I Love It When Ya Call Me Big Papi…

Was at the game tonight. David Ortiz is my hero. Will be back tomorrow with an exciting post about wingnut sex. Peace.

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And the Yankees lost. The magic number is 22.

 
 

Dude. Seriously. Dude. It was probably the best game I’ve ever been to.

 
 

Yeah, um, it was good on the tiny little TV screen, too. Gloaty-assed bastard. Harrumph.

 
 

That’s funny, the fucking Uncanny Canadian just played it off “game was awesome, just a Big Papi walkoff, you know, the kind where you just know it when the ball leaves the bat (implied everyday occurence.”

Well, it probably is, Uncanny One, when you go every night, and have GREEN MONSTER TICKETS FOR TOMORROW NIGHT, ONE OF WHICH SHOULD BE MINE BUT I SUCK AND AM POOR AND AM ACROSS THE COUNTRY SWEATING OVER OUR WEB PAGE THAT YOU DESERT FOR YOUR HOT BABE GIRLFRIEND AND SEEMINGLY ENDLESS RED SOX TICKETS.

I’m sorry that my wall of pain broke down hear in the Sadly, No! comments.

I am officially at war with the Uncanny One. I congratulate Brad R. on his real enthusiasm, not the jaded near ennui at Big Papi’s heroics from the Canadian Cobag. This may render Three Bulls! asunder.

Oh, Monday Goldberg Theatre tomorrow.

 
 

The Red Sox suck (as does every other team in Baseball.) The true sport starts tomorrow night. And just for Brad: GO RAIDERS!!! (never thought I would say that in my life.)

 
 

That was the most predicable finish to a game I’ve ever seen. You guys should all be fellating Mike Scioscia right now because he handed that one to you on a silver fucking platter.

 
 

I will be supporting the Soxs 100% this weekend when they are in NYC. But if things go according to plan then ya’ll is mortal enemies come the playoffs, cuz the Tribe got some payback to deliver for last time (2000? I can’t remember, I think I was drunk on vanilla extract at the time).

Just kidding, I have a good Bostonian friend. By the way, watch out for Elarton, yeah he is a journeyman, (unlike the rest of the starters, who are awesome and young), but he is throwing great.

See you in October!

 
 

The Red Sox suck (as does every other team in Baseball.) The true sport starts tomorrow night.

Hey, I love football, but baseball is the best. It helps if you live in the Northeast and/or Chicago or St. Louis.

The Pats will demolish Randy Moss and friends, btw.

I will be supporting the Soxs 100% this weekend when they are in NYC. But if things go according to plan then ya’ll is mortal enemies come the playoffs, cuz the Tribe got some payback to deliver for last time (2000? I can’t remember, I think I was drunk on vanilla extract at the time).

The Tribe are overdue for a Series. In all honesty, I don’t really care if the Sox win it this year or not- I just care that we humiliate that $200 million disgrace in the Bronx for a second straight year.

 
 

It helps if you live in the Northeast and/or Chicago or St. Louis.

You do realize, don’t you, that the two teams in the greater Los Angeles area will combine to draw close to 7 million fans this season?

 
 

Vladi- you’re right. I forgot how popular the Angels had become. The Giants and Mariners (when they’re winning) routinely draw well too.

 
 

I was there too. Wasn’t it just the greatest thing ever? My first ever live walk-off. Glorious.

 
 

was there too. Wasn’t it just the greatest thing ever? My first ever live walk-off. Glorious.

Whoa. Where’d you sit? (I was in the upper bleachers, section 38).

 
 

Vladi- you’re right. I forgot how popular the Angels had become.

Don’t forget the added bonus of no football.

 
 

Isn’t calling a team “The Los Angeles Angels” a teensy bit redundant?

 
 

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