That be fly, yo.

Or is that the shiznit?

Look, I’m half-white, all right?…

I for one applaud Justice Roberts’ repeated assertions that he will uphold and enforce the Constitizzles.

But will he get all up S-to-tha-calizzle’s grill on privacizzle?

It really works if you read it with an “Ali G” sort of inflection.

Someone needs to Photoshop Kaye into a backwards cap, huge sunglasses, and an enormous Flava Flav stopwatch.

haha yes, I was reading WND with this, and I thought “Sadly, No! would love this!!” The best one I found was on Agape Press about some GWU Professor getting fired for being too frank in an elective sex-ed course. Absolutely hilarious. I’ll be reading right-wing blogs with this permanently on from now on.

And yes, Kaye makes much more sense now

hizzle, m’nizzle

i can see ms. grogan writing a column exactly like that.

Use of ethnic colloquialisms for comedic effect by the dominant ethnic majority is the modern equivalent of black-face. On the other hand, adoption of the language and grammar styles of minorities gives them power in shaping language, and therefore some control over social constructions. That said, ‘crunk’ is still a pretty sueful word.

Use of ethnic colloquialisms for comedic effect by the dominant ethnic majority is the modern equivalent of black-face. On the other hand, adoption of the language and grammar styles of minorities gives them power in shaping language, and therefore some control over social constructions. That said, ‘crunk’ is still a pretty sueful word.

Yes, yes, I know. Not entirely PC. But really, how can you not laugh looking at that picture of Kaye Grogan next to the words, “Well, wizzy . . You gotta check dis shit out yo. . tha three ring circus is `bout ta begin featur’n Judge J-to-tha-izzohn Roberts, n tha Judiciary Committee.”

Kaye be doin’ a whole lotta finga snappin’.

Use of ethnic colloquialisms for comedic effect by the dominant ethnic majority is the modern equivalent of black-face. On the other hand, adoption of the language and grammar styles of minorities gives them power in shaping language, and therefore some control over social constructions. That said, ‘crunk’ is still a pretty sueful word.

This is crunked up, man.

Selwyn Duke come up good:” … An angry dawg is blind ta truth, coz anga is like darkness. Aint no stoppin’ this shit nigga: tha more there is, tha less you can see … “[Selwyn Duke lives in Westchesta County, New York. Subscribe nigga, get yo issue. He is a internet entrepreneur n gangsta whose works have appeared on various sites on tha Internet, like a tru playa’. Selwyn has traveled extensively in his life, visit’n exotic locales such as India, Morocco, n Algeria, n quite a brotha of motherfucka countries.]Gizoogle

Kaye probably just figured out how to run a VCR and
maybe she just rented Steve Martin’s “The Jerk” for the first time.
Bet she has a black keyboard, loves black panties and lipstick, black dress and nylons, and thinks she’s gotten out of the 60s…
Or maybe she’s just a bigotted jerk!

“Use of ethnic colloquialisms for comedic effect by …”

“if the ride is more fly, you must buy. F’shizzle, Iocizzle” -Snoop Dogg

all bets are off, m’nizzle.

FUCKING REMEMBER ME!!!!!!

(/lost-composure)

” … An angry dawg is blind ta truth, coz anga is like darkness. Aint no stoppin’ this shit nigga: tha more there is, tha less you can see … “

This makes me think of the Tupac poetry book that came out just after he died . . .

Godammit now I’m going to be playing with this all day! So much for working at work.

Kaye Grogan is a freelance crazy ass nigga who lives in Virginia. She writes, produces, n hosts a daily commentary called “Viewpoint” on her local radio station. She has written op-eds n articles fo` tha Daily Republizzles pusha to increase tha peace. She also writes editorials fo` online rappa n local crazy ass nigga.

Kizzle has many published poems, one published book, n has been featured in a popular woman’s national magazine. She is currently ho-slappin’ on two books fo` children.

Godammit now I’m going to be playing with this all day! So much for working at work.

Kaye Grogan is a freelance crazy ass nigga who lives in Virginia. She writes, produces, n hosts a daily commentary called “Viewpoint” on her local radio station. She has written op-eds n articles fo` tha Daily Republizzles pusha to increase tha peace. She also writes editorials fo` online rappa n local crazy ass nigga.

Kizzle has many published poems, one published book, n has been featured in a popular woman’s national magazine. She is currently ho-slappin’ on two books fo` children.

Lucianne.com works pretty well for this, too.

A Generous Response Begins to Slow
One third spent. Red Cross Can’t tizzy how. Huh?

fo shizzle!

I had fun with this a few months ago.

mutant cat, your blog is cool n shit, know what Im sayin