Pronouncing it phonetically in Spanish comes out as “Say Hey.” Apparently someone’s under the impression that Willie Mays is president.

Homeland Alert Level: Beige.

Ooooooh this is cunning. Seig heil! Geddit? Obama the terror Muslim Hitler.

I think they meant “Sieg!”

Damn you, you speedy Kiwi!

I like to add a little seige to my pie crusts.

I thought seig was a big cloud.

Revealing his cluelessness he asked, “what was the story about?”

You guys missed the point “Seige” was the nickname that Segolene Royal was given after a particularly friendly night on the Left Bank, and well…it’s about the sex.

siege engine loaded with teabags…

I before E
Except on teevee.

That’s it, I’m joining the French Foriegn Ligeon.

They probably spelled it wrong just to piss of the cheese-eating surrender monkeys.

Maybe they meant Seige Gainsbourg.

Was Limbaugh at the gate demanding that Obama debate him?

Moi non plus aussi.

Does CNB stand for Cretinous News Broadcasters?

I’m worried about the Ates.

Carpe dime!

Does CNB stand for Cretinous News Broadcasters?

Ça non Maison Blanc?

The ticker is driving me crazy. Ates to highest level in 15 years ?! I’m glad I have Ates insurance – but it’s only limited coverage. What am I gonna do if Ates goes any higher?

Yo yo yo, the White House is where I’ll be chillin’, while capitalism’s illin’, cause the Mittster’s really the Fixxster, which means I’ll fix it if you’re with it, bustin’ rhymes while libs do time writing apologies on the wall for their fall when Mitt wins da Prez, dispenses awesome like Fez, ’cause I’m a con through and through, you know what to do, vote for da Mitt, who’s with it.

Looks like Fox has hired the trollicious Lard Hairy to type their chyrons.

Dagnabbit. ahem beat me to the Ates.

PeeJ said,
March 4, 2009 at 23:19

Carpe dime!

“Ten Cents a Fish”? I’m not singing that shit.

Debbie Schlussel does not like Watchmen. Regular Debbie Schlussel fodder promised here:

In fact, as a movie critic who sees most new releases […]

The White House under Seige, 64th President of the United States.

After being swept into office on a tide of stoopidity, ….

I feel ya, Mitt.

Respect.

Carpe dime!

Trick or trout!

Ah laik Frainch cookin

Dyslexics of the world untie!

Dagnabbit. ahem beat me to the Ates.

I’ll hunt Osama down to the Ates of Hell!

(By the way, remember when I said I knew how to catch him? Why haven’t I shared that information with our new president? Does this make me a traitor or just a liar?)

Obviously they meant “White House under Segue”.

Errrrrr, I might be wrong, but isn’t “CNB” the mythical news channel on “24”?

We don’t need the Ate level to go any higher, because Ate is enough.

I feel ya, Mitt.

Respect.

You pickin’ up wut he’s puttin’ down?

Oh, and don’t forget another superhero’s swinging computer-generated penis frequently in your face on-screen.

I know I won’t.

The “reporter” on the left looks like she’s enjoying a nice frothy beverage with a straw. How do you say “Root Beer” in French?

Oh, and don’t forget another superhero’s swinging computer-generated penis frequently in your face on-screen.

Damn. How come I never get the same edited film that Schlussel does?

You pickin’ up wut he’s puttin’ down?

Yo dawg, you better be pickin up what I’m puttin down cuz I’m droppin lines like a clown drops bowling pins and wins racking up for the Grandmaster Mitt, the shit, they all tell me, libs ain’t gonna fell me, ya feel me for real, see?

Little Debbie (made with pure lard!) Shitcakes sez:

In fact, the movie kind of has a peacenik-themed ending and “message” regarding nuclear weapons. If this move is “conservative,” who the heck needs liberal?

If you think global nuclear annihilation just not be such a good thing, you’re not a conservative. This, in the middle of a rant about excess violence. Gawd bless ya, Debs, keep pumping that shit out there.

Debbie Does Watchmen:

Oh, and don’t forget another superhero’s swinging computer-generated penis frequently in your face on-screen.

PENIS!

Oh, and she really has no idea what “alternate reality” scenarios are all about, does she?

At the same time, the Soviets are about to nuke America. It’s 1985 and Nixon is President. We’ve won in Vietnam. Oh, and Henry Kissinger has a Russian accent. And Ronald Reagan is thinking of running for President in 1998. Wow, isn’t that cool that they got it wrong on purpose? I’m so amazed at this “high-brow art” of deliberately getting dates and timelines wrong, you know, just to be “artistic,” and get the drooling of the critics. That is sooooo genius. Like way totally cool.

Maybe if I make a movie about how Eisenhower was President in 1972, we “lost” World War II, and Bin Laden was gonna bomb the World Trade Center then, I’ll be cool, too. . . so long as it’s “dark” and I include a bunch of rape, torture, explicit sex scenes, and extremely graphic killings, and oh, write a “graphic novel” a/k/a comic book about it, first.
http://www.debbieschlussel.com/archives/2009/03/the_watchmen_li.html

The movie gets “Four Marxes Plus.” With a side of Trotsky and a soupcon of Lenin.

“Biere de base”, Handy.

Errrrrr, I might be wrong, but isn’t “CNB” the mythical news channel on “24??

Thank you! I couldn’t figure out the dilly with that pic. I’ve got 24 on the TiVo but haven’t watched Monday’s yet. I reckon the WH comes under, uh, siege.

