Shorter Kathryn Jean Lopez
Posted on February 28th, 2009 by Tintin
- Jindal’s speech was better than it sounded, which gives him a long, bright political future. And who gives a fuck that he made up the Katrina story? I don’t, so I won’t even mention it.
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Mad skillz! In the middle of her Tiger Beat letter to Bobby, she manages to work in a luv U 4eva to Mittens. Two-timing while appearing to be committed…oh wait, maybe she has been committed…
America needs a brilliant, hardworking exorcist in the White House.
That lotion looks like it’ll give you the best rash you ever had!
Yep – it took me all of 20 minutes on Les Intrewebz to find out that little Bobby pulled the Katrina anecdote out of his cocoa ass … it just sounded way too made-for-TeeVee, & it was.
Ironically enough, I fear a big chunk of his “Misundereducated — & Proud Of It!” base may actually think all the more of him for the lie: they’ve been spoonfed bullshit for so long now that they consider it to be an essential vitamin & will thus be prone to praise his “moxie” in shovelling it at them live nation-wide on their goggle-boxes.
Neocon hokum-pimps repackaging it as “telling a deeper truth” in 3 … 2 …
Is Jindal a swindle? Sadly, Yes.
Oh, this is comedy gold!!
Jindal…looked uncomfortable……probably frustrated at the inadequacy of….. the relatively modest confines of the governor’s mansion…..he was most likely also annoyed that he didn’t have the time to rebut the president’s arguments point by point.
Yeah, that’s what they need in a candidate. A guy who looks uncomfortable, who gets frustrated that he’s only got a mansion, and gets annoyed they don’t let him drone on forever rebutting every point like a policy wonk.
I wish them luck with that!
Like Jindal facing an unfair playing field after the president’s speech,
This is the new talking point.. It’s “unfair” that Obama’s so good.
The fact that the neocons believed Jindal’s lie just proves how much truth he was telling out of his crypto-Hindoo mouth.
Neocon hokum-pimps repackaging it as “telling a deeper truth” in 3 … 2 …
Reagan made shit up all the time and they’re still skull-fucking him.
I remember people screaming when tracking devices started being put into cars. They complained their privacy was being taken away, that the federal government was taking too much of our freedoms.
So what did Americans do? They voted for a president who not only is taking freedoms but leading the nation toward socialism.
President Obama seems to want to take over banks. He’d know how much money we have, how much we spend, how many credit cards we have and whether we’re rich or poor.
He seems to want to socialize medicine. We’d have to see only the doctors the government would want us to see, no matter what condition we’re in and no matter what we need to live. And if we’re just too old, we’ll be allowed to die.
The U.S. should have learned lessons from Europe.
I know one person who has been waiting for a new hip for more than two years. I know someone else who had pneumonia and needed medicine but had to wait four months to see a doctor. Is that what we want?
Rep. Nancy Pelosi and the Democratic Party ruined the housing industry with the Fair Housing Act. She forced banks to loan money to people who could not afford anything. The loans were made. Foreclosures followed.
Since the Democrats have been in for two years, our country has gone to hell. Look at the stock market.
And don’t blame President Bush. He got the problems from President Clinton. Bush had unemployment down to 3 percent. Look it up!
Or, to put it more succinctly, all that talk about trains and volcanoes made me strangely wet.
Corrected for accuracy.
Yeah! All that fancy-schmancy using correct words and putting them in the right order and knowing what they mean and stuff! Stupid entranced Demoncrats! and Americans, too!
Fixed
Also fixed.
Big o’ pile of wretched stupid as usual from a big o’ pile of stupid wretchedness. Time for a nap.
I gotta admit, ignorant sluttiness does have a certain appeal…
But it was. Everyone I know was very, very pleased with both Jindal and the speech.
Are Americans finally about to go Galt?
Let me try that again:
go Galt?
Sales of me have gone through the rood since Obama’s election.
http://hnn.us/roundup/comments/64107.html
Funny troll is funny.
“President Obama seems to want to take over banks. He’d know how much money we have, how much we spend, how many credit cards we have and whether we’re rich or poor.”
Dude, it’s called a W2. Ever filled out a 1040?
“We’d have to see only the doctors the government would want us to see, no matter what condition we’re in and no matter what we need to live.”
So, nothing would change from the current HMO bureaucracy?
“And don’t blame President Bush. He got the problems from President Clinton. Bush had unemployment down to 3 percent. Look it up!”
So if everything is still Clinton’s fault 8 years later, now everything is Obama’s fault after less then two months. Thanks. Knowing is half the battle.
Okay, I will look it up.
http://www.thinkandask.com/news/jobs.html
http://www.bls.gov/news.release/pdf/empsit.pdf
http://www.macroworldinvestor.com/m/m.w?lp=grp&Page=3&cntry=GPUS®id=291
Huh. Not seeing 3% anywhere…
Kathryn Jean in heat is one most disturbing spectacles I can imagine, but there she is with the hormones running on all eight cylinders. All I can say is, “Stand by your man!”
Obama will put this country in government bondage for generations to come.
John Galt: please go yourself
Obama’s Presidency will go down the toilet the minute he tries ram amnesty for illegals down our throats. He should make a call to one George W. Bush in Dallas, TX if he doesn’t believe me.
I’m sure Jindal is thrilled that K-Lo is standing being him…
Because if she stood in front of him he’d be totally hidden.
Wingnuts slamming Bush. It’s the new black not-white.
They really do eat their own, don’t they? And here we thought liberals were the best at circular firing squads…
the relatively modest confines of the governor’s mansion
A relatively modest mansion. That’s beautiful.
Happy Saturday, Sadly, No!sians. I’m having a little merlot and making some homemade 4-onion soup, peppercorn-encrusted ribeyes, classic baked potatoes and grilled asparagus. No trolls are gonna get me down today. Thank you for being an anchor of humor in the middle of a storm of shit.
Bush sold himself out to the corporatist/globalist agenda a long time ago.
Blargh.
Mmm, yes. An exorcist from the most politically corrupt State in the country. Run that feller.
I would think an exorcist would have better oratory skills, though. I mean, if you’re going up against the Devil…
OT, and probably belongs in the last thread, but after 750-odd posts I think it deserves a rest, first DeLay, and now Santorum says he hopes Obama will fail. So, Ricky, let me just get this clear, you actually want to see the banks go tits up, the housing market crash completely, many or most American businesses fail, double or triple the current unemployment, starvation, disease and homelessness at unprecedented levels, soup lines, despair, violence, and crime all visited on the American people because you’re butthurt that said American people finally saw your policies for what they are and voted your asses out? Or perhaps I should just say, you hope that Republican policies would finish the job they started?
Just checking.
WooHoo! Santorum/Jindal ’12
Party at Jacob’s house!
Hey, I got extra. Come on down to Flowery Branch, GA.!
Like a song, a speech cannot be better than it sounds.
You know who is hurt most by illegal immigration?
Blacks and poor whites, the people the Democrat Party claims to care most about.
Joe Max,
Yeah, now that Bush is generally seen as a complete failure, they want to try to hang him around someone else’s neck. Anyone else. Preferably Democrats, which is, of course, absurd on its face, but that hasn’t ever been a problem before for those people.
In the “you have to be fucking kidding me” column, more fun with CPAC.
Bobby Jindal is a fiend for wonky detail.
making some homemade 4-onion soup, peppercorn-encrusted ribeyes, classic baked potatoes and grilled asparagus
I’m drinking Diet Dr. Pepper and eating chocolate eggs, yet I still refuse to let the troll get to me.
Don’t judge me dammit.
Lopez:
A happy participant in yesterday’s DC tea bag party:
Step aside, Jonathan Krohn. Igor is the new face of the GOP.
The sales spike of Rand’s book is worrisome. After all, we all remember how last summer, when Jerome Corsi’s anti-Obama book was far outselling anti-McCain books presaged the stunning electoral defeat of Mr. Obama by McCain.
Momentary book sales are a well known accurate predictor of social trends!
What!? No Bearnaise?
Mr. SInger should be ashamed of himself.
I’m struggling mightily to hold down an anti-nausea pill, yet I too refuse to let the troll get to me.
“Stupid entranced Demoncrats!”
ANOTHER great band name. Keep the exclamation point, too.
K-Lo wants here some steamy hot cafe au lait candy stick to exorcise her personal demons.
K-Lo desperately wants her some steaming hot cafe-au-lait candy stick to exorcise her personal demons.
who is …. leading the nation toward socialism
You say that like it is a bad thing. Can hardly be any worse than the diseased clusterfuck we currently have. Unfortunately you are not even remotely close to right about that.
I like how the GOP’s idea of a policy wonk is a guy who can’t imagine why anyone would want to monitor volcanoes. Why would anyone possibly want to know if a metric gazillion tons of molten rock and toxic gas is about to spew forth in the middle of a populated area?
Crazy liberals!
J– :
I don’t want the wingnuts to approve of singing – I’m a singer and I approve mightily of it.
Perhaps they should learn the wingnut national anthem – “Tomorrow Belongs to Me”, from Cabaret.
I had ‘mexican pizzas’ for lunch – crisp up some whole-wheat tortillas in the oven, grate melty mild cheese on the crisped tortilla, put on fresh sliced mushrooms, back in the oven for melting cheese and cooking shrooms a bit. Then dot with avocado and pico de gallo – mmmmm.
No, Jindal isn’t a dirty liar. He’s a clean little fibber. That’s not why he’s a joke.
He’s a joke because his “solution” to the most massive, crushing economic crisis of the past 80 years is the same tired old GOP hypno-zombie mantra of ‘cut taxes’ and ‘small business’ and ‘incentives.’
After yelling “Socialism” and hoping everyone thinks it means “communism,” why don’t these idiot trolls and indignant “patriots” offer their solution? There’s just one prerequisite: it can’t include elements that caused the problem in the first place.
There’s a sucker born every minute, and sooner or later they end up voting Republican.
Atlas Shrugged Part 2:
One Hour Later
What in the world is Troofie on about now?
OK, let’s see the link to WorldNutDaily or Clownhall where they expose the “sham”.
We all know that none of the schools in red state uh-merrika are aging, dilapidated wrecks. It’s a dirty, lyin’ sham, I tells ya…
One of Obama’s central themes in his address was based on a total sham, and yet liberals are up in arms because Jindal didn’t personally rescue hurricane victims? Pathetic.
And once again, the mighty man of straw has been vanquished.
Also, I really can’t imagine how Jindal would ever have won the Republican nomination. Louisiana has a open primary system which means that the crazy GOP base is not really in charge of who wins. In 2008 the GOP base rejected a tall, handsome rich white man with perfect hair, no scandals and solid wingnut rhetoric all because he is a mormon.
What chance does a brown papist have?
Perhaps now that liberals are laughing at him they’ll pick him just to spite us. Hatred of liberals overrides all else, but we laugh at Palin too so they’ll really be torn.
HAH! That Jindal feller ain’t go nuttin on me.
ONE time I buzzed drowning and dying Hurricane victims with a 747.
NOW that’s rolling up your sleeves and lending a hand!!
Obama is a sham? No kidding. So is 95% of our federal government, selling out America everyday to globalism.
“Like a song, a speech cannot be better than it sounds.”
Yes, the first thing I thought of when I read that was Mark Twain’s satirical “defense” of Wagner’s music:”It’s actually better than it sounds.”
Singing is inherently conservative. No one can sing the notes for you, as you have to do it yourself. It is a matter of personal responsibility.
“Jindal’s Potion” = spunk?
I just grossed myself out.
Oh, I see, the “political theater” is that Obama is trying to help a dirt poor school in a state that didn’t vote for him. Dastardly!
The Moonie times coined the phrase our troll is using. Somehow Jindal fabricating an event is just as bad as Obama pointing at a real school in trouble and deciding to have his administration help.
Wingnuts must suck at math, because 2+2 != 5 even for really large values of 2.
Well, theres that time I saved the family from their car. Flat tires can kill
Then theres that time I kept that building from collapsing. A crack in the sidewalk is clear warning.
I also have save thousands of childrens’ lives. Trash in the park is the number one killer of children under age 15.
So what if Jindal only helped a Sheriff solve a problem in a speech years after teh events actually took place?
Never before has a Republican demonstrated such honesty about his bravery…
I know one person who has been waiting for a new hip for more than two years.
Suggestion for future photoshopping: rather than hex potion, make it a bottle of wankin’ lotion. “Squeeze them devils out!”
Diet Dr Pepper? Gahh! What next, “diet” bourbon? You mock our Southern Heritage, sir or madam!! Defend yourself!
Cuppa coffee & a creme-filled chocolate-covered dough-nut here. You dare not judge me.
Funniest part of K-Lo’s column
Possible ad model for K-Lo’s columns.
Poor t
intinroofy. Littlecowardloser that he is, he can’t resistmessing with my poststrolling blogs.Phyxed.
One of Obama’s central themes in his address was based on a total sham, and yet liberals are up in arms because Jindal didn’t personally rescue hurricane victims? Pathetic.
Um, I daren’t speak for the liberals up in here, but… I’m too busy ROFLMAOing at Jindal’s delivery to be up in arms about him. Jus’ sayin’.
What about MC Hawking?
“This ought to be good” is the new “The fact is.”
This ought to be good.
You use that a lot and it’s very obvious you don’t know what it means.
But on the eve of Mardi Gras, Jindal saw his remarks savaged by critics.
Actually, it wasn’t the “eve” of Mardi Gras–it was Mardi Gras, the biggest celebration of the year in Noew Orleans. You mean to tell me the Governor of Louisiana didn’t have anything better scheduled for that big night? No parades to grand-mashall, no parties, no cotillions, no events at all? Kind of sad, really, that such an illustrious personage was apparently alone in his gracious ante-bellum mansion on such an occasion.
