Look Into Your Heart…

From a guy in Tennessee who was like, “People who stayed in New Orleans because they didn’t have cars get no sympathy for me,” at Talking Points Memo… And a couple of bitch-slappings later, he’s all like:

where was your ass when the call went out to evacuate people, Were you driving down there in your Yugo to evacuate anyone, Or were you blaming the President for a Storm on biblical proportions that came out of nowhere.

mAYBE YOU WERE OUT PARTYING WITH THE STONES? OR PERHAPS STANDING VIGIL WITH CINDY SHEEHAN?

BY THE WAY, WHERE IS FRANCE AND GERMANY AND THE F***ING U.N? HOW BOUT A LITTLE DISASTER HELP FROM OUT FRIENDS? HOW BOUT A LITTLE SUPPORT FROM INDONESIA? A NOTE SAYING WE ARE PRAYING FOR YOU. WOULD BE SUFFICIENT. YOU GUYS MAKE ME SICK!!! LETS PULL TOGETHER AS HUMAN BEINGS TO WEATHER THIS DISATER INSTEAD OF TRYING TO PLAY PARTISAN POLITICS AND BITCHING ABOUT WHERE IS THE MONEY AND WHO SCREWED UP.

Dear Sir,

We’re praying for you.

Signed,
Stinky cheese-eating surrender monkeys
Disloyal old-Europe Krauts
Obsolete, treacherous UN
and Indonesia

And yes, this is your unlucky day, because we drove our second-best Yugo into a Category 5 hurricane against the orders of the authorities — and totally blowing off Mick and Keith — just hoping that some clown would later demand that as a prerequisite for having an opinion on whether not owning a car = deserves no pity in a national emergency.

Those people in the World Trade Center should have brought parachutes. It’s not like they cost much, and they knew they were at risk — the WTC had been bombed before! They get no sympathy from us.

 

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IF THERE’S ONE THING THAT MAKES YOU SOUND INTELLIGENT, IT’S WRITING LONG PARAGRAPHS ENTIRELY IN CAPS LOCK!!!

 
 

I REALLY HOPE THIS IS ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO CHEERED ON THE FOLKS WHO SAID THE TSUNAMIS WERE PUNISHMENT FOR NON-CHRISTIAN COUNTRIES

cough

Anyway, besides Venezuela *have* there been countries expressing sympathy and aid? I haven’t heard of any. I don’t mind if there aren’t, because I’m one of the Blame America Firsters, and I’m politicizing the tragedy by pointing out how some of the damage could have been prevented and what Bush could have done instead.

 
 

If the storm were actually of biblical proportions, the mississippi river would have a new canyon.

Let’s stick to tragic, no need to make it worse.

Chavez offered aid frov Vz.

 
 

Anyway, besides Venezuela *have* there been countries expressing sympathy and aid?

Yes, there have been *cough*my home and native land*cough*.

We’re even willing to share our stragegic supply of Cipro, flu vaccine, and emergency yellow sno-cone reserve.

Seriously, the Canadian government stated officially it stands ready to offer whatever assistance is asked for.

 
 

He sure is bitchy, he might be about to walk over to France and give them an all-American ass-whoopin.

 
 

I don’t get the whole “God’s punishment” thing. I mean, isn’t flooding a city that’s mostly below sea level kind of low-hanging fruit, especially for God? I mean, if he were trying to send a real message, don’t you think, say, flooding Denver would be a more effective method? I think that would say “Pissed-Off Omnipotent Being” for sure.

 
 

Oh, so *now* fucktards like MR. ALL CAPS are whining about the French and Germans. I thought it was a badge of honor for his sort that they hated us (they don’t, just our gubmint). Jeebus, he has all the consistency of oatmeal.

 
 

was that really ms ‘ herself?

 
 

As mean as God can be, and believe me, I KNOW (jeez, he gets to be an asshole after a shot of Ouzo or two…), he does give people the last, really last chance to avoid whatever behavior they’re planning. So it wasn’t those darn gays planning the festival in two days … they MIGHT have called it off. Something did happen in the last several days, though, that surely brought this on. Action taken. Deeds done. Something like, oh … operable old school dark on light springs to mind.

 
 

Mal: Apparently, a specialized urban search and rescue team out of Vancouver, B.C. was all ready to go to Lafayette after Louisiana asked for help…And they were blocked by Homeland Security!

God. Damn.

 
 

Something like, oh … operable old school dark on light springs to mind.

I’m sorry, I didn’t think I was going to talk about “dark on light” with a United States senator, it’s sort of freaking me out.

 
 

Man, lots of juicy, flavor-packed wingnuttery at the website mentioned above by the mysterious “MJ”.

“War Hostility Famine Disease Earthquakes Crime Floods Terror Hatred Destruction
“When you see all these things, know that the appearing is near”

Hm, okay. Sure. Lemme see now… (counts on fingers) War, Hostility… blah, blah, blah… Yep. No doubt about it, folks; it looks like “the appearing” is juuuuuuuust about to, you know, appear.

 
 

Is The Appearing a new film from Uwe Boll? Which video game is it based on?

 
I Cried My Heart Out For Want Of My Love
 

How can such absolute fucking cunts exist?

 
 

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