We don’t need the Ate level to go any higher, because Ate is enough.

Don’t Ate me because I’m beautiful.

Frau Schleussel schrieb:

If you take your kids to see “The Watchmen,” you’re a moron.

If you assume an R-rated movie is supposed to be for kids, you’re a moron.

Ah, Little Debbie beat me to it. Damn, that’s what I get for larding up my post unnecessarily.

Wait, wrong thread.

But just because shameless whores and crack dealers of Hollywood deal this stuff out…

So that’s why the movie sucks. Next time they should use film-making professionals.

In fact, the movie kind of has a peacenik-themed ending and “message” regarding nuclear weapons. If this move is “conservative,” who the heck needs liberal?

Alternate Debbiecakes: Conservatives want to kill everyone. Moreover, no other viewpoints will be tolerated.

It’s kill everyone or nothing.

So Debbie’s problem with the CGI wang was that the kids in the audience kind of spoiled the moment for her?

Li’l Debbie was just distracted by all those black welfare queens tossing their illegitimate babies into the air during the good parts.

larding up my post unnecessarily

Wasn’t that Last Tango In Burbank?

Some on the right are claiming this is a conservative movie because it’s made by some of the same people as “300” (read my review). But this is no “300.” (And that wasn’t for kids either, but this is far much less so.)

Watchmen is EVEN LESS FOR KIDS!

Oh, and don’t forget another superhero’s swinging computer-generated penis frequently in your face on-screen.
Damn. How come I never get the same edited film that Schlussel does?

She paid extra for the 3D version.

Watchmen is EVEN LESS FOR KIDS!

Win.

She paid extra for the 3D version.

The glasses give me a headache, but damn, I might just bring some Advil!

One of Little Debbie’s commenters channels Frederic Werham’a “Seduction of the Innocent”:

Ms. Schlussel, I have to warn you on one more thing. the movie you’re describing is a VERY accurate remake of the comic book. I’ve always been amazed, even as a kid, at the kinds of things that happened in comics all the time. They’ve been very dark and frankly kind of disgusting for quite a long time. For some reason people don’t think to monitor the content of their kids’ comics. If you are a parent, take a moment to read through some of the stuff your kids are taking home from the comics shop!

Posted by: Etain Peregrine at March 4, 2009 02:22 PM

Where have you gone, Estes Kefauver?

Righteous, you leave that nice Andrew Klavan alone!! He’s running all over New York w/ barely time for a cuppa coffee, for heaven’s sakes!!

So Debbie’s problem with the CGI wang was that the kids in the audience kind of spoiled the moment for her?

Well, she mentions PENIS three times in her “review,” so draw your own conclusions.

How do you say “Root Beer” in French?

Baise-moi.

But then, we see cops looking over their naked, bloodied, dead bodies on a bead, with the words “LESBIAN WHORES,” written in blood on the wall.

I would have thought Debbie Lardcake would consider that a moral lesson. She reveals more about herself than she realizes, methinks.

ca,

Horrors! Another Comix Code in the offing?

I miss EC Comics.

PS: Hmm, I had somehow assumed everyone would recognize 24’s CNB.
I never got into that show. Sorry.

For those who do watch it, has there been some kind of general shift in its tone about torturing interrogating terror suspects? I caught some wingnut on the radio yesterday afternoon going on about how the latest season has sucked so far, and immediately I suspected “sucking” for this guy meant Jack Bauer had gone soft on the ebil Islamofashionists, not “sucking” because of a downward quality in character development, plot arc, dialogue, or commie liberal considerations like those.

More Klavan, & wingnut logic at it’s finest.

It [Limbaugh’s rant & rave] could even be an energizing game changer if enough of us heed the call.

The fact is, also, is that the game has been over since November. What other logical fallacies do we see there?

Debbie Schlussel
Pulled a muscle
Dodging movie dick.

While in traction
Tells her faction
“Watchmen made me sick!”

PS: Hmm, I had somehow assumed everyone would recognize 24’s CNB.

How could you tell the difference between Fox network and Fox News?

Horrors! Another Comix Code in the offing?

I miss EC Comics.

The best thing about that whole episode was that Bill Gaines stopped publishing comics altogether, which led to his starting Mad Magazine, probably the most subversive mass-marketed periodical of the 50s and early 60s.

Baise-moi.

This is NOT how one says root beer en français, & I wouldn’t advise saying it to francophones.

Try “Fais-moi le pompier!!” Works every time.

I caught some wingnut on the radio yesterday afternoon going on about how the latest season has sucked so far

It’s because they have noted comsympkinofascist Janeane Garafalo in a recurring role. Rick Moran, for one, is very upset.

Righteous, you leave that nice Andrew Klavan alone!!

I didn’t know much about the guy. He seems like he might be easy to needle.

In fact, the movie kind of has a peacenik-themed ending and “message” regarding nuclear weapons. If this move is “conservative,” who the heck needs liberal?
Some bad person should trick her into watching the Fail-Safe remake

How do you say “Root Beer” in French?

Racinette (actually). This is what happens to you when you wind up gleaning large parts of your second-language vocabulary from everyday objects. You know how to say lots of things like “root beer” and “diet” and “fat free” and “1/3 more free!”, but not much that’s actually useful. We have a term for this; we call it “cereal-box French.” 🙂

You could use a French-language can of root beer to freak out a white supremacist (on peut dire “racial realist,” n’est-ce pas, si on voudra etre un idiot).

What other logical fallacies do we see there?

of ‘us’, there is not enough. (for which I am deeply thankful).