Also, “Mardi Gras” is itself the “eve” of the season of Lent, when good Catholics like Jindall are supposed to observe a time of fasting, deprivation, prayer and reflection, beginning on Ash Wednesday. So how did the Governor observe the beginning of the dour lenten season? Why, he went to Disney World, apparently. I’m sure there was lots of time there for quiet reflection and repentence. Also.
“This ought to be good;” however it won’t be….
Fixed.
Not to feed the trolls or anything, but is anyone else completely bored with the conservates’ impotent rage and stupid little arguments? Seriously guys, do a little dance or something before I yawn myself to death.
I think my greatest moment was saving America from Terrorism by mindlessly cheering whatever George Bush decidered to do.
Well, he did say “Happy Mardi Gras” in his speech.
Has gotten a little boring recently, yeah.
Heck, even impotent rage would be amusing, but they can’t even get that up while they’re grasping at dweebs like Jindal.
What about MC Hawking?
The conservative drive to express oneself lyrically is strong in this one.
Now I’ll save America again in these neato camo speedos, and my Jr. Ranger Army boots.
Speaking of K-Lo & lotion (oh, maybe I’d better not continue …)
Inconceivable! I too refuse to believe that a mere child would write a letter to the Preznit in a desperate attempt to get some help for her school. Everyone I know could never find the time nor make the effort to abandon our basements and quit our anonymous bitching about how bad everything is and slinging blame at anyone and everyone we can. Also, she would know that my brave and industrious allies in the 101st Chairborne would post her address on the intertubes and rev up the troops for a vicious personal attack on her and her family.
Also, we don’t actually know how to write. With pens and pencils and shit on paper, whatever the fuck that is. Since the letter was clearly not cut and pasted, how *could* she have written it?
Also, the US Postal Service can’t deliver the mail so even if she had written and mailed it after begging a stamp from her teacher it WOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN DELIVERED.
Finally, the notion that the President of the YOU ESS AY!!! would actually give a shit with what’s happening to a bunch of darkies is absurd! ABSURD I TELLS YA!
It was pretty good for me, hope you enjoyed it too, shitbucket.
Blather, rinse, repeat….
“Reagan proved deficits don’t matter.”
“This ought to be good” is the new “The fact is.”
“This ought to be good” is the new “Prepare to be disappointed.” Frankly, I’ma gonna keep my pants on.
Now I’ll save America again in these neato camo speedos, and my Jr. Ranger Army boots.
This ought to be good.
Blart, rinse, repeat, until Male Pattern Baldness appears.
Fuckin’ zzz.
I finded a statistics what proves Obama is eleventy times more likely to do me in the ass than a white politicalistician. Thank you, Republican Jesus…
Ho hum. So this is what passes for Conservative thought. Picking on junior high-school kids. Bravo! I salute your political acumen!
“Male Pattern Blartness”
Or was that one used before?
The liberals are stuck in a sick personality cult. From hell, Stalin looks up in awe.
Considering in the election we had to put up with the likes of JTP and Failin’ Palin, I’ll just pass on the rightwing’s lecture about using people for political theater. Thanks.
PS: I noticed Ty’Sheoma Bethea is black. Who woulda thunk our new resident troll would take great interest in this “fraud?” Yeah, real surprise.
“From hell, Stalin looks up in awe.”
Reagan, however, scoffs and says “Hmph. I did that already. Monkey purple washing machine. Don’t spit! Got no room!” Then he and John Wayne make out.
I fucked Stalin in the ass.
“I fucked Stalin in the ass.”
No, you sold us out at Yalta.
Hmm? Was someone talking about me? I was jost admiring how Comrade James Dobson keeps his followers in lockstep.
Damn, if only I’d had a talk radio show…
No, Yalta was that lil’ green dude in Star Wars…
If the Authentic is talking about the clip here I have a couple thoughts:
1) There is no actual narration. There are voiceovers of people being interviewed.
2) It is a great demonstration of why education should be a federal matter. School children are literally walking through shit to get to class, and the State wants to leave it solely to local property taxes rather than help out.
But thanks for pointing it out. I can see why Obama wanted to help out.
Since the federal government has been involved in education, our schools have gone down the toilet.
This ought to be good.
Laugh it up, Lib! Someday soon you’ll wake to read about how defeated you’ve been.
Jindal has truly shown us HOW IT’S DONE~!
Years later and in a speech…
Oh and I think what has the Authentic so mad about the documentary is the DAMN TRIAL LAWYERS suing the state so poor children can learn to read.
George, the school Obama talked about was built in 1896. The Dept of Education was formed in 1979. Clearly the deficiency of that by then 85 year old school was all the Federal government’s fault! Damned feds messing with the Southern man’s ability to keep the nigras down.
Has education gotten better in the United States since 1979?
Don’t all talk at once now!
Little Bobby-ganoush
Meet George, another classic rightwing home-schooled asshole.
His PhD thesis consists of one knee jerk sentence.
Into the kill file he goes.
I’ve learned everything I need to know from the bible of Bobby Jindal so spending anymore on education of any kind would just be a waste.
1. Obama says a girl wrote him a letter about how bad her school was.
2. Video One: Documentary about how bad school is.
3. Video Two: Interview of girl who wrote letter
4. ???
5. Libtards u r so busted !!!!eleventy!!!!
Has education gotten better in the United States since 1979?
Many more Americans now believe the earth is 6000 years old and evolution is a communist plot, so no.
the toilet … ram … down our throats
Ellipses are our friend..
Yes, the rise of home-schooling by paranoid schizophrenics “protecting” their children from ideas (all of which are from liberal to commie fascist, we might note) has been a huge success.
Leave the poor boy alone…he was at the head of his class!
Whats it to you if parents chose to home school their kids? Mind your own damn business.
Since 1980 how many years has the Dept of Ed been run by Republican administrations versus Democratic ones?
This has been another edition of “government sucks when it is run by people who hate it”
The Bible and crayons were good enough for us and our Roddy turned out just fine.
Both your President and the Vice President went to private schools.
1. Obama says a girl wrote him a letter about how bad her school was.
2. Video One: Documentary about how bad school is.
3. Video Two: Interview of girl who wrote letter
4. Girl is clearly black black BLACK BLAAAACKITY BLAAAAAAAAACK
5. Libtards u r so busted !!!!eleventy!!!!
At least, that’s my insight into his thought process.
“Whats it to you…”
“What’s it to you…”
In my experience, home-schooled students generally have functional illiterates and/or sociopaths for teachers.
Don’t forget to tell them how I saved every child in our town when I torched the art supply store. After I choked on the Burnt Sienna, I saw the danger and I acted!
“In my experience, home-schooled students generally have functional illiterates and/or sociopaths for teachers.”
So what? Nobody is forcing you to be home schooled.
“Both your President and the Vice President went to private schools.”
But they were actual schools. I don’t think they had to drop everything in the middle of class to help deliver Teacher’s newest baby.
In my experience public schools force-feed PC multi-culti propaganda and other leftist mush.
Our brave little stormtrooper!
And Biden went to (GASP!) a CATHOLIC SCHOOL!
Well, the aforementioned functional illiterates / sociopaths usually do…
In my experience public schools force-feed PC multi-culti propaganda and other leftist mush.
Like ‘sharing’ and ‘compassion’…
Well, the aforementioned functional illiterates / sociopaths usually do…go to public schools run by leftist teacher’s unions.
FTFY.
I think it would be a great moment for the conservative movement to rise up en masse and go after a teen age girl who wrote a letter to the President. It would be a great moment not seen since the movement went after Graeme Frost. Won’t somebody protect America from the scourge of poor children asking “please sir, can I have some more?”
Um, yeah. He’s a (GASP!) ROMAN CATHOLIC!
Those of us who aren’t nativist prick trolls don’t generally have a problem with that.
Roddy, wasn’t it Raw Sienna before you torched the store? Meaning, if you choked on the Burnt Sienna the kids are still in danger! If not MORE danger!!! NOOOOO!!!!!
Wait, there’s an “NRO Weekend?” Clicking the link says “Yes!”
When the telebision networks use the word, it means Good Morning America “Weekend” is hosted by two or three clowns you don’t usually see during the week. When NRO uses it, it’s to pimp their editor, K. J. Low-Pay. Who merely posts her “syndicated” newspaper column. In which case (My mistake, but I was making it to prove a point, which is central to the top of my head) their use of “Weekend” is in line w/ standard usage, meaning second-string.
Ha ha. How’s Opus Dei working out for you, K-Jean? Who’d a thought cheap wine & communion crackers could ever bloat a person up like that?
Multi-culti: use of that word is another one of those bellweather words that tells you who you’re dealing with.
How about stuff like my own school district that has a department of “Multi-Culturalism” that teaches stuff like this:
http://www.bvbl.net/index.php/2009/02/06/do-we-cut-teachers-or-radical-educrats/
Disgusting.
[sniff, sniff]
[sprays entire canister of Troll-B-Gone™ into comment thread]
[confiscates bags of TrollChow from other commenters]
Do you see the waving of hands here? Think about it for a minute before you reply.
Why do you bother? It’s clear everyone here has made up their mind about your paranoid, delusional mental frailty, so would you expect anyone to take anything you say seriously at this point?
Roddy, wasn’t it Raw Sienna before you torched the store? Meaning, if you choked on the Burnt Sienna the kids are still in danger! If not MORE danger!!! NOOOOO!!!!!
You’re right! Maybe I should write another letter explaining the danger and fire that will happen if they don’t fix it!
At my public high school, we had a ‘Bible as Literature’ course. That actually had us (GASP!) read the Bible.
That’s right. If religious private schools do it, public schools do it better.
LET’S DO THE HAAAAND
WAAAVE
AGAAAAAIN
Again, I suggest you read this link:
http://www.bvbl.net/index.php/2009/02/06/do-we-cut-teachers-or-radical-educrats/
This is what happens when our public schools embrace “multiculturalism”.
Ah, but did you listen to the opening comments of the producer in the trailer? Listen carefully and you’ll get it – I hate to ruin the fun.
Why don’t you stop being a coward for once and make an accusation, sparky?
Ah, but did you listen to the opening comments of the producer in the trailer? Listen carefully and you’ll get it – I hate to ruin the fun.
You do realize that the author is describing a completely different school which he wrote about in a 1972 book, right?
Atlas Shrugged said,
Sales of me have gone through the rood since Obama’s election.
Oh noes, people are vandalising churches!
A Modest Proposal:
Next imaginary cyberspace entity who responds to party crashers should have its posting privileges suspended for a period of time.
Every time you knee-jerk a response, they “pwn” you, suckers. Wise up!
I, for one, am vandalizing churches. But why let little differences get in the way of important work?
Remember, men, only fire the Whittaker Chambers rounds when you can see the blown fuse on the side of the Randbot’s head!
What’s that Great Gazoogle?
Troll slime?
and
That’s pretty funny, coming from you Bouffant…
Want to see an example of hatred and racism in Manassas?
Here you go!
http://www.antibvbl.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/sign1.jpg
So George, banned and shamed everywhere else are ya?
Figures.
I’m open to correction by the German Grammar Police but I believe that toilet in German is Klo, not K Lo.
I dare you libs to go look at that racist sign. Tell me what you think of it.
Make your charge, coward and stop pissing down you leg.
How hard is it for some people to grasp the meaning of “I. DON’T. CARE.”?
Maybe I should write another letter explaining the danger and fire that will happen if they don’t fix it!
Make sure you include picture in the camo speedo and boots so they know you’re serious! Good luck, but do set the fire carefully and swiftly; the thought of mediocre stoking causing some poky bloke to choke on ochre smoke, or even croak, is quite provoking, and I’m not joking!
The producer is Bud Ferillo. The person talking is author Pat Conroy. He is describing his experience teaching at a different school in the early seventies. This is not the school that Ty’Sheoma Bethea attends in 2009 .
BTW, I’m still waiting for that photoshop of the teabaggers in party frocks. Don’t let me down, Sadly,No!
shorter troll: “Pay attention to me!”
Gee, how many more ways can we say insulting things about the editor of NRO?
The Teabaggers things is hilarious! I wonder why our little friend isn’t out there – didn’t get invited, maybe?
Want to see an example of hatred and racism
We’ve seen enough of you already.
Oh noes, people are vandalising churches!
Turnabout is fair play, yes?
Take a look:
http://www.antibvbl.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/sign1.jpg
George, prove that isn’t a link to a virus.
It isn’t a link to a virus. The Authentic clicked on it. Ask him.
Alright, look here: you want the troll(s) to really win? Start attacking each other for feeding the troll(s). I’ll admit it’s frustrated me in the past too, but it does seem that everyone is taking their turn at being a party to ruining threads along with the troll. I did it once, too. Bad day, &c., I’m sure everyone else has their reasons too. But look—I agree we should not feed the trolls and yes, there are people around here who are serial offenders, but Christ, if we start attacking each other over something like this (as opposed to, say, evo-psych) then we’ve definitely reached another stage towards death from Usenet Disease.
Speaking of liberals and their delusions, any of you listen to the opening 45 seconds of that trailer yet? This will be delicious.
That just got your coward ass kill-filed.
All you had to do is show just a bit of bravery and I would have abused you to your hearts content.
Kee-rist, now they’re citing one another. Solipsistic assholes.
Why don’t you tell us what he said.
I thought the point of this thread was to show how lobotomized K-Lo is by arguing the absurd idea that a speech can be better than it sounds.
