Now you have just heard the WORD! ” The world loves it’s own.” There is no spirit here in this bog other than sheer contempt for God and the USA!

Woo! I’ll bring this up at the next Quaker meeting.

“….There is no spirit here in this bog other than sheer contempt for God and the USA!” Wow, I knew it was damp in here but I didn’t realize we were in a BOG!

Hey, I like our new troll! She’s really funny….

…I believe I’m close to quoting some scripture. I do declare, I may be quite close to Bibling right up da fuck in dis joint…

Hold me back, guys, I feel some TOME coming on…

There is no spirit here in this bog other than sheer contempt for God and the USA!

I think we’ve found our new tagline.

I do not see any brothers and sisters holding me back.

Beware the power of the Word, for it is not to be profaned by selfish invocation.

I’m countin’ five. You brothers and sisters better hold back this humble lamb of God, or there’s gonna to be Bible all over the damn shack. Countin’ five.

No, Brother G-Spot! Don’t do it!

You know folks I think that we need to take a few moments and reflect upon the gift that God has given us. Marie Jon’ is the wingnut’s wingnut: she’s incoherent; she’s angry; and most importantly she’s unable to resist responding to the mildest snark or criticism. She’s the perfect Sadly, No foil. Praise be to God.

Now c’mon, Marie- we enjoyed your spirited parody earlier today, and we were starting to think that you had a sense of humor. In fact, we were so impressed by your use of foul language, that we almost mistook you for one of our own!
C’mere, give us a hug, eh? Can we get a hug?

No, Sadly No- It is not my words that you see on Sadly Yes. You have my thoughts. Hugs? Sadly No- not from a disingenuous far leftist. Actually I have a great sense of humor. 🙂

I see you are articulate with a sense of humor that is on the dark side -as in evil and morbid.
Understand I am no longer looking. Sadly Yes will be your challenge. Good Luck!
MJ 🙂

I’m countin’ four.

Now three…

Is it just me or do Marie Jon”s words sound like those of an evil Yoda that makes no sense?

I see you are articulate with a sense of humor that is on the dark side -as in evil and morbid.

I’ve read this at least ten times. It still makes absolutely no sense (doubly ironic for a sentence that contains the word “articulate” in it).

Understand I am no longer looking. Sadly Yes will be your challenge. Good Luck!

Ah, so Sadly, No! and Sadly, Yes! will duke it out gladiator-style for the title of… uhm… something or other. OK, if S,Y! uses a sword, I wanna be a trident fighter. “Ave Marie, morituri te salutant!”

She’s also doing that fundy-Christian thing where they try to dis you all like, ‘…this will be your challenge,’ like with a hula-hoop halo on their head.

Brothers and sisters, I’m afraid I’m counting two. That’s two.

I didn’t realize we were in a BOG!

Well, it explains the humidity.

Marie: to quote Hank Venture:
I DARE you to make less sense.

For the love of God, Rev. G, don’t! I implore thee!!!

“Actually I have a great sense of humor. :)”

I’ll bet. Most people who use emoticons do.

Vespa, sister, I must warn you that there’s liable to be Bible occurrin’ in here shortly.

Flee, faire lady Vespa, flee! I thinkest he doth be-eth seriouseth!!!

Now Brad, don’t you hold me back. When God comes calling, ain’t no holdin’ that door closed.

I’m countin’ two…

Weren’t you on two, like, five minutes ago? Just sayin’…

Brother G: Oh hell yeah! Bring it ON! See if you can find something with a bog in it-I don’t know, Romans 24:3 “And Yea, thoust sayest bog when thoust meaneth blog. Verily, thine art truly a childe of mine.”

Dude, I have to go to the gym to excercise my demons. Get on with the Bible thumping already.

Well clearly then, Brad, it’s time to Bible up this damn joint, because Marie Jon’…and let me just pronounce that name in all its implied liquid and truncated oleaginity — Jo-on(uh!) — has not spent the time to look into this most basic of texts…

Sister Celticgirl, Romans 24:3 is indeed apropos to the point, as you mention. If I may:

“And thinkest thou this, O man, that judgest them which do such things, and doest the same, that thou shalt escape the judgment of God?”

Now, I seem to see a sister here who knows more about this verse than others. And her name start wif’ ‘M.’

And her name start wif’ ‘M.’

And her last name endeth in ”’.

…Endeth in a sound like, “uh.” Like Jon[‘].

Now, I remember a tale about a man named Jon-ah…

Was his last name “doughy pantload?”

You tell it Brother G.- So saith the Lord! Can I get a witness?

have Sadly No respect for you or your bankrupt socialistic party of losers

In our defense, we are only bankrupt because we spent all out money on Seb’s second penis and that robotic cat.

Thass a diff’rent tale of sin, brother.

Now Celticgirl, over at S.Z.’s, we was talkin’ before about the Welsh language — an’ in particular about the unvoiced consonant it has in common wif the language of the Lenape, the Indians of New Jersey.