PLEASE STOP talking about Debbie Schlussel and PENIS.

I mean it.

PLEASE STOP talking about Debbie Schlussel and PENIS.

I mean it.

Anybody want a peanut?

Mad Magazine, probably the most subversive mass-marketed periodical of the 50s and early 60s.

How true. Still influential inside my brain to this day.

In 1968 I was visiting NYC, & went to the Mad offices, as a yout’ful fan. They had the janitor show me around briefly, & I got to peep inside Gaines’ office & see him, beard, glasses & all, seated at his desk.

Baise-moi is “root, beer” translated to Australian translated to French.

Baise-moi.
I wouldn’t advise saying it to francophones.

M. Bouffant is no fun at all.

It’s because they have noted comsympkinofascist Janeane Garafalo in a recurring role. Rick Moran, for one, is very upset.

More because he realized his tits were bigger than hers.

we call it “cereal-box French.” 🙂

How I learned all the Spanish I know.

Baise-moi.
I wouldn’t advise saying it to francophones.

Drop your panties, Sir William; I cannot wait ’til lunchtime!

How true. Still influential inside my brain to this day.

Same here, M. Never had advertising, as I recall (don’t know if the present-day version does or not).

Hey, Dok, I gave you a different suggestion to try. That one results in fun too.

(don’t know if the present-day version does or not)

Sadly, yes.

c. a. I was thumbing through it at the library a few wks. ago, & I can’t remember any ads, although I wasn’t thinking about it. Certainly they were advert-free in the ’60s.

If you get right down to it, most of what I (& others to whom I’ve mentioned this) knew of the “adult world” during the earlier ’60s was filtered through Mad.

Ah, well. Figures. I’ve a mental pop-up blocker going as far as magazine ads.

Certainly they were advert-free in the ’60s.

And into the 80s as well, though things as mean as this were rare.

DC bought them and publishes the magazine now. I think they started taking ads in 2001.

This is probably what inflamed Osama Bin Laden to attack the World Trade Center.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mad_Magazine#Advertising

So it was February 2001. Thanks, RB.

“1/3 more free!”
Iraqis heard that a lot after the invasion when they were being reminded how grateful they should be.

So it was February 2001. Thanks, RB.

Technically the “seige” happened on January 20th, 2001.

Oh, I thought we were discussing the screenie in the post still. Carry on.

In fact, as a movie critic who sees most new releases […]

Oh, yeah, that was Schlussel, reviewing the “Friday the 13th” premiere.

About the update:

Who the hell watches 24? I cannot imagine a bigger waste of time.

Unless, of course, torture porn is what turns your crank…

Stupidest non-reality show teevee show EvAr!!!1!

Loved that Hogan’s Heroes parody.

To this day, I can’t figure out how a situation comedy about allied prisoners of war in a German prisoner of war camp!1!1!1! ever made it on TV, much less became as popular as it was. I mean, I remember watching it as a kid, but how did grown adults at the time – only 20 years after the end of WWII – think that was funny?

Where have you gone, Estes Kefauver?

made me laugh.

an energizing game changer if enough of us heed the call.
Pour me another Metaphor, barman — mixed but not shaken.

Everything I need to know I learned from Spy vs. Spy

I have to be one of the only kids I know who not only loved Mad Magazine, but whose dad also loved it.

Everything I need to know I learned from Spy vs. Spy Don Martin.

To this day, I can’t figure out how a situation comedy about allied prisoners of war in a German prisoner of war camp!1!1!1! ever made it on TV,

Like all good TV sitcoms, it wasn’t an orginal idea.

Directed and produced by Billy Wilder. Tells you all you need to know.

OT, I see that McCain is threatening to veto the spending bill.

So I thought I’d check out what kind of books this Klavan guy writes by clicking on the Amazon link over there. This kind:

Edgar-winner Klavan (True Crime) delivers a wickedly satiric thriller with political overtones. Jason Harrow was cynically immoral before he found God and became a conservative Midwestern family man. Now his former lover summons him back to New York City with the news that his teenage daughter (one he never knew about) is in trouble, mixed up with terrorists who are plotting a major atrocity. To save his daughter and thousands of others, Jason must confront the buried fear that he’s inherited his mother’s insanity and can’t control his own dark urges. As Jason’s insecurity intensifies, so does the novel’s nightmarish mood. Disgusted by the excesses of the liberal media, Jason discovers that he’s not just paranoid, he really is a persecuted outsider. The action builds to an explosive climax at the screening of a 3-D movie at a Manhattan theater.

Check out the blatant sockpuppet calling himself ObamaLuvr who gives it a glowing review despite wanting to hate it.

Thanks 4 link, Bubba. Patti Smith, huh? Commie a. & I not the only influenced. (One might even think this very site was …)

And I see that even though Kinney Parking/Warner/DC had their hands on it from the early ’60s, the ads didn’t start until the new millenium. Figures.

But did you see the box on the right? Says it’s going quarterly in April, w #500.

c. a., not actually that different from McHale’s Navy, w/ the happy cooking Japanese PW.

Jeez, this country hasn’t had a good service comedy since CPO Sharkey. No wonder the Islammies are winning.

Lawnguy:

Title of the first costumer review: Paranoid, or not paranoid enough?

Kinda says it all right there.

OT, I see that McCain is threatening to veto the spending bill.

While I don’t usually award things, PeeJ wins big!!

(Though he may just live in an alternative universe, & only has to forward the poop from there to here.)