Major /facepalm.
It doesn’t seem to be a dangerous link excepting that the historical facts stated on the sign make the whingers heads explode. They keep using that word racist but it does not mean what they think it means.
Illegals have no right to come to OUR COUNTRY and TRASH AMERICA with large signs. That sign is visible from both the highway and the Amtrak train.
Bob Somerby, is that you?
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George said,
February 28, 2009 at 23:02
I lick my ass!
AmeriKKKa’s Favorite Grumpy Grandpa types!!
Is there such a thing as well-guided hubris, Mr. Second-rate tee vee writer masquerading as a political pundit?
Illegal wars have no right to come to OUR COUNTRY and TRASH IRAQ with large bombs and armed forces. That clusterfuck is visible from both everywhere.
For everything there is a season, and a time for very purpose under heaven: a time to respond to trolls, and a time to beat them with a meat mallet, dredge them in milk and flour, fry them up and serve them with peppery gravy.
Should borders be abolished then, liberals? Should there be unlimited, unrestricted immigration with no border? That’s what the illegals are demanding.
Red herring.
Why should a Mexican illegal get to come here, BREAK OUR LAWS, then put up a giant sign trashing our country and calling for abolition of our borders? Huh?
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George said,
February 28, 2009 at 23:05
I lick my ass!
George said,
February 28, 2009 at 23:05
I lick my ass!
The Authentic said,
February 28, 2009 at 23:07
I lick my ass!
Uh huh huh huh huh huh.
Ass licker.
Huh huh huh huh huh huh huh.
No, you sold us out at Yalta
Franklin always gets all the credit. Harrumph.
Any liberal on here have the balls to admit they’re for the abolition of borders and removal of all immigration restrictions?
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George said,
February 28, 2009 at 23:08
I lick my ass!
I lick my my ass FROM THE INSIDE!
I thought the point of this thread was to show how lobotomized K-Lo is by arguing the absurd idea that a speech can be better than it sounds.
Shortly after Jindal gave the speech, Brit Hume said it “read a lot better than it sounded.” And you know, if you just read the transcript, you don’t get the Kenneth the Page vibe.
Zzzzzzzz
Trolls: We were discussing Jindall’s trainwreck of a “response” to Obama’s great speech, and K Lo’s pathetic praise of same.
Did you find Piyush convincing? Was his “dirty beaurcrat” anecdote plausible? Does the man anspire you as a future party/movement leader? If yes, defend.
Simba, I have to doubt that was a “long time poster” (here, anyway). And seriously, kids, enough already.
Come for the funny, not the aggro.
Here’s another good site on immigration:
http://24ahead.com
For any libs that are open to the truth.
I lick my ass!
*harumph*
I bid you, GOOD DAY.
It was the tie. That horrible red and white stripped tie.
That’s what killed the whole speech.
“Did you find Piyush convincing? Was his “dirty beaurcrat” anecdote plausible? Does the man anspire you as a future party/movement leader? If yes, defend.”
If Bobby “Anchor Baby” Jindal is nominated I for one will start a movement to draft Lou Dobbs.
George said,
February 28, 2009 at 23:10
I lick my ass!
Handy, the point of this thread was to bash Jindal because his speech implied he was actually rescuing hurricane victims rather than just participating in it indirectly.
That never was the focus until you showed up. Funny how your little nit became the “point” of the thread.
George said,
February 28, 2009 at 23:05
Ram … down our throats
George said,
February 28, 2009 at 23:05
Ram … down our throats
Let me dare people I don’t know to affirm beliefs they don’t have!
It was the LIE. That horrible red and white stripped LIE
FTFY
My god I just want to eat you up because you are so precious!!
Lesley said,
“Meet George, another classic rightwing home-schooled asshole.
His PhD thesis consists of one knee jerk sentence.
Into the kill file he goes.”
Seconded, along with the other POS troll.
Please don’t feed them. I enjoy SN! for the intelligent and witty conversations.
BTW Lesley, I’m glad things are going well for you.
It was the LIE. That horrible red and white stripped LIE
ooh, much better! Thanks!
Reading the transcript, you just get the “bullshit anecdotes made from whole cloth or distorted almost beyond recognition to prove a point that’s bogus in the first place” vibe.
Not that too many of Piyush’s fans will be wrapping their lips around the printed syllables of his speech, mind you.
Shortly after Jindal gave the speech, Brit Hume said it “read a lot better than it sounded.”
I saw that, too. The thing is, at least Fox sounded somewhat apologetic about the whole thing, like, “Damn, America. We failed. We have good ideas, honestly. We just picked the wrong guy to
presentread them to you.” Hume “got” it (to the extent that he could ever “get” anything), which is what makes K-Lo all the more laughable.David Brooks addressed why the substance of the speech sucked. On the delivery, well, from Fat Tuesday to Ash Wednesday Jindal the Governor became Kenneth the Page.
Tina Fey says thank you, GOP, twice.
Smut Clyde said,
February 28, 2009 at 23:12 (kill)
Man loves him some sheep, I’ll give him that.
“We were discussing Jindall’s trainwreck of a “response” to Obama’s great speech,”
Jindall’s speech left me flabbergasted. I saw no evidence of the brilliant political mind I was lead to believe he possessed. All I saw was an inept used car salesman. His every movement and voice inflection was forced and rang untrue. It was like maybe a not terribly bright sociopath trying to imitate how real humans think and feel, and failing miserably at it.
Any liberal on here have the balls to admit they’re for the abolition of borders and removal of all immigration restrictions?
That’s a Reason libertarian and big-business platform plank. “Liberals” are pro-union and don’t really like stuff like the H1 visa program, etc.
But we are also not for the mindless demonization of people. Immigrants built this country and those who labor here now deserve government services just like the rest of us.
But this is also tough when talking about expensive and overloaded services like education and health care. It is rightly said that no welfare state can survive long with open borders to the third world.
It is a complicated subject that pinheads like you fail to grasp, obviously.
Man loves him some sheep, I’ll give him that.
To the ramparts, citizens!
“But this is also tough when talking about expensive and overloaded services like education and health care. It is rightly said that no welfare state can survive long with open borders to the third world.”
So then why don’t you favor a wall and enforcement of laws against employing illegals?
The thing is, at least Fox sounded somewhat apologetic
So fucking funny watching them squirm and try to back & fill how bad that speech was.
Fair & Balanced, just like Pravda. Yet our friends on the right accuse the MSM of being in the tank. FFS.
It was like maybe a not terribly bright sociopath trying to imitate how real humans think and feel,…
Uhm, that’s what makes him one of the ‘Bright Stars’ of the Republican party.
So then why don’t you favor a wall and enforcement of laws against employing illegals?
I think employers who hire illegals should be fined, yes. That’s all that’s required to solve the illegal issue. Any other off-topic issues rattling around your excuse of a mind?
t was like maybe a
not terribly bright sociopathNexus 6 unit trying to imitate how real humans think and feel, and failing miserably at it.Someone ask Bobby J how he’d feel about a couch covered in baby hide.
“I think employers who hire illegals should be fined, yes.”
Why not thrown in prison?
Do you think we should have a border wall? What about amnesty?
Just don’t ask him about his mother.
Chris Matthews had the right attitude.
BTW Lesley, I’m glad things are going well for you.
Um, what?
I was there, man! When the shit was going down, I was there!
Someone ask Bobby J how he’d feel about a couch covered in baby hide.
I was quit when I came in here. I’m twice as quit now.
We have excellent
ideasshit sandwiches. We’re just having a hell of a problem finding the nicest package w/ a pretty bow on it to put them in. We thought Piyush might be able to wrap them up very nicely, but he just couldn’t quite tie the bow well enough.I was just trying to talk about something else.
To the ram-parts, citizens!
Yummy NZ lamb chops!! (Minted & brown-sugared.) Good idea, Smut.
We have excellent
ideaslead-painted toy, salmonella and shit sandwiches.FTFY.
I was impressed with Jindal’s entry at the beginning of the speech, but it would have been even more effective if came on looking like this.
“Should borders be abolished then, liberals? Should there be unlimited, unrestricted immigration with no border?”
Allow me to answer for all liberals everywhere, throughout space and time: Yes.
All international borders should be abolished in the recognition that they are unreal and arbitrary dividing lines we impose on the world, and have no intrinsic meaning. They are especially not worth killing over. Your question answered, you may now fuck off and go away.
“All international borders should be abolished in the recognition that they are unreal and arbitrary dividing lines we impose on the world, and have no intrinsic meaning. They are especially not worth killing over. Your question answered, you may now fuck off and go away.”
So if millions of Chinese and Indians wanted to walk over the border tomorrow and start collecting welfare and have full voting rights you would let them?
How about millions of fundamentalist Sauid Muslims?
Oh, sorry. I forgot to mention that Ms. Lopez is an embarrassment to all people who rightfully deserve the title of ‘editor.’
It was the tie. That horrible red and white stripped tie.
The candy cane tie was pretty bad, but the background, especially the staircase, screamed Gone with the Wind.
A nation has as much right to defend its borders as a person does defending the door to their private home.
Jindal’s the best sleaze the Republican party has. This jerk and Palin have to be a front runners in the next election, with Plumber-boy playing some key role in their campaign. The spectacle would deliver big laughs and even bigger failures.
Let the record show that the stupider troll believes that China, India and Saudi Arabia all share a land border with the United States, over which Chinese, Indian and Saudi nationals can ‘walk’.
Let the record also show that the stupider troll blart blart blart blart.
Why not thrown in prison?
Imprisonment would end up hurting the legal employees of the business, especially for small firms. A fine is a financial burden, but imprisonment basically means the end of a small business, with all the legal jobs that go with it.
His mincing walk up to the mics didn’t help either. I wonder if he has a charity he’d like us to donate to?
“Let the record show that the stupider troll believes that China, India and Saudi Arabia all share a land border with the United States,”
Did I say that you illiterate dipshit? It was a figure of speech. Fine, if they “fly” over here, or “take a ship”, whatever. The question remains: would that be ok with you?
Arguing over semantics to avoid the implications of the question once again.
My favorite part was the spontaneous (?) singing of the national anthem. These rallies should incorporate more singing. Singing together, especially our national songs, does something good to us.
Surely someone has already posted this above, but just in case:
“So if millions of Chinese and Indians wanted to walk over the border tomorrow and start collecting welfare and have full voting rights you would let them?”
I propose that if millions of Chinese and Indians walk across the Pacific Ocean, we should surrender right away, as God is obviously on their side.
Palin and Jindal kinda sounds like a medical condition.
What if they took ships or flew then Johnny?
Idiot.
News for the trolls
His mincing walk up to the mics didn’t help either. I wonder if he has a charity he’d like us to donate to?
Beef Ranchers for Social Progress?
Farmtoforkresearch.com?
Oh look at this!
http://cnnwire.blogs.cnn.com/2009/02/28/somali-president-grants-islamic-law/
But remember: international borders and citizenship don’t mean anything according to liberal logic, so letting in millions of Somalis demanding Sharia law would be just fine!
stupider troll
Must take some serious trollemetry to determine that.
You running a Suck-o-meter 3000 or a Blow’tect 3.0.1?
Jindal-Palin, Jindal-Palin, Jindal all the way!
Surely someone has already posted this above
Mingo mentioned it above. The link to the video certainly helps.
Since trolls can change the subject to whatever they desire, I propose a threadshift to waffles… tasty waffles….
“George” = “The Fool”
Either hardware works fine, but in all seriousness, the difference between all of the trolls here is negligible (within 0.03 FAIL units; each of them scoring ‘Over 9000’ FAILs).
With lots of syrup!
Doesn’t matter how they get here, G-Rock. Since (in our little hypothetical world) international borders have already been declared arbitrary and artificial, there ARE no Chinese, Indians, what have you because concepts of nationality were officially done away with along with the borders. At the same time, all religion was declared a blasphemy against Darwin and Marx; all church property across the globe was appropriated and distributed to crack-addicted (BLAX) welfare mothers. All religious practitioners were offered a chance to renounce their delusions or sacrifice themselves to the greater good of the collective; those that chose sacrifice were euthanized painlessly and their bodies used to feed the poor. Just another day in Liberal Utopia.
MzNicky, did you catch the introductory comment on your YouTube™ link? And I quote:
I’d call it ironic.
You forgot the Ponies.
What about under present day circumstances?
Anything to avoid the uncomfortable thoughts a liberal has when he/she considers the implications and consequences of massive Third World immigration.
Ah. Also, ponies. Big black ponies with a penchant for conservative white women.
I wonder what Johnny thinks of what red China is doing to Tibet?
Hey, you fucking lie-brrrr-ill racists, what about we white welfare kings who just want high-speed access & every telebision channel available?
Free. From the tax-paying churches!!
Don’t forget us.
You forgot the Ponies.
Not as good with syrup.
“Should borders be abolished then, liberals? Should there be unlimited, unrestricted immigration with no border?”
Yes of course. The free market needs the free movement of people. Why do you hate the market, you communist?
Nah, ponies go better with A-1.
“Anything to avoid the uncomfortable thoughts a liberal has when he/she considers the implications and consequences of massive Third World immigration.”
Hey, you started in with the hypothetical scenarios. What if a billion Zombie Stalins came across the northern border, out of the wilds of Canada? Nuke Mecca!
You don’t understand apathy, troll? Let me spell it out then. Neither you nor your ooga-booga immigrants make me uncomfortable. I don’t give a fuck about your issues.
It must be strange to live in constant fear of other people and to let fear totally control your life. Just thought I’d throw that out there. Also, mmmm, waffles.
