How can you say no to an offer like that?
Straight from the Sadly, No! inbox:
Subject: Rudolph Giuliani and Zig Ziglar are coming to Washington, D.C. April 6th!
Get Motivated Seminars want to give YOU the best seats in the house on Tuesday, April 6th, 2004 at The GET MOTIVATED Seminar with Zig Ziglar at the MCI Center Arena! At age 77, Zig is not retired, but “refired!” Join Zig and the Dream Team of Expert Trainers for a day that you will never forget. …
This show is so HOT it SIZZLES!
#1 Motivator Zig Ziglar will be joined by this dynamic team of experts:
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– Tom Hopkins will show you how to strengthen your sales and negotiation skills!
– Rick Belluzzo, former President and CEO of Microsoft, will give you his top business strategies!
– Goldie Hawn will teach you how to attain and exceed your goals!
After the seminar, Goldie will be signing copies of the original Wildcats script and explain that she hasn’t been in a commercially successful movie since 1996 by choice. These seminars are so much more fun than making movies you know.
Rick Belluzo will explain how you can overcome looking like a used car salesman, only less trustworthy, to achieve business excellence.
You owe it to yourself to see “Town and Country” just so you can conceptualize how hideously bad movies can be. The fact that I came out of that “film” thinking that Garry Shandling had the most stand-out performance speaks volumes.
“You owe it to yourself to see “Town and Country” just so you can conceptualize how hideously bad movies can be.”
We saw Ishtar — will that do?
Hopefully, Rick can tell the audience how he successfully drove Silicon Graphics into the dirt.