Be Back Tomorrow

Hey, I just moved into a new apartment and am still unpacking shite. Be back with a super-special post tomorrow.

UPDATE: OK, I’m back for a bit. I forgot to mention that I found the perfect job for Ben Shapiro:

LUDZIDZINI ROYAL VILLAGE, Swaziland – More than 50,000 bare-breasted virgins vied to become the King of Swaziland?s 13th wife on Monday…

C’mon, Ben, what do those lame-asses have that you don’t? Now fly to Swaziland and show the king them boobies! Look, you’d even be paying tribute to the symbol of the Republican Party:

Wielding machetes and singing tributes to the king and queen mother, also known as the Great She-Elephant, the girls danced around the royal stadium in the hope of catching the eye of the 37-year-old monarch.

Shake it, Ben, shake it!


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short-bus style? or nancy reagan style?


I’m hoping for Marie Jon’ style.


“…also known as the Great She-Elephant…”
Stop making mean comments about Barbara Bush!


Shake your boobies, shake your boobies, yeah, yeah . . .


I would have commented earlier, but I was busy not masturbating to a mental image of VBen jiggling topless in a grass skirt. With a bone through his nose.


Damn… where can I sign up to be the next king of Swaziland!?


Out of my way, Sha-queero. I didn’t grow this man-rack for nothing.

Hey, King!…over here…Mal de mer gone wild!

The Dark Avenger


First, you get your mom renamed “The Great She-Elephant”………….


Something tells me that Ben would come out of this with a colorful nickname of his own. “Ivory-colored Pimpled Assmunch,” for example.




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