But remember: international borders and citizenship don’t mean anything according to
liberal logicCorporate America.National Suicide
By James P. Pinkerton
We were warned. Three decades ago, Jean Raspail published a novel, The Camp of the Saints, which served as a worst-case-scenario warning about the consequences of unchecked immigration into his native France and, by extension, into all of Europe. Raspail’s book was a big seller in his home country, but his message was not heeded. Now, of course, he is being vindicated.
Today, after 9/11, Madrid, London, and the broad-daylight murder of Theo Van Gogh, Paris is burning.
How could this have been allowed to happen? What led to this influx of lions into countries full of lambs?
In The Camp of the Saints, Raspail provided his answer. Those who welcome large quantities of immigrants, he gibed, were “righteous in their loathing of anything and everything that smacked of present-day Western society, and boundless in their love of whatever might destroy it.” And so he spun his outrageous tale: one million poverty-stricken people ship out of India, bound for Europe. Along the way, other countries refuse to allow this teeming armada even the meagerest docking privileges—and who could blame them? As Raspail describes the scene aboard the immigrant convoy, “Everywhere, rivers of sperm. Streaming over bodies, oozing between breasts, and buttocks, and thighs, and lips, and fingers … a welter of dung and debauch.”
But France is persuaded that these people are a “million Christs,” whose arrival will “signal the dawn of a just, new day.” In other words, Raspail writes, what the French are lacking is a proper sense of national-racial consciousness, “the knowledge that one’s own is best, the triumphant joy at feeling oneself to be part of humanity’s finest.” Instead, he concludes, after having been beaten down by decades of multicultural propaganda, “the white race” has become “nothing more than a million sheep.”
And so this Indian multitude—reduced to 800,000 by rampant onboard disease and violence—is allowed to land in Southern France, whereupon the Ganges Horde immediately commences rape, rack, and ruin. Then other immigrants come pouring in to the West, too: “the swarthy millions roaming the streets of New York and London, or the myriad blacks and Arabs ready to spew from the cellars of Paris.” And so the glory of Europe is extinguished forever.
Many, of course, have simply dismissed Raspail as racist. But two factors elevate his writing and his message.
First, he demonstrates a canniness about human nature and what it takes to motivate people to defend their homeland. “Man never has really loved humanity all of a piece,” he writes. It’s inherent that we like some more than others—and some not at all. Indeed, in the spirit of Edmund Burke, the wisest of political scientists, Raspail invokes the spine-stiffening power of stolidity and continuity that is unique to one’s own place. Describing one Frenchman’s centuries-old house, he lyricizes, “Each object … proclaimed the dignity of those who had lived there—their discretion, their propriety, their reserve, their taste for those solid traditions that one generation can pass on to the next, so long as it still takes pride in itself.” Such objects, and the ideas that connect them and give them value, are the touchstones of patriotism. As another Frenchman, Emile Durkheim, observed, nations survive only if they unite around common emblems of nationhood.
Another who agreed that group solidarity requires a sense of uniqueness was George Orwell. Writing in 1941, when his country was in danger of losing to Germany, Orwell rallied his fellow citizens, reminding them, “When you come back to England from any foreign country, you have immediately the sensation of breathing a different air. Even in the first few minutes dozens of small things conspire to give you this feeling. The beer is bitterer, the coins are heavier, the grass is greener.” This paean is romantic, perhaps even irrational, rhapsodizing, but Orwell had a war to win, and so he offered even more particularist patriotism: “There is something distinctive and recognizable in English civilization. It is a culture as individual as that of Spain. It is somehow bound up with solid breakfasts and gloomy Sundays, smoky towns and winding roads, green fields and red pillar-boxes. … Moreover it is continuous, it stretches into the future and the past, there is something in it that persists, as in a living creature.” After reading that apostrophe, what son or daughter of Albion wouldn’t leap to the defense of their sceptered isle against invaders or despoilers?
With comparable sentiments, Raspail summons up his poetical-historical defense of France. In the novel, an aging professor, clearly a symbol of France itself, muses aloud about long-ago Gauls who defended their homeland. “Had I been with Aetius,” he pronounces, “I think I would have reveled in killing my share of Hun.” Girding himself further as he prepares to take up arms against the looming sea of trouble, the old man reflects about what it might have been like to fight alongside Charles Martel, Godfrey of Bouillon, the Byzantines, and Don Juan of Austria, who defeated the Turks at the naval battle of Lepanto in 1571. In Raspail’s view, the ghosts of the past should speak loudly to the present with their common adjuration: repel the barbarians.
Second, if Raspail was right about what motivates people to defend their homeland, he was equally right about what it takes to de-motivate them. His novel may be a dystopic parable, but he was dead-on in his depiction of the systemic guilt-tripping that has afflicted the West. Only a few years before he published his book, Susan Sontag had wailed, “The white race is the cancer of human history.” Using such suicidal sentiments as grist for his fictional mill, Raspail sets up a confrontation between a conventional Everyman and a group of self-hating multiculturalists. Says Everyman: “There’s not one of you proud of his skin, and all that it stands for.” To which the answer comes, “Not proud, or aware of it either. … That’s the price we have to pay for the brotherhood of man. We’re happy to pay it.”
Yet just as Raspail was right about the beliefs of many fellow Westerners—our breed is bad, we deserve to be birth-controlled and aborted out of existence—he was also right about the grand strategy of many in the Third World, for whom “the winning of the North,” through immigration-invasion, has been the ultimate goal. So while Raspail did not know the specifics of Vicente Fox’s slow-motion demographic crusade to recapture much of America for Mexico, he apprehended the general truth, decades before Fox first articulated his reconquista.
The irony of France’s situation today —as immigrants and the children of immigrants commit exactly the kind of mayhem that Raspail warned against—is that far more than most peoples, the French have a strong sense of nationhood, from their overall striving for la gloire to their picky campaign to purge non-French words from their vocabulary. And unlike, say, the British, the French have no advanced tradition of civil liberties that prevents a tough approach in the assimilation of foreigners. Yet on the other extreme, unlike, say, the Germans, they have no totalitarian history to live down. So in theory, there’s no reason why the French couldn’t use statist coercion to turn North African Muslims into good and loyal Frenchmen.
But now we know, in reality, that Paris has failed. And why is that?
Most obviously, the French have a lot of people to Gallicize; almost 10 percent of the population are Muslims, not the gentler Hindus of Raspail’s imagining. Moreover, many of these Third Worlders have imbibed the radical ideology of Frantz Fanon, the French West Indian who became a partisan for radical causes, culminating in his 1961 book, Les Damnés de la Terre (The Wretched of the Earth). Fanon’s influence has always been greatest in the Francophone world, and so his hymns to the “cleansing power of violence” have been northstars of Euro-leftist philosophy.
Piled on top of Fanon is the legacy of 1968, which hit France even harder than the United States A critical mass of the French intelligentsia has permanently embraced the worst of ’60s ideology, which holds that all authority is terrorism, that the cure of nationalism is internationalism, and that the West, in particular, is guilty as charged—of all charges. These were the people that Raspail most feared and at whom The Camp of the Saints was most targeted.
In the decades since, the premiers of Paris cultivated an image of hard-nosed realpolitik, in which the coolly calculating descendants of Descartes would use facts and logic to resolve the Ethnic Question. And so in 2004, the government imposed a ban on headscarves—worn mostly, of course, by Muslim women—in state schools and in other public institutions. The new law was intended to accelerate the French-ification of the non-native population, and it might have worked, if it had come 10 or 20 years earlier. Instead, mostly unemployed Muslim youths, with no citizenship in their home country, and no loyalty to their new country, have staged their own Lord of the Flies along the Seine. No wonder the French are so cynical about everything, especially their government; they have paid their taxes, suffered through the political speeches, and now they discover that l’etat has failed in its most elemental Hobbesian function, which is the maintenance of order in the streets.
But even before the recent riots, the aging Raspail—he was born in 1925—was bluntly pessimistic about France’s fate. Last year he published a piece in Le Figaro, declaring
[T]hose of French stock—bludgeoned by the throbbing tom-tom of human rights, of ‘the welcome to the outsider,’ of the ‘sharing’ dear to our bishops etc., framed by a whole repressive arsenal of laws known as ‘anti-racist,’ conditioned from early childhood with cultural and behavioral ‘crossbreeding,’ with the requirements of ‘plural France’ and with all the by-products of old Christian charity—will no longer have any alternative but to degrade their own children, or merge, without offspring, into new-mould French ‘citizen’ of 2050.
Because I am convinced that the fate of France is sealed, because ‘My house is their house’ (Mitterand), inside ‘Europe whose roots are as much Muslim as Christian’ (Chirac), because the situation is moving irreversibly towards the final swing in 2050 which will see French stock amounting to only half the population of the country, the remainder comprising Africans, Moors and Asians of all sorts from the inexhaustible reserve of the Third World, predominantly Islamic, understood to be fundamentalist Jihadists, this dance is only the beginning. … France is not the only concern. All of Europe marches to its death.
Of course, it might not be only Europe. America faces threats, too. And just on Monday came news that Australian authorities had arrested 17 men allegedly involved in a terror-bombing conspiracy. One of these “Australians” is Abu Bakr, a “spiritual leader” born in Algeria, who until the arrests was best known for extolling Osama bin Laden as a “great man.”
This should serve as a reminder to us all: while a few in the West have been sounding the alarm against foreign invasion for many years now, many in the East have been sounding a clarion call of their own—that they’re coming to conquer us.
yawn.
bludgeoned by the throbbing tom-tom
band name?
Or bad poetry.
I don’t even have to read a single word, the names alone scream to be kill-filed. If this were a game show a la “Name That Tune” I’d be a bajillionaire.
“I can kill that troll in NO WORDS!”
“Kill! That! Troll!”
” Because I am convinced that the fate of France is sealed, because ‘My house is their house’ (Mitterand), inside ‘Europe whose roots are as much Muslim as Christian’ (Chirac), because the situation is moving irreversibly towards the final swing in 2050 which will see French stock amounting to only half the population of the country, the remainder comprising Africans, Moors and Asians of all sorts from the inexhaustible reserve of the Third World, …”
Shorter copy and paste troll: France is full of cheese eating surrender monkeys unless it’s useful to present them as our last barricade against the scary wogs.
No Whammies!! Big Bucks!!
It was the tie. That horrible red and white stripped tie.
When I saw that tie, the first thought that popped into my mind was “Cat in the Hat”.
Spot the Loony!
oops, the rest of that post should have read, Isn’t it amazing what some people will do for money?
“Paris is burning!”
Atlas Shrugged said,
Sales of me have gone through the rood since Obama’s election.
Experiments with a ballista and a nearby cathedral have reviewed that it is actually quite difficult to send Atlas Shrugged through a rood… it may require a compressed-air cannon.
Calling the Mythbusters!
Oh, and thanks for all the comments about tasty waffles and syrup. Now I’m gonna have to heat up the last two cooked pancakes in the freezer and eat them with tasty, tasty maple syrup.
“Should borders be abolished then, liberals? Should there be unlimited, unrestricted immigration with no border?”
Talk about the ultimate right-wing straw man!
Just because I don’t want to re-create the Maginot Line across the Southwestern United States, somehow I’m in favor “no borders”.
When I saw that tie, the first thought that popped into my mind was “Cat in the Hat”.
HAHAHAHA
I’m glad I wasn’t alone.
I kept waiting for him to break into Green Eggs and Ham.
The random massive word dump troll strikes again.
Hip Hop style
The article is quite informative.
Shit is quite tasty.
What’s troofies point? That it’s possible that maybe, just maybe, there wasn’t a little girl who wrote a letter asking for help with her school; therefor, no schools anywhere could possibly need building renovations?
Let’s pretend it’s true, and that letter was “Written” by George Soros: made up story to bring to light an ignored national problem > made-up story to promote one’s political career.
Olden but golden: Bobby Jindal, the exorcist
Well, all this talk of food has made me hungry. Going out to my favorite Mexican place, El Cheapo, tonight, mainly because they’ve got the best margarita in town. Let’s see: Shall I have huevos rancheros or a bean burrito with rice? One thing I love about Mexican and most Asian food is how vegetarian-friendly it is. Easy to ignore the existence of such nasty things as chicken and beef. Sort of like NOT FEEDING THE GOD DAMN TROLLS, but much more enjoyable.
Will check in later to see if Dr. Mrs. Marita’s Troll-Be-Gone® has taken effect yet. Toodles!
Holy shit, I just went to throw some food out for the birds, and it’s fucking sleeting out there. On the last day of February! Practically spring!
“Newt Gingrich tried to tie the two together, repeatedly calling Obama’s economic agenda the “Bush/Obama plan”
One can’t help wondering what Bush makes of all this. Given how vindictive, thin-skinned and intolerant of any and all criticism he was while in office, I imagine the currrent round of Ex-communication isn’t a very pleasant experience for the little creep. Heh, heh.
You can’t scare me with your national suicide hoo-ha. I’m a life-hating liberal, remember? Suicide is a greater good; even better if we can force it upon old people and helpless Christian women, abed in the hospital like a vegetative baby Jesus.
Practically spring!
Oh man, I won’t be able to say that for a least another month in the chillychilly northeast!
*Jealous!*
…even better if we can force it upon old people and helpless Christian women…
And the virgins! Don’t forget about the virgins!
“Oh man, I won’t be able to say that for a least another month in the chillychilly northeast!”
I know what you mean. Here in Las Vegas, it’s barely going to be 75 degrees tomorrow. Man, I hate winter.
ATLAS WILL SHRUG
Jennifer’s right. Sadly, No! must post on this event. It is its destiny.
