The barrel just got deeper

New from talk-radio bully Mark Williams (see Crooks & Liars link below) and the rest of the folks at the Republican Russo, Marsh, and Rogers PR firm the non-partisan Move America Forward foundation, who brought you the Iraqi Truth Tour, and are now rolling out the anti-Sheehan ‘You Don’t Speak for Me, Cindy!’ media juggernaut:

Casey Sheehan, 1979-2004

That’s right, Casey…the Friendly Dog is heading a new foundation to help our troops help Iraqi kids.

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Casey the Dog

Yeah, you think I’m kidding, like this is the Onion or something. They wouldn’t stoop that low, would they? You know, it’s not often that I allow myself a great, bellowing, purgative Sadly, No! (Brad risks the rattling dishware and startled cats far more often). But excuse me while I…


Oh wait, this just in:

Mark Williams arrested for burglary

Mark Williams: longtime closeted homosexual

Mark Williams arrested for drug paraphernalia

Mark Williams in Secret Porn Shocker

Mark Williams is ugly


Mark Williams, convicted felon and domestic abuser, murders wife

Mark Williams’s FCC license is no longer valid

Hello, Googlebot. What’s that? Oh yes, sure, those are different Mark Williamses. I don’t see what that has to do with anything. You know, son killed in combat, dog. Pot, kettle. Lying loudmouth radio host playing the Republican ‘nonpartisan foundation’ game, ugly burglarizing murderer nude on tape with a meth habit.

Apple, orange. You know. We’ll talk about this more when the ‘Casey’s Kids’ signs, stickers, and paraphernalia start showing up in the media, and there’s no dog on them.

Casey Sheehan, son of Cindy Sheehan, 1979-2004


Comments: 37


OK, I think we should make a parody of this: “Sadly’s Kids.” But since none of us (to my knowledge) own an adorable puppy we can use to emotionally manipulate people, we’re gonna have to use… THE KITTENS…


“Cry havoc, and unleash the Kits of War!”


Hey I have a pup of exceptional beauty and grace and I believe that Pinko Punko has Puppos.


My dorm rector has a cute golden retriever that I can get pics of, if we need cute puppies. Not really a puppy… but close enough!


Mmmm. How about ‘Mark Williams’s Kids’ — led by Mark Williams the Dog, to help end the War Against Iraqi Children…


Heh, Steve said “Rector.”


Oh my god, we have trolls here!

Ban ban ban! Oh my god!

Seriously, whatever happened with that Chester guy who seemed like an LGF mole?


Sent you an e-mail.


Sweet internet subterfuge, a mole?!?

We can only compete by activating contingency plan 17. (see: Liberal Field Manual, 1984 edition)


OK, the idea came to me in my sleep- we start a charity to hire prostitutesf to deflower young Republican virgins using the kittens. “The kittens understand what it’s like to be repulsive and creepy… just like Ben Shapiro.”


On Friday, June 15, 2001, our congregation received news that our pastor, Mark Williams had announced that he is gay man at the Pacific Northwest Annual Conference. Each of our church members began considering what this event would be to them individually and to our congregation.
The events which have unfolded after our Pastor’s announcement have led all of us down a path none of us as United Methodists had tried before.

Hey, I got your “path” right here!

Yeah, right, you’ve never tried it before.

Not that there’s anything (you know the rest).


I heard Mark Williams was involved in Gay Guys Fcuking.


I agree these are disgusting people, but I think you’re slightly off. When I look at the welcome page, I see a picture of a dog, and then read these words: “When my husband, KFBK Sacramento, CA radio talk show host, Mark Williams, and I, …”

I think Mark Williams is doing the man on dog thing.


Dear Mr. Sadly,
You are silly.
The barrel didn’t just “get deeper”.
The barrel has no bottom. The bottom of the barrel was last seen circa November, 2000.

Since then, the barrel has been a portal to hell.

Just FYI.


i have a really docile pit bull if you’re interested. She’s afraid of everything, though. And she’s agoraphobic. And to top it all off, her name is Frances.


I did a little digging, and the site was registered by Douglas Lorenz who is on the advisory board for the Republican Liberty Caucus.

Ironically, they bill themselves as “The Conscience of the Republican Party.” Actually, that’s not so ironic, it’s scarily accurate. They are like one of those cartoons where a little devil appears near one ear telling a character to do a bad thing. Except instead of an angel appearing near the other ear, they get another devil.
It Affects You was registered on August 2, before
Cindy Sheehan came to public notice.


The more things change….

Oddly, I am reminded of a key moment in the Mahabharata: “I have killed Ashwattama!”


“I have killed Ashwattama!” Are you threatening me?


If you’re looking for a “doggie” to emotionally manipulate people, how ’bout “Old Yeller”?
In addition to being a pathetic death instilling movie from that family fair company Disney, it could be a remarkable kissin’ cousin to Jesus General’s Operation Yellow Elephant. And since Old Yeller went sort of rabid, like the Right, we’d have to shoot them all in the end.


For ronb:

“Although a lifelong member of the Democratic Party[6], Sheehan did not become politically active until her son’s death.

