Shorter Kathleen Parker

Katrina’s Clout

Hey everybody! Bill Clinton got a blow job from a White House intern.

 

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What a bitch. I’d frot with er though.

 
 

One must love that photo though. Part sexy & smug, part smiling contempt and a healthy dose of condescension.

 
 

I have an enduring hatred of Parker. It’s like the word “bitch” was coined entirely in her honor. These days, if the headline on her column happens to catch my eye, I avoid reading it with all my strength, ‘cos I know that if I do, I’ll just raise my blood pressure. More.

 
 

I cannot believe this woman has job writing a column. If the world were just she would be polishing trailer hitches the local livestock yard.

 
 

Bill Clinton got a hummer? I never heard that! I certainly never read a book that told me he was also accused of rape.

Why must I be in love with Clinton to think Bush is a scumbag? I keep forgetting.

 
 

a jewsish intern

on sunday.

‘in the oval office’ was gravy.

 
 

What kind of gravy?

 
 

“Thus McCain, as a voice of fiscal conservatism in a party that has strayed far from that principle, may evolve as the hurricane candidate. Hurricane McCain? A war hero in a time of war, who is also a small-government conservative in an era of deficit spending, sounds like a perfect storm.”

Unless just out of spite I decide to resurrect that McCain-is-batshit-insane-because-the-Viet-Cong-drove-bamboo-splinters-under-his-fingernails smear. And maybe work in some incindiary push-polling…

 
 

peach-mint gravy.

 
 

Peach mint gravy?? What are you french? No, its straight heavy brown gravy for us real Amurcans (I know because I saw it on Foxworthy’s show)

Hat tip to the General for realizing that anything that wouldn’t be said or eaten at a NASCAR event is unAmerican…..

 
 

say it faster

–rimshot–

 
 

The sad thing is, I’m pretty sure McCain *is* batshit. The Washington establishment seems to actually consider him the craziest guy this side of Gary Hart. It’s the sort of thing you kind of wish they’d tell the rest of us now and then.

 
 

Surely he’s not Admiral Stockdale crazy!?
I mean, it’s not like McCain beat himself to shit and attempted to kill himself repeatedly in order to avoid appearing in propogana films.

“Who am I, and why am I here!?”- a priceless moment in American electoral history.

 
 

McCain is the Manchurian Candidate. Rove will so wipe him completely out. Everyone will be saying “Raymond, why don’t you pass the time with a little game of solitaire?” and laughing.

 
 

Where do I find me one of them interns? I could do with some oral stimulation myself.

 
 

Here’s the best intern joke I’ve heard:

Did you hear Clinton got a new intern? Yeah, the one he had went to spend some time with her family after her brother was killed in Iraq!

 
 

“What was that? I turned my hearing aid off.”

you think the ‘treat the wankers as wankers’ style didn’t win them votes?

 
 

I don’t see what problem townhall has with BJ’s…
I know it may seem redundant to voice it, but i fucking love blowjobs. I’ve done alot of different things sexually (less than I want, more than I probably should) but I’d say nothing beats the feeling of your lover (or the new girl in the office in clinton’s case) going down on you like she thinks the cure for cancer can be sucked out of your wang. I bet if head member of the junior anti sex league VBen were able to talk even one of those college hussies he writes about into giving one to him he’d be hitting keggars and fucking indicrminatley to try and make up for his wasted years.

 
 

I know how to make only one kind of gravy. And only about a tablespoon at a time.

 
 

Timmah420, you’ll be happy to find out that this is as close to commenting on your comment as I’m gonna get. Be grateful, because there’s oh… so… MUCH I could say, but I’m not gonna.

…unless my willpower breaks down later.

 
 

Kathleen Parker’s artilces do not belong on the pages of
National Review. With her anti-Palin article, I
believe she should be on staff at Dailykos.
When Parker runs a city and a state … and,
successfully fight’s corruption … and gets a
9 billion dollar energy project for her state,
maybe then her credibility, and opinion would be worth something.
Instead, she is merely a critic, who from the sidelines,
has betrayed the readership of Nationalreview.

 
 

I’ll bet Gina’s IP number is interesting. The margin on this is a clear cut-and-paste job; no typing involved. A little Googling in a couple of days should reveal this same comment all over the place.

 
 

RE: RIGHTEOUS BUBBA
You’re right Bubba … I googled this blog on several
different websites. I not only feel passionate about my blog,
but Kathleen Parker has the advantage of having her
nauseating articdle about Governor Palin circulated to
tens of millions of readers as soon as it hits the net.
Besides, Bubba, you’re missing the point …
the fact that I’ve posted this on a number of
sites does not take away from the substance and truth
of the blog.
Kathleen Parker’s artilces do not belong on the pages of
National Review. With her anti-Palin article, I
believe she should be on staff at Dailykos.
When Parker runs a city and a state … and,
successfully fight’s corruption … and gets a
9 billion dollar energy project for her state, and generates an 85% approval rating from her state,
maybe then her credibility, and opinion would be worth something.
Instead, she is merely a critic, who from the sidelines, has betrayed Republicans, and the readership of Nationalreview

 
 

Instead, she is merely a critic, who from the sidelines, has betrayed Republicans, and the readership of Nationalreview

We Republicans have a large tent. It’s perfectly okay for Kathleen to write what she writes, and God bless her.

 
 

Gina, you are obviously a sexist who won’t even give Kathleen a chance. You are betraying your party and country by criticizing a good woman who just wants the best for her country. Remember, The National Review–Online! can’t fail, it can only be failed.

 
 

After eight years of the liberal George W. Bush we don’t need pork-barrel liberal Sarah Palin spending all our money on seal DNA.

 
 

Gina,

Eat me.

Kathleen

 
 

gina: You’re right Bubba … I googled this blog on several different websites.

You what? What the fuck does that mean? You must be hyper-aware of internet traditions; I don’t know how to goole a blog on several sites.

 
 

I liked how Gina posted to a 3 year old conversation like it was still happening. (Note: she posted EXACTLY 3 years after the last comment.)

 
 

The elitist wing of the conservative movement has always been wary of us libertarians coming into the GOP. Sarah Palin is one of the top elected libertarian Republicans in the country, (along with Idaho’s Gov. Butch Otter, and Cong. Jeff Flake of AZ).

Of course, she’s going to make some conservatives nervous.

They are wary of her libertarian cultural views. This is the woman, after all, who famously fought back against social conservatives in Wasilla who wanted to run all of the bars and taverns out of town.

They even started a whisper campaign in Alaska during the 2006 primaries that Sarah wasn’t really a Republican, but rather a “closet libertarian.” She had attended a couple local Libertarian Party meetings seeking their support.

But what she loses from the social conservatives, she gains 10 times over in libertarian votes.

Figure, Libertarian Bob Barr was polling 6% nationwide in mid-summer. As high as 10% in New Hampshire. And post-Palin he’s now down to 1%.

Ever since Goldwater the eastern establishment Republicans have distrusted Western cowboy individualists in the GOP.

With Sarah Palin, the libertarian wing of the GOP has finally arrived. Of course, that’s going to make some other Republicans nervous.

Get over it Conservatives, THE LIBERTARIANS HAVE ARRIVED!!

 
 

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