Shorter Gateway Pundit
Posted on January 27th, 2009 by Brad
Obama: “I have Muslim members of my family. I have lived in Muslim Countries”
- Muslim Obama has a Muslimy interview with Muslims and reveals he lived in Muslim countries because he is a Muslim.
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GP: “I’m a bohunk because I have bohunk members of my family and I live in a bohunk state.”
That actually sounds pretty accurate, y’know?
So? Thanks to his shitty piloting skills, John McCain lived in a Communist country for a while.
Actually, the core claim under dispute is even more ridiculous:
Clearly the fact that Obama used the plural means that his Muslim lizard brain can no longer be kept in check, and the FACT that Obama lived in every single Muslim country EVAR was totally being suppressed.
Aha! He said “countries“!!! That’s plural!!! That means it’s a secret code revealing he lived in more than one!
These people really are the worst of conspiracy theorists, except, instead of being held at the fringes, like most conspiracy theorists (not necessarily correctly, just differentiating between the treatment); instead these people just got through running the country for 8 years.
We’re a country that loves giving into the most lunatic right wing conspiracy theory.
In any decade it’s okay for right wingers (Republicans or Democrats) to allege that Communists or Muslims are hiding under every bed, summoning up impossible alliances to defeat us, and just around the corner from the super-weapon to kill us all.
JFK got elected in part by lying about a ‘missile gap” and being more hawkish than Nixon. Nixon was the ‘only one’ who could ‘go to China’ because it was right wing freaks like them who would have called anyone else who tried to ‘go to China’ one of the Communists who ‘lost China’ in the first place. Jimmy Carter launched a new military build-up and began the proxy war of drug-dealing warlord Islamic fundamentalists which Reagan would use to destroy the one stable secular Afghan government there’s ever been. Reagan went madly through Central America and Southern Africa slaughtering civilians because the Russians were going to invade us through Nicaragua and then driving up through Guatemala and Mexico or they were going to make the savage Africans rape all the pure white South African women.
And on and on and on until the country just falls apart, like now.
There isn’t one giant right wing conspiracy theory that this country fails to give into. When we’re lucky eventually our fellow Americans tire of it somewhat, but never completely.
What GP needs most, like many Americans, is a lifetime supply of Depends.
Bedwetter Nation.
Sarah Palin could see across the straight into Moscow, so that’s just like living in a Communist country.
Um, who didn’t know that Obama lived in Indonesia for a while? Dude even devotes about half a chapter of Audacity to that very subject.
GP ain’t being too bright.
who didn’t know that Obama lived in Indonesia for a while
I’m sure Gateway Dumbass thinks all Muslims live in the Middle East. He read that as “I have lived in Saudi Arabia”.
Um, who didn’t know that Obama lived in Indonesia for a while? Dude even devotes about half a chapter of Audacity to that very subject.
Hell, he spoke at length about it in the Las Vegas debate against Hillary! That was only covered by, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, CNN and every frikkin’ newspaper in the nation!
Wasn’t there a big old fuss on the right because Obama was supposed to have attended a madrassa when he lived in Indonesia? All the wingnuts seemed to be aware that Obama lived in Indonesia.
And some guy who calls himself “Gateway Pundit” reported back in April of 2008 that Obama had lived in Indonesia and Pakistan and visited Kenya. “Gateway Pundit” linked to reports of this in that obscure publication known as the New York Times.
http://gatewaypundit.blogspot.com/2008/04/hey-obama-traveled-to-pakistan-while-in.html
Did he forget?
Um, who didn’t know that Obama lived in Indonesia for a while?
Ah, but he used the plural!
You see, while he resided in Indonesia he was, indeed, alive. But before traveling to any of the other Islamic nations he has visited he died and was zombified. Thus he has NOT actually lived in more than one Muslim country but, rather, ambled across them searching for fresh brains.
I can only assume that’s their line of thinking.
Nice catch, cowalker. I wish I could comment at GP’s hideous blog. I’d shove that back in his face.
Ahh. Thus, boogity boogity boogity!
Shockingly, a quick look at Memeorandum shows that Wingnuttia is in a state of panic over Obama’s Al Arabiya interview. Blogger Hoft shits himself oft* over this so I nominate him for most ascared. Here he is telling his fraidy cat commenters that it’s ok, they can haz skidmarks over this :
UPDATE: I’m afraid Mike191 speaks for many of us with his comment:
*h/t Herr Smut Doktor. I’ve been working on a full parody but I am fail so far.
What I really, really hate about our Pravda Media is that they refused to mention that McCain had been a prisoner of war. If they had deigned to mention that once or twice, this election would have turned out very differently.
Know what’s great? That wingnuts are citing from the actual Pravda w/r/t global warming denial these days.
Week two of President Obama and I feel less secure than week one. This is a ride into Dantes’ Levels of Hell.
Who is this “Dantes” of whom you speak, Mike191?
Who is this “Dantes” of whom you speak, Mike191?
