I think the most telling thing about right-wing “humorists” is that, well, you’ve never heard of them. Ever. Not even wingnuts find their own funnymen funny. So they’re reduced to the pathetic rehashing of wingnut talking points for “humor” – well, that and whining about a conspiracy among liberal elites to suppress conservative humor.

Right.

Bad news for Marie.

Now there’s a headline.

Thanks guys, I just spit iced tea all over the the monitor. FUNNIEST. HEADLINE. EVER. Where do you find this stuff?

You could find this stuff too, celticgirl. You just need to spent a little more time Googling underwear.

Thanks, Jexter. Made my night 🙂

[blush]

“You could find this stuff too, celticgirl. You just need to spent a little more time Googling underwear.” jexter, I don’t think there’s ever enough time to Google underwear properly…especially THONGS!

…Actually, I have been doing a little research, and I can’t find any information at all on the origins of the surname Jon’. Doesn’t seem to have any ethnic or geographic or occupational root that I can find. The closest hits I get are for Hogg (try it and see for yourself). Why, it’s almost like she made it up or something! Anybody else been able to dig up this woman’s origins? I think she’s got a few skeletons in her big ol’ fundy evangelical right wingnut closet. Inquiring minds want to know..

BTW, now that Marie is ‘gone and not coming back’ (see comments below), Yosef = genius.

Yosef wrote:
Well, it does sound like that’s what she was trying to say. She’s pretty incomprehensible, so I thought I’d take a shot out at helping her. Seriously, her writing is worse than Kerry Marsala’s.

Marie Jon”s real name? Marie Marsala.
And now you know…the rest of the story.

” jexter, I don’t think there’s ever enough time to Google underwear properly…especially THONGS!”
I understand how you feel. I’ve been there. Googling ‘underwear +’ ‘thong’, ‘high-cut’, or ‘wonder-bra’ can can consume an extraordinary amount of time. That’s why it’s important to filter out extraneous hits. For instance, I find eliminating anything involving ‘chimpanzees’, ‘summer-camp’, or ‘Michael Jackson’ can really cut down on your work load.
But if this is for you, like me, a labor of love, there will alway be time enough to Google ‘underwear’.

But, that I am right 99.624% of the time makes me extremely right…

…this just doesn’t happen to be one of those times.

Marie is ‘gone and not coming back’I sure wouldn’t bet on that. What does this make, six or eight times now she’s departed, never to return?Like Richard Nixon, we’ll have Marie Jon’ to kick around for a long time to come.

Official Marie Jon’ Chastity ThongGirls! Tired of beating off the boys to protect your virginity? Well, let Marie help with this great new product, the Chastity Thong.Even if a boy manages to get into your jeans, the picture of Marie on your Official Thong will wilt his hard-on like an orchid in an Arizona August.Order yours today!

Girls! Tired of beating off the boys to protect your virginity?

Golly, back in my day, they’d just say ‘no’ and leave it at that.

FUNNIEST. HEADLINE. EVER.No, actually, the funniest ever would be this one.

“Yosef = genius.”

‘Bout damn time somebody said it.

That’s some headline.

No, Yosef, I mean that really was a genius call. Was it the writing?

It was just a feeling in my… never mind.

PeoplePolitical is like her third or fourth attempt to do a site like that, and over time her name morphed from Marie Marsala, to Marie Jon Marsala, to just Marie Jon.

It must’ve been hard growing up in the shadow of the illustrious Marsala family of right-wing columnists.

She’s like the John Cougar Mellancamp of wingnuts!

If you’re a young intern

You might not make it back from Joe Scarborough Faire.

Strange THAT Missing white woman was skipped by the mmedia

The thing market collapses at the same time Atkins goes belly up.

who saw that coming?

Thong. thong market.

nevermind

I hate to nitpick, but do you actually think that MND article was intended to be funny? I’m not convinced that even the dumbest wingnut could have intended that as a humor piece.

No, there’s a word for this in the humor trade. It refers to verbal gambits that have the form of humor, without being in any way humorous.

Example: “Did you ever notice how ice cream comes in pints, but pints don’t come in ice cream? Sometimes I come in ice cream, but don’t tell my wife.”

Actually, that’s too funny to be an example. I can’t do it; my brain isn’t wired right. But imagine if you heard the way comedians talked and imitated it, without understanding why people laughed at them. That’s Brad Snyder.