We’re only #3??!!!

We’ll be #1 after this. …If that’s the plane of competition we want to be on.

I actually think we should field a beach volleyball team to beat Rachel Wacholder. Those ubiquitous bikini pix are getting super-annoying.

Uhm, so why were you Googling “gay guys fucking” anyway? 😉

Um, it’s a referral; someone was Googling ‘gay guys fcuking’ and ended up here.

We got you guys beat. Someone popped by Three Bulls! after searching for “straight guys caught sucking cock free gay”.

How did they know??????????????????

Also, we used to be the number one hit on Google for the expression “myah Nam song”. We got it going ON, doncha know.

Those ubiquitous bikini pix are getting super-annoying.

I don’t know what “ubiquitous” means, but I sure see it used alot.

Ah, the classics.

Inspired by this post, I just checked my referral logs and found out that I come up as the top site on Google if you search “gay elks.” This is just horrible. I must stop blogging now, and it’s all your fault.

Clif, I hate your blog because it looks so nice. I think I even caught a delightful whiff of Febreze while I was there.

Pinko, that wasn’t Febreze. You just got a whiff of a Stoli Bay Breeze which, apparently, is the preferred drink of Gay Elks worldwide.

Ooh that sounds super Gay elky, almost as bad as what I call an “Uncanny Canadian”

Stoli vanilla, lime juice, black cherry soda, lots of ice, sit back, root for the terrorists.

Stoli vanilla, lime juice, black cherry soda, lots of ice, sit back, root for the terrorists.

Hey man, that’s not funny.

I mean, what reputable soda purveyor makes black cherry anymore? You’re pretty much stuck with C&C, no?

No way, the best kind are the clear versions of Black Cherry that aren’t as sweet, you can get them at commie places like Trader Joe’s, or Whole Foods- you know like Hansen’s. The lime cuts the sweetness just like Al Qaeda likes! IBC black cherry is really good, but too sweet.

I dunno, man. When I’m rooting for terror, I want terror root beer. And by that, I mean Hop Devil or something else bitter, like a liberal’s heart is bitter.

Are the terrorists really encouraged by black cherry and lime? ‘Cause I’d run out tomorrow and get some…

Oh, yeah, terrorists love fruity cream soda (which is what an Uncanny tastes like (remember lots of ice, and squeeze the lime, like you would sqeeuze BRad R’s lemon, either very gently or very violently), heavy on the fruit (wink wink)!

Perfect for that summer day when all of you in the GayKK are roasting in your white robes, when you get backstage at the rallies, you like to disrobe to just your peepo thongs, oil each other up, and have a round of “Uncanny Canadians”. Terrorists like nothing better than refreshed, buzzed, and oily liberals. Their spirits rejoice at the very thought.)

Ask Yosef, if you can get him out of the GregH/Ukko sandwich he’s been nuzzling in.

CT, I (am) going ((to have( to parentheses flame you.)

What the hell was that post about???

Who is that Captain Trollypants? He seems to materialize just when…

Well, /tinfoil hat.

Look, I’m not against the war, ok, I just hate the troops. What’s a good cocktail that could be like, “Hey man, have one of these IEDs! They’ll blowya up!”

Oh, that would totally be like a green apple martini. You’d have it behind your back, and you’d be smiling a weird smile, and just when the IED goes off, you’d whirl around (in your Hef robe), wink at the camera, say your tagline- something like “That’s saucy!” take a sip, pinky out of course, and then the wah wah wah music would play.

oh, one thing if you do Mr. VD Vox Day himself, he comes with a LOT of trolls. That’s why it should be stupendous.

See Orac at respectful insolence (http://oracknows.blogspot.com/2005/08/dont-say-i-didnt-warn-you.html)

and Ed at (http://www.stcynic.com/blog/archives/2005/08/the_absurdity_o_2.php)

Green apple martini — I’m schooled. It’s like in Yellow Submarine with those tall, skinny guys who throw giant green apples on your head, I hope.

Oh yeah, and The Glove! He’s like a big, gloved terrorist whack-a-mole hammer. But dainty enough to enjoy a cocktail!

That’s saucy (TM-Gavin M)!

PP, I read about that VOX guy on your bog. He’s a total freak and worthy of much mockery.

It is weird how CT only shows up on threads that you’re commenting on. Hmm.

Hey, BTW, I’m making a list of links, cuz we haven’t updated any links for aeons. It’s Seb’s department, but 3Bulls and [I’ve got a bunch, but who else?]

