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Huh?

Double You Tee Eff??

Over…

mikey

oh, bother

I see it as a complex metaphor for how Republicans destroy the very things from which they draw their power.

Pretty clever!

That wouldn’t be that tough to create, I guess. Plug the Nintendo into a digital camcorder, record the sequence, build the lego board, animate by matching what you’ve recorded frame-by frame, then overlay the audio from the original. Piece of cake.

Possible title:The Jail Of Personal Excellence

Your protagonist is a cool serf named Roderick. Your antagonist is a tired silversmith named Asa. This is their story, all about spiritual growth and excellence.

Roderick and Asa meet in a God-damned purified bathroom. Asa is tired of being tired and lazy. She knows that Roderick is neither tired nor lazy. Roderick is only after one thing: fringes. Asa needs to get fringes. But how? And where? The serf explains to the silversmith that the jail is like a tropical organization. Asa uses this information to become more tired. It always came down to a choice of two. Spiritual growth or excellence?

Where does Gavin go in the afternoons?

Where does Gavin go in the afternoons?

Pizza boy and plumber thread’s one back.

Spotted or herbaceous backson.

His mother could tell you – she is the one who gets stuck cleaning up the crusty socks.

It’s because Bowser is so speshel.

Chapter Nine
In which Amy Alkon is entirely surrounded by a shitmoat.

But umm… well I’m here. You big hairy plumber man.

Plushies. Oh yeah.

Gav had great big waterproof boots on,
Gav had a great big waterproof hat,
Gav had a great big waterproof macintosh
And you don’t come kinkier than that.

Hush! Hush! Whisper who dares!
Gavin [redacted] is saying his prayers.
God bless Mummy. I know that’s right.
Wasn’t it fun in the bath tonight?

Gavin the blogger goes
Fappity, fappity,
Fappity, fappity, fap
Whenever I tell him
Politely to stop it, he
Says he can’t possibly stop.
If he stopped fapping, he couldn’t come anywhere,
Poor little Gavin he
Couldn’t come anywhere…
That’s why he always goes
Fappity, Fappity,
Fappity,
Fappity,
Fap.

Oh, thanks, everyone.

THAT was certainly enlightening…

mikey

Hey friends? My southern hairy-nosed wombat just died. I don’t know how she got stuck in that ball of string. I miss Rhino so much…

Srsly, I know how hard it is to think of some frickin clever new thing to put up when all you really want to do is well whatever.

Is this one of those “open threads” that Sadly, No! never resorts to? Even on the slowest of nights? Is it? Well? Is it?

Breaking!

Did somebody mention the Protocols of the Elders of Zion?

Thanks for noticing the Eeyores of Zion.

Perhaps you are thinking of the Protocols of the Waters of Zion, which go like this:
(1) Lie down.
(2) Cry.

Ayyuuurrrrppphhhphgghh.

In the instant before turning off the computer and going to bed, I was thinking of that particular Dorothy Parker line. Now I’m unnerved and need a snack.

The princess is usually in the other castle.

Of course it’s a metaphor:

The initial steps are our descent from the excellence of the Bush administration to the hum-drumery of the Obama admin. The first obstacle is the coming automakers’ bailout (note how Obmario failed to touch the block that contains the magic mushroom that would have rendered GM once again the world’s biggest carmaker).

The hops to the platform are clearly the early honeymoon with Congress. The next obstacle is of course his first Supreme Court appointment. This obviously liberal appointee will again land him in a hole, which he will have to hop out of by extending the surge in Iraq.

Next has to dodge a scandal flameball from the Dragon (obviously Clinton). Obmario must leap past her and throw her into the metaphorical lake of fire (probably too hard to work a bus into the scene) which obviously will meet with the disapproval of the public (note again the descent). The people then tell him that the princess (Sarah Palin) is in the other castle — obviously the White House.

This is Obama’s first and only term.

Jeez, don’t you guys read?

No, you knuckleheads, it’s the Proctology of Elderly Scions!

