Dial ‘T’ For Timing
Remember this golden Malkin classic?
Hey, Rosie O’Donnell: Did you teach your kids to speak “ching chong,” too?
By Michelle Malkin • December 8, 2006 03:39 PMTypical Hollywood liberal: She’s the first and loudest to accuse others of bigotry–pausing only to take a breath before practicing it herself. Click to watch the video of Rosie O’Donnell on The View the other day mimicking an imagined Chinese newscast of Danny DeVito’s recent drunken appearance on…
We were reminded of this yesterday when we heard that Jason Mattera of Young America’s Foundation was on TV mocking Asian phonetics with the utterance, “wing wang wong.”
Above: Karl Frisch of Media Matters debates Mattera
Indeed, here comes Michelle with the rebound.
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Tax cheat Rangel caught on tape: “Why don’t you mind your goddamned business?”
By Michelle Malkin • March 9, 2009 06:01 AMOur intrepid Hot Air TV special correspondent Jason Mattera is back on Capitol Hill! You’ve watched him corner smear merchants Jack Murtha and John Kerry, ask William “Cold Cash” Jefferson for bribe-freezing tips, and roam the Democrat National Convention in an orange Gitmo suit exposing far Left insanity. This time he catches tax cheat Charlie Rangel and confronts him about…
Remember when people used to be all like, “Will he or she respond to this? There is the sound of crickets. I am waiting while the sound of crickets accentuates the slow passing of time, during which no response has been made.”
We’ve all certainly grown up a bit since then, haven’t we.
Oh, I think what Mattera said was ok with Michelle because he’s always been pretty open about being a bigot.
How easy to argue for massively higher taxes when you don’t pay any taxes yourself!
Wha happen to the Cap’n Ed post?
Mattera seems to be:
A) Poorly, though aggressively, medicated
and
B) Curtis Sliwa’s even stupider illegitimate son
Until we outlaw the discriminatory practice of giving blacks scholarships for being, well, black, it is only right and fair that we allow white only scholarships.
Now excuse me while I get this new hood fitted.
It’s still odd to me how they admit to the secret agenda so easily. We are supposed to believe that racist structures invade our language and culture because even figures on the left fall prey to them? And thus racism doesn’t exist so we should stop talking about it?
This accusation keeps getting made (likely as some ignorant attempt to fend off all the criticisms of moral hypocrisy among all the cock-smoking “family-values” conservatives), but they seem so happy that they’ve made this attack to think about the fact that this means they accept the basic premise that racism is real and pervasive.
Oh, I think what Mattera said was ok with Michelle because he’s always been pretty open about being a bigot.
Plus an Asian-American student won the “Whites Only Scholarship.”
Jason Mattera is really asking for it. By it, I mean a large throbbing penis.
Do you liberals now realize that the bottom 50% don’t pay any income taxes at all?
Oh shoot, the secret agenda of course is to stop the accurate criticisms and general talk about racism in our society and how it props up a broken status quo and consolidation of power. A conservative doesn’t need to win, only to stop the discussion from advancing.
Plus an Asian-American student won the “Whites Only Scholarship.”
Well, only because he had caucasian ancestry and wrote his essay about how the asians in his family had discriminated against him for being partly white.
One is an example of what is worse then where CyberHitler and Saddam-bot form the legs, Lenintron and Stalin Prime form the arms and JimmyCarter 1.0 forms the head. They unite to form- the evil Obamanator!
The other is harmless comedy gold!
please try and keep up.
What’s worse is that many, being recently unemployed, are using all their new free time derailing discussion threads at liberal snark blogs.
All of this plays right into Rush’s hand. Excellent, most excellent.
One is an example of what is worse then where CyberHitler and Saddam-bot form the legs, Lenintron and Stalin Prime form the arms and JimmyCarter 1.0 forms the head. They unite to form- the evil Obamanator!
In response to the Obamanator, Galtron will surely form and immediately zoom away, leaving the country to its fate.
WOLVERINES2.0!!!!!
…wrote his essay about how the asians in his family had discriminated against him for being partly white.
And thereby, to his great relief, saving Mattera from having to think of Asians as human beings.
Jason Mattera’s the one who got the scholarship for Latino students, all the while starting an association for white kids, right?
No to libereal tax cheats. Hell yes to conservative ass cheeks!
Is Jason the one with the older brother who sang cheesy love ballads in the ’80s?
Via TBogg:
“Mattera admitted that he had taken a scholarship from the Hispanic College Fund, a fund restricted to minorities. When Kagan asked why, if he was so offended by scholarships based on race, he had not given the money back, Mattera answered, “Well, Hispanic is not a race. Hispanic is — you can’t tell me what color Hispanic is. It’s white, blank, Indian, Asian, Hispanic. It’s not a race-based scholarship.”
Actually, it’s brown.
♫ It’s getting better all the time ♫
via TPM, Steeles web plan “masterpiece of idiocy.
Sir, you are no Wing Wang Wong.
“Well, Hispanic is not a race. Hispanic is — you can’t tell me what color Hispanic is. It’s white, blank, Indian, Asian, Hispanic. It’s not a race-based scholarship.”
Blank?
That video left me with a springtime-fresh feeling, most likely due to all the douchebags.
via TPM, Steeles web plan “masterpiece of idiocy.
That picture should be captioned “This is how I fondled Rush’s balls. It was off the hook!”
If I didn’t know better, I would swear that Jason Mattera is some sort of satirical performance artist.
Mattera seems to be:
A) Poorly, though aggressively, medicated
and
B) Curtis Sliwa’s even stupider illegitimate son
It was quite entertaining to watch his face get progressively redder the more he ranted.
Geez, where do they find these assholes?
