Shorter The Anchoress
Posted on February 24th, 2009 by Brad
- The fact that Bush never jailed people for calling him mean names shows that he was the most freedom-loving president our country has ever had.
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Clearly, name calling is a treasonable offense, but not threatening to assassinate the President or throwing a Chicago Tea Party…
Freedom. Freedom freedom. Freedom freedom freedom freedom freedom. Freedom freedom freedom? Freedom. Freedom freedom freedom freedom, freedom freedom freedom freedom freedom freedom. And lastly Hussein. Thank you.
Shoe throwing, however, is an entirely different matter.
Oh, man, she’s a hilarious font of projection!!!
A favorite quote? – The last American president did not get pissy and thin-skinned,
And I love she’s got a photoshopped picture of Mel Gibson as Braveheart USA, and she captions it “just because it will piss people off.”
It’s nice to see that the Right’s main ambition these days is to annoy people – and that they manage to be so off-target while doing so.
Mel Gibson’s picture pissing people off? No, dear, it just makes people go WTF? and laugh at you.
The Bush Braveheart picture is awesome.
“A silly picture, just because it will piss so many people off”
And there it is.
God, why are all these righties such awful writers? They just go on and on in the most preachy, brain crushingly dull way. I guess I’m beginning to understand why Jonah Goldberg can be one of their intellectual A-listers.
“A silly picture, just because it will piss so many people off”
Just keep telling yourself that lady.
I see a few others here also had “stickin’ it to the liberals” on their Wingnut Bingo cards.
God, why are all these righties such awful writers? They just go on and on in the most preachy, brain crushingly dull way.
everything they know about writing they learned from Atlas Shrugged
I thought the Anchoress promised to stop blogging. Although I guess the argument could be made that she has.
I shall tell you of W. Historians from Dhimmi-crat-land will say I am a liar, but history is written by those who are literate. The king of Freedomland had served two fantastically successful terms, but the king of Lefty-atheist-commie-land, a cruel muslim known as Hussein the Black, claimed the throne of Freedomland for himself. Freedomland’s nobles fought him, and fought each other, over the crown. So Blacky Hussein X invited them to talks of trillion dollar bailouts – but only spending to save marsh mice – no tax cuts at all!!!
“A silly picture, just because it will piss so many people off”
So they’re being this stupid out of spite? *sigh*
So Blacky Hussein X invited them to talks of trillion dollar bailouts – but only spending to save marsh mice – no tax cuts at all!!!
In twenty years, I really do wonder if anyone will have learned anything from this massive clusterfuck. Do we get another 40 years of Democrat majority in reward for responsibility? Or will Obama get to rehash the Carter years and go down as a failure in the face of any success? :-p
Does that mean Bush gets hanged, drawn and quartered?
ZOMG, Hussein Obama, LOLOLOL!!!1!1!!1 I haven’t heard that one before.
Stupid AND unoriginal.
Oh, her commenters are great!
What is really more disturbing now with the press is that they are standing by and allowing Rick Santelli of CNBC to be ridiculed and treated in the most infantile way by the administration.
Yes, the tyranny of Obama, how dare he commit ridicule of the press!
Bush, OTOH, snapped towels on the asses of the press everytime he talked to them, and they lapped it up with grins.
What is really more disturbing now with the press is that they are standing by and allowing Rick Santelli of CNBC to be ridiculed and treated in the most infantile way by the administration.
A ridiculous man makes an infantile speech, and is treated as ridiculous and infantile.
I call it The Ownership Society.
If we can make it thru September w/o losing 3k people in a single attack, B Hussein’s record will instantly and permanently exceed w’s.
And if you don’t get re-elected, good heavens! How can you continue and complete the coup?
If you don’t get re-elected and leave office, isn’t it not a coup by definition?
Bush and his administration never warned congress about Fannie and Freddie and this sort of stuff, or asked for some revisions to a ruinous policy.
And of course the poor ickle Republicans were powerless to do anything against those dastardly Dems for 8 whole years!
Bush was all for freedom. American-style freedom, writ large upon the whole world. Free speech. Free markets.
Free speech zones and free-money bailouts. Maybe if he’d just delivered the money to Wall Street on pallets the economy would be in as great shape as Iraq!