“24” is more terrorism porn than torture porn. My main problem with it, though, is that the writing and acting are really, really bad. I mean, it’s an intriguing concept, trashy thriller novels in TV form, but it’s much more new Tom Clancy than old Tom Clancy, ifyaknowwhatImean.

But I can’t comment on the latest season.

The few times I’ve watched 24, I’ve found my nihilist little self rooting for stuff to blow up, & little else.

Ah, Debbie: There were so many disgusting, violent, morbid, grisly scenes and acts of killing, I had to start writing them down, lest I forget. And that’s in addition to the [numerous sex scenes she also noted down in eye-watering detail]. Yep, I have to agree that any film finding Debbie taking page after page of detailed notes in crabbed handwriting to peruse at her leisure later is definitely not one for the kids.

Debbie Schlussel is shocked, shocked to find out that movies are filled with sex and violence. Truly, a Church Lady for our time.

[…] and that’s in addition to the [numerous sex scenes she also noted down in eye-watering detail]. […][

Now that you mention it, she had quite a few details there, and remember, this is just the opening credits. One does wonder how many times she watched it, just to, you know, make sure she had it right.

This anime film contains unacceptable amounts of tentacle rape. But but…cartoons are for kids!

Heavens!!! What were my talking points again?!?!

Oh, there they are…a one-day increase in stock prices says nothing about the market’s confidence in the Obama Socialization of America program.

But but…cartoons are for kids!

Silly rabbit.

When did “Heavy Metal” come out – 25 years ago? More?

Eric Florack has spent 25 years discussing politics in online forums. He’s also a veteran of some 20 years of Broadcast (radio) experience and blogs at Bits Blog.

Oooooh. 25 yrs. of trolling. Impressed, am I.

Shorter: Please, we must stick w/ the base, because wretched bitter clingers & haters are only on the up-swing in America. Go away, pointy-headed elitists & your “real world.”

Took the “shorter” to make it amusing, but still.

Oh, there they are…a one-day increase in stock prices says nothing about the market’s confidence in the Obama Socialization of America program.

Nor about the Bush Depression, either.

Loved MAD Magazine. Then National Lampoon (for a while). Then SPY (for a while). Kids who grew up with MAD Magazine are the ones who developed that essential smartass sense of humor.

What this country needs now more than ever is a good old-fashioned smarty-pants magazine. Yeah yeah, these hep-cat online, fly-by-night, here-today-God-knows-where-or-what-tomorrow whippersnappers these days with their photoshop this and their clip-art that and their atrocious spelling and nonexistent fact-checking, bah! Get off my lawn and gimme a MAD for the (cranky, don’t-worry-I’ll-die-soon-enough Boomer) ages.

Oh, there they are…a one-day increase in stock prices says nothing about the market’s confidence in the Obama Socialization of America program.

Yes, and the fact that its cold in Buffalo today means that Global Warming is a myth!

Yes, and the fact that its cold in Buffalo today means that Global Warming is a myth!

I have it on very good authority that Buffalo is a myth.

a one-day increase in stock prices says nothing about the market’s confidence in the Obama Socialization of America program.

But a one day decrease means Obama = FAIL. Mighty conWEEnient that is.

Schlussel commenter:

(Comic books have) been very dark and frankly kind of disgusting for quite a long time.

Where are those wholesome comics of yesteryear? Where are those innocent childhood romps, like Ruby the Dyke Meets Weedman or Big Ass Comics? Where?

I left a present for Debbie. She can probably just follow her nose if she wants to claim it.

Where are those wholesome comics of yesteryear? Where are those innocent childhood romps, like Ruby the Dyke Meets Weedman or Big Ass Comics? Where?

Ah, memories…

http://zippythepinhead.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=ba1&Category_Code=ugcomix&Product_Count=1

Also, some free advice for conservatives..

http://www.zubeworld.com/crumbmuseum/tommyt.html

“Riddle: What’s a greater gift to humanity that plumbing?
A: Pete the Plumber!”

The Ruff Tuff Creampuff

OT, I see that McCain is threatening to veto the spending bill.

Heh. Between that, Limbaugh’s challenging Obama to a debate, and the release of the OLC dictatorship-enabling memos, it’s clear that Redoublechins have no idea how presidential politics or governing work.

Debbie Schlussel says:

Remember the morons I told you about who took their kids to see the latest “Friday the 13th,” last month? Well, they were back with their kids at a Monday Night screening of this horribly depraved, whacked out movie.

Remember the White single mother who told me her ten-year-old son could see it because “he knows it’s not real and he knows the difference between right and wrong”? Well, she was back with her ten-year-old, and they waited in line for at least two hours with their free pass to get in to this screening, I’m told. I saw them walking out at the end.

What’re the odds, huh, Debbie? Not even Thomas Friedman claims to take more than one ride with his imaginary taxi drivers!

The Ruff Tuff Creampuff

Definitely conservative. Didn’t Crumb do a comic about a bunch of Ruff Tuff Creampuffs staging a military coup of the U.S.?

Well, she was back with her ten-year-old, and they waited in line for at least two hours with their free pass to get in to this screening…

Holy shit! So she’s saying the kid can still tell the difference between reality and fantasy? She needs to make up her mind!

Didn’t Crumb do a comic about a bunch of Ruff Tuff Creampuffs staging a military coup of the U.S.?

Yeah, I’ve got that somewhere.

