I always liked the girl from DeeeLite, and now you have to go and ruin it for me!!

Somebody get Bootsy Collins in here quick to set the record straight that these women are not the same!!!

Well, uh, glory be!

Lady Miss Kier!!!!!

How dare you compare our fair Michelle to Lady Miss Keir, that liberal trash product of miscegnation couplings global!

Bootsy!

I’ve got a soft spot for bands that work a “Horton Hears a Who” reference into their material.

Yeah, but what I want to know is does Michelle’s lover have a trampoline?

Bootsy’s not too upset. But he does have a warning for you.

Seems like anytime someone makes a big ol’ funny on the Internet, someone inevitably leaves a comment that says “You owe me a new keyboard!!!11!111!!!” But now that I’ve read this post, you owe me a new pair of pants. 34 waist, 32 length. Don’t worry, not picky about the color.

“I’ve got a soft spot for bands that work a ‘Horton Hears a Who’ reference into their material.”

That’s called a fontanelle.

Uh, when are you guys gonna upload the video version. Because, er, a friend of mine really wants to see it. Yeah.

So I thought I’d give that little exercise a try with Big Dick Cheney. He’s got a pretty ass-ymetrical face, and I figured it’d be amusing. Well, so far, I’ve uninstalled all my image viewing/manipulation software, and am considering reformatting, in case there’s some temp file with it in there. I’ve gone through two bottles of visine, trying to stop the burn in my eyes. I may not sleep for some time. Hold me.

Guliani!