Why, that suddenly brings us back to normal

Well, now.

United Nations Undersecretary-General Jan Egeland–yeah, the same jerk who called America “stingy” during the Indonesian tsunami disaster last year–has come around to offering the U.N.’s help to victims of Hurricane Katrina.

Wow, can you believe that asshole? And several so-called foreign countries just offered independently, too. About time, jerks. Where were you yesterday when the President was on vacation?


“State Department spokesman Sean McCormack said earlier on Wednesday 10 to 12 foreign governments have offered general assistance to the United States to deal with the hurricane aftermath but no decision had been made about how these offers might be used.”

Would be nice to know which 10-12, wouldn’t it?

Yes, if only there were some way to tell.


Hint: One of them is Venezuela. Oh wait, she’s already there.

More snittiness…from Venezuelan dictator Hugo Chavez. Pat Robertson was off-base, but not by much.

I tapped her on the shoulder,
And asked, “Why are you on the tube?”
She looked at me and yanked her sweater,
Flashing me her boobs,
___[ahem]___, right-wing vamp,
___ ____ ____, let’s tour the camps,
We’ll dress like Minnie Pearl,
Just you and me, ___ ____ ____.

We got into a car,
Away we started rollin’
I said, “How come it smells like Old Spice?”
She said, “I got it from John Bolton.”
___ ____ ____, let’s play la migra,
___ ____ ____, and bait the nigras,
We’ll laugh like Milton Berle,
Just you and me…

Eating fudge banana swirl,
Just you and me…
We’ll travel round the world,
Just you and me…

That is a vicious personal attack, and they promised not to use that term again until the hurricane was cleaned up by…someone.

You make folks want to hurl,
Just you and me, ___ ____ ____.


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They’re just pissed because Chavez is 100% right:

“That man, the king of vacations … the king of vacations in his ranch said nothing but, you have to flee…”

Hey- it’s hard work.


Nice job with the Dead Milkmen reference – if there’s one thing the blogosphere needs, it’s more DM references.


Like I always say, if you’re blog ain’t got Mojo Nixon then your blog could use some fixin’.


Crack Rock girl (needs improvement) is whining about a jerk at the UN? A jerk?

The Undersecretary could pick up more than a few pointers from our new ‘ambassador’.


Ten to twelve counties?

Coalition of the Willing in the mutherfuckin’ house!


Yeah, it’s unbelievable.

Crack Rock girl (needs improvement)

The blue lines are actually links. It just looked nicer that way, somehow.


Bucky Fellini rides again!


Is it just me or does she look like a Nazi bass?


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