“Sheehan and other grieving military families met with Bush in June 2004 at Fort Lewis, near Tacoma, Washington, two months after her son’s death. In a June 24, 2004, interview with the Vacaville Reporter published soon after the meeting, she expressed concerns about the president’s justifications for war, as well as the way the war had been handled, but also told the reporter that she believed President Bush was sincere about wanting freedom for the Iraqi people, and was sorry for the loss of her son. [7]

“On July 4, 2005 she gave an interview [8] in which she described the meeting as “one of the most disgusting experiences I ever had, and it took me almost a year to even talk about it.” She described President Bush as being “detached from humanity” and said that “his mouth kept moving, but there was nothing in his eyes or anything else about him that showed me he really cared or had any real compassion at all.” She continued, “He didn?t even know our names,” asking “Who we’all honorin’ here today?” when he first entered the room, and then referring to her as “Ma” or “Mom”.

“Sheehan is also one of the nine founding members of Gold Star Families for Peace, an organization founded in January 2005 that seeks to end the occupation of Iraq and provide support for families of fallen soldiers. As of August 2005, at least 63 other relatives of fallen soldiers are listed as members.

“Although she had spoken publicly against the Iraq war and occupation since 2004, Sheehan gained national attention in early August 2005 when she traveled to President Bush’s Prairie Chapel Ranch just outside Crawford, Texas, during his five-week summer vacation there.”

I knew exactly who Cindy Sheehan was and what she stood for before she announced her trip to Crawford.


She also took part in the meeting about the DSM.


Why not come out with a whole line of mascots.

We could have Rush the Rhino raise money to help drug abusers.

Bill O’Reilly the octopus to raise awareness of sexual harrassment in the workplace…


Chesteroni is all good. I figured out a question that he passed with flying colors. Pretty funny. He’s all over those guys. Chazmo has a great post conferring a high moral power on some guys’ widow because she rips Juan Cole “a new asshole”- um Chaz, how is some widow talking about her husband any different than Cindy Sheehan talking about her dead son? Oh woops I forgot, no logic can apply. Carry on.


If “before public notice” applies to someone who is quoted 27 times in major newspapers between Jan 1 and Aug 1 of this year, sure.


Rush says that she typed the Burkett/Rathergate memos.


so it goes… (from wapo, you might need to register)

the meat:

Supporters of President Bush clashed with anti-war activists as they wound their way through California after rallying in the hometown of Cindy Sheehan, the mother who started a protest camp outside Bush’s Texas ranch.

Conservative activists and military families embarked on the tour Monday, calling it “You don’t speak for me, Cindy!” A verbal confrontation erupted when the caravan arrived in Sacramento and was met by anti-war protesters chanting for Bush to bring home the troops.

and this good stuff:

Some caravan members called the anti-war protesters communists and said they were “aiding and abetting the enemy.” Those comments enraged Sheehan supporter Dee Ann Heath, who said she has two sons serving in Iraq and another preparing to leave.

“I don’t support the war, but I support my sons,” she said. “I simply want them to come home.”

hope this looks ok, as i’m pretty green with the html and the preview makes it look like one big paragraph.


little off with the italics, oh well.

Kevin Lyda, Co. Galway

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That’s Doug Lorenz of the Republican Liberty Caucus.



Q. What is Move America Forward?

A. Move America Forward is an astroturf group created by the same people who keep incredibly unpopular, toxic radio personalities such as Melanie Morgan and Michael Savage on the air in San Francisco, contrary to any kind of business logic.

(Here’s a tip for budding radio entrepreneurs: San Francisco–Not the hottest market for right-wing talk radio! Have you tried programming *anything* else on AM 560? Why even have programming this unpopular? You’d get higher ratings just running the Gold Bond Powder commercial 24/7.)

Move America Forward is a grass-roots organization like, except that it has no grass-roots. It’s staffed by the same 20 Freeper trolls who appear everywhere else that a crowd of Freeper trolls is called for.


I agree: ever since we broke through the bottom of the barrel, we’ve been in free fall into deeper reaches of Hell. Mark “Man-on-dog” Williams is proof of that, if more were needed.


Awww… GregH those dogz are so cute!! They look delicious, too!


Jeebus, GregH, since several of the others have their own little bogs, if you ever start one of yer own, you should incorporate that jpeg into the logo.


Miss Sheehan doesn’t speak for me on… well, much of anything. Except that I agree with her that Bush hasn’t rationalised the Iraq war at all.

She’s not a policy expert, and the fact that her son died doesn’t make her one (And I haven’t really heard any liberals say she was).

But who cares? She’s a grieving mother who wants one of the men responsible for her son’s death to explain why he died. As far as I’m concerned, Bush has a responsibility to meet with her, especially given that he is (Or was) on a fucking vacation.

If Cindy Sheehan was a Columbian drug lord who was camped outside the estate of George fucking Washington himself, asking why her son died in the revolutionary war, I would still support her.

Casey Sheehan is dead because of George Bush’s actions. That makes Mr. Bush accountable to Casey’s mother, period. Everything else is meaningless.


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