WorldNetNutDaily asks the questions the liberal media won’t
Maralyn Lois Polak [no, we’d never heard of her either, and yes that name is likely made up] asks the really tough questions those liberal press fat cats don’t want you to know about:
What I want to know is, if I can’t seem to keep my hair colored while walking around under so-called “freedom” in America, how did this nefarious global fugitive, fearing for his life, this Desert Rat ? sneaking from safe-house to safe-house, hiding out in a “spider-hole” ? manage to dye and maintain his brows and hair that reassuringly fake shiny shoe-polish black we’ve come to expect from his villainous bad old self?
We can only hope Judith Miller of the NYT will turn her prodigious reporting skills to this important question. Just how did Saddam manage to do all those things? Did Howard Dean have anything to do with it? Was it Rush’s former maid, that treacherous drug supplier?
As for Mrs. Polak, we hope her hair problems can soon be resolved,
for the good of humanity:
And how did he grow his beard that long in so little time?
The real Saddam was killed long ago in the first “shock and awe” bombing campaign on Baghdad. The guy we’re seeing on TV now is actually Jerry Garcia, long ago spirited away by the CIA and said to be a member of the Dead. Check out his missing middle finger, dude.
Um, it’s WorldNutDaily.
Get with the program 😉
Sorry raj — it’s been fixed. 😉
I know that writer’s work from her old Knight-Ridder Newspapers days. She’s a satirist. And that’s her real name. Google her byline. Maybe the, uh, joke’s on Sadly, No! She’s neither a right-winger nor a write-wringer. Cheers!
She’s a satirist. And that’s her real name. Google her byline. Maybe the, uh, joke’s on Sadly, No!
WorldNetDaily publishes satire? How does one tell it apart from the rest?
MLP? I think she’s hot.
In an older chick kinda way.