Didn’t Crumb do a comic about a bunch of Ruff Tuff Creampuffs staging a military coup of the U.S.?
Perhaps you are thinking of the 3rd page of the RTCP strip, where we see the RTCP’s dream of a world with him in charge… featuring a May-Day style rally, with like-minded citizens marching past the podium, all tooting their little horns (so to speak).

The coup had a bunch of RTCPs with tanks and stuff, a takeover of the White House and so on.

OK, says here that the Ruff Tuff Creampuff “appeared in two strips”, so I have learned something new today from the Intermesh.

The S,N! footnote was added *after* comments by actor212 and Rusty Shackleford.

#

Classic Actor212 said,

March 5, 2009 at 3:19

Article: “PS: Hmm, I had somehow assumed everyone would recognize 24’s CNB. ”

Actor212: “Errrrrr, I might be wrong, but isn’t “CNB” the mythical news channel on “24??”
#

Smut Clyde said,

March 5, 2009 at 3:28

The S,N! footnote was added *after* comments by actor212 and Rusty Shackleford.

Classic coward’s ploy and classic stupidity, though, “Classic”!

Yeah, I didn’t get a Futurama reference made w/in the last wk., & there was all this, “Well, I didn’t think I‘d have to explain the Futurama reference.” (OK, one such comment.)

Libs w/ your Hollywood cultural brain-wash. Have any of you ever talked to anyone, ever, anywhere, who wasn’t in one of your gated coastal enclaves? Have you? Huh? Answer me, damnit, or, or … I’ll call you a racist.

Also, to belabor the obvious, you said “assumed.” Tee hee.

Wingnuts keep asking how can liberals judge Flush, since we never listen to his show?

Well, I’ve never actually tasted dogshit either, but I’m fairly confident that it wouldn’t taste good.

Wingnuts question: “How do liberals know you don’t like Flush? You’ve never listened to his show?”

Correct response: “Well, I’ve never actually eaten dog poop either. But I’m fairly confident that it wouldn’t taste good.”

#

Classic Actor212 said,

March 5, 2009 at 3:19

Article: “PS: Hmm, I had somehow assumed everyone would recognize 24’s CNB. ”

Actor212: “Errrrrr, I might be wrong, but isn’t “CNB” the mythical news channel on “24??”

Dumbass.

Two Words for any liberal who thought George W. Bush or Sarah Palin was stupid:

Joe Biden.

Is it just me or is this the saddest, crappiest thread in the HISTORY of S,N?

Damn.

Talking Points Memo is actually funnier…

mikey

Is it just me or is this the saddest, crappiest thread in the HISTORY of S,N?

It’s just you minus the properly tuned killfile. Looks fine to me.

That Futurama reference was mine, which included a helpful asterisk identifying it as such. Someone else snarked that it was ridiculous to think the audience wouldn’t get it automatically.

I agree with mikey. Need more funny.

Looks fine to me.

Me too, with usual disclaimer re: my poor taste in music and everything else.

Joe Biden.

The coup had a bunch of RTCPs with tanks and stuff, a takeover of the White House and so on.

Right-wing paramilitary RTCPs march on Washington. The wussy president calls on the armed forces to defend the capital, but the military commanders are revealed to be RTCPs as well. All the Creampuffs unite and easily seize control, but they soon begin arguing over which macho, belligerent action to take next, turn on each other, and exterminate themselves. In the end, it’s the meek citizens who’ve survived and who are left with the task of cleaning up the mess.

M. Bouffant said,

March 5, 2009 at 3:34

Yeah, I didn’t get a Futurama reference made w/in the last wk., & there was all this, “Well, I didn’t think I‘d have to explain the Futurama reference.” (OK, one such comment.)

Libs w/ your Hollywood cultural brain-wash. Have any of you ever talked to anyone, ever, anywhere, who wasn’t in one of your gated coastal enclaves? Have you? Huh? Answer me, damnit, or, or … I’ll call you a racist.

I am offended by your disparagement of gay Ted coastal enclaves.

Yeah, I didn’t get a Futurama reference made w/in the last wk., & there was all this, “Well, I didn’t think I‘d have to explain the Futurama reference.”

There are those of us who haven’t watched a new TV series in nearly 20 years, and see maybe two or three new movies per year. I always assume that the folks who get the pop culture references are generally younger, and will eventually tire of it the same as I did.

Joe Biden

Right-wing paramilitary RTCPs march on Washington. […] In the end, it’s the meek citizens who’ve survived and who are left with the task of cleaning up the mess.

Yup, that’s it. In an issue of HUP, IIRC.

I personally think this was the nadir. The internecine blog-squabbling over the goddamn “Ramengate” thing was approximately 5,000 comments worth of suck.

Smut Clyde said,

“1/3 more free!”
Iraqis heard that a lot after the invasion when they were being reminded how grateful they should be.

So what’s “1/3 more free!” in Iraqish then, librul. Don’t know, do ya? Which proves Michael Moore is fat.

Sure, if by “nadir” you mean best thread evuh!

That was an awesome thread. t4toby took the goddamn 1000th comment, which I will never forgive him for ever.

If by best you mean aaaaargh

I personally think this was the nadir.

By voting for the nadir, you caused Bush to win.

I think you need to reread that whole thread. It was LOTS of fun.

FAIL FAIL FAIL!

I hope Obama FAILS!

If he fails, no conservative will ever vote for a DemocRAT ever again and no liberal will vote for a black man!

