Well, the dress matches your eyes at least.

Wow, the picture’s already gone! Not taking ANY chances, eh?

Nope. Thought (much) better of it. Glad someone got to see me in all my draggy glory though 😉

Well, for what it’s worth, you looked better than Ann Coulter does in drag.

Ben’s column starts thusly:

Sadly, we now live in a world where differences between the sexes …

An exposure of his subconscious yearning to be just like Brad?

An exposure of his subconscious yearning to be just like Brad?

Well, more like Seb. It’s his phrase…

Tru dat, tru dat (as the kids say.) I’m new here, and still learning where all the classrooms are.

If drag queens are such an awful sight, why are so many conservatives drooling over Ann Coulter in all her bony glory?

Actually, the Virgin Ben wasn’t the only one to mistake a good-looking drag queen for a woman. It’s just that the rest of us get over it.

You know, in many Native Amercian tribes, transexuallism was seen asd evidence that you had been touched by god, and many groups considered transexuals to be members of third and fourth gender groups.

Transexualism is an American value, and if these wankers don’t like it they can move back to Europe.

Goodness! Eddie Murphy finds transvestites so attractive that this busy Good Samaritan goes out of his way to pick them up in dicey neighborhoods in the middle of the night and drive them home!

This guy has never been to The Yukon coffee shop on Santa Monica Blvd. at 2 am.

I swear, its not fair that guys can look so damn gorgeous, sexy and ultra feminine in drag.

Did Colson realize he was making the opposite point from the one he was trying to make? Lemme get this straight: boys who born with ambiguous genitals who were raised as girls often rejected the gender roles that were imposed on them, while adults who underwent sex reassignment surgery voluntarily didn’t regret their decision. And from that he concludes that…people shouldn’t be allowed to choose the gender role they’re more comfortable with? Huh?(Slaps forehead.)

That’s a fellow what tain’t never seen them Maury Povich shows in the daytime. I ain’t talkin’ ’bout the baby daddy shows. I mean the male or female ones. The ones what has them impressionators on. Man, some of them guys is make such fine women, I’d fuck ’em with my own dick if’n I could get Mrs F to just sorta glide around the corner for a pack o’ Luckies long enough for me to do my business.

So, Chuck thinks that trannies can’t be hot? Oh, dude, I can hook him up with some websites that will rock his world, if he’ll lend me his major credit card. Besides, I’m pretty sure he was thinking of Coulter, as someone noted above.