Sorry about forcing you to eat tasty pancakes Jennifer… but the threadshift was to waffles, not your little pet issue…
But we can agree on maple syrup… as long as you prefer light grade A.
Otherwise, you are a racist.
From J—’s link:
I’ve told you again and again, you worthless little retard:
STOP FUCKING THE DOG!!!!
He’s very old and sick but for Christ’s sake I’d sooner have YOU put down than HIM!
Come on, you damn out-of-stater! It’s Vermont Fancy Grade or nothin’!
Actually, I prefer C-grade cooking syrup on my waffles.
Waffles are okay, but crepes….mmmmm. Yummy!!!
Unnamed SoCal city, maybe 50 blocks from the beach: 83°F, wispy low-altitude clouds to clear.
Eating brie MADE IN CANADA!! Yay!
Pass the forty-weight, Ma!
CNY: 19F
I hate you.
Now that you are exposed, you bleat …
Ah, it always comes back to the livestock!
I wouldn’t worry. Chances are he’s been heavily sedated and/or dead drunk since January 21.
Waffles are okay, but crepes….mmmmm.
French toast is where is at. Especially when you add a splash of Grand Marnier to the batter.
Anyone who disagrees is both wrong and evil. I’m sorry, but that’s just how it is.
Creo que George odia inmigrantes porque su madre los gustan MUCHO. Si o no, George?
Which brings us back to the issue of ponies. Stew or BBQ? Anyone?
You won’t be laughing when Sharia law is imposed on Europe.
Creo que George odia inmigrantes porque su madre los gustan MUCHO. Si o no, George?
Wo3 cai1 ni3 jiang3 shi2 hua4.
Troll said, “blah blah blah”
So you ignore my point, then say we can’t fix it anyways. Nice. I’m beginning to see why you guys lost power. And lost it hard.
Go back to jerking off over Bush on a flight deck. I’m done with you.
BBQ all the way. Nummy yummy marinade sauce and warm meat dripping off the bones. Yum.
Shorter troll: “Lookit me! Lookit meee! LOOKIT MEEEEE!!!!!” (This said while publicly rolling around in a pool of his own filth)
Creo que si.
I hope those aren’t veal ponies you’re discussing. Which reminds me, MzNicky, huevos are murder too!
Well, I would wonder, except I doubt if he’s any more aware of what’s going on in the world–or on his front porch–than he was for the 8 years of his presidency.
Probably less aware now. He doesn’t have to stay sober for a few minutes out of the day to receive briefings or take part in official business. So I suspect he doesn’t.
Never fear, Bouffant. They are “My Little Phony” veggie ponies from Morningstar Farms! They sure taste real though… just like Mom used to make!
Waffles are okay, but crepes….mmmmm. Yummy!!!
The pancakes are crepe, but the sausages are the wurst.
I just had home-made vegan Brunswick stew, which I made way too hot but I do love it that way, and a localish pale ale which I veritably sucked down to quench the fires.
In honor of that recent Glenn Greenwald post about how we don’t engage our enemies enough, I’ll bite. What is the solution to underprivileged South Carolina schools?
Masochist alert: Limbaugh live now, on CNN at least.
“What?”
Um, no Troofie, it doesn’t mean that, nobody “admitted” anything.
Obviously your whole point coming here is just to go “blar-blar-blar dumb lie-bruls!” on a left-wing comedy site. Is that all you have left? I guess so.
Gallup says Obama has a 42% approval rating among Republicans. Ooo, I bet that smarts. Soon the “movement conservatives” will join the flat-earthers, “young earth” creationists and people who were abducted by aliens as the ones the rest of society loves to point and laugh at. It’s already happening.
So please, do continue to bring on the spittle-flecked crazy. Loudly. In public. Thanks.
Oh, Limp’s over … what a disappointment.
My guess? Bush is white-knuckling it, while saying to himself, “History will vindicate me. The surge worked. Heh indeed,” over & over & over & …
“Well, I would wonder, except I doubt if he’s any more aware of what’s going on in the world–or on his front porch–than he was for the 8 years of his presidency.
Probably less aware now. He doesn’t have to stay sober for a few minutes out of the day to receive briefings or take part in official business. So I suspect he doesn’t.”
Very likely, but it’s amusing to think of him lying in a drunken stupor in front of the television, purely by chance coming across someone like Gingrich bad-mouthing him, and imaging what Junior’s reaction would be: (screams) “Fuck y’all!!!!” (throws empty whiskey botle through tv screen)
Or, alternatively: “I was too th’ Greatest (hic!) Preznit in Hist’ry! WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!” (tantrum over, he passes out in a pool of his own vomit)
Bush is white-knuckling it
He’s dead in 5 years. Alcohol-related. Mark my words.
GEORGE! OUT of Our Dead Selves’ Grand Marnier! OUT!
He’s dead in 5 years. Alcohol-related. Mark my words.
Too drunk to get out of the way of Laura’s car.
GEORGE! OUT of Our Dead Selves’ Grand Marnier! OUT!
That was for GUESTS!!
Guess I missed Jacob’s party. :^(
But all is not lost. The missus and I went for Thai food. Which, from where I live, is an hour’s drive. Worth it, though.
I see our trolls have been busy.
Too drunk to get out of the way of Laura’s car.
Or choking on his own vomit.
Or acute alcohol poisoning.
Or falling down a flight of stairs while drunk.
Or overdosing on Tylenol while drunk and despondent.
Or alcoholic cirrhosis.
Or alcoholic pancreatitis.
Or drowning in the bathtub while drunk.
Or lurching at Laura in a fit of rage while drunk. She strikes back to defend herself. He falls against the coffee table and suffers a fatal head injury.
Too much Pr0n.
As a white person, let me just say how grateful I am to have fearless race warriors protecting me from little black girls who want a better education.
And I’m well aware that I am in the minority….but we are a beseiged and dwindling demographic.
Perhaps there is a God after all.
BTW, I still
hateam scared to death of negroes.How will the white liberals on here feel when they are a minority in their own country?
Santeli is a Koch Family anti Obama astroturf campaign.
From Exiled.
http://tinyurl.com/dev87j
Dude, we vote with the brown people. YOU are the minority.
POOP. It doesn’t mean just “Poop” any more.
How do you think the “rainbow coalition” will hold up after they’ve booted you from power?
Ask white south Africans or white Brazilians how THEY do.
Tea colored world.
Ask white south Africans or white Brazilians how THEY do.
What do YOU think they do?
Nap up their hair?
Wear foundation that is three shades too dark?
Hope to marry into a nice black family?
What a clown. Yeah, white Brazilians are really crying into their money bags now that blackety black black Lulu da Silva won’t let them into the nice restaurants.
Like The Authentic, I too am tremendously scared of big black negro bucks. I so scared of them that I piss in my pants every time I so much as hear one on the radio.
It is sad to think there are people out there who think I couldn’t possibly have voting interests in common with someone who doesn’t share my skin colour.
Thankfully, such people are going the way of the passenger pigeon.
How many illegal Latin Americans do you libs live next to?
They’ve brought nothing but disease, crime, overcrowding, increased taxes, and MS-13 to my County.
I wonder how tolerant all the libs in Vermont and Minnesota would be if we dropped off hordes of illegals there and they had to deal with MS-13 on the streets of Burlington and Duluth?
I closed that blockquote, dammit!
Trolled by goat-blowing WP again.
I live in Oakland. What’s your point?
Waffles! I love ’em! With strawberries and whipped cream? Jam? Pecan waffles with maple syrup?
Thankfully, such people are going the way of the passenger pigeon.
Did you know that most passenger pigeons were white?!!11!?
Think about it…
Does this fucking idiot think anyone gives a shit about what he has to say?
How many illegal Latin Americans do you libs live next to?
I shared a bed with one for six years, until he finally got his green card last week. If you bathe them regularly and give them fresh woodchips they are hygienic enough.
Wow, there are some great screen caps of Limbaugh at CPAC. He looks like a bloated sack of shit.
I wonder how tolerant all the libs in Vermont and Minnesota would be if we dropped off hordes of illegals there and they had to deal with MS-13 on the streets of Burlington and Duluth?
Well, we don’t have hordes of illegals up here, but we do have Canucks!
Speaking of K-Lo & lotion (oh, maybe I’d better not continue …)
It rubs the lotion
white moisturiser on skin
Else the hose again
Just finished spending a pleasant afternoon with an immigrant friend – used to be illegal, working under the table, now he’s married to a citizen and getting his green card. Nice guy, skilled craftsman.
He’s blonde. Blue-eyed. Slovakian.
Does this fucking idiot think anyone gives a shit about what he has to say?
I think that it’s cute that he believes that he speaks for white people generally. Kind of like thinking that you speak for the creator of the universe, or work for the CIA, and everyone else, well if they only knew!
Just plain waffles for me with New England maple syrup.
Jon Stewart takes his Sausage-Wrapped-in-a-Blueberry-Pancake-on-a-Stick with Baconnaise Lite, however.
http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2009/02/26/jon-stewart-eats-pancake-wrapped-sausage-dipped-in-baconnaise/
Hi-frikkin’-larious.
Also, my boss is Latina, and most of the crime in my city is caused by rich, well-connected white people like Governor Carcieri.
Clearly, K-Lo is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffery.
Tell me, how many bank execs are Mexican immigrants again?
Bobby Jindal, however, is cocao for cuckoo poops.
How will the white liberals on here feel when they are a minority in their own country?
I lived in Hawaii for a while. Only state in the Union where haoles aren’t the majority race. Didn’t bother me a bit.
I found out what Ace of Spades and Adam Yoshida are going to do next to defy the socialist liberal overlords –
Deliberately clog their toilets
In keeping with their pledges to leave all their lightbulbs burning 24/7 and idling their Hummers in the driveway for hours, the next great RightWing act of defiance will be to unwind miles and miles of toiletpaper off the roll when they wipe their asses, clogging their toilets up for the principles of Conservatism!
This will happen just after they’ve returned from the great Teabagger’s Rally (snicker).
Chances are he [W]’s been heavily sedated and/or dead drunk since January 21.
Drawing upon my Buddhishism, I certainly hope so, for his sake.
In keeping with their pledges to leave all their lightbulbs burning 24/7 and idling their Hummers in the driveway for hours
Hopefully with them inside, in their garages with the garage door closed…
Its sad for me to report that I”m quite enjoying a tall can of PBR and some Goldfish crackers. No fancypants quadonion soup here! (again, sadly)
So are we talking : red, white, vidalia, and yellow
4 onion or more of a : onion, leek, shallot and scalion
type dilly?
Oh please, oh please, Sadly, No! – photoshop the living shit out of this picture. Put him in a pinafore, I beg of you!
More than 98% of the toilet roll sold in America comes from virgin forests,
Holy Shit!
Unfortunately, he has a very compelling reason to think so. People seem to WANT to talk to him, regardless of the blatant idiocy he spews.
mikey
Has somebody told the organizers of the Teabaggers what that really means?
[Hangs head, shuffles, kicks pebble on the sidewalk.]
Sorry, mikey…..
What’s for dinner tonight?
i agree with mikey in this matter.
Mikey, you were right and I was wrong!
This one can ONLY be ignored.
Because I am convinced that the fate of France is sealed, because ‘My house is their house’ (Mitterand)
Not unlike Reagan’s “Mi casa es su casa” speech where he slurred it “Mee cazza es soo cazza”, is it?
Which reminds me, MzNicky, huevos are murder too!
Not if you’re an abortion-worshipping feminazi, as I totally am.
OK, discipline, discipline.
What are you cooking, mikey?
Oh please, oh please, Sadly, No! – photoshop the living shit out of this picture. Put him in a pinafore, I beg of you!
That is some funny video. It looks like there were literally dozens of people there, and with such luminaries as Joe the Plumber and Michelle Malkin speaking, I can see why. Now if only they could get a chant going.
Wow, there are some great screen caps of Limbaugh at CPAC. He looks like a bloated sack of shit.
You can’t judge a crook by his blubber.
Oh, I see. Excuses, excuses.
G and MzNicky, that’s $313 each to George Soros today. Still pretending you are writing those checks?G and MzNicky, that’s $313 each to George Soros today. Still pretending you are writing those checks?
If our hosts still choose to do nothing about these cretins, and others insist upon welcoming them into the posting fold; and if I still find enough reason to still visit here, which I do, as this is the most open and erudite site on teh InterTubes; then, I have no qualms about responding to this idiotic taunting by saying:
I don’t write checks. That’s what my mother still does, bless her heart. There’s a thing called PayPal/electronic conveyance of funds. ACORN was yesterday’s beneficiary. Today, I think I’ll click the button at NARAL. As far as I know, this has nothing to do with George Soros, although if it does that’s fine as well. Best to you in your future endeavors.
The fact is, I am jonesing for Trader Joe’s Thai Chicken Salad, & may just wander to the local & get some.
Cooking indeed. Hmpf. Lye-brahlz. Continue fire discipline.
I give about once a month to a cause. It’s always nice to have some method of determining how much I give and to whom. And someone whose name goes on the pledge.
I always confuse NARAL with NAMBLA. Still waiting for hilarity to ensue.
How will the white liberals on here feel when they are a minority in their own country?
That collective karma’s a collective bitch?
[Rush]
looks likeis a bloated sack of shitFixed that fer ya, g.
[Scroll spam relocated to Penalty Box.]
[Please don’t spam with scrolls!]
[-teh Mgm’t’gt]
Uhhhh …
How will the white liberals on here feel when they are a minority in their own country?
Like we can finally get some good food?
GEORGE! OUT of Our Dead Selves’ Grand Marnier! OUT!