I still have my 1964 Alfred E. Newman For President campaign button, and he STILL is a better candidate than GW Bush! I call baloney on Schluss-lush seeing the same single mom at this week’s screening. Are they both part of KFAWN’s test audience of films that rock the tri-county metroplex!!! Answer the phone with “Lesbian Rape Scene” for the phrase that pays!

Not only does he have to shit in the middle of the dining room, he has to roll in it, too.

Remember the morons I told you about who took their kids to see the latest “Friday the 13th,” last month?

Somewhere, there’s a family sitting around the dinner table going, “Man, I saw that crazy woman again, she was at the theatre yesterday! Let’s stay away from her this time, she’s nuts.”

R.B., you’ve still got a chance to make the 3,000th comment.

Good point.

pathetic need to be stroked

Say, where did I put that mirror?

Of the nine comments on Le Monde’s coverage of the arrest warrant for the president of Sudan, two wondered when Bush was going to be arrested. And Le Monde is France’s conservative paper.

I like to shit into the feet of my Dr. Denton’s and parade around the house singing the songs from “Wicked”.

I definitely agree that SN is being targeted by tag teams of trolls. And just like wrestling, the trolls are faking it too.

I’m not faking it. I’m genuinely creepy.

Ha Ha!

The trolls need better costumes.

FAIL FAIL FAIL!

I hope Obama FAILS!

If he fails, no conservative will ever vote for a DemocRAT ever again and no liberal will vote for a black man, and Socialism will be disproven once and for all!

FAIL FAIL FAIL!

I hope Obama FAILS!

If he fails, no conservative will ever vote for a DemocRAT ever again and no liberal will vote for a black man, and Socialism will be disproven once and for all!

FAIL baby, FAIL!

FAIL baby, FAIL!

FAIL baby, FAIL!

FAIL baby, FAIL!

By voting for the nadir
Not my favourite Peter Hammill album, but —
Oh. I see.

New comments on months or years-old threads are like the ultimate Easter eggs. I still occasionally check TBogg’s old site just to see what, if anything, has been added to his final thread.

FAIL MUTHA FUCKAH FAIL MOTHA FUCKAH FAIL FOOL!

I’m gonna FAIL at being President.

I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I can deal with Troofy coming into the room, dropping trou, and shitting everywhere, but I swear….nobody ever slam Zombie Thread.

Also, I thought Iris got Comment #1000.

Latest troll (or parody troll) is failing epically.

tigrismus said,

March 5, 2009 at 4:45

The trolls need better costumes.

tigrismus, you can dress them up any way you want, but in the end, poop is poop.

I’m going to FAIL FAIL FAIL at being President, libs.

Srssly, you can BOOKMARK it!

Read this back after election day 2012. I dare you.

I really fucking dare you to bookmark the above and copy/paste it after Election Day 2012. I bet you don’t have the courage to do it, libs.

We’re all going to wonder how the troll was able to call this…

I’m going to be President from 2013-2021.

“Republican To Be Named”? You mean the poor loser hasn’t been born yet?

I will crush BHO in 2012. Watch me, liberals.

I will crush HBO in 2012. Watch me, liberals.

the ultimate Easter egg
Possibly the least popular performer in WWF history.

Not my favourite Peter Hammill album, but –

I still have ALL my VDG vinyl, about 10 albums worth. Probably the most “arty” band ever. They made King Crimson look like the Ramones.

Isn’t pointless annoying nym changing just to dodge killfile one of the bannable offenses?

I agree with the targeting. Nothing annoys small minded piss-minded assholes like people enjoying themselves, so they go out of their way to disrupt and distract.

Sometimes, I see where mikey gets bitchy about it.

I will be vetting all the Republican presidential candidates for the 2012 race.

The primary qualification will be how well they polish my knob. In the case of a woman, it will be how well she polishes my shoes.

Poop in a flash costume would be at least as watchable as wrasslin. Maybe we could have backstory on the various poops and their motivations, their rivalries, their fecal feuds, as it were, and girl poops could walk around in bathing suits and carrying number placards for each round. And then the winner could get a big poopy belt.

Isn’t pointless annoying nym changing just to dodge killfile one of the bannable offenses?

If it isn’t, it should be.

Actually Rush is a bit full of himself these days. We do the vetting for all Republican candidates. Our primary, in fact only, qualification is how much money they will steal from the taxpayers and give to us.

Isn’t pointless annoying nym changing just to dodge killfile one of the bannable offenses?

Apparently not.

“Republican To Be Named”?
JanusNode may be able to help there.

“Our primary, in fact only, qualification is how much money they will steal from the taxpayers and give to us.”

HEY! That’s ours!

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
March 5, 2009 at 4:44

Ha Ha!

That is funny. Pretty much sums up the Goofy Ass Party’s approach to governing & life. Bitch, whine, moan, complain & then give in to something good you need & want.

especially your pathetic need to be stroked by these hard man -worshipping

One of our B-1 bombers is the same cost as welfare for tens of thousands of people for years.

And we know why Republicans love us so much, and hate welfare so much. We kill brown people, which is probably one of the highest loves of Republicans. We’re especially good at killing innocent women and children.

But welfare payments actually aid Americans who are in trouble or need help, and that is something Republicans HATE almost as much as they hate obeying laws.

Whose turn will it be in 2012? Don’t all you douchebag trolls know that the Repugnacan nominee has to wait his turn in line to be the next decrepit sacrifice against Obama?

Good Sawyer-centric episode of “Lost”.

Okay, fine.

I hereby renounce, castigate, disavow, etc. my previous statements expressing my distaste for the “zombie thread”.