An egg-zample o’ this is tha Lenape word, ‘Minnisink’ — whutch is per-nounced, ‘M’n siq-(w).’

So ‘Jon” as we can clearly see, is pronounced ‘Jon-ah.’

Now, anybody wanna hol’ me back? Now’s tha time.

Brother G: Go on then, get your bible on! The faithful await the WORD. and BTW Marie hon, the all-caps-for-emphasis has been my schtick for a LOOOOOOOOONG time. You need to step back away from it girlfriend.

Now Marie, back to Romans, consider 15:4: For whatsoever things were written aforetime were written for our learning, that we through patience and comfort of the scriptures might have hope.

In Marie, we have a woman who is angry — angry at those of other religions and other beliefs, at the workings of the body given to us by God, at the party of men and women she calls the ‘Democrat Party.’ Marie is as Jonah, when Jonah said to the Lord, “I do well to be angry, even unto death. [Jon 4:9].”

I guess one corner of Tartaros is reserved for a snide blogger who again and again tries to type a snide comment, only to see a grammatical error flashing in red, system crashing, so he waits for the reboot to complete, then types his snide comment again, only to….

As far as hugs are concerned, I would not give up the hope. Marie calls us “near seditious”, and “near” leaves room for something different than unleashed Wrath of God or some such.

One should start with the question: why Marie comes here at all? For the cats?

Oh, Gavin… I’m waiting for the MJ’ response that says something about the Devil’s ability to quote Scripture. You’re not fooling her, Mr. Beel Z. Bub.

For the learnin’, dear brother.

For returning to Romans 4, so kindly suggested by Sister Celticgirl, we find a lesson for those who, in their wrath, act all Godlier than other people, yet post pictures and text suggestin’ sex practices and portraying’ fat chicks in bikinis.

Romans 4:22-23 tells us: Thou that sayest a man should not commit adultery, dost thou commit adultery? thou that abhorrest idols, dost thou commit sacrilege?
Thou that makest thy boast of the law, through breaking the law dishonourest thou God?

What St. Paul is talkin’ about here is a practice called ‘projection.’

Can I get an ‘Amen,’ or we done fer tha day?

I love it here in the seditious, socialist bog! Pass the mail bage.

No, Sadly No- It is not my words that you see on Sadly Yes. You have my thoughts.

Wow! You managed to get control of Marie Jon””””’s thoughts!

…’Cause I’m warnin’ y’all, we just gettin’ warmed up. We ain’t even got to Jesus yet. Jesus got some words for Republican wingnuts.

“Near” seditious? You mean we’re not already completely seditious?

Dang, that Marie kinda runs hot and cold. One minute she’s making happy funny with the fat chick pictures, then suddenly she’s calling down wrath of jeebus. She’s up and down more than Ken Melman’s scrotum at the Grande Olde Tea Bage Party. Marie, honey? Lithium. Ask for it by name.

Booga booga!

That usually scares ’em away.

” The world loves it’s own.”

-1 point, should be “The world loves its own.”

The apostrophe is never used in the possessive form of this pronoun, only in the contraction of “it is”.

‘The world loves its own’ is from Revelations, btw. Bonk-headed wingnuts really -luv- Revelations because it’s a crazy text full of suffering and meanness that has nothing to do with the gospel.

/churchy shit

Miserable bunch of … low life.”

-1 point. “Bunch” is a plural, so we should be referred to as low lifes. Or is it low lives? Or maybe in a “bog” it’s (note the correct use of apostrophe) singular. Or something.

Oh, what the hell. Here’s some’ gratuitous’ use’ of’ apostrophe’s.

”””””””””””””””””

As a longtime bog-dweller, I’ve always been somewhat suspicious of Sadly, No!s sincerity about its supposed seditiousness.

As a longtime bog-dweller, I’ve always been somewhat suspicious of Sadly, No!s sincerity about its supposed seditiousness.

Um, I stand revealed as a Christian of what you’d have to call a Thomist stripe. (The cum-guzzling ass-fuck monster twat kind.)

Understand I am no longer looking. Sadly Yes will be your challenge.
Good Luck!
Ah, so Sadly, No! and Sadly, Yes! will duke it out gladiator-style for
the title of… uhm… something or other.
There Can Be Only One! Pray That it is The High–er…The Sadly, No! Guys.

I think you guys have driven her over the edge. I visited her bog and left a snarky comment for you, seb.

I have a free gift for Marie

http://stopabductions.com/

I think we’ve found our new tagline.

I swear it shall be done!

I am now diaper guy everytime I come to you stupid page, because I am forced to release control of my stuff because you are MAKING ME PEE AND CRAP MYSELF.

Thanks a-holes. Let this last forever, please. Marie Jon’ is a blessing from Cookie Jesus.

Someone should hook up Miss Gratuitous Apostrophe with Miss Gratuitous Puncuation herself, Kaye Grogan.

I bring plenty of spirit to this place. The spirit of Jack, the spirit of Evan, the spirit of Grand Dad, the spirit of the worm.

