given US citizenship through his mother. Not to mention that John McCain actually was born in a foreign country.

Stupid, stupid people.

fucking nym-changers.

killfile eats em all.

Everybody killfile, please.

Please.

Israel should systematically exterminate all of the palestinians. They are all terrorists, from the Hamas leaders to the lowly taxi drivers and cops on the street. None of them have anything but hatred for Israel and the Jewish people.

I for one would not shead a tear if the palestinians were wiped out. They are not even a nation, the whole idea of an independent palestinian state is a red herring divised by the Arab governments to destroy Israel. The so-called palestinians are merely Egyptians and Jordanians who followed the Arab armies during their invasion of Israel in 1948 and have since never left.

The Arab governments have been using this red herring as a double edged sword since 1948 in order to gain Arab support for their continued wars of aggression against Israel.

…well, maybe still a little bit arrogant, pompous, and reckless.

[brainless, ignorant and evil – back up the mountain for you!]

Hitler should systematically exterminate all of the Jews.

God, I feel great about myself now.

*burp*