That’s “Mr. Wing Wang Wong” to you, Gavin.
Sir, you are no Wing Wang Wong.
He does, though, have all the subtlety of a Ping, a Pang or a Pong.
I wonder what the odds are that right now, an Asian-American college student, whose name or nickname actually IS Wing Wang Wong, is putting that video on his Facebook wall with a caption about how is political career is taking off.
Somehow I missed Jason “roam(ing) the Democrat National Convention in an orange Gitmo suit exposing far Left insanity,” but I have to give props to his methodology.
Why did that communist Ronald Reagan introduce the Earned Income Tax Credit so that working people at the lower end of the income scale would not have to pay federal income taxes?
Under Bush, the wealthy paid a greater percentage of the federal tax burden than at anytime in history.
Whats more, he introduced the greatest number of federal regulations since Carter.
Mattera really sounds like the kind of guy who likes to switch all the display TVs at the local electronics store to FOX News and then squeals about being repressed when asked to stop.
Shorter L’il Lulu: “It’s bad and evil and wrong when Dimmycraps do it, but it’s good and noble and pure when Republicans do it!
Shut up!! That’s why!!!”
Probably he’s a guy who would skip that entire step and just write on his blog about how he thought about doing that but then he figured the store employees might harass him with their PC Stalinist Obamaism and so after engaging in that ‘thought’ experiment, he has in effect been oppressed.
He also sounds like a guy who would claim that the ‘fact’ that all the TVs are tuned to FOX is proof that America agrees with him.
This:
It was quite entertaining to watch his face get progressively redder the more he ranted.
is even funnier in light of this:
you can’t tell me what color Hispanic is.
Yep, actually El Cid’s scenario is more plausible.
Less risk involved.
Occam’s razor and all that…
The inmates are now in control, although most of the keepers were pretty far gone.
Cross-commented chez TBogg.
At this point would it suprise anyone at all if Steele was asked to tap dance at a GOP fundraiser? These people are totally cool with the racism from there ownside Though I gotta admit I kind of expected Malkin to at the very leeast ignore Matteras for a few dafew weeks so she could maintain the facade of ignorance.
What if the name in question were “Won Hung Low?” Would he still not care?
OT: The wingnuts’ bench of talent appears to be so thin, they are tapping has-been TV actors to remind America that because FDR’s socialism was so full of FAIL, Obama’s will be too.
Conservatism is timeless. Its core principles are perfectly conceived and require no alteration, and Rush is the perfect man to develop and share these new ideas.
So, what exactly was wrong with the brown bag test? In those days people could aspire to someday put food in that bag.
Michelle Malkin doesn’t care one whit about racism (not even towards those of her own general race). She just hates Rosie O’Donnell and the posters at Wonkette (and other rude liberal places) for being such rude liberals.
I mean to say, she did write a book called “In Defense of Internment”.
Jason “roam(ing) the Democrat National Convention in an orange Gitmo suit exposing far Left insanity
AMERICA-LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!
GET A JOB HIPPY!
I wonder where Mattera pulled that name from…Could it be the far-right Australian children’s music he loves?
… has-been TV actors to remind America that because FDR’s socialism was so full of FAIL, Obama’s will be too.
Actors? Actors? OMG, Big Hollywood! Know-nothing entertainers who are in the pocket of … uh … seriously, Wayne Rogers? Good god.
I was particularly gratified today to see our local “newspaper” (which of course endorsed Chimpy in 08) have to suck it when they ran a front-page photo, in recognition of the upcoming 75th anniversary of the creation of the Great Smoky Mtns. National Park, of dirty commie New-Deal phony FDR riding through downtown K-town for the park’s grand opening. GSMNP has only become one of the most-attended national parks in the country, making it a constant revenue stream for Appalachia for the past three-quarters of a century. TVA, another “failed” FDR socialist scheme, brought electricity down here to retardo-land. Not to mention the GI Bill, which helped my dad get a college education after WWII. Yeah, it’d be a real sure-fire shame if B. Hussein X effected such FDR-type socialistic anti-American folderol as part of his economic policies.
Caitlin Sith, the Wiggles? I thought that was the cast of “classic Trek” for a moment.
I wonder where Mattera pulled that name from…Could it be the far-right Australian children’s music he loves?
What I thought would be the inevitable “Everybody Wang Chung” reference was going to be bad, but that was just…
Wow. I am speechless.
“GSMNP has only become one of the most-attended national parks in the country, making it a constant revenue stream for Appalachia for the past three-quarters of a century.”
Then there shouldn’t be any problem if we privatize it. It should be able to turn a nice profit.
The TVA was privatized a long time ago.
And now BHO is probably going to nationalize the auto industry.
Let’s ask the British how THAT worked out–hint, not well.
TVA, another “failed” FDR socialist scheme, brought electricity down here to retardo-land.
I actually rue the rural electrification program every time I read a snippet of Bob Owen’s screeds.
FDR Failed, so Will Obama said
Someone here is irony-deficient.
all this talk about FDR failing, they never realize that without FDR, half of the country would be speaking German, and there would be no Great Britain anymore
One such considered above criticism, sacred as motherhood, is TVA. This program started as a flood control project; the Tennessee Valley was periodically ravaged by destructive floods. The Army Engineers set out to solve this problem. They said that it was possible that once in 500 years there could be a total capacity flood that would inundate some 600,000 acres (2,400 km2). Well, the engineers fixed that. They made a permanent lake which inundated a million acres (4,000 km²). This solved the problem of floods, but the annual interest on the TVA debt is five times as great as the annual flood damage they sought to correct. Of course, you will point out that TVA gets electric power from the impounded waters, and this is true, but today 85 percent of TVA’s electricity is generated in coal burning steam plants. Now perhaps you’ll charge that I’m overlooking the navigable waterway that was created, providing cheap barge traffic, but the bulk of the freight barged on that waterway is coal being shipped to the TVA steam plants, and the cost of maintaining that channel each year would pay for shipping all of the coal by rail, and there would be money left over.
all this talk about FDR failing, they never realize that without FDR, half of the country would be speaking German, and there would be no Great Britain anymore
Without FDR, they’d be sitting in the dark, and not jamming the t00bz up with their wasted electrons.