The Cosmetology of The Edgy Scryons

Tonstant Weader Fwowed Up. D.Parker

As Clive James pointed out somewhere, it is actually quite difficult to throw up without sounding like you are shouting out the names of Northern Renaissance painters. Cranach! Breughel! Petrus Christus!
This has led to some interesting conversations with people in the next cubicle who were impressed by my enthusiasm for art.

Indeed.

Three jolly sailer from Blaydon-on-Tyne

They went to the sea in a bottle by Klein.

Since the sea was entirely inside the hull

The scenery seen was exceedingly dull.

er, sailors.

damned copypaste

Cheeto lovers have the last laugh!

http://shakespearessister.blogspot.com/2008/03/praise-cheesus.html

Can this be a substitute?

There are Lego designers who make the life size and ginornous displays from real Legos.

Legoland, Denmark.

The day I found that out… the world became a little brighter. I’m sure they didn’t grow up thinking “I could darn well do this for a living.” But now children can.

Crap, what did WordPress do to my link?

http://www.legoland.dk/?lc=en

Not that it’s news, but I find it amusing:

3 Palin Stylists Cost Campaign More Than $165,000

But every dollar was up there on the screen, so it was all worth it.

The fact is, liberals are never known to be busy, or industrious, or hard-working, like we are here in the Heartland. No, they are living off the government handout, about to get bigger thanks to Osama The Traiter, or so they beleive. The black mask muslim president will only be able to take so much wealth from the productive classes and regions before there is a revolt.

The black mask muslim president

Wasn’t “Black Mask” the guy who hung around with Sailor Moon?

On weekends Sadly, No! instigorates Knowledge.

If anyone is bored this morning you might want to go over to Facebook and needle Will Bower publicly. He’s all over this forum set up to debate whom Gov. Paterson should appoint to fill Hillary Clinton’s senate seat.

Maybe Gavin’s gone to hunt heffalumps & woozles.

Today’s curious sartorial choice.

Brought to you by Pickles, of course.

whom Gov. Paterson should appoint to fill Hillary Clinton’s senate seat.

Rumor has it that it might be Kirsten Gillibrand. Which I wouldn’t mind. She’s my Congressperson, and I like her. Had a discussion with her while she was running about the health care situation. She & her husband had battled her insurance company over the treatment they wanted to give their baby, which wouldn’t work, but they’d pay for it, instead of the treatment they wanted, which did work, and they didn’t want to pay for it.

She gets it.

Sadly Fafblog!

Today’s curious sartorial choice. – Brought to you by Pickles, of course.

Science Officer Pickles, to be precise. All it’s missing is the little Starfleet badge.

Rumor has it that it might be Kirsten Gillibrand. Which I wouldn’t mind. She’s my Congressperson, and I like her.

Sadly, it now looks like the seats going to Kennedy, which is a shame, ‘cos Gillibrand is all-in-all pretty good. I should know, I live RIGHT BESIDE her district!

The black mask muslim president will only be able to take so much wealth from the productive classes and regions before there is a revolt.

You really think New England and the west coast states would revolt? We’ve been socialistically supporting your fat red state asses so long I think we’re used to it by now, Mask Muslim or no.

If you ask me, those uber-capitalists are pretty revolting already.

Ba-dump-ting.

Thank you! I’ll be here all day!

The black mask muslim president

Note to admin. Gary Ruprecht machine is broken

Today’s curious sartorial choice.

It sure is a man’s life in the Starfleet Command.

Wasn’t “Black Mask” the guy who hung around with Sailor Moon?

No, Black Mask was Jet Li, and Mask Muslim is me, the world’s most famous Islamic luchadore, and master of the dreaded Allahu Armbar.

Gary Ruppert is a moron, and confusing everyone. And for that, I shall powerbomb him through a flaming table.

“Mask muslim”? Gary Ruppert is Pastor Swank!

pere ubu, sailor moon’s fellow was tuxedo mask.

Lol, the vid is funny and done really nice. I’d like to see more of it, as from the comments here one can see that it really inspires the interpretations transfered to our political systems.

Just trying to fix the homepage problem on my browser by commenting in an old thread.