Whose turn will it be in 2012?

Yeah, who will the Establishment Candidate be? McCain was clearly it last time, but bedam if I know who’s up next. Is there one?

On “24” last night, why didn’t Bauer just break the teevee monitor rather than let the president out of the safe room?

You liberals can bookmark this if you dare. In fact I insist.

I am looking foward to the Republican landslide in 2010, when in the same spirit of the 1994 Contract with America, the Republican Party takes control of Congress and enacts the conservative agenda Patriotic Americans have been waiting for.

I am looking foward to election day 2012, when Bobby Jindal or a Republican equally as conservative defeats Zero in a landslide.

Go ahead, bookmark this libs. I DARE YOU!

We NEED that money Democrat Party! GIVE US MONEEEEEEEEEEY!

GIMME GIMME GIMEEEE! MMM BAILOUT BUFFET!

YUM!

THANX TAXPAYERS!

Yeah, who will the Establishment Candidate be? McCain was clearly it last time, but bedam if I know who’s up next. Is there one?

By the time 2012 rolls around, Palin and Jindal are going to look like the stodgy establishment candidates compared to whatever wackaloon bursts onto the national scene by saying something profoundly retarded. Romney, Giuliani, Thompson, Huckabee et al are already consigned to the dustbin of irrelevancy.

Your taxpayer dollars at WORK!

Harry?
Harry?
Where do you go when the lights go out?

Newt’s the oldest of the possibles. So he should be next. He’ll be almost seventy, & he’s been married three times. That’s the two big qualifications. Really, you only have to have been married twice. (Dole & McCain.) Although it helps if you’ve had an affair w/ your wife-to-be while you’re still married to #1. Or #2. Or both.

I’m the next Governor of New York state.

Limbaugh/Joe the Plumber 2012!!111onehundred!!

Just remember one thing liberals, in case you have forgotten. It is we, the conservative base who control the Republican Party. Even though the DC Republican elites would like to think they can against conservative orthodoxy with immunity, they can’t.

We are not there servants. Quite the contrary, they our are servants. We out number them, and its about time they realized who is in charge. If they don’t, then primary season is just around the corner, and it looks like the “Big Tent” may need a clean up.

Yeah, who will the Establishment Candidate be? … Is there one?

I hear the RNC has hired the disembodied spirit of Papa Doc Duvalier to reanimate the mouldering corpse of Warren G. Harding.

Newt’s the oldest of the possibles. So he should be next.

That makes sense. Plus he has Name Recognition™. If people know your name, it doesn’t matter if they know it because you’re the WATB who shut down the government and became hated by his own party because of his world-dwarfing ego.

Maybe Jeb Bush is all they got.

Ooh, I know! Alan Keyes!

Hey Xecky; I think it is Romney. The Repub-estab has to put up someone, especially someone that doesn’t have high negatives (as Palin does). Since a campaign is a two year experience, they have to field someone and spend a hundred million dollars in the hope O screws up.

Hey Xecky; I think it is Romney.

That wouldn’t surprise me either, but it sucks for them. They were going to win Utah anyway, and he’ll scare off the Christopaths.

Newt’s been in the (self-generated) news lately.

We were given away to rich people by the Republicans from 2001 to 2008. Now nobody has any money except Republican Fatcat Criminals who got all the taxcuts.

Now you know why Republican Fatcats had the SCOTUS select Chimpo to be the President figurehead in 2000.

Also here (The weasel at TNR couldn’t be bothered to link to/mention it) but I could barely get the previous link in befo

Although it helps if you’ve had an affair w/ your wife-to-be while you’re still married to #1. Or #2.

Newt qualifies in this respect.

Seige goes in the e-mail feild.

Ate the sinner, ove the sin.
Er.
Ate minutes over Tokyo?
I could’ve had a V-Ate?
Ah, bollocks.

Punctuation-troll is in need of a large warm Haldol enema &/or a hugbox.
Must be a right bitch to type with that much flop-sweat going on.

SERIOUSLY, On “24? last night, why didn’t Bauer just break the teevee monitor rather than let the president out of the safe room?

why didn’t Bauer just break the teevee monitor rather than let the president out of the safe room?

Wait – why didn’t Bauer torture the monitor instead of the safe room?

I don’t understand.

If he fails, no conservative will ever vote for a DemocRAT ever again

Oh merciful heavens, whatever will we do????

Maybe it was a deliberate typo for realism. (You couldn’t expect a FOX News employee to be able to spell, could you?) That must’ve passed before a few pairs of MK I eyeballs before whatever passes for final cut, or ultimate digital assembly these days.

“Maybe Jeb Bush is all they got.”

The rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated.

I’m already telling BHO to go to hell!

http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/americas/03/04/venezuela.cargill/index.html

He’s a pussy!

“Republican To Be Named”?
JanusNode may be able to help there.