It is weird how CT only shows up on threads that you’re commenting on. Hmm.

CT? What’s that?

Ugh. Can’t sleep.
The comments in this thread are… Um…

Inspired by this post, I just checked my referral logs and found out that I come up as the top site on Google if you search “gay elks.”

Clif, is that “elks,” like large, deer-like creatures, or “Elks,” like similar to Kiwanas? Either way, the mind boggles.
And a thread up or so, there’s comments by Capt. Trollpants. Is that the same or different than Capt, Trollypants? Enquiring minds, yada yada.

I mean, what reputable soda purveyor makes black cherry anymore? You’re pretty much stuck with C&C, no?

…Music Factory?!? Yoiks!

Marq,

I don’t know whether the person in my referral logs was looking for the biped or quadriped version of “gay elks.” The post of mine that Google served up is talking about the biped version, which were of some concern to Alabama Sheriff Mac Holcomb who is kinda obsessed with gays (and not in a good way.)

Terrorist supporting cocktails. Never imagined I would see the day. I usually just kick back with a pitcher of Mojitos and complain about the capitalist pigs.

Hey Pinko, did you ever read The Dark Window before it shut down? ‘Cause Pete M., the proprietor there, and Vox Day were arch-nemeses with each other.

Gavin, I know what you mean about those horrible beach volleyball ads. The last thing I want to see on the internets is a woman in a bikini!!!

CT=Captain Trollypants

On my site, I once got someone who had done a google search for “pitchers (sic) of kids dicks”. Seriously. I don’t know what was more disturbing, the fact that someone was actually searching for that, that it brought up my site, or that the person didn’t know the difference between pitchers and pictures.

These search engines are weird. I can’t get my page to show up when I search for it by name, but somehow the a randomized string of words hits the jackpot.

I can’t think of any linkies, I don’t even have time to read my own page.

Daily Howler has been totally awesome lately, and funny.
That guy that had the World O’ Crap like pundit competition, that was a ton of work, and God knows I would want to read all those columns- RETARDO was the name I think of the poster. Sweet RETARDO, i think he is also a Red Sox fan, so Brad R would love him.

Sweet RETARDO, i think he is also a Red Sox fan, so Brad R would love him.

He’s a Cardinals fan.

I’ve been found by people searching for “my first blowjob”, “sexual toe-cut off”, “cat fucking”, “porn with animals” and “little kid nude photo” amongst others. Who the hell are these fucking people?

I’ve been found by people searching for “my first blowjob”, “sexual toe-cut off”, “cat fucking”, “porn with animals” and “little kid nude photo” amongst others. Who the hell are these fucking people?

Well, evidently, many of them aren’t fucking people…

American citizen Medea Benjamin, a leader of the anti-American group Code Pink, announced in Amman, Jordan this week that Code Pink, it’s parent group Global Exchange and Families for Peace have donated $600,000 in aid to the ‘other side’ in the terrorist haven city of Fallujah in Iraq.

This news, which has been ignored by the media worldwide, was reported by Agence France Press but was picked up by only two small news outlets:

“I don’t know of any other case in history in which the parents of fallen soldiers collected medicine … for the families of the ‘other side’,” said Medea Benjamin, the founding director of Global Exchange, a human rights group.

“It is a reflection of a growing movement in the United States … opposed to the unjust nature of this war,” she said.

“This is the positive face of the American people which we would like to show … so that we are not looked at with animosity but with love. Our hearts go out to the people of Fallujah and to all the Iraqi people,” she said.

Medea Benjamin and those working with her, opposed the liberation of the people of Iraq from the brutal reign of Saddam Hussein. They call themselves human rights activists, yet they support the worst human rights violators in the world from Fidel Castro to the terrorists in Fallujah.

With American troops in harm’s way in Fallujah, Medea Benjamin’s proud admission that she and her cohorts are giving aid to the ‘other side’ should be grounds for her arrest for treason.

Code Pink along with their anti-American friends International ANSWER–whose leader Ramsey Clark is one of Saddam Hussein’s defense lawyers–will be protesting President Bush at his Inaugural Parade on January 20, using permits issued by the U.S. government.

Links to AFP’s reports on Medea Benjamin’s latest adventures:

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To you all!

I see that you are all full of what makes the grass grow green.
MJ

This is good Vs EVIL
We won along time ago!