Swanky Limericks
Posted on June 12th, 2005 by Brad
Writing limericks to Pastor Swank columns isn’t as hard as I thought. For instance:
?ISLAMOPHOBIA? / TURKEY OUT NOW THAT FRANCE NEGATES EU CONSTITUTION?
To avoid the fate of Chernobyl,
Stop appeasing the murderers global,
The EU should be jerks,
And reject the Turks,
Give the finger to Constantinople!
I am fucking awesome.
You are indeed fucking awesome. I want you to have my babies, Brad.
Thanks for the limericks.
Swank poetry might be the best thing EVER.
Worldwide Swank-sta
His articles will drive you mad,
if you aren’t as patient as Brad.
So if you’re easily dizzy,
Or busy, busy, busy,
Shorter Swank: Muslims are bad.
*bows*