Sergeant First Class Keel-Rural the Filefish
Cretamed Region
Fredric Rokbougcoojcit the School Superintendent
Rajceola Geggiyjo the Infantile Notary
Patriarch Shiloh the Green Swordtail
Mellissa Quoxnaymuplib the Manicurist
Shapofaythweplji Jo the Cryptographer
Qufzouqumayjyime Ermine the Pacific Hake
Imogene Ric the Coachman
Rangeland Kelle the Particular X-ray Technician
Countess Son-Confinements
Gechsimon Prelate-Macedonian the Green Crab
Boucido Pray Checklist-Offsets the Striped Electric Catfish
Vice President Ngocboug Kihkabe the Creepy Trevally
Vice President Sandie-Devorah Flight-Projection
Channorris Pleexxagroo the Beautiful Game Designer
Freeman Rueben the Ugliest Biomedical Scientist
Ensign Eli-Theda Emergence the Social Worker
Grandpa Tishtesuzxo the Uncomfortable Governor
Solalundum Stephaine
Breakthroughes Gamely the Father Singer
Fetches Quoyqugizo
Great Grandma Valxiomara Noroozepleex the Saxophonist

Grandpa Tishtesuzxo the Uncomfortable Governor

I swear the last name here should be Thompson. I miss you Tommy!

He’s a pussy!

Yes, Comrade. Today I just told him to fuck off on Iran! He is a little wuss.

Pleexxagroo/Romney 2012!

She’s hot!

You couldn’t expect a FOX News employee to be able to spell, could you?

True, they spelled Mark Foley’s party “Depublican” and then abbreviated it.

#

I swear the last name here should be Thompson. I miss you Tommy!

well, speaking from wisconsin, Tommy didn’t leave soon enough.

But I ALWAYS like to watch his presidential runs.

Thanks, libs. I can push the USA around now like my bitch.

The Yankees, like their President, are weak!

http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/americas/03/04/venezuela.cargill/index.html

But I ALWAYS like to watch his presidential runs.

Heck, I was practically subsisting on a diet of white rice and Kaopectate and I still suffered constantly from the presidential runs.

You can always tell the real Lord Harry by his poor spelling and English usage. Fake Lords Harry just can’t make themselves write so badly. Goes against Sadly, No grain.

Vote Ngocboug ‘012! He/she/them will provide more bleem for the middle class!

Xecky: nooo, Jack Bauer is in the safe room with POTUS, and she’s spazzing out ‘cuz Jouma has FDOTUS (First Daughter bla bla bla). Jouma (Candyman) is threatening FDOTUS with an ordinary knife (instead of a cool hook or motorized gardening tool) and Bauer goes and….humpf…opens the door to the safe room, like he was some kind of woosy. Why doesn’t Bauer get on the intercom and say “Hey Jouma, you think you’re baddass? I’m Jack Bauer and I sawed a guy’s head off just to get an introduction! I’m breaking the monitor now.” Crash! And then he swallows the door key.

Goes against Sadly, No grain.

Sadly, No grain is high in fiber and makes an excellent breakfast cereal.

Mr. Zombie President, I welcome your eating my straight line….

Sorry, can’t chat. Just pooped in to say I’m taking the easy way out tonight.

Steak au poivre
twice baked spuddies
steamed brocco mit lemon and parm

NO FUCKING PIE!!!!!!!

Princess Imam Mourn’s Scallion Pesto

All you do is get religious squeaker and put butter and cinnamon on top of it before pestoing it. That – putting those seasonings on top – is the secret. French the meat, then put it on top of some European eel egg. Put scallion (at all grocery stores, make sure to get this dark scallion too) over top of it. Put it in the microwave for 90 seconds. You can add to it whatever you want. Some people put a layer of mature Gouda on it and just eat it like that. I chop up banana, water and process cheese and put them on top, as well as snipefish liver. WARNING: You will never be able to order squeaker at a restaurant or bar ever again, as they simply won’t measure up to the ones you can make at home.

No pie-fucking around here Peej, please….

The trolls have made enough of a mess.

French the meat,

Only if you’re both consenting adults….

the Striped Electric Catfish

There were at least eight regional/local bands in N. America w/ this very name between 1966 & 1969.

I’ve heard that fvcking pie is the best.

Besides, I would never eat bar squeaker.

quos deus vulte perdere est quod prius dementat

That is all.

Guten nacht.

“Hugo Chavez”:

Thanks, libs. I can push the USA around now like my bitch.

The Yankees, like their President, are weak!

Hey Hugo! Didn’t you hear? Obama is a socialist just like you! Try to keep up.

Huh? What do you mean he’s not a socialist? I have it on excellent authority that Obama IS TOO a socially social socialist of the most socialistical kind. The leader of the Republican Party in the USA says so, so it’s gotta be true!

(Anyway, Hugo, since you’ve been talking the same trash to Bush over the last eight years, I guess that means that Yankee Bush was weak too.)

We’re having sickened chicken with spam sauce – easy on the lard. Dessert is a glass of chilled Mutton Du Rothchilde

Shapofaythweplji Jo the Cryptographer
Well you know whom I’m voting for.

quos deus vulte perdere est quod prius dementat
And I thought it was the other way around.

“Hmm, I had somehow assumed everyone would recognize 24’s CNB.”

Someone actually watches that shit?

Watching ’24’ IS torture, so by watching it you must also support torture!

Why do you support torture by watching ’24’?

Fuck. Look away for a moment and you miss a PENIS party and props for Zombie Thread.

DN, it was much worse than that. Iris got comment 1337.

Someone actually watches that shit?

“Not I,” said the pig.

“Not I,” said the horse.

“Not I,” said the cow.

“Not I,” said the dog.

“Then I shall watch it all by myself,” said the little red hen.

It is we, the conservative base who control the Republican Party.

Which is why a staggering 11% of Republicans identify Rush as a responsible spokesperson for the party.

OK, now I understand about Xecky’s nym.

BTW, “Reuben” is misspelled. Otherwise, fantastic.

One of the source lists for the names was a government document of first names given during a particular year: all misspellings verbatim.