I know I said I was gonna be gone ’til Monday, but WorldNetDaily has a coupla funny articles up today that demand our attention.

First, we have an editorial called “The Hate Language of Howard Dean” by none other than… Jerry Falwell! I think that speaks for itself.

Second, here’s an article about Google rejecting an ad for a book that accuses Bill Clinton of being a big ol’ rapist (emphasis added):

(World Ahead CEO Eric Jackson) points out that while ads for the anti-Clinton book — which featured images of the book’s cover and pictures of the former first couple — were deemed offensive