Out! Out, Jezebel! In Jesus’ name.
Um, there some scroll spamming afoot here?
tl;dr
I give about once a month to a cause.
I committed to making a monthly contribution to Partners in Health after reading Tracy Kidder’s ‘Mountains Beyond Mountains.’
There’s no shortage of worthy causes, eh?
I guess I’ll have to quit coming here. I can’t take any more of this troll. He’s pretty much ruined this place.
Has somebody told the organizers of the Teabaggers what that really means?
God, I hope not.
Wall of text crits you for 1000 points.
You are stunned for 2 turns.
Your children will not be normal.
Even the living ones.
Speaking of charity, does anyone know anything about any anti-white persons or organizations? I’m hoping to contribute some money to killing whitey.
Shorter Anti-White Hate Speech:
“Help! Help! I’m being repressed!!!”
I ejaculated seventeen times while copy-pasting that! By the fifteenth time all that came out was a mixture of dust and blood!
Bloody peasant!
I’m going to laugh at you
Oh, and that’s really gonna sting. You go on believing that.
it is wonderful to use against any one who repeats the lie that “white racism” is the main problem in America today.
It’s not at all surprising that some nonwhites might be pissed off at whites, given how badly some of them have been treated. For example, Dr. Trask’s poem doesn’t surprise me a bit, given how the Hawaiian government was overthrown by American businessmen who were backed up by US Marines.
Did any of you liberals listen to the 45 seconds of liberal documentary yet? Why not? Afraid you might learn something?
You have nothing to teach me.
Bravo! A brilliant and classy move by teh Mgm’t’gt.
Ok, I got rid of the whatsis with the 5,000 words and all that. What I did was put it on a page deep in the site, so anyone who wants to visit it, can.
Can the trolls ease up a bit? It’s been kind of hectic lately.
Um, I can’t get the video to work. What does it says that is such a compelling argument against the ideas put forward by all us commie liberal marxist Islamofascist blargle wargle fleeen…
Also, how does the principle faxing the letter mean she never asked him for a stamp?
I’m hoping to contribute some money to killing whitey.
If “killing whitey” is the new term for wasting spermatozoa, then we may be able to help.
Bravo! A smart, classy move.
Yes, keep that up, Gavin. Good idea.
What I did was put it on a page deep in the site, so anyone who wants to visit it, can.
Very similar to what I did to my homicidally insane first wife.
Gavin. Darling. You adorable god of teh InterTubes. For the love of your devoted fans, regulars, future devotees, whatever it is that will ring your bell: Please ban these fucking trolls. Please. Please. These are the times that try human’s souls, for sure, and let it be known that your regulars totally respect the devotion you have thus far demonstrated in your pledge to be the most open and non-banning blog on the InterTubes.
But. You simply must acknowledge that the well-being of the Sadly, No! community that you and your cohorts have painstakingly assembled is at stake here. Really. Notice by their conspicuous absence the dearth of pithy, pointedly witty and humorous comments from your better commenters (Righteous Bubba, Smut Clyde, mikey, and others) when the trolls are given free reign to smash up the furniture and shit on the carpet? Is that any way to run a superior snark blog?
I really don’t think I can take this much more, and I really love this blog. You have to do something. Your trolls are taking over. Is that your decision: Absolute freedom of speech at the expense of alienating your devoted fans in favor of fuckbags who are taking advantage of your liberalism? How goddamn ironic is that.
I’ve left blogs in the past that I dearly loved, and will again. Such is life. Namaste. The troll-terrorists have won.
So, what do you think of all those quotes?
Or is anti-white racism not really racism?
Alright, I’ll leave.
Later, libs.
Last warning, George. Stop fucking the dog or I’m sending you back to the state institution.
You can be the government’s problem, not mine.
Trolls will troll. They aren’t the problem here.
[looks in the room to see if the fog from the Troll-Out fogger bombs has cleared..]
Hmm, OK. I do think deleting my posts – as on the previous thread – is out of bounds against our previous agreement.
On the internet, one’s host is not bound to grant or abide by any of your demands. You either play by the host’s rules or else shove off, troll.
I know, but it’s difficult to avoid it – best intentions, but the mouse-finger is weak.
So, what is everyone having for dinner? I had pistachio pudding! I’m hoping for a grape juice chaser.
merguez sausage, peppers and onions and potatoes.
the mouse-finger is weak
I wish. They’ve clawed through my walls many a time.
I’m having a small green salad, beef bullion, melba toast, and a manatee.
Guacamole salad and two margs at El Cheapo. Now breaking into a bottle of Riesling. I’m on a liquid diet.
I was going to order the elephant seal but my elephant stopped leaking.
If “killing whitey” is the new term for wasting spermatozoa, then we may be able to help.
I actually borrowed my genocidal scheme from that South Park episode where refugees from the future are taking all the jobs. If nobody reproduces, no more future! Suck it all you parasitical future people!
The first step is convincing all white people to be gay….
I envy you, MzNicky. I’m nearing a liquid diet myself, but without the alcohol. Harumph.
I just finished a stadium-sized bowl of luscious curry soup with chow fun noodles and pork wontons with a side of steamed chinese broccoli with oyster sauce. I am a very happy camper.
Trolls will troll. They aren’t the problem here.
J–: Agreed. It’s the troll-feeders that are the problem. Granted, the trolls get to the best of us at times. We are all individuals with individual levels of tolerance and button-pushation. The trolls dry up and disappear when they are attention-deprived. It’s a quandry.
My dinner so far is curried cauliflower… and the cinnamon sugar pop tart I am eating while it simmers.
The first step is convincing all white people to be gay….
Tried.
Failed.
Sorry.
I know, but it’s difficult to avoid it – best intentions, but the mouse-finger is weak.
Only if you let it. I personally haven’t responded to any of them in weeks, and it wasn’t particularly difficult.
They come here because they know they can get a rise out of people, and oftentimes with some of the weakest shit I’ve ever seen. Seriously, “Remember how Mondale got his ass kicked, libs? Pwn3d!”. How did that nonsense get any responses?
Doctor Missus Marita said: I envy you, MzNicky. I’m nearing a liquid diet myself, but without the alcohol. Harumph.
Dr.Mrs.M: I’m not sure what the point is w/o the alcohol.
Isn’t the problem the people who take the trolls seriously and get all riled up trying to refute them? I find the folks who respond with humor and derision hilarious.
Trying to get better at that.
Alcohol. Check!
I’m just glad that George and Truth and scroll spammer always come and go at the exact same time. Otherwise there would be nobody to tell them all how brilliant they are.
Maybe Dr. Mrs. Marita is on a weight-loss regimen (ugh!) or taking antibiotics (ugh! ugh!)
Either way, she has my heartfelt sympathy.
Dr.Mrs.M: I’m not sure what the point is w/o the alcohol.
MzNicky, I’m not sure what the point is either.
Good guesses, SomeNYGuy, but I’m trying to be on a weight gain regimen, and failing miserably so far.
There are only so many Jena 6 white-people-got-punched lines.
Isn’t the problem the people who take the trolls seriously and get all riled up trying to refute them?
Yes, and I will plead guilty to that myself. A few weeks back, I actually took the trouble to look up a bunch of FBI and DOJ crime statistics, and very meticulously refuted pretty much every one of The Truth’s (or whatever he calls himself now) talking points. It did absolutely no “good”, of course, though I enjoy doing research and don’t consider it time wasted for that reason alone. Still, insofar as it did nothing to discourage him from posting the same lies repeatedly, it was an exercise in futility.
So yes, if people must respond, I would encourage only mockery and derision. It keeps the threads funny, at least.
Then why skip the alcohol? It’s VERY fattening!
Because my OB would really frown on the alcohol intake, SomeNYGuy. 🙂
Korean BBQ Style Flame Roasted Brussels Sprouts.
Is it too soon to say CONGRATULATIONS to Marita and Gavin?
Well, at after 2012 I will finally have someone who did worse than me! Thanks, Obama.
Whoa, the Doctor Mrs. drops a bomb! A happy bomb!
You can’t fool me. The real Walter Mondale isn’t illiterate.
It’s pretty early yet, but thanks! We have the first ultrasound soon, so once they’ve verified that it’s actually a baby, and not, say, a Studebaker or a toaster oven or something, I’ll be much more relaxed about it.
Obama will lose in 2012 because America will finally see what a socialist he is.
He only won in 2008 because he campaigned as a conservative. This is still a center-right nation.
If it does turn out to be a Studebaker, I’ll be happy to take it off your hands!
I love taking on idiot right-whingers as much as the next guy- nay, even more than the next guy, and probably more than his neighbor. I usually refrain from jumping in, because I have a life and choose to devote little time to that kind of bickering. Still, I love reading the idiocy of these people who have made themselves America’s enemy, the better to predict them (understanding is out of the question).
But SN has been so besieged by trolls that I, who have been reading since the heyday of Annieangel and Shoelimpy, finally activated the Killfile for the very first time today.
Much as I agree with the comments policy, there are and ought to be limits within a private space as this. The utter contempt these recent trolls, and especially the nym-shifting punk bitch who we all think of as Troofie, needs an answer. The only one I can think of that does not threaten the integrity of the community is the banhammer.
Now, if our hosts are sanguine about change in the form of many longtime commenters bailing out then so am I. But I think I’d like to see something else happen. And I hope they do, too.
And I’m sorry, I can’t promise to go back to being funny now, because I have always sucked at funny. Scathing is more my line.
He also basically bought the election. If we get someone like Romney to run who has millions and can self-fund, that will level the playing field.
“A happy bomb!”
Wow. Now you have to decide if it’s better to have a gay abortion or have a child and indoctrinate it in the joys of having gay abortions. Quandary alert!
John K. forgot to add, “this has been another delicious recipe for failure brought to you by Chef Limbaughyardi.”
If it’s not one of those I fully expect a genetically-enhanced super-being with laser eyeballs.
Here’s looking at you, kid.
Damnit! My wingut-detector is offline, my bullshit filters are full, and now I find my sense of timing is totally out of whack, too! I feel like a battleship that’s taken combat damage.
Dr. Mrs. Marita, I’m holding my breath for you and Gavin.
I’m sensing a very strong hopeful vibe.
If this keeps up I’ll speak to you of my adventure tonight.
It was exciting in wacky multicultural ways that can only be described while under the influence…
mikey
*GASP!!* Congratulations on potentially being with Studebaker! Pod feet or shrimp feet?
Now I really wish I could make it to the next Boston Sadly! But while last time I was down the street, these days I am way out in San Francisco, and well… you know, I like to walk to things.
Wow, congrats to Dr. Miissus Marita and Gavin!!
I think the troll problem is that the stupidity of their posts is so profound that its hard to resist. But I will try.
You know who is hurt most by illegal immigration?
Blacks and poor whites, the people the Democrat Party claims to care most about.
Let me get this straight. A guy whose name links to vdare.com pretends to care about the welfare of blacks?
Snowwy, your timing is fine. No worries.
Mikey, I think we all need to hear about your adventure tonight. Living vicariously through others sounds like a great distraction from my all-day morning sickness. 🙂
I could use a toaster oven.
Is this the new American productivity, womb-toasters & the like?
Congrats to Doc Missus & The Mister, for doing their patriotic duty.
And watch out, Duggars!!
tigrismus, Gavin is hoping for stomatopod feet.
He only won in 2008 because he campaigned as a conservative.
John K., you were much more interesting when you were writing “Ren and Stimpy”.
Well, for the first season, at least. But “Ripping Friends” sucked out loud.
Yeah, about that whole ‘wall of text’ joke.
😉
Congrats, guys! (For an abortion-loving commie feminist, I really do love babies. Especially other peoples babies, so I don’t have to do things like changing stinky diapers.)
So, what is everyone having for dinner?
Mr. ODS is having a boys night out, so it’s scrambled eggs, bacon, and toast. Followed by two rather strong sweet tea & vodka cocktails.
So, what is everyone having for dinner?
Some sort of excellent multi-culti meat pies made by my wife’s Argentinian coworker’s mom. Yum!
tigrismus, Gavin is hoping for stomatopod feet.
Demand polarised-light vision while you’re at it.
Congratulations, Dr Ms Marita and Gavin!
I salute and welcome our potential new laser-polar-light-visioned stomatopod Studebaker overlords.
The merguez sausage is almost ready! Yum! Red wine.
Mmmm…. meat pies…
Do any of you Brits/Aussies/Kiwis have a good recipe for steak and cheese pie? When I’m back to being able to eat properly, I’d sure love to cook some of those up.
I’ve always thought extendable limbs would be hilarious at the toddler age.
Always.
baby picture?
I made Portuguese rotisserie chicken with piri-piri sauce (it’s an olive oil infused with hot peppers) ,fried potatoes with aioli (garlic mayonnaise) and home-baked bread.
Cephalopods or nothing! Go ‘Pods!
I’ve always thought extendable limbs would be hilarious at the toddler age.
Geez, the baby-proofing you’d have to do!
Steak & cheese pie in a potato crust & you have three food groups right there.
I can’t actually believe that the concept of steak & cheese pie has never occurred to me (or American marketing geniuses) before, but please send the newsletter ASAP.
On reflection: One could get relatively thinly sliced steak & substitute it for the pasta in a lasagna recipe.
On reflection: One could get relatively thinly sliced steak & substitute it for the pasta in a lasagna recipe.
Dear God, is this enlightenment or madness? I cannot tell but I want to try it.
Might take some experimentation, who knows how steak bakes, how/if it should be cooked beforehand, cheaper or more expensive cuts better at baking (I’d guess you wouldn’t need a very fatty steak if the cheese is greasy enough) but even the experimenting could be fun.
