Dick’s Dream Vacation
Posted on June 25th, 2005 by Brad
Cheney on the Gitmo detainees:
“They’re very well treated down there. They’re living in the tropics. They?re well fed. They’ve got everything they could possibly want,” Cheney said in a CNN interview.
Sounds like Cheney’s dream vacation involves being left chained to the ground until he shits his pants.
Somehow, I’m not surprised.
They’ve got everything they could possibly want
Do they, Dick? Do they really? I bet they’d like some popsicles. Oh, and some of that due process, too. That’s good on a summer day in the tropics.
Sounds like Cheney’s dream vacation involves being left chained to the ground until he shits his pants.
That’s so weird, because MY dream vacation is shackling Cheney to the floor of a 108 degree room until he shits his pants. Dick and I are like soulmates.
Oh, aaron, that would imply that Cheney HAS a soul.
That’s so weird, because MY dream vacation is shackling Cheney to the floor of a 108 degree room until he shits his pants.
It’s hard work.
Well, MY dream of a dream vacation is shackling Cheney to the floor and shitting in his pants.
It’s sorta the same.
I’ll have you know Dick Cheney pays good money to be left chained to the floor until he shits his pants. That sort of thing doesn’t come cheap.
Why doesn’t Paris Hilton (and family) buy Gitmo and make it the Gitmo Hilton? They’re great patriots aren’t they?
The GH (Gitmo Hilton) already has a 5 star chef and luxury accomodations. Why, I’d bet that Senators and Congressmen and Business execs would be lining up for a chance to experience that “down home hospitality”. After all, it’s better than American prisons.
I’m sure they could arrange for a physical workout just like American Health Clubs; meditation through periods of immobile concentration; catch up with the latest generation of music; all the while floating away the mental anguish that comes with the hard jobs of those tough golfing dates in the states or black tie dinners and fund raisers they must attend.
Paris could greet everyone and show all her Bush, er, ah ribbon.
Photo ops could be had with the local indigenes personel.
Great water sports.
Transportation provided by Humvee.
International instructors available for those interested in learning the cultures of other countries.
Special catering by a select representative (this week only, a brilliant gormand from California).
All in all it’d be a great way to spend a weekend for the haut cuisine crowd.
Contact Bill O’Reilly or Rush Limbaugh for more details. Make reservations through the nearest Armed Forces Recruiter.
What Fun!