Terror Alert!

As we suspected! Criminal strongman Ted Barlow of the evil, neighbor-threatening so-called ‘Crooked Timber’ rogue outlaw state has just launched an invasion of the Poor Man!

No, we’re not kidding. WE thought we were kidding — but there’s Barlow all right, plain as day, laughing that chilling laugh of his.

We must defend Norbizness and Hilzoy, and that other guy. It is clearly a time for action. Brad, are we powerless against Crooked Timber’s evil, or is there…a plan for just such an occasion?


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Guards! This Gavin… he amuses me. Have him scrubbed and brought to my tent.

The rest, do with as you will.


Aaah! He’s here!


We gotta take this bastard. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody’s part.


BTW, I have it on good intelligence that Norb, Hilzoy, and NotNorb will throw flowers at you when you go in to liberate them.


You should have listened to Yosef’s withering sarcasm! (unmasks) I was on Ted’s side all along! Ambush!


Damn! I knew Norb’s blog-for-food deal would end up like this.


Hmmmm….this “invasion” seems very French to me. I suppose they want Sadly, No! to rush to their rescue? Be careful, you don’t know who you can trust. Nobody’s wearing a UNIFORM!


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