Look, have fun, but I’m copyrighting the Steak Lasagna idea.
M. Bouffant’s Lasagna Steak House. Yes!
I’m taking the idea to the El Cheapo people on Monday.
It would be difficult to divide it after it had cooked … Hmmm. Individual portions in a muffin tin? Layers of cheese and steak in a sort of mini-souffle?
Cephalopods or nothing! Go ‘Pods!
No fair, the refs are totally in your corner.
cheaper or more expensive cuts better at baking
My bet is the cheaper cuts will be better. You might want something a little tougher in this situation.
I will be the first one in line for the Lasagna Steak House! Add some bacon in there and I think you’ll have a total food revolution!
“M. Bouffant’s Lasagna Steak House. Yes! ”
I would enter any establishment with “Lasagna Steak House” in the name. I don’t care if it’s ‘Lasagna Steak House and Prison Rape Emporium,’ I’m going in.
No fair, the refs are totally in your corner.
Refalopod!!!
I’ve always thought extendable limbs would be hilarious at the toddler age.
lol Dr. M.M. And sincere ‘gratz.
I saw his body swell and become distended … grasped the bust upon the cupboard, and laid it down on my desk.
…sounds like puberty to me – you’ve got a few years grace.
Refalopod!!!
Perhaps you are thinking of Vampyroteuthis infernalis, the Umpire Squid from Hell.
I guess I could have said ‘Rolflapod!’
I have SO much got one side of your perimeter. That’s good eating, even if we don’t know how to find our way out.
I just want to be on the assault team..
mikey
Rolling on floor lashing a prehensile oblique diverticulum.
Yeesh, I almost added “& Sheep Rental,” but decided that was too in a joke.
And Bacon!! Perhaps laid out atop the crust spelling out clever messages. Like “If left arm goes numb, use right to dial 9-1-1.”
Although now we’re getting into that naughty nurse/giant burger place in Phoenix territory. I’d like this to be a “class” operation.
..a “class” operation
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Mikey said: “I just want to be on the assault team.”
Done and done. I’ll call ahead to make reservations for two and ask that they don’t seat us anywhere near the showers.
Ahem. There is some fun to be had with this concept, some of which I will take for myself, but a busy photoshopper could do much better.
So I rented this sheep. It seemed to be the sheep I wanted.
But it kept bleating. When I went around behind it, it kept following me with it’s sad blue eyes. Dammit.
I took off my galoshes. I went around and sat down in front of the sheep. I said “dammit sheep, what’s the deal-io?” The sheep just weeped.
Fuck. I can’t fuck a weeping sheep. Can you?
Didn’t think so. So what’s the dealio, Mr. Sheep?
The sheep sniffled, and tried to shoo straight with me. Goddam sheep.
I lost patience and killed the goddam sheep. Made a righteous mutton stew.
Yum….
mikey
And for all the ‘pod people out there, ‘though I s’pose this is already sweeping the ocean:
Octopus floods Santa Monica Pier Aquarium
Fuck. I can’t fuck a weeping sheep. Can you?
The “lol” to “actually laughing out loud” ratio on the intertubz is somewhere around 100:1. This is one on the ones. LOL.
You can make that sheep into some fine merguez sausage, mikey.
If you can’t eff ’em, eat ’em?
That thing R. Bubba linked to seemed just fine (not that I know anything about whatever it was) a coincidental choice of a name not necessarily connected to what we all might think. Right to the cute little lightning S.
Thanks, M. Bouffant. I know some of the folks over at the pier. It’s a great story isn’t it? She just got lonely.
I posted about the Octopus here, read if you like.
Damn, my link didn’t post correctly. here it is – I hope
Made a righteous mutton stew
…sorry – checked the bible, koran, and torah – no sign of righteous mutton. Maybe you’ll have to do wicked mutton.
Do any of you Brits/Aussies/Kiwis have a good recipe for steak and cheese pie?
I aint one-o-dem things but don’t you mean steak and kidney pie? That’s the only steak & ____ pie I know how to make. Little lamby kidneys. Deviled. uhuhuhhhhh.
If it turns out to be a Studebaker after all, I’d be happy detail it and give it a tune up for ya.
Seriously, AWESOME!
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It is important to remember that a 350° oven can even out a whole lot of secondary disagreements, and baking a dish is more honest than trying to figure out what it wants to be some day.
If you find a rational interpretation of this analysis to be challenging, you should ask yourself a simpler question:
Does this world make sense, or am I simply inventing a framework within which I can pretend to understand madness?
mikey
Dr. Mrs. Marita and Gavin: OMG How wonderful.
DMM, being nauseous night and day is a good sign (“morning” sickness my ass). It means the l’il zygote is clinging like all get-out and behaving like the (desirably) tenacious parasite that at this point it is. How awesome that individuals such as yourselves choose to reproduce and introduce your inevitably awesome spawn into the populace.
For what it’s worth, I was vegetarian for perhaps two years prior to my becoming pregnant in 1978. Within three months I was like Mia Farrow in “Rosemary’s Baby,” my cravings having driven me to practically gnawing on raw liver over the sink. Prepare for a way-bumpy ride! And that’s only the beginning.
I once invented a framework, but it broke.
I can’t fuck a weeping sheep. […] what’s the dealio, Mr. Sheep?
Erm, UR DOIN IT RONG! No wonder it’s weeping.
I guess I can say it in public now, eh?
Gavin and Doc Marita. I love you, and wish you only the best. Good luck to you all!!
mikey
Thanks PeeJ.
You mighta been there to comfort me OR the goddam sheep, but in spite of the un-timeliness of your intervention, both me and the goddam dead sheep appreciate your participation and advice…
mikey
On balance, they’re well worth it – (start looking for places to hide the car keys).
I’d like this to be a “class” operation.
So, you mean that I can’t eat this unholy cheese/steak/bacon/sausage/marinara sauce concoction off of hot naked people?
I’ll spend my money elsewhere, thank you! Good day, sir!
So, you mean that I can’t eat this unholy cheese/steak/bacon/sausage/marinara sauce concoction off of hot naked people?
Wait!!
Goddamit, just WaitA Minute, fer crissakes.
We could, er, I dunno, Split hte the concoction. That would be ok, wouldn’t it?
And if we need to find some naked people to eat it offa, well, hell we could do that. We could even PAY some people to let us…Well, you know.
But either way, don’t give up on the concept so quickly. I’m intrigued by your thought processes and would like to subscribe to your cheeseburger…
mikey
Mikey–
Maybe we could solve this problem with take-out and a couple of strippers? Not as classy, I know, but we’ve got to work with what we’ve got.
I’m sorry. I hear they serve sushi on naked people, and I don’t have a problem with that. I wouldn’t even mind sushi being served offa my own bare ass self. But cheese-steak/marinara/sausage/bacon????? Nu uh…..Too goopy. You’ll never get that smell out!
Marita, you can have a lot of fun with babies.
Also, I am intrigued by the steak lasagna idea. I might put some time into it, if I can reach an agreeable licensing arrangement with the copyright holder.
First considerations must be not only the inherent properties of the various beef cuts but also the effect of several different cooking techniques upon them. A long slow braise, for example, reduces even tough cuts to shreds. That’s strictly for example – the texture produced by braising, say, eye round probably wouldn’t be close to what we’d want. As I think about it, I believe thinly sliced loin steak sous vide is an excellent candidate.
I just happen to have a “loin roast” (NY strip before cutting into steaks) on hand. Mebbee I’ll play around with the idea this weekend.
But cheese-steak/marinara/sausage/bacon????? Nu uh…..Too goopy. You’ll never get that smell out!
Come on, have you ever smelled a stripper? The meat and tomato smell can only improve things.
Yeah, that might work ODS.
Or, failing that, we could hire some sheep and order some stripper takeout?
Sure, it’s usually Chicken/Garlic/Stripper pizza, but in this case maybe we could get some Sheep/Boots/Pork/Pole/Stripper pizza with some celery straws.
To go. With some decent china white.
Yeah. That’d work…
mikey
Actually, I’ve never smelled a stripper. I’ve smelled a hooker – had a friend in the life – and she smelled pretty good. It was kind of an occupational requirement in her price range.
You gonna have some blue cheese dressing and some Frank’s hot sauce with that stripper-pole celery-sticks marinara sauce meatball?
Pizza?
Win, PeeJ!!
I’m thinking about playing around with my Loin Roast tonight.
If you want, I’ll let you know how it turns out…
mikey
Do any of you Brits/Aussies/Kiwis have a good recipe for steak and cheese pie?
My recipe involves walking down to Trisha’s Pie Shop and spending $3.80 of shiny NZ currency. Serves one individual with obdurate digestion.
I suppose the multi-tentacled octopus of the islamofascist conspiracy could be called a Keffiyehpod.
I’m thinking about playing around with my Loin Roast tonight.
?(…nah..too easy)
Actually, I’ve never smelled a stripper.
Vanilla and sweat. Not an appetizing combo.
Steak and tomato sauce on the other hand….
I can’t really copyright an idea that belongs to the ages, it’s just the Steak Lasagna House, or whatever “creative” comes up w/, that’s under the iron fist of Intellectual Property.
Experiment as you will.
Do they have blood sausage/black pudding Smut?
‘Cause you seem to groove on those bits of bovine, cuts n casualties R us..
mikey
They just keep pretending that political shotgun-muzzle they’re giving head to is a big turgid schwanz – & praise Cthulhu, it’s their right as Real Ammurickinz to just keep right on pretending that, forever. Move over hippies, there’s a new skid in town!
Yeah, they eat up people like jellybeans. So why do so many of its rubes keep fetishing the GOP like some kind of Defective-Tamaguchi/Moloch? Its policy history reads like something co-authored by Mary Shelley & David Cronenberg. You’d think that heinous clusterfucks like 9/11, Katrina & CIA torture-ships would’ve tended to rub sincere conservatives the wrong way — what with the gratuitous sociopathy & barbarism & all. If they’re going to pass themselves off as paragons of civilization they need to get an ass-upholstery divorce & walk the fuckin’ walk.
My Loin Roast thanks you for your Discretion…
mikey
well, it looks to me like the most effective antidote to a severe troll infestation is for the hosts to announce they’re preggers.
It also brings mikey back round.
I foresee a bit of trouble in repeatability though. Not everyone is a Duggar.
Well, nearly everyone is a Duggar.
Jeez, I just spent an afternoon with a couple of young friends who were…you know…thinking about getting knocked up. It’s sweet.
I’ve smelled a hooker – had a friend in the life – and she smelled pretty good. It was kind of an occupational requirement in her price range.
Back in my homeless runaway days, I had a “client” who specifically wanted me to smell bad. Fortunately, he was my only client, but it still caused scheduling problems.
That is all.
in re: blood sausage
I miss some things about living in central PA with lots of Amish farmer acquaintences. High on the list are ladling extra cream from the top of the tank into my milk bottle, really really organic free range eggs for $1/dozen (with the most glorious orangey yolks you can imagine, and picking up two quarts of blood for making sausage.
And raw milk for making cheese. And slaughtering a lamb for roasting whole on a spit. And…and….
Hand me that rag, willya?
Do they have blood sausage/black pudding Smut?
I have to make my own Black Pudding pie, alas.
It’s an anemia thing.
I have missed mikey lately
I never was a pro, but I recall a moment in the distant past, making an assignation to meet up with someone after a hard day at work, and discovering that….well, stink was kinda a turnon!
Not my general preference, and haven’t repeated it, but it was surprising to realize how hot it was!
Sex is dirty?
No, sex is stinky! and fun!
I have spilled my seed in the rich earth of four continents.
I have loved, and been loved, and screwed it up over and over again.
And now, in my twilight, I have no bloodline, no offspring, no spawn of my loins.
And I gotta be honest. That makes me very happy. If the point of producing additional humans was nothing more than a source of succor in advancing age, then one has to ask oneself if that meets the minimum threshold for criminality.
I’ll “lie doon and dee” on my own, on my own terms, alone as I came into this world, and bless each and every one of your with the courage and responsibility to bring a child into this world. I don’t have the ability to understand how you can do that, the font of courage and hope that makes it possible, the sense of power and stability that brings it to fruition, but I honor your courage and your sacrifice, even as I know I haven’t the courage or the strength to do it myself.
From each according to his ability, to each according to his work…
And into the future we bravely march…
mikey
Again, please avoid answering the troll unless you’re using ‘St Jesus *’ or some other interchangeable, readily-killfiled handle.
I’ve been avoiding it altogether because the trolls have been decidedly disappointingly lately & I enjoy a good three-day weekend freakout, but still. Some of us wanna avoid the fuckin’ Noids. Some courtesy, please?
In a similar vein and country to Mr Smut Clyde I hie me thence to the Winter Brothers bakery Shop in Hokowhitu and purchase Steak and Cheese pies.
But this one seems pretty good.
Congrats on the Wee ‘un.
If one could quote Mr. Lou Reed
It’s the beginning of a great adventure
You been a shoulder and a kind ear, haven’t you? Whose gametes go where hasn’t been important to humanity since we learned how to set shit on fire. What matters is the people around you; we as a species and as a country have a parvenu’s attitude towards permanence, think it’s all about setting our bloodline in stone, but the only long run worth worrying about is after the people who know the people you know are dead. Worrying about whether or not we have invisible great-great-grandchildren with our perverse eyes or glorious noses is nothing more than rearranging deep-crust lignite on what the Sun leaves of the Earth as it dies.
Aw, damn, Kiwi. “image not available.” Sulking.
Sex is dirty?