I was just going to say – he goes by “The Count of Monte Cristo” these days.
I was just going to say – he goes by “The Count of Monte Cristo” these days.
I had his sandwich the other day. Yummy!
Its going to be funny when Hopey McChange sits down with A-mad and Kim Jung Il for tea and gives them everything they want. Funny that is if it weren’t so dangerous.
You’re trolling two threads now? Busy first day, RedStatey!
He lost a lot of steam, tho.
So do you libs think it will be a good thing when Islamofascist Iran goes nuclear?
Of course you will, because then you can get the Jews to surrender in Israel more easily!
Busy first day, RedStatey!
Maybe he’s one of those zillions of low-level Bushie staffers that got thrown out of D.C. and a job because THE DEMOCRATS WON.
In case you didn’t hear that, THE DEMOCRATS WON.
So do you libs think it will be a good thing when Islamofascist Iran goes nuclear?
Of course you will, because then you can get the Jews to surrender in Israel more easily!
I don’t know what ‘libs’ think, but I think I’m looking forward to it!
I don’t know what ‘libs’ think, but
I thinkI’m looking forward to it!Elections have consequences, RedTater. Better luck next time. Try running Palin in 2012. That’s the ticket!
So what’s a gun barrel taste like, RedStater?
Redstatey,
Why do you hate America?
Shorter RedStater75:
“I don’t know what we’re yelling about!”
“Loud noises!”
(Yes. It is my suspicion that RS75 is actually Brick Tamland.)
“I have lived in Muslim Countries.”
“Week two of President Obama and I feel less secure than week one. This is a ride into Dantes’ Levels of Hell.”
You never know where the Plurality of Evil will strike until it’s too late!
So do you libs think it will be a good thing when Islamofascist Iran goes nuclear?
Well, since Islamofascist Pakistan went nuclear, it seems Israel’s been under that threat for a while now.
Why do you hate America, Reddie?
Wait a minute… Isn’t it TREASON to oppose the Commander in Chief in a time of WAR? Does this mean the Wars are Over? Thank the Great Spaghetti Monster!!!
Shorter America hating RedStater:
Americans hate Jews and hope they get nuked by Iran.
Red…you’re sick in the head…
since Islamofascist Pakistan went nuclear, it seems Israel’s been under that threat for a while nowsince Islamofascist Pakistan went nuclear, it seems Israel’s been under that threat for a while now
OH SNAP!
“Well, since Islamofascist Pakistan went nuclear, it seems Israel’s been under that threat for a while now.”
Pakistan never threatend to wipe Israel off the map and talk about a “world without the United States”.
Pakistan never threatend to wipe Israel off the map and talk about a “world without the United States”.
So now we’re making distinctions? We actually recognize that most Muslims are not Arabic?
Good.
Now let’s talk about how Pakistan helped finance 9/11, which was a blow against American support for Israel against the Palestinians.
You sure you want to move onto geopolitical theory against a man who just thumped you in economics?
Will this be before or after he surrenders our children’s pancreases to the insatiable appetite of Moon Emperor Krang and his dread Lunar Frog army?
“Now let’s talk about how Pakistan helped finance 9/11”
LOL are you a troofer?
“As to September 11th, federal authorities have told ABC News they have now tracked more than $100,000 from banks in Pakistan, to two banks in Florida, to accounts held by suspected hijack ring leader, Mohammed Atta. As well . . . “Time Magazine” is reporting that some of that money came in the days just before the attack and can be traced directly to people connected to Osama bin Laden. It’s all part of what has been a successful FBI effort so far to close in on the hijacker’s high commander, the money men, the planners and the mastermind.”
— ABC News, This Week, September 30, 2001
You were saying?
::makes popcorn, sits back to watch the entertainment::
But, but, but, the guys who tell me what to write on evil Lib blogs told me these were AIRTIGHT arguments!
Time to change the subject again.
All I ask is a troll’s ass, and the Google to kick it by.
“You were saying?”
So you agree with Hopey that we should bomb Pakistan? Isn’t that *gasp* PRE-EMPTION? Wasn’t that ILLEGAL when Bush did it?
Do we have to get UN approval before we bomb Taliban areas of Pakistan?
So you agree with Hopey that we should bomb Pakistan?
Nope, and I defy you to show me where I said that.
Red ‘bater… when are the Trike Force action figures coming out? You know, the ones in which the “Kung Fu” grip has given way to the “Watching Malkin’s Cheerleader Skit” grip…
Regarding Homislamofascist Obama, did he not dispel any suspicions of Islamitude when he went to Hawaii and ate, according to the Pravda media, SPAM sushi?
Don’t feed the trolls. Reddie’s about to explode from the surfeit of shit he’s swallowed anyway.
Gateway Pundit has to be a Nazi. I mean look at that photo of him. He was obviously there when they opened the Ark of the Covenant.
I think it’s great that RedStater75 can have both his residence and his IQ in his screen name.