Be Back Tomorrow
Hey, I just moved into a new apartment and am still unpacking shite. Be back with a super-special post tomorrow.
UPDATE: OK, I’m back for a bit. I forgot to mention that I found the perfect job for Ben Shapiro:
LUDZIDZINI ROYAL VILLAGE, Swaziland – More than 50,000 bare-breasted virgins vied to become the King of Swaziland?s 13th wife on Monday…
C’mon, Ben, what do those lame-asses have that you don’t? Now fly to Swaziland and show the king them boobies! Look, you’d even be paying tribute to the symbol of the Republican Party:
Wielding machetes and singing tributes to the king and queen mother, also known as the Great She-Elephant, the girls danced around the royal stadium in the hope of catching the eye of the 37-year-old monarch.
Shake it, Ben, shake it!
short-bus style? or nancy reagan style?
I’m hoping for Marie Jon’ style.
“…also known as the Great She-Elephant…”
Stop making mean comments about Barbara Bush!
Shake your boobies, shake your boobies, yeah, yeah . . .
I would have commented earlier, but I was busy not masturbating to a mental image of VBen jiggling topless in a grass skirt. With a bone through his nose.
Damn… where can I sign up to be the next king of Swaziland!?
Out of my way, Sha-queero. I didn’t grow this man-rack for nothing.
Hey, King!…over here…Mal de mer gone wild!
GG:
First, you get your mom renamed “The Great She-Elephant”………….
Something tells me that Ben would come out of this with a colorful nickname of his own. “Ivory-colored Pimpled Assmunch,” for example.
……..Sweet……..