Only if UR DOIN IT RITE!!!
Is St. Jesus open for general use?
If not, having a designated “respond to troll” nym might not be a bad compromise for people who really can’t resist a dig. Then people who don’t want to participate can killfile and trolls won’t know who they are talking to.
Eh? ehhh?
Yes, although I’m trying to encourage the use of ordinals, descriptives, or something else after it: ‘St. Jesus of Wasilla’ or some shit. I’m using St. Jesus I, I don’t know who the hell the other ordinals are, but really even keeping your own troll-handle isn’t that important – as long as it begins with ‘St. Jesus’ it can be wildcarded into the same killfile.
That way instead of there being two dozen plus nyms to killfile there’s only one from the Sadlyites slapping the trolls around with pork.
alec, I have to say, I like it.
Why do I hate America?
What? What?! What’s all this about a baby?
Never mind, I’ll go boil sheets and tear up water…
Hi Mikey!
Screw the marinara. I’m thinking roasted tomatoes, also sliced and fresh, coarsely torn basil, roasted garlic cloves strewn throughout and Italian, not Danish, fontina. Would lovingly braised endive or radichio layered in there be gilding the lily?
Who cares!! I’m deconstructing something that never existed.
[Is that too gay?]
Dang, y’all! A troll-free Saturday! The best!
ooops – shhh!!!
Yes yes yes, gilding the lily is always gay but you know very well what I mean. I’m sure you do.
Is 200C near 350F?
After looking at that (good thing there was no savoury picture) I have to have Dinner II: The Re-Eatening.
Who cares!! I’m deconstructing something that never existed.
[Is that too gay?]
Only if eaten off of male strippers.
Only if eaten off of male strippers.
Brilliant!
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ODS is right. If you eat it off of your friends, it’s totally chill bro. Guys do that all the time. You know, hanging out, messing around, eating marinara out of each other’s navels.
I’m still trying…
It’s not gay if it’s pasta sauce, unless it has mushrooms.
This probably isn’t fair to do to DMM in her condition, but check out the Bacon Explosion:http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/
There’s also something in Clarksburg, WV called the “Pizza Bake” that involve copiuos amounts of sausage, pepperoni, and cheese. I’ll try to find the link.
If you eat it off of your friends, it’s totally chill bro. Guys do that all the time. You know, hanging out, messing around, eating marinara out of each other’s navels.
Holy crap, that is totally the plot to a gay porno.
Holy crap, that is totally the plot to a gay porno.
In my experience, that is much too much plot for a gay porno.
This fine gentleman attempted the Bacon Explosion and lived. Somehow I trust his judgment, except for the grease-down-the-sink bit.
Found the Pizza Bake-there’s ground beef,mac & cheese, pepperoni,mozzarella and more pepperoni. It really worth clicking through to watch the video
http://wboy.com/story.cfm?func=viewstory&storyid=31559
In my experience, that is much too much plot for a gay porno.
*snork*
Brings to mind the following classic quote:
The lady is braver than the lot of ya:
http://www.hulu.com/watch/30379/paulas-home-cooking-fried-mac-and-cheese
Hate to sound like the troll, but have any of you had the courage to watch the Pizza Bake video yet?
Hate to sound like the troll, but have any of you had the courage to watch the Pizza Bake video yet?
I did, and I kept my dinner down until the second jar of tomato sauce. Now you watch mine!
No! Think of the burns it’d leave!
(Unless that’s your thing. And theirs. Safe, sane and consensual and all that… In which case, pics or it didn’t happen.)
And while I’ve been married to a Jew far too long to be able to give a full-throated congrats to Dr.Missus Marita & Gavin (tugs ear, spits three times…), this goy would like to offer a cautious congratulations and sincere best hopes for your Studebaker.
protected static, I think the “safe phrase” you’re looking for is kineh horeh (transliterations vary, but it’s literally “no evil eye”) and I’d like to wish the parents-pending the same.
@SNYG: it would probably help if my wife knew her Hebrew better, but yeah – that sounds about right! 🙂
pizza bake? Raaaalf!
Good old West Virginia, always striving to show their best.
The fact is, “party purger” is an anagram of “Gary Ruppert.”
So, what are y’all talking about? Just got here half a minute ago…
So, what are y’all talking about? Just got here half a minute ago…
The usual. Trolls, food, new babies, gay porn.
I know a troll who’s stale and lame
Every racist tale’s the same.
Posts his wingnut comments nightly.
Stupid fucking troll can bite me.
Twoofy, Twoofy.
Twoofy, Twoofy.
Congrats to Doctor Missus Marita.
Have you tried ginger? Great stuff for queasiness.
Add my best wishes for a well-tentacled Studebaker also. Cephroflopods all the way.
As to the steaksagna, I have to wonder if it would be sacrilege to go with ricotta/spinach layers betwixt the meat-noodles. Might clash with the bacon.
The Asian groceries near me sell thin sliced beef for sukiyaki or pho, but now I have a worthy use for it.
Ha! Is that a Brian Eno/Bobby Jindal axis of exorcism?
Also, the strippers that I used to hang with smelled just fine. Admittedly, they were a select lot rather than a representative sample. Ymmv.
really really organic free range eggs for $1/dozen (with the most glorious orangey yolks you can imagine
Yeppers. Before moving up to the Portland metro area I had a dozen chickens on five acres in the mid-Willamette valley, and the sublime eggs those girls produced while roaming free to peck on bugs and wild greens were beyond compare.
This spring I’m headin’ to the feed store to buy three or four female chicks– gonna build a small movable henhouse so they can be moved around to forage on various areas of the yard here on the muddy banks of the Tualatin River.
Dibs on any extra embryos!
Pedestrian, I’ve already touched on trolls and food but require further research on the gay porn and new baby fronts.
–Say, is the word “front” an unwitting allusion to… well, never mind. And touched on trolls– ewwwww.
Dibs on any extra embryos!
MMM… balut … UHHHH…
Dibs on any extra embryos!
Wait.. are we still talking about the chickens?
To Gav and DMM: Congrats on your coming toaster. I hope it’s the kind that does bagels too, those are really neat.
Come to think of it, mentioning eggs sorta covers the new baby angle, so I’m On Topic, bottom to top!
So, you mean that I can’t eat this unholy cheese/steak/bacon/sausage/marinara sauce concoction off of hot naked people?
According to Meret Oppenheim it’s OK.
Must be time to hit the roost for now. Will catch up with y’all after cockcrow.
RIP Philip Jose Farmer.
Dibs on any extra embryos!
MMM… http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balut_(egg)
According to the link: “Balut has been the “shocking” topic of some television shows because of its taboo nature in some Western cultures.”
SomeMost people do not read enough Sam Beckett.Adding my congrats to DMM and Gavin.
And I’ll get back to everybody on the stripper smell question after I’ve concluded my research. (Remember, folks, it’s all in the name of science!)
Congrats to Gavin and DMM… didn’t Sarah Palin name one of her kids Studebaker?
I actually asked a friend’s father if balut was considered acceptable to eat on Fridays in Lent. It is an egg, after all. He was of the opinion that it wasn’t.
RIP Philip Jose Farmer.
Yeah, at least we still have my man Jack Vance, kineh horeh.
My wife found anti nausea wrist bands to be helpful she had 24 hr morning sickness but these helped her control it a bit.
The Jungle Rot Kid will live for ever.
Six hundred.
First, thank you all for your kind congratulations and anti-puking advice! Hugs all around!
Second, we should all learn from the comment a couple above mine: when we hang out and have fun amongst ourselves, trolls get bored and leave.
If it’s not too late, I’d like to add my congrats to our fecund hosts!
P.S. – From recent experience, (1) lots of morning sickness is good, and (2) ginger doesn’t do shit for it. YMMV
And by “good” I mean a good sign, as MzNicky said.
Wait.. are we still talking about the chickens?
The topic is gay porn, after all.
An old bartender’s tonic for upset tummy is Angostura bitters and club soda. Just a few dashes. If you add some 7-up you get ginger ale, more or less. I don’t know if AB has ginger among its many root extracts and whatnot but it seems to be a pretty effective anti-emetic. Bonus is you get to call it a cocktail.
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Thanks for the cocktail recipe, PeeJ! I’ve tried ginger, but I’m not sure it worked too well. What it does do is make me run screaming from the room every time my loving husband suggest I have some, since I now associate the smell of ginger with vomiting. Ungh.
I’m sorry you had to give up your farm fresh meaty/eggy goodness when you moved to Oregon, but I think you’re just not well enough connected yet. My parents raise grass-fed beef, so between that and the wild turkeys they shoot every year (and the venison or elk they manage most years), I can’t help but think of moving west as a big improvement, food-wise. Oh yeah, and they get farm fresh eggs from a friend every week. Yum.
Congratulations, but can we hold off on the recipe for placenta lasagna?
Grass fed beef? They raise it FOR SALE? I want their phone number NOW. Wait – never mind, just tell me where they are and I’m on my way.
PeeJ, the problem is the nearest USDA cert place they could get to do butchering is in Eugene, and they’re not subjecting their animals to a 2 hour ride to the slaughterhouse. The upshot of that is that they can’t sell individual packages, they can only sell quarters, halves, and whole beef. Great if you want a freezer full (and a good price), but not much use other than that. Also, their next group of meat animals won’t be raised to tasty perfection until early September. But if you want details, I’m happy to pass them along. And I’ll try to bring a package of something for you when we’re in Oregon next (not sure when that will be, with the pregnancy thing, and all).
I have upsetted the all powerful Word Press and it ated my message.
Lou Reed said about kids It’s the beginning of a great adventure
We used to get a whole lamb twice a year so I’m not afraid of that. I don’t have a large freezer anymore nor do I have room for one so that’s an issue. HOWEVER, we would occasionally, when freezer space was tight and we were still well stocked, go halvesies or thirdsies with friends who didn’t want to or couldn’t get an entire animal themselves.
Plus, some of my friends who I’m sure would be interested DO have big freezers…..
I get so pissed off when I see otherwise reputable places like Zupan’s and Whole Foods pushing corn fed beef as the best, tastiest, blah blah blah. Aside from it just not being true, IMHO, it’s probably the least sustainable beef farming one can imagine.
So, yes, I would be grateful to have more info. And if you were to bring by some oh so fine bovine flesh, I would be absolutely delighted to use all my powers (such as they are) to prepare something special for you and Mister Missus.
ps – Way way back in college in the 70’s, I lived in a big old (falli9ng down, verge of condemnation) house with 5 or 6 other guys who were almost as poor as I. Two of us (I’m not one of the two) came from farming families, both in NW PA. During the summer we would alternate weekends on garden duty, tending a 1/2 acre plot “donated” by one of the ‘rents. When Rick’s (the other one) mother said we could have an old milch cow if we butchered it ourselves we jumped at the chance. I did my part by driving my PoS 64 chevy van to my own little home town in the boonies where the local appliance dealer totally refurbed a chest freezer and charged us $10 for it, surely taking a loss on the deal. We thanked him profusely and headed back to Erie to install the freezer. Then it was off to Albion, PA to slaughter and butcher the cow. Having butchered more than one deer, and also having a small passion for cooking, I was to be the man on the spot. Fortunately, Rick’s mother additionallly enlisted the assistance of a local butcher who saved me from making too many mistakes. And who also tught me a good bit about the art at the same time.
Upshot was, we were a bunch of poor students who could barely find two nickels to rub together to buy milk, who dined for months on steak and roast beef.
Thanks for listening – I had fun writing about it and more than that, I got warm fuzzies just recalling it all. Maybe I should start blogging, as if anyone would want to read that tripe*.
* tripe: yummmmm.
That’s cool, PeeJ. Gav’s actually designing a site for my parents’ farm, but for now you can get info on them from the Local Harvest site:
[email gav for URL]
I can answer pretty well any questions you might have on top of the info there.
I didn’t realize that Whole Foods pushed corn fed beef. That makes no sense. My parents are certainly not the granola type, but they’re a lot more sustainable than that – 50 or so head on 80+ acres, cows are grazed in the summer, fed hay (mostly cut from their property) and alfalfa in the winter. No hormones, no antibiotics (except in the very rare circumstance that an animal injures itself out in the pasture (by trying to jump a fence or something) and then only what is necessary to get the animal healthy). They even put in a system to collect and store rainwater from the top of their barns so that the cows can drink that (it cuts erosion in addition to reducing burden on the water supply).
One place you might consider trying for some good cuts of meat, if you’re ever in the mood for a jaunt down 99E, is Voget Meats in Hubbard. They’ve been around for ages, and my dad’s family has been going to them forever (I think they even processed a bear my dad shot once when he was a little kid). Love their Oktoberfest sausages – I think they’re a big supplier for the shindig in nearby Mt. Angel every year.
Eng: George. Sp: Jorge. Pronunciation: horhay, or if you’d rather, whorhay.
I aint one-o-dem things but don’t you mean steak and kidney pie? That’s the only steak & ____ pie I know how to make.
These guys (real honest-to-goodness Aussies) ship nationwide:
http://www.australianbakery.com/
They do make a steak and cheese pie as well as a steak and kidney pie, but I prefer the steak & mushroom or steak & black pepper pies. Right on the square in Marietta, GA (suburban Atlanta, NW side).
My snuck-into-the-US-on-(heh heh)-false-pretenses-so-he-could-earn-money-for-his-wife-and-three-kids-in-Yucatan friend cooked the most awesome whatever-the-hell-he-called-it. Had squid. Reconquista, baby. With cilantro. And fuck off, please.
Congrat, DMM and Gavin! *throws confetti*
That fried mac and cheese…ooooooooh! I must have it!
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