Shorter Brent Bozell
Posted on February 8th, 2009 by Tintin
- All Hollywood celebrities are stupid. Take Cher, for example. She cares more about pachyderms than blastocysts. What a moran.* That’s why all celebrities should just shut the fudge up about politics. Only really smart people who, like me, know how to make sweeping generalizations about a group based on one individual should be able to talk about politics.
*Cf.
‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all Internet traditions.™
Holy crap. Bozell is not what I would call photogenic but Christ that’s the worst picture I’ve ever seen of him.
Looks like a TV screencap. Or is it ‘shopped at all?
[Tintin adds: screen cap]
Screen cap of video… I enraged Robert Spencer doing the same ages ago. Lovely bit of gunpowder in our arsenals though, eh? May make a few myself right now.HAHAHAH
Hurray For Hollow-Wood
Bozo’s admiring his private parts again.
I bet Bozell nearly got a boner when he thought of that genius title. What a slam, Brent. What a slam.
Personally, I am only interested in hearing the political opinions of not-plumbers.
And yet Brent himself had a lucrative Hollywood career in all those Planet of the Apes movies.
What?
I thought Bozell had been buried at the crossroads with a stake through his heart but he seems to have escaped from there.
He is still missing the vital brain-mouth connection though.
Hollow-Wood celebs are so unpopular that,
Yet Bozell, & Big Ho, will not shut up about celebrities & their high-jinks.
Nah, actually I needed an update on Monsiour Bozell. Apt post as always.
I have exactly the same response to every Brent Bozell column: Who’s Brent Bozell and why should I care what he thinks?
Hey Brent! We wouldn’t force-feed you fucks if you didn’t insist that the only thing ANYONE can eat is the shit you peddle day after day without regard for the consequences. After eight years of the toxin-laden, nutrient-free swill you and your pals dished out to us, of course we’re going to need medicine. The MAJORITY want to man-up and get the sickness dealt with.
And ya know, if you’d prefer to keep eating shit you can move to some Libertarian paradise. Somalia is lovely in the spring- if you have something to eat.
You know, trees cause more pollution than automobiles.
See, this is why I read S,N! and (almost) never click through. If I’m directly exposed to these people’s lies, I turn violently angry. I’m prone enough to ranty-pantsiness as it is; I don’t need these assholes helping me indulge my anger-management problems.
Fuck! I finished the article. My sword students are gonna suffer tomorrow, and it’s all your fault, Tintin!
Heh, is this Bozell’s dad? Cuz, hahah ahahahahah ahahahahaha!
Trees definitely cause more pollution than automobiles, but you won’t hear any of those celebrity-worshipping liberals saying it because George Clooney or Angelina Jole didn’t say it first!
but when Democrats come to power and shove their agenda down our throats
Keep on dreamin’, Brent! (Just don’t try to show us your ‘agenda’, ’cause you hate it when we point and laugh…)
Raison d’etre for MRC:
While at the bottom of the page:
Irony lies bleeding on the floor.
That’s because celebrities distract people from RealAmerican(TM) heroes like Jack Bauer.
Even some non-celebrities are puzzled by that one.
Cher?
Wait a minute. You got Beyonce, the Boss, Aretha and hundreds of other big-ticket-selling, popular folks endorsing Obama, and he decides to pick on Cher?
What, is he afraid Beyonce is going to kick his ass, so he’s going for the old lady?
a group of young determined conservatives set out to not only prove — through sound scientific research — that…..
There’s your problem right there, sparky. You don’t use sound scientific research to “prove” something you’ve already decided is a foregone conclusion.
You know they’ve got nothing left when they resort to Hollywood bashing.
The fact is, all of your liberal criticism without substance only proves his theses, that the hard left anti-USA is biased, and has a pro-terrorism and anti-USA tilt and does not support moral values and freedom. You may make fun of him but he is one of the most patriotic Americans in USA and not biased the way all liberals are and supports freedom and not-bias and restoring a needed tilt toward the Heartland in response to coastal eletie leftwing hard left simpathy medias has to their boy Obama since he was improperly elected and installed as our leader, while, there will be a reckoning.
had to have your coffee first before composing that one, eh, Gary?
George Perec wrote a novel without using the letter ‘e’, the most common in french. I would love to see Gary writing a comment without using the letter ‘i’
I would have thought the BO for An American Carol (either application, box office or stench) would have been enough to firmly plant in conservatives heads that they need to take the stick out of their asses.
does not support moral values
Peace, love and understanding weren’t preached by Jesus?
Actor, no, actually Jesus wanted us to buy lots of guns.
dr. zaius, dr. zaius. oooo, dr. zaius.
Stop this planet, I want to get off…
I LOVE YOU DR. ZAIUS!!!
“The facts are, all of your leftward cant lacks substance and only proves Bozell’s theses, that the hard left types hate the USA and aren’t honest, and have a pro-terror and hate-the-USA slant and does not support moral values and freedom. You may make fun of Bozell but he has to be one of the most loyal persons of the USA and not slanted as all the left and supports freedom and not-slant and just wants to restore a needed slant toward the Heartland to answer the coastal snobs of the hard left sympathy press has for the boy Obama because he was not properly elected and coronated as our leader, and one day, a judgment shall come.”