And bogs is good. They generate the peat that fuels the fire that bring us the spirit of the Glens, and the Phroaigs, the Grouse….

MoonBat

Gavin- I’m always impressed with your Bible learnin’.

I can’t tell if Marie likes us or not, though. I kind of thought she should be trying to save us.

Well, right now, we’re only near seditious. She’ll come back to save us when we’re full-on seditious.

Time to send the satanic attack cats after Marie Jon’?

GAAAAAAAH!!! Don’t you see what she’s done? Marie Jon’-(uh) has orchestrated a blog hit on you by ‘Sadly, Yes!’, whoever they may be. She’s now WILLFULLY IGNORING Sadly, No! She can’t be bothered to play with us because, you know, she’s so righteous and Christian and patriotic and stuff. So, she sends her minions to do her dirty work (i.e., “your challenge”). Why, I have half a mind to go on over there to her little BOG and leave a snarky comment or two! You know, something almost seditious…

Oh, and BTW: Best. Tagline. Ever.

The bit about ‘the WORD’ is a bit of shtick from the Larry Elder show here in Los Angeles. The Sadly Yes website was hosted by the web design firm that designed PeoplePolitical AND LarryElder. At first I thought that MJ was a webdesigner, but the web design firm’s website was free from spelling and grammatical errors, so I think whoever designed her website (hopefully for free) is the author of Sadly Yes.

Ladies and Gentlemen: This is proof positive of a vanishingly small right wing conspiracy.

Oddly, the firm that designed her website promises to shock all 5 senses. I smelled, tasted and felt nothing while I was visiting the site, so if they truly become a thorn in your side you can always try to nail them for false advertising.

MJ: You are a elf…uncontrollably…I think…a we num yo ho oh ray he ho.

“There is no spirit here in this bog other than sheer contempt for God and the USA!”

Me want a bumper sticker!

For is it not written in Hugh’s Letter to the Wingnuts 13.4: “Let the mockers mock a woman, for verily it shalt take their attention from James Lileks’ boil.”

Marie Jon’ is obviously the actor who used to play Balkie on perfect strangers. Except now he’s lost his mind and sits around in a sun dress at the computer all day.

“and BTW Marie hon”
Um, not to quibble, but shouldn’t this read, “and BTW Marie hon’ “? Justaskin’.

Corinthians
006:002
Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters?

Watch out, MJ, for Sirach
21:20
A fool lifteth up his voice with laughter; but a wise man doth scarce smile a little.

But watch out when you start invoking the Word. You don’t want to mess with me on matters of the Word:
Fargard 19
Spitama Zarathushtra said in answer: ‘The sacred mortar, the sacred cups, the Haoma, the Word taught by Mazda, these are my weapons, my best weapons! By this Word will I strike, by this Word will I repel, by this weapon will the good creatures (strike and repel thee), O evil-doer, Angra Mainyu! The Good Spirit made the creation; he made it in the boundless Time. The Amesha-Spentas made the creation, the good, the wise Sovereigns.’

Raag Maajh – Part 028
121 : 1165
So praise the Immaculate Word of the Lord’s Bani; chanting the Immaculate Name of the Lord, all filth is washed away.

Raag Gauree – Part 027
177 : 1112
The Guru’s Word is eternal and everlasting.
177 : 1113
The Guru’s Word cuts away the noose of Death.
177 : 1114
The Guru’s Word is always with the soul.
177 : 1115
Through the Guru’s Word, one is immersed in the Love of the Lord. ||1||

Srosh Yasht Hadokht
6
Pronounce then that word, O Zarathushtra! that word to be spoken, when thou fall upon the idolaters and thieves and Daevas rushing together. Then the malice of the wicked worshippers of the Daevas, of the Yatus and their followers, of the Pairikas and their followers, will be affrighted and rush away. Down are the Daevas! Down are the Daeva-worshippers, and they take back their mouths from biting.

Had enough? Do you really want to hear ALL THE WORDS?

Grease is The WORD.

Pwned!!!

I thought the Word was Thunderbird.

And the price? A dollar twice.

I wasn’t aware that this was a socialist party, but now that I know that, where do I collect my free medical care, Quaker Oats, and other satan worshipping paraphernalia? Me want it NOW! Kthanxbye.

You know, Jesus never once mentions capitalism by name, but he talked about the poor and doing more for the poor thousands of times.

Jesus, a freaking damned Socialist if ever there was one.

Seditious?

I always though you were going for scatological.

oh well, close enough

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Come ON! Who would not drop their knees before such a man?

If you can’t drop your knees, at least drop to your knees.

If you did drop to your knees for him, apparently you’d find yourself at crotch level between Merle Haggard and Ann Coulter.

When you think of it, I can’t imagine a better description of hell.

I’ll never sin again.

http://peoplepolitical.org/hallelujahchapel.html
Relax brothers and sisters.
We had a great election of success in Iraq.
MJ 🙂