I never realized George Bush was so wonderful. Imagine how bad a shape the world would be in if somebody less Jesus-y had been Prezdent?
I guess all those failed businesses were just somebody else’s fault too.
Except, of course, Bush, Jr. (well, his good squad/handlers/braintrust) did have people jailed for wearing Kerry shirts to a rally (in West Virginia). Fuckers.
Poor baby Rick Santelli is all ascared now because he’s claiming that Robert Gibbs threatened him when he criticized his idiotic rant. Real tough guy. Not once did Gibbs make mention of the whereabouts of Santelli’s files but you’d think he’d been offered the position of Chicago Comptroller the way he’s talking.
Alternative Shorter The Anchoress: If only you read everything that I link to, half of which are posts that I’ve already made with myriad links of their own, it would all become perfectly clear and you’d join me down at the airport to pass out pamphlets.
“A silly picture, just because it will piss so many people off”
Conservatism in a nutshell.
Rick Santelli is scared of Robert Gibbs?
Conservatism in a SECOND nutshell…
you’d join me down at the airport to pass out pamphlets.
I don’t think she’s allowed anywhere near the airport, as her massive breasts cause the radar equipment to erroneously report the imminent landing of two airbuses on the same runway.
And besides, doesn’t she keep herself walled up in a tower?
I know it’s lame to make fun of someone’s appearance, but damn if she doesn’t look painfully like Lewis Black.
I know it’s lame to make fun of someone’s appearance, but damn if she doesn’t look painfully like Lewis Black.
Only if Lewis Black first swallowed Louie Anderson.
You must be new here.
And to think, I thought it’d be a TMI post about getting a “Brazilian”.
What is really more disturbing now with the press is that they are standing by and allowing Rick Santelli of CNBC to be ridiculed and treated in the most infantile way by the administration.
It hit me a couple of days ago… while the Villagers are cooing about Santelli, he’d probably last two seconds on Main Street- he’s a Portfolio Populist, not the real thing. If he led his minions out into the streets of Chicago, they’d get a serious beatdown at the hands of a multicultural blue-collar crowd.
If she misses bush so much she should visit Mary Cheney.
American-style freedom, writ large upon the whole world.
The greatful dead
The fact that Bush never jailed people for calling him mean names
The episode comes to mind about the guy arrested by the Secret Service for criticising Dick Cheney.
I know it’s lame to make fun of someone’s appearance, but damn if she doesn’t look painfully like Lewis Black.
Only if Lewis Black first swallowed Louie Anderson.
After Louie swallows Buddy Hackett.
Sort of the comedy turducken.
A Blackderkett.
Missing gator, WATCH OUT!!
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That was a typo. It should read:
“Yep, I miss playing with my bush.”
Clear?
Do not follow the links unless you have a Minoan girl with a roll of string with you; otherwise you will either be lost forever or devoured by the misbegotten child of George Bush and an traditionalist Catholic bullf**ker.
Captain Jack!
Sorry, a traditionalist Catholic bullf**ker.
Nuh-uh. ‘Cos the fRighties will blame every single death on the malign hand of HUSSEIN Obsama.
Bush, OTOH, snapped towels on the asses of the press everytime he talked to them, and they lapped it up with grins.
Well, it *was* kind of a nifty party trick, seeing as how he snapped their asses even while their lips were permanently pasted to *his*…
Sort of the comedy turducken.
I make it a strict policy never to eat food with “turd” in its name. So far it’s working out pretty well.
Lordy, when did the meaning of “factual” change to “fantastical”, with ground notes of “head smugly rammed up my own, er, petard”?
It’s like the evolution of “nice” all over again.
Ms Anchorhead said:” his policies suddenly seem wise and right to some surprising people.”
I am a suprising people and therefore you should rate for me
So Bush protected us from terrorists? By my count more than 7,000 Americans died at the hands of terrorists under his watch. (3,000 in NYC and 4,000 in Iraq.) Not a very impressive record.
But Tom, how do you know that even more wouldn’t have died if Bush hadn’t been protecting us with his Magic Anti-Terrorist Rock?
Holy crap – she could eat Polaroids, point her head at a blank wall & put on a fuckin’ slide-show, she’s projecting so hard.
Now we know who writes the GOP’s policies – just subtract the scare-quotes … it’s Anchoressocracy!
LOL WUT