COME ON, MORAL BLACKS. BACK A MORAL BUSH.

Am-scray, am-scray, kick ‘im inna tush!
Green means yes,
Red means no,
Swankin’ in Gomorrah, baby, go cat go!

Now all we have to do is get the other blacks to turn in their blind eyes for coming into the political and spiritual dawn, thus realizing that the nation is as strong as the moral fiber of the likes of Mr. Bush..

Sweet!

Hold on, I’ll do the Swank column right here and save everyone the trouble.

COME ON, MORAL BLACKS. BACK A MORAL BUSH
J. Grant Swank, Jr.

I am white…

Yup.

Call me a squeamish, wussypants librul, but something about calling people “blacks” creeps me out.

COME ON, MORAL BLACKS. BACK A MORAL BUSH

Something about that line makes me think it’s a sort of word puzzle, like a palindrome or something. “SIT ON A POTATO PAN, OTIS”, makes about as much sense.

CAN BLACULA BLAK A MORUL BLUSH?11!!1?

What really puzzles me is why he uses l’s for 1’s. Must be some hidden message there…

Maybe Swank’s columns are actually the coded messages of some secret organization. It would explain the grammer and diction, as they would be written around a code.

http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?anagram=pastor+swank

“Owns past ark”

Snark sap, wot?

[laughing like crazy…]

SPARKS WOTAN!

“PRANK ASS TWO”

Makes one wonder who “prank ass one” is… Can I get a Giles, oh yeah, a Giles, oh yeah!

A moral Bush?

Let’s see if I can name a few…
Abelia… Cottoneaster… Cinquefoil (but only the yellow ones)… Mountain Laurel… Salal…
I once met a Euonymus that was reasonably moral, but I don’t know that it would be worth *backing*, per se…
But, I suppose, as long as the Swanky one isn’t trying to claim that that damned Frasier Photinea is moral, maybe, *maybe*, he has an argument.

You know, I am often astounded at how far one must go to out-absurd a wingnut. Depressing, actually.

“COME ON, MORAL BLACKS. BACK A MORAL BUSH”

Maybe it’s a typo but shouldn’t that read..

COME ON, MORAL BLACKS. BACK AMORAL BUSH!

Is the good pastor channelling former Arizona governor Evan Mecham?

“I’m not against blacks, and the good blacks will attest to that.”

Uh, isn’t that the name of a Sir-Mix-A-Lot song?

He thinks he’s a gangsta but he ain’t popped nuthin’.

I say he’s a Swanksta’ and he needs to stop frontin’.

Womb babies?!?

i’ll say it again:

mole.

When I read the article, I also thought, “womb babies?”
I think they must be like wombats.

I can’t believe it, my co-worker just bought a car for $60170. Isn’t that crazy!