Easier than I thought!
Morel values.
The comma is your friend, Gar.
If 78% of voters aren’t influenced by celebrities’ political opinions and 100% have never heard of Brent Bozell, who is more insignificant?
Aww Gary, and I thought you’d given up.
Since nobody asked on the previous thread: Paul Blart: Mall Cop? Not very good.
Has anybody ever found out who is the clown with the “moran” sign?
Hey, Cher would mop the floor with him, and then wring him out over a sewer.
Bozell is entirely right. Hollywood is stupid and the people who come from there have no ideas how to fix America. What we need is a new Ronald Reagan.
Somebody needs to forward Bozell a link to Ronald Reagan’s Wikipedia page. I don’t think BB knows what RR did for a living before he descended from the clouds into the White House.
Clearly, Hollywood people think their kind of people are “healers” because they’re peacemakers who don’t start wars. But how would celebrities keep the country safe? How would Hollywood respond to 9/11? They don’t have to have a clue. “All you need is love” is about all they have to offer.
You know he pushed his desk chair back after typing that and was waving his hands in the air all “Oh no he DIT-ENT!! How do you like THEM apples, Hollywood liberal actor John Lennon? That’s what I thought!”
Damn you, El Cid!
How would Hollywood respond to 9/11?
“All right. You’ve covered your ass, now” isn’t quite the success story this chundermuffin thinks it is.
It is interesting that the first person that comes to Bozell’s mind when he thinks of a celebrity is Cher. I wonder what Brent’s drag name is and does he have a show? Come on Brent, what charity should I donate to?
Imagine Bosell in Cher drag singing “I Got You Babe”.
Actually Cher does a lot of volunteer work for wounded soldiers.
WOLVERINES!
Because someone had to say it.
Actually Cher does a lot of volunteer work for wounded soldiers.
She’s also worked with Operation Helmet. And she’s done years of work on behalf of kids with facial deformities. What a foolish and hypocritical Hollywood celebrity.
Imagine Bosell in Cher drag singing “I Got You Babe”.
No. Thanks anyway.
Would you believe Bozell in Cher drag singing “Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves?”
/Don Adams
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Nice photo update, tintin!
“Chundermuffin” will now become a staple in my daily conversations with wingnuts. Thanks, thunder!
a group of young determined conservatives set out to not only prove — through sound scientific research
Set out to prove a predetermined result using sound science? Words are just meaningless collections of letters to these people.
“I bet Bozell nearly got a boner when he thought of that genius title.”
No doubt. Hey, Bozo? How long did it take you to come up with “Hollow-Wood”? 40 minutes? 50? A full hour? Did you stay up all night, barnstorming, until you came up with that little bon mot? My goodness, you’re stupid.
I would love to see Gary writing a comment without using the letter ‘i’
Another literary model for Gary might be Harry Mathews, who explored the possibilities of chopping up proverbs and permuting them (“Selected Declarations of Dependence”)…
…and writing using only the words available from 46 selected proverbs
Try that with cliches and talking-points, and much of the Ruppert oeuvre is explained.
When did Steven Tyler grow the red goatee?
There’s your problem right there, sparky. You don’t use sound scientific research to “prove” something you’ve already decided is a foregone conclusion.
Evidently g does not work in the pharmaceutical field, testing the safety and efficacy of new drugs.
Has anybody ever found out who is the clown with the “moran” sign?
Long ago, far away, in another country, I walked into a party at a warehouse in MI and was immediately handcuffed to a fella named “Bubba.” It was a fuckin nightmare, for many reasons, and I still wake up screaming.
Years later, Bubba Helms made the national news (shit, I misunderestimated how hard it would be to find that image…god damn those snarky Detroiters who named their band “Bubba Helms” after the beerbellied hooligan who appeared in front of a burning cop car in the 1984 Detroit Baseball Riots which were so horrible they’ve been duplicated in college town after college town down the ages without a peep from the major media – so no actual pics for you lot unless you can find them yerselves).
And later yet, his spiritual descendant (Bubba hisself committed suicide in 2004) was That Guy.
Dammit, without that image this is pointless. And yet I still post…
Shit, other people are smarter than me, or something: the creature found this on the first go.
It’s not the image I thought it was. The one I was thinking of was somewhat more menacing…
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4961/1838/320/capt.85af922347704b1c89108d680eb09099.tigers_detroits_image_baseball_dt101.jpg
My fucking cheatsheet is missing on this computer, thus, no goddamn html…christ, someone sue me or something
You know, I usually don’t click through the link because, in most cases, within the first two sentences whatever train they started on is crashed at the bottom of a hill. I did this time though and, while clearly townhall isn’t wasting any money on proofreading/editing, I made to the bottom of the page. It really is asking too much to expect me to follow the jump.
The whole thing was pointless, but at least he it was written mostly in english.
What I can’t figure out is where the audience for this crap comes from. I know there are plenty of stupid people around, but I find it really hard to believe that a person who is interested enough in politics to try and pay attention can give 3 seconds to this blubbering.
Other than as a source of comedy gold, I can’t figure out why and how townhall even exists.