The nation’s “carbon footprint” would be lower, though.
The TVA was privatized a long time ago.
Not really. It’s a hybrid — a “federally owned corporation,” as it likes to call itself.
http://www.tva.gov/abouttva/keyfacts.htm
Note the “.gov” suffix.
GSMNP is doing quite well, thank you. Why bankrupt/fuck it up with privitization?
“GSMNP is doing quite well, thank you. Why bankrupt/fuck it up with privitization?”
If it’s not turning a profit, it doesn’t deserve to be in the market.
BBBB: Hey! That electrimification helps me run my far-reach devices down heeya!
Why should I have to subsidize some park in Appalachia I’ll never use with MY MONEY?
Mz Nicky! You beat me to the punch!
(Gots ta love the Wikipedia.)
I’m not getting any less dead, but I’m still a better party leader than Stay-Puft the Junkie and his Ditto Gallery. Continue to fuck my corpse. It’s totally getting you places.
The TVA was privatized a long time ago.
You mean the TVA.gov TVA? The TVA Bunning et al tried and failed to privatize in 2007? The TVA that says on its own website “TVA is wholly owned by the federal government and does not issue stock” and “[t]he Tennessee Valley Authority is a wholly-owned, but self-funded agency of the U.S. government”? That TVA?
Will Obama said,
Who is this William Obama, and why should I care about his opinion?
Dear God! Workers own the means of production!
IT IS HAPPENING!!!
Fascism was really the basis for the New Deal.
Score another triumph for Mattera in the “battle for ideas.”
It’s Obama’s ne’er-do-well brother. Thus far Willy Beer is not selling as well as hoped.
“Fascism was really the basis for the New Deal.”
Jonah, we know you here. You can use your real name.
The quote about the New Deal and Fascism was from Ronald Reagan, but you should all read Goldberg’s book for some enlightenment.
Obama does have a brother, btw. He lives in a hut on less than $1 a day. So much for being his “brother’s keeper”, LOL!
You know who else are fascists? Various guys I secretly funded.
Hey, did I SAY to stop sucking me off?
Jonah, we know you here. You can use your real name.
Gaahh! Fine. Happy now?
By the by, anyone here know of any good keyboard and mouse cleaners? Mine are just covered all over with Cheeto dust.
Fascism was really the basis for the New Deal.
It was also a floor wax AND a dessert topping.
Mattera could have gone on that show dressed as Hop Sing or Mr. Fu Manchu doing the thing with pulling back his eyes the whole time and talking like Charlie Chan and Malkin wouldn’t have even noticed as long as he stuck it to black people in some way.
Also, why the fuck do any parents let their kids listen to the Wiggles? Seriously, it’s not like when they’re teenagers. You have total control of them at that age. I don’t get how such acts exist.
If it’s not turning a profit, it doesn’t deserve to be in the market.
It’s a national park, you stupid jackass, not Six Flags Over ThugLand. And feel free to not ever visit this beautiful national treasure. Please.
Okay, trollfeed off.
Fascism was really the basis for the New Deal.
Wait! I thought it was Communism! You retards need to make up you mind which evil political philosophy to use!
Communism and Fascism are two different kinds of Socialism.
Communism is International Socialism, Fascism is National Socialism.
BBBB: Hey! That electrimification helps me run my far-reach devices down heeya!
I’ll throw a fundraiser to get you solar panels, and a satellite connection!
I just love how CY types, and our resident troll go on about how terrible FDR was, when he made their currently lifestyle possible. The “Market” would never have provided electricity to rural ‘Murka.
My personal feeling is that all utilities (electric, gas, water, I’ll even throw in broadband now) should be public, as such services are meta-economic, providing a foundation on which economic endeavors can be built.
Communism is a kind of Socialism, and so is Fascism.
Communism is International Socialism, Fascism is National Socialism.
Uh-huh. And the People’s Republic of China is a people’s republic.
Fascism was really the basis for the New Deal.
Fascism killed Bambi! Also.
Sorry, linkfail! Here is the money comment from our beloved editor:
Tintin said,
March 4, 2009 at 9:22
Please, please stop feeding the trolls, particularly unemployed losers like The Authentic, who has nothing to do but troll blogs and apparently never leaves his house since all his comments, 24/7, come from the same residential cable account.
*sigh* I knew the trolls were brain dead, but come on. They’re not even being funny anymore!
Sometimes one parent has some kind of mental problem and the other parent fears for their life.
Did somebody say turn a profit?
http://finance.yahoo.com/q/bc?s=SIX&t=5y
So how’s the Dow Jones doing?
Oh? Another twelve-year low today?
I guess the markets aren’t big on Socialism.
The Wiggles are dreadful. Hi 5 is bad, too, but not as bad as the damn Wiggles.
The Backyardigans, in contrast, rock.
P.S. Could someone please explain Lazy Town?
F.U. troll controls that ensnare Flipper, and sea lions, and whales.
Look up SIX on Yahoo. There you will see If it’s not turning a profit, it doesn’t deserve to be in the market.
Plus Also: How many of our truly boring trolls are regulars who won’t straighten up and fly right? Come now, out with it!
