Trial By Fire, Bitchez!!!

So The Editors have left their two cronies, Norbizness and Big Picnic, in charge of The Poor Man’s On-Line Journal of Kitten Pornography this week. And as Colonel Yosef points out in the comments, Norbizness wasted no time starting another kitten skirmish. This is clearly an act of aggression and will be met with brutal retaliation:

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Don’t. Start. What. You. Can’t. Finish.

 

Comments: 45

 
 
 

Hey, I kinda like the last one. But that first kitty will haunt my dreams. I think that it is possessed by the soul of Leona Helmsley.

 
 

Hey, I kinda like the last one.

That’s only because it’s not as hideously frightening as the other three. It’s like thirsting in the dessert for three days and coming upon a warm can of Pepsi Clear 😉

 
 

Dude, I’m Switzerland. I can’t deal with all these internecine conflicts, or I’d have nothing else to do all day. Wait a minute…

 
 

Dude, I’m Switzerland. I can’t deal with all these internecine conflicts, or I’d have nothing else to do all day. Wait a minute…

Sorry, Norb. Our fight is really with the Editors, but the Brad Doctrine of Kitten Kontainment says that every seeming act of aggression, no matter how small, must be met with overwhelming force.

 
 

You know, I admire your resourcefulness. Pictures of hideous and/or deformed cats are remarkably hard to find. I know, because I was so inspired by your pictures, I tried to find more. Alas, the results were…lackluster. I’d donate pictures of my own cat, but as you can see, she’s gorgeous. Although if she keeps waking me up in the morning by biting my nose so hard she draws blood, that may change.

 
 

Res- That first one was goddamn freaky.

 
 

“Dude, I’m Switzerland. I can’t deal with all these internecine conflicts, or I’d have nothing else to do all day. Wait a minute…”

As a famous man once said (I think it was Res)”you’re either with us or against us.” Norb, you chose the side of the Editors (unless… maybe the staff of S,N! could recruit Norbizness as a double agent for sabotage…)

 
 

That’s a brilliant idea! Norb, if you wanna trash the Editors’ site this week with ugly cat pics, you’d be our hero. Yosef sent me a whole stash of ’em.

 
 

Awww, I found a cute one.

 
 

Damn, tg. You are one sick bastard. I’m glad you’re on our side.

 
 

If that’s real, it rocks my world.

 
 

“Yosef sent me a whole stash of ’em.”

I got more.

 
 

I confess my thoughtcrime and picturecrime and promise only to put up stupid, non-feline-related captions from here on out.

 
 

tg, you are a god astride a world of mewling mortals.

 
 

It’s not the kittens, Norbiz, it’s the fat guy in the diaper.

Or, as we call him, Mr. Stolen-by-the-Editors Fat Diaper From-Sadly-No-guy!

Ooh, he’s quite the trademark over there, isn’t he? Brings a fat-guy diaper-chortle to any post.

Ooh.

 
 

“I confess my thoughtcrime and picturecrime and promise only to put up stupid, non-feline-related captions from here on out.”

Sounds like a victory to me!

 
 

I think we’re negotiating a joint Sadno/Poorman alliance to go attack Crooked Timber.

 
 

If we had more Brad Doctrine’s this world would be a much funner place

 
 

well THOSE bitches totally have it coming.

 
 

Yes! Down with Crooked Timber!

*puts on face paint*

Kill the pigs! Spill their blood! Make them look at creepy cats!!

 
 

Wait, we need to go to the UN first. Who’s the UN around here?

 
 

Shall we load the catapults, then?

“Pull!” *snap* “rrroooooooowwwwwwrrrr…”

 
 

Wait, we need to go to the UN first. Who’s the UN around here?

That’s a liberal pansy attitude! Sadly, No! doesn’t need anyone’s permission slip!!!!

 
 

I dunno, someone responsible like Amanda Marcotte

 
 

What if someone posts a comment at Eschaton describing how Crooked Timber is a threat. A threat to their neighbors, to stability in the region.

That we will no longer stand for this naked aggression from Crooked Timber!

 
 

Brad & Gavin: drunk with power or simply drunk?

 
 

Brad & Gavin: drunk with power or simply drunk?

Posted by Thorlac at June 30, 2005 11:04 PM

I see no reason why it can’t be both.

 
 

I know better than to get in the middle of a catfight.
I thought the last one you’ve got up there was pretty cute, though. I wake up with one just like it staring me in the face every morning.

 
 

Scott Lemieux of Lawyers, Guns, and Money just dropped by the Poorman. But little did Scott know that the terror-supporting, neighbor-threatening junta of so-called ‘Crooked Timber’ criminal strongmen were talking about him that very minute

Scott Lemieux is in my opinion making the same mistake both the Court and many commenters make?confusing ?public use? and ?public interest?.

Lemieux?s concern that the court system might become ?an all-purpose economic regulator? is curious.

I don?t buy Scott Lemieux?s argument at all.

http://crookedtimber.org/2005/06/29/3491/#comments

 
 

So Gavin, what does LGM have to do with the cute and fuzzy kitties?

Remember, this is war! We must not get distracted!!!

 
 

The terror regime at so-called ‘Crooked Timber’ is sponsoring an act of criminal aggression against LGM.

Shall we just stand by idly while another domino falls?

 
 

Pictures of hideous and/or deformed cats are remarkably hard to find.

I agree.
This is the best one I could find.

 
 

Shit, i think I’m blind now.

 
 

Meri, I loved that cat in “Octopussy.”

 
 

Here, try thgis one if things get too rough. Not as bad as the 8 leggged cat (MY EYES) but still counts as a Feline of Mass Destruction.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/gruesome/graphics/catrat_small.jpg

 
 

Woodrow-
That’s one of the Editors’ cats *after* our kitties got through with it.

 
 

Oh come on, that one of the sink looks way cool.

 
 

Is there a war on yet? It is so fucking hot here…it was even hot in the grocery store, which is FULL OF REFRIDGERATORS! Something is wrong with that picture.

 
 

Holy Mother of God, boys. You can rock me to sleep after those l’il pussies. I’m swearin off pussy now, that’s for sure!

 
 

God, I LOVE Kitten Kombat! More, more! (OK, except that poor electrocuted one – OUCH!)

 
 

Hey guys, I just noticed that the guys that run Crooked Timber look exactly like the guys that held me hostage back in the 80s. I’d recognize them anywhere.

 
 

Yosef: This raises lots of questions! None of which I’m willing to answer or look into, but by god, they’re raised.

 
 

I’m waiting for the freepers to blame ugly cats on the Clintons somehow…

 
 

Are you kidding? That guy from Crooked Timber had State Troopers bring me to meet him in a motel room for oral sex. I felt so….violated….

 
 

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