Actually, you might be surprised. I had a lawyer inform my client of a pending lawsuit via an AOL email reading, in its entirety, “we coming for you.” He also liked to respond to my letters by writing on them and then faxing them back.

Was it actually effective (I mean, did he win the suit)?

Well, yes. Because he was clearly spending no time or money whatsoever litigating. But even though his case was bogus, it was going to cost a lot of money to prove that it was bogus (certaintly much more than it was going to cost the plaintiff and his minimalist lawyer). I explained that to my client, who paid a large sum of money — but still less than it would have cost to litigate — to settle.

Such legal douchery. The threat of the lawsuit to the monetary and time impaired essentially renders the court system impotent. That is the best, scribbling on somebodies fax and faxing it back- not even needing to have your own paper! GENIUS!

But, I digress, was that Acme law firm from Marie’s God’s Honest IP? I thought it was Yosef making a funny. I think it would have been better to bait her intoo a second communique. Like taking the site down for an hour with just a black pages stating “lawsuit threatened, Sadly we are No more.”

And then a “just kidding cobag!” and a “400 bitchez!”

Because he was clearly spending no time or money whatsoever litigating. But even though his case was bogus, it was going to cost a lot of money to prove that it was bogus (certaintly much more than it was going to cost the plaintiff and his minimalist lawyer).

Whatever you do, do NOT give his number to Marie 😉

But, I digress, was that Acme law firm from Marie’s God’s Honest IP?

Sadly, yes…

That’s kind of sad that she didn’t think of something else instead of the tired lawyer gag. Unless she’s deliberately being silly.

Acme law firm? Is that Acme, Ajax, Ubik, Ace and Associates, LLC?

By the way, does anyone know if “illegal Internet activity” is cause for extradition in Germany?

“Here’s my card. It turns into a sponge when you put it in water.”

This just keeps on gettting weirder and weirder and better and better! Now I’m going to have to check in several times tonight to see what happens. It’ll be frought with danger for me though.(My g/f and I were supposed to go on a trip today but it got derailed due to car problems. The g/f is furious. If she catches me on the interwebs I’m doomed!)

g/f???? Yeah right as if a runt like you has a g/f. LOL!!!!

The lawsuit was threatened before the hotornot prank?

Yeah, and the funny thing was that I was just about to post a photo of Justin Darr there before, you know, life interceded.

GregH g/f? go on a trip? how come the car broke down, wasn’t you destination just a whack, yank and toss, away? Did you run out of kleenex? Can I get you some lotion? Did the microscope you use fo finding your tiny dick break? Can’t you just rub up against your pal Yosef? Is he not abrasive enough?

EAT IT!!!!!

Yeah, and the funny thing was that I was just about to post a photo of Justin Darr there before, you know, life interceded.

Oh dude, do it. I wanna see Darr get a -14. Or Carey Roberts, even better.

Gavin is on fire. Why don’t you put Asshat, Jockstrap, Trollypants and Shortssniffer up. They will be so pissed, they will pop a collective vein.

Darr is in the game…
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=ELB8HYB&key=KVW

It’s a separate account for each one. Why not stick up mystery troll pix and compete?

Ah! Beautiful! He gets his first “1”… the first of many.

*staying up late, damn baseball*

OK, Red Sox just went up 1 run in the top of the tenth…

Let’s see what they can do here…

One out… let’s go Schilling…

STRIKE THREE… TWO OUTS…

OK… one strike away… POPPED UP… RED SOX WIN… (I’m going to bed… be sure to vote for Darr, y’all…)

Funny it’s only 11 here and the Sox just won! Thanks for not being a douche, Curt!

Big Papi has problems at Disneyland. At least he didn’t throw some bats this time.

Jockstrap
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=ELB8NMH&key=CEL

Shortssniffer (the real one, looks like I IDd the wrong guy at Three Bulls!)
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=ELB8NYO&key=DSJ

Trollypants
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=ELB8KES&key=FML

FM Asshat
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=ELB8NMB&key=FTL

It’s gonna be a throwdown with those guys. Check out the Major. He’s quality.

So the thing is, nobody ever looks at the guys pictures at Hot or Not. This contest may take a year.

No kidding. I voted for everybody and I think I was the only vote for most. I remeber the first time I saw that site scrolling through the pictures and giving all the chubbies and homlies 10s and all the too-much-skin-showing hotties 5s.

I love the time stamp on the comment – 3:14 am. MJ is lying awake at nights think about you. Wow. Please use your power for good.

I think she should’ve read this first before she posted her comment, but that’s just me…….

Ken? Why didn’t you file a summary judgment motion, ask for sanctions, and report the asshat’s attorney to the Bar?

I just dropped by and voted on everyone.