The party that within living memory ran candidates under the slogan “Segregation Forever” (specifically, one of its cheerleaders, who wrote an entire book about how totally fuckin’ KEWL concentration-camps are, if America would just give them a chance) is accusing liberals of racism?
I’ll have the roach from what they’re smoking, please.
A few months ago my comments would have all come from the same residential cable IP 24/7, but for a different reason. I had a network tunnel I used at work/school that went through my computer at home. Then I found out what a bunch of snot-nosed inept losers our IT department is, and realized there was no way they could even if they wanted to (actually a friend told me that if you ask them they’ll be kind of vague to scare you but it’s just a show). When someone in the lab asks me if they monitor people’s Internet activity, I just kind of laugh.
Sadly, Noes has depressed my posting so much that I’m going back to working on work, and such as.
I say this as a person who spent the whole day driving to, and all around in, and back from Toledo today. And I’m flying to PDX tomorrow, for more WORK!
“The party that within living memory ran candidates under the slogan “Segregation Forever” ”
That would have been us.
Remember, more of us voted against the Civil Rights bill than Republicans.
Watching Republicans eat their own.
We don’t exist.
Sportacus and the, er, singing and the pink hair and there’s a bad guy. And a zeppelin.
I saw “Yo Gabba Gabba” for the first time last week. That damn “skippy skip skip” song is STILL in my head.
Yo Gabba Gabba’s pretty great.
Yo Gabba Gabba is goofy and fun and catchy. It reminds me of Dee Lite, but for kids.
Of course, then all the Dixiecrats defected to the Republican party, and here we are today.
the music thing re kids:
there is a general predisposition with the modern parent to feign powerlessness over their children. it is an attitude that comes from too much work and therefore not enough energy to say no and to lead the kids to other types of activities, or more interesting ones. as a media maker i can say that we try very hard to ram a bunch of crap down children’s throats anyway here (although, as noted above, some good stuff cuts through—i also think backyardigans are pretty terrific). there’s a lot of money in it. but if i hear the sentence one more time: “my kids will only listen to x” as if they have no stake in that decision” i will…lecture someone. at length.
also, MICHELLE MALKIN IS BAD. that is all.
Thankfully, all the Democrats who not only were shouting “Segregation forever” then but now as well all left the Democrats and became Republicans.
Strom Thurmond, Jesse Helms, Richard Shelby, Phil Gramm… Y’all can keep ’em. No really. Please do.
Shelby and Gramm were not racists, and Jesse Helms is a hero who stood up to Communism. That he had some racial beliefs typical of the Southerner of his generation is regrettable, but then again Robert Byrd (D-WV) was a KKK member.
I ran for the Democrat nomination for President in 1972.
Jesse Helms is a hero who stood up to El Salvadoran babies. They were a distinct threat. You had to shoot them before they grew up, and better yet bomb the medical clinics where they were being born, just to protect the weak and tiny nation of the United States from the threat of Central American Communists driving up through Mexico and invading Texas. We’d be defenseless!
Hell, they could swim across the Gulf of Mexico – they are that vicious.
I know a lot of people are nostalgic for segregation and all, but you can’t go home to that Democratic Party any more. All the Southern reactionaries and rednecks and racists and bigots and general authoritarian nitwits feel better in the Republican Party, anyway — and it’s okay that they mention Lincoln every now and then, ’cause they really don’t mean it.
You tell ’em, El Cid!
Jesse Helms is a hero who stood up to El Salvadoran babies.
Hey, MS-13 is something else we can thank Saint Ronbo for.
LOS GLOTONES!!!!!
…and it’s okay that they mention Lincoln every now and then, ’cause they really don’t mean it.
And I bet it gets pretty boring if you’re only fucking Reagan’s corpse.
MS-13 is in this country because of Democrat loose border immigration policies, policies BHO wants to exacerbate with amnesty.
I believe that’s pronounced “Will I Am Obama”.
I think a certain someone is forgetting about Daddy Reagan’s amnesty!
I won’t, and we shouldn’t repeat it. It is one area where Reagan failed.
Of course BHO’s amnesty would be 20 times worse and change this nation forever.
Immigration is where the market and free trade reaches one of its limitations.
There are plenty of listenable things kids will listen to. The latest hit.
I think a certain someone is forgetting about Daddy Reagan’s amnesty!
How about St Ronnie’s destabilization of the entire region. Hey, what’s a few dead, sexually assaulted nuns, and an assassinated archbishop compared to teh freedumb of teh werld from teh commies?
My word! Swarthy types! (Clutches pearls, faints)
I’ll never forget 1986, either; that was the year Daddy Reagan looked into all our eyes and said, yes, I’ve been raising taxes each and every year since 1982, but this will be our biggest year ever!
And it was! Ronald Reagan gave us the biggest ever corporate tax hike and closing of loopholes ever! And launched the Earned Income Tax Credit to lift the federal income tax burden off of all the low income workers.
If only Bush Jr. could have been like his spiritual father, Daddy Reagan, instead of always crying into his near beer because he ran around the country crying and hiding when he let the terrorists attack on 9/11/2001, and the poor dear didn’t know a thing to do until Daddy Reagan’s friend Dick Cheney told him he could still look tough, even though he let such a giant, deadly attack take place on our soil, if he could get Republicans excited about invading Iraq. And he did!
But he’ll never be like the 1986 Reagan of all our dreams!
Reagan was a NET TAX CUTTER.
That be some tight shit, yo.
I remember when a certain someone said he would stick with one name here in teh comments threads. I know it’s silly to focus on that, when that person is dedicated to showing Sadlynaughts all the different shapes and sizes of poop he has collected. But, still … what a dick.
Are you guys talking about Ronald Reagan, one of the shittiest presidents in American history?
Obama will Fail, Fail, FAIL said,
Whoa. Someone’s getting a little demonstrative. Next Troofie alias: “WAAAAHHHH! Dumb Stupid Liberals Won’t Take My Trollbait”
Reagan was a TET CAX NUTTER.
“you can’t tell me what color Hispanic is”
just so long as it blends into the background
I know Reagan was a net tax cutter; that’s why all the trillions of dollars he blew went unpaid for. Like other Republicans who would follow him, they believe in blowing money to their friends and to the industries they have buddies in, but they don’t believe in paying for it.
Secretly they laugh, because they’re all upper class super-rich people, but they get really dumb small business types to be their cheerleaders. It’s so, so funny, because the good rich Republicans never ever have to pay, but their dumb followers do! Ha ha!
The Reagan years were fun, though. His bold adulation of the Waffen SS, the way he and Blow Job Nancy consulted astrologers to make decisions of national importance, that nifty Iran-Contra thing, and the way his brain turned to mush right before our eyes. Lotsa laughs!
“Secretly they laugh, because they’re all upper class super-rich people, but they get really dumb small business types to be their cheerleaders. It’s so, so funny, because the good rich Republicans never ever have to pay, but their dumb followers do! Ha ha!”
I make $50,000 a year and when Bush cut taxes, I got to keep more of my money. Am I “rich”?
Did someone say something about blow jobs?
See? My administration was even funnier.
No, silly, you’re one of the dumb ones Reagan and others laugh at, just like I laugh at you!
Of course you’re not rich. You’re nobody. You are absolutely and completely worthless to this nation and to this economy. The piddle little jack you pick up on taxes allows you to think you’re something, but, sadly, you’re just not! You’re just another median income earner who is a sad little joke to the rich people who run the parties.
Hopefully you run your own small business so the long hours you work make you bitter too, and you think you’re a capitalist ’cause you have 3 guys who work for you. Hee hee!
Lookit The Derb jump on the Frum bandwagon.
The SS were victims, you know, just as much as the untermenschen in the camps.
Now watch me trade this cocaine for guns to give to terrorists!
Oh, and AIDS victims? Fuck those faggots.
Because it worked for about 30 years, and you all got used to it, and you thought it would keep working forever.
Fuck Salvadoran nuns too.
I make $50,000 a year
Sure, sure. But how much can you bench?
Reagan was a TET CAX NUTTER.
And a CAT NUT TEXTER. Man was crazy for the cat nuts.
I really liked the disemvoweling a couple of threads back.
That seemed to really take the steam out of the trolls and their feeders.
I believe in letting people keep more of their own money, “rich” and otherwise.
And a CAT NUT TEXTER. Man was crazy for the cat nuts.
Those bad people at rathergood.com went and made a LOLcat song.
I love how all these jackasses can do is gesture wildly at Robert Byrd. When they start doing that, you pretty much know they ain’t got shit.
Well Sophist, as I said live on Fox News back in 2002, “There’s white n*ggers and there’s black n*ggers.”
So? Who gives the slightest sh*t what you believe?
The only reason they hate Robert Byrd is that Byrd renounced his racist past. If he kept it up and declared himself a Republican, they’d welcome him gladly into their Confederate-flag draped arms.
I suppose El Cid believes giving the government more and more of the money we earn is a good thing.
I’m impressed by the level of wingnuttery that Mattera displayed in that video. He offered up a rationale for the “Democrat party” foolishness. I thought it was just a meaningless dig. I had no idea that there was a backstory! Impressive.
Smut, that was really really frightening. AND SO PRITEE!
Jeez, Trolly One-Note – Fine. We get it. Who the fuck cares what you believe? Certainly not the guys you support.
He offered up a rationale for the “Democrat party” foolishness.
Can you paraphrase? I don’t want to go over there this close to dinnertime.
I’ll have the roach from what they’re smoking, please.
Don’t do it. It’s laced with stupid.
I make over 60k and Bush raised my taxes.
Just like my Dad said, we always eat better when a Democrat is in the White House. And we will once we recover from the hangover after 8 years of burning money on wars, the VP pet projects and tax cuts for the most inept and worthless bunch of rich people outside of Jeeves and Wooster
You can suppose in one hand and sh*t in the other and see which weighs more.
I believe that people who make only $50,000 a year should not keep any of it. It should all be turned over to the government, because anyone so stupid that he can’t make more money than that is obviously too stupid to spend his own money.
“Just like my Dad said, we always eat better when a Democrat is in the White House. And we will once we recover from the hangover after 8 years of burning money on wars, the VP pet projects and tax cuts for the most inept and worthless bunch of rich people outside of Jeeves and Wooster”
I don’t think that’s going to happen.
I suggest you invest in gold, silver, and cash outside the USA. Our economy is going to be in full-on crisis mode by 2012 and our paper money hyper-inflated. The Dow should be around 2,000 by then.
Aww man, I missed a Pammycakes thread! Dammit. She just got outted as one of the members/founders of “Muslims Against Sharia” too. Apparently all of the Muslims Against Sharia are actually far-right Jewish people. It’s fucking hilarious.
I’m just not fucking hilarious right now…anyone else ever get too much medicine in their systems and think you’ll pass out? Shit, I feel like I’m about to pull a Heath Ledger but all I took was what I was supposed to….my eyes aren’t staying open. I might stay here for a while to make sure this feeling passes if you guys don’t mind. I’m just a wee bit scared…
g,
Mattera said something like “there’s nothing democratic about a party that governs by judicial fiat.” And then he kept ranting about whatevah.
Tell Pelosi and Reid they can go home, and just keep having the judges do all the work for ’em!
I believe that people who make only $50,000 a year should not keep any of it. It should all be turned over to the government, because anyone so stupid that he can’t make more money than that is obviously too stupid to spend his own money.
AND they should be used as sport for their Betters. As well as be darn greatful that they allowed to spend money on food, toys and over the drugs that are unsafe, and fight in some jolly good wars, eh wot?
Lex? Lex? LEX!!!!!???!!! Paging Mz. Azagoth. White courtesy phone please.
so tempting, must… resist… troll…
AND they should be used as sport for their Betters.
I like the way you think.
What about some fresh air, Lex?
I’ll say it again:
I suggest you invest in gold, silver, and cash outside the USA. Our economy is going to be in full-on crisis mode by 2012 and our paper money hyper-inflated. The Dow should be around 2,000 by then.
Robert Byrd was a klan member, AND a Democrat. Which is central to…
Heavens to Betsy, this troll outdumbs me.
I went back the other day and read through those first posts when the SadlyNaughts had gotten their hands on the Dumbest Book of All Time Until the Next: Librul Fatcysm. That’s some treasure trove material right there.
anyone else ever get too much medicine in their systems and think you’ll pass out?
This is unfounded speculation which I will not dignify with a response.
OK, I’m still here….had to give someone else the gift of that funny link…HAHA…..”agent of chaos” and all that.
Was it only six months ago that “the fundamentals were strong”. Then a week later Grampy suspended his campaign so he could rescue the economy.
Clowns.
I suggest you invest in gold, silver, and cash outside the USA.
You mean gold, which chiefly comes from South Africa? You mean silver, where the top three producers are Peru, Mexico and China? And what foreign cash would you suggest investing in? Euros, from the dirty socialistic countries of Europe? Rubles, comrade?
Why do you hate America, troll?
Bookmark this, liberals.
How is it possible for one mere mortal to be so right all the time? It’s a miracle, like seeing an image of Jesus on a dog’s ass.
WTF troll? Off with your head, bugger. Get.
So Truthy still won’t say what he does, but he claims to make $50k a year. Given typical exaggeration, it’s probably closer to $30k, in his totally “merit based industry… I mean line of work” where he “got noticed” Damn, I wonder what that occupation is that he is so secretive about.
Sorry for feeding the troll, but I have successfully resisted for a few days and this thread is getting long anyways.
And as for Bob Byrd: “I know now I was wrong. Intolerance had no place in America. I apologized a thousand times… and I don’t mind apologizing over and over again. I can’t erase what happened.” Helms, on the other hand, went to hell as an unreconstructed bigot.
Are you libs now for nationalization of the banks and General Motors?
Let’s hear some honest answers.
Are you libs now for nationalization of the banks and General Motors?
Let’s hear some honest answers, if that’s possible.
I suggest investing in nesting Rush Limblargh dolls. They can only increase in value.
BTW, Truth, how much more of the $50k did Bush let you keep? And don’t embarass yourself, ’cause I know the answer.
So Truthy still won’t say what he does, but he claims to make $50k a year.
We know what he does; he’s one of the guys at the giant health insurance company who comes up with spurious reasons to deny legitimate claims from the sick and the suffering. I think he’s in the Critically Ill Children’s division.
He’s very good at it, and his bosses reward him extravagantly with pre-scratched lottery tickets, empty beer bottles he can return for the nickel deposit, and Snausages.
Not only GM and the banks. We should nationalize the cable TV companies and all pizza-delivery businesses and real-estate franchises. Also Amway and day-care centers.
I just want to point out that you people are spending your evening arguing with a troll.
Instead, you could be organizing networks of subversive Maoist cadres, mobilizing workers to seize control of the means of production, or building neighborhood gulag transit camps.
Did my killfile resident really brag about making $50K/year?
Aaaaah….
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!
Whoo…
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I believe in letting people keep more of their own money, “rich” and otherwise.
Y’know, wingnuts are simple people. There’s only three things they really want: loose shoes, a tight pussy, and a warm place to shit.
Are you libs now for nationalization of the banks and General Motors?
We’re for the nationalization of everything because we’re really a bunch of Communists.
Oops. Sorry comrades. Now they know about our sinister plot.
you could be organizing networks of subversive Maoist cadres, mobilizing workers to seize control of the means of production, or building neighborhood gulag transit camps.
After doing that all day long at work sometimes I like to relax in the evening by taunting the particularly imbecilic trolls. I could go back to smoking and drinking to excess instead.
Are you libs now for nationalization of the banks and General Motors?
Let’s hear some honest answers, if that’s possible.
OK, here’s an honest answer; you are, in fact, a douche.
Yes. I am for the nationalization of the banks and GM. And the health insurance industry, and the oil companies too. I’m tired of paying billions of my money for wars that benefit Exxon while they make 50 billion in profit.
I don’t mind a bit paying for those national parks that you don’t use, though. Or rural electrification. See, unlike money spent to kill people thousands of miles away, that stuff makes our country better.
“See, unlike money spent to kill people thousands of miles away, that stuff makes our country better.”
Well you can voluntarily pay more in taxes anytime you want. The IRS takes check or money order.
So you think the government knows what cars people want better than private industry?
Just shut the fuck up, dude. No one cares about you or your little tiny worthless opinions.
So you think the government knows what cars people want better than private industry?
Private industry gave us the Pinto, the Vega, the Pacer and the Pontiac Aztec. I’d say it’s a wash.
The East Germans thought government could do it better, and this is what they got in return:
http://www.shocauto.com/Inventory/Trabant-s.jpg
The dash was made of carboard.
I would have figured you’d love the East Germans. They spied on their people and even built those walls you like so much.
Well, what would the dash in an automobile be made of if not carboard? CARDBOARD, perhaps? hahahahhahahahhahahahhhahahaaa!!!!
Well, Major Kong, they didn’t have to worry about those pesky “rich” in East Germany. They didn’t have any, their tax rate was 100%.
The Trabbi was made of plastic, you dumb fuck. Can’t you at least get the basic facts straight while attempting to craft wildly stupid analogies?
They were great at torture and indefinite detention too. Right up your alley.
There has never been an example of a successful nationalized industry in the history for the world.
My favorite story about the incompetence of the Reagan administration is how Droolin’ Ron insisted on having a 600 ship navy. He got it, and it was so expensive that the Navy had to cut back on training to be able to afford it. And when the Shit Went Down, and destroyers were called upon to bombard Libyan oil platforms, the Navy gunners couldn’t even hit stationary targets. Seals had to set demolition charges instead.
There has never been an example of a successful nationalized industry in the history for the world.
Oh yeah? Name one.
OK, it’s passing…I think I’ll be OK now.
{{{{{{HugTheSadlies}}}}} see? I can’t get you all sick with that hug, damn I’m FUBAR right now…
“Oh yeah? Name one.”
British Leyland. Total and complete FAILURE.
Take that “voluntarily pay more taxes” and shove it up your ass. More of my taxes have gone for your wars than anything else. As MzNicky says, it’s time for you ignorant conservative shitballs that only make $50k to start pulling your weight, and pay for your voting record.
Amazing how Troofie rails against the supposed impending socialism of the USA while advising us “poor deluded libs” to invest in the raw materials produced by socialist Peru, socialist Europe, Red China and the invading armies of Mexico.
Why does Teh Troofie hate America?
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Lex: Good to hear. Tx for checking in.
No prob, tovarich. One of our cyber-security units is en route to the troll’s basement even as we post. After a few weeks of re-education at the Senator Byrd Psychiatric Institute he’ll be in favor of nationalizing his own poop jokes. All power to the people’s soviets!
Hey, Honus!
We won in Iraq. Shove THAT up your ass, socialist appeaser.
No no Mr. Troll. I said name one that has never failed in the history of the whole world. You’re not reading my words in the correct order.
Yeah, that worked out real well. Now just pay for that big win, Truth, with your Bush tax cut
Lex, you got someone there or close by in case you need help?
We don’t need a tax hike to fix the budget. What we need is a spending FREEZE.
Oh, okay, thanks for admitting as much now that the dumbass is out of office. Bite me, troll.
Who’s “we,” shitbag?
The fact is, Obama is a big looser and so are all dems, they voted to make the deficit, not Bush and now it will be even bigger thanks to porkulus. I’m going Galt.
Thank you, Bush!
Thanks for “liberating” us, Bush. Here, eat a shoe!
The fact is, you can follow my Twitters at the link, for the lates in pro-USA and unbiased truth from the Heartland.
“Oh, okay, thanks for admitting as much now that the dumbass is out of office. ”
We’re going to have Bush nostalgia under Jimmy Carter II Barack Obama.
I miss 2003 already.
Doop-dee-doo, sauntering up to the jukebox, seeing what I might play for the troll. Oh, here’s an oldie but goodie…
Here is how it will go down next week. First, the results from Virginia and North Carolina will come in, and they’ll be declared for McCain. You’ll be disappointed, but “no big deal, change can’t come overnight” will be your comment. Florida will go red, and a little nervousness will creep in. The usual suspects will fall into the usual categories. As the night drags on, Ohio, Colorado, and (much to your horror) Pennsylvania will be too close to call.
My advice at this point to you will be to go to bed. You will wake up to a McCain presidency and the Great Liberal Freakout will be on.
Bookmark this, liberals, as this is exactly how it is going to go down. You will be wonder how the hell I was able to call this.
Prophecy, thy name is Troofie.
The man who threw the shoe used to be a Ba’ath Party official.
Of course he was angry. I’m sure a lot of former Nazis were mad at Truman.
Yeah, thanks Bush. And thanks for bankrupting our country besides.
Thanks for keeping watch on me, MzNicky! I mean it.
The fact is, you can follow my Twitters at the link, for the lates in pro-USA and unbiased truth from the Heartland.
The fact is, this makes me strangely happy, if for no other reason than I can just go there for my daily dose of wingnut heads asploding. Even if it’s a Fake Gary.
I seriously doubt if the current idiot is Twoof. Different style of stupid.
Ba’ath Party officials are really rare when there’s only one party and there’s only one way to get a job.
Different style? Is that the new euphemism for deeper level?
We’re going to have Bush nostalgia under Jimmy Carter II Barack Obama.
I miss 2003 already.
What do you miss most? The stuffed codpiece? Does that get you hot?
What I miss most is moral clarity in the face of evil.
Thing is this new Twoofie is basically on the side of an Administration that was so bad most of them can’t even get a fucking job now that they’re out of office.
Good luck with that, asshole.
What I miss most is moral clarity in the face of evil.
Yeah. Speaking of faces of evil……
But Bush made a lot of mistakes on domestic policy, such as spending too much money and enacting more economic regulations than any President since Jimmy Carter. In a lot of ways in domestic policy he was a liberal.
This dipshit is less neurotic, less race-obsessed, less verbose, and more purely hackish. He’s nothing but talking points.
Alright. Enough spoof troll # 4,792.
What I miss most is moral clarity in the face of evil.
Remember when Bush looked into Putin’s soul and say a good man. That was awesome.
Bush was right about one thing, Tacos Rule!
Face it lefties, your socialist president is gonna be a one-term loser just like Jimmy Carter. After only two months in office, his marxist policies are bringing our country into a depression. Our tax rates are being increased and pretty soon the marxist swine will reinstate the Klinton Assault Weapons Ban.
This is going to be it for the Democrat Party. The American people foolishly put them in power hoping to punish the rinos in Congress for their so-called “Compassionate Conservatism” which is really socialist-lite. However nothing can compare to the real thing. The majority of Americans are stupid, they didn’t realize they were putting actual socialists in office. Once Obama’s socialism brings us further into a depression, the Dems will pay for it by losing control of Congress in 2010.
Then Obama will be a lame duck President, and by the time he’s booted out of office in shame in 2012, he will already be considered the worst President in American History. That’s what the American sheeple get for electing an affirmative action President.
Bookmark it, liberals!!!
Lord Harry has the scent of flopsweat.
Well, look at it this way. The only people on thread right now are “unemployed losers such as The Authentic”, parody trolls, and insomniacs.
Let Da Twoof and whoever is playing Lord Harry and friends get it out of their system now, and hopefully Little Troofy will be too sore and tired when everyone else comes back on tomorrow morning.
– Simba B, trying desperately to remove himself from the last category.
Lord Harry said,
OK, nice try, but you forgot to shoehorn the following into your little screed:
*Palin/JTP ’12
*The Heartland
*Clinton News Network
*Vince Foster
*The Heartland
*Ruby Ridge
*Chicago comptrollers
*Porkulus
*The Heartland
*Jena 6
*Helen Suzman
*The Great Liberal Freakout
*The Heartland
*Mowing your lawn
*”Shalom, gentlemen”
*Nutbars
*your (allegedly) gorgeous, gorgeous legs
*Did I mention The Heartland?
FAIL! Go back and get some better material
I wish there was affirmative action for fat people. I mean really, really morbidly obese fat people. The kind that can’t fit through standard doorways. That kind of affirmative action would really help
methem out a lot.You know what’s a great way to relax after a long day of giving all your money and body fluids to the Demoncraps? A nice bubble bath. Sometimes, when I’m in the tub, I like to fart. I have this little game I play where I will fart, then bite the bubbles and use the smell to try and guess what I had for lunch. It’s a lot of fun, you all should try it.
I’m white… white… WHITE!
Sorry if some more trolls come over, but I had to dare these rude little cudgels over at LGF2. I just had to!!
EABOD, loser.
I’m Lord Harry and I’m so stupid that:
1) I spell Clinton with a K.
2) I think that the stock markets are voting for the president by whether they go up or down, independently of things like massive declines in earnings by the formerly largest manufacturing industry in the nation.
3) I think I will get one tenth of a cent for posting crap on this site.
I’m Lord Harry and I’m not an insomniac, its just that my afternoon nap has worn off.
(up the basement stairs) Maaooom, did you buy more Code Red?
I still can’t accept that O won by nine and a half million votes.
Nine and a half million votes! He didn’t even need California to win. If anybody had said a year ago that a democratic candidate could win the presidency without California, they would’ve been considered as crazy as I am pathetic.
The liberties of our country, the freedom of our civil Constitution, are worth defending at all hazards; and it is our duty to defend them against all attacks. We have received them as a fair inheritance from our worthy ancestors: they purchased them for us with toil and danger and expense of treasure and blood, and transmitted them to us with care and diligence. It will bring an everlasting mark of infamy on the present generation, enlightened as it is, if we should suffer them to be wrested from us by violence without a struggle, or to be cheated out of them by the artifices of false and designing men. Sam Adams
The liberties of our country, the freedom of our civil Constitution, are worth defending at all hazards; and it is our duty to defend them against all attacks.
And I would be happy to join the struggle — if I could just get out of this chair. And had a pair of pants that still fit. And wasn’t hooked up to this Velveeta I.V. drip. And wasn’t a pussy chickenhawk bedwetter.
Other than that, count me in.
But it’s the designing women that frighten me the most.
Re moras, this leads back in a gratifying way to the “Asian phonetics” of the post, and in particular to Japanese prosody.
Ye Gods! What is that smell?
I suggest you invest in gold, silver, and cash outside the USA.
Oh, yes, do. I suggest you ask one of those nice Nigerians who are always sending you email to purchase and hold all those assets for you.
Leave me out of this, retard. I’m brewing beer.
Hey, Honus!
We won in Iraq. Shove THAT up your ass, socialist appeaser.
Yeah, we really kicked ass over there:
Mar 10, 7:36 AM (ET)
By KIM GAMEL
BAGHDAD (AP) “28 dead in suicide attack on Iraq tribal leaders”
Oh, and if you make $50k or less, Obama cut you and Joe the Plumber’s taxes more than Bush did. Moran.
You know, I have a feeling Rosie O’Donnell wasn’t the best of choices for liberals to demonize anyway — after all, a lot of us are really annoyed at her medical denialism and her 9/11 twoofishness. But hey, a backfire is a backfire, right? (Is there any way we can get them to stop playing the IOKIYAR card?)
For a long time, the Wiggles were the best thing my daughter watched. Grim as it sounds, all the others were worse — there was zombie Mickey Mouse, smirky Doodlebops, trivializing Little Einsteins, patronizing Dora, the disquieting Higgleytown Heroes… gack. I forbade Disney the Pooh outright.
I got dragged along to a Wiggles concert, and had to admit, they gave 100% to the kids. Unlike just about any other performers on the kiddie circuit, it’s always them onstage — the four old lads and Captain Feathersword. No masks, no costumes, no lip-synch. And the go into the audience, every show. I saw them again a year later. One had to retire for medical reasons, but they were still delivering it.
Granted, there are any number of their songs and shticks I won’t miss, now that Sarah is seven and has declared that she’s outgrown them, but they earned their place and their money, and I like their recording of “The Whistling Gypsy.” (Another point in their favor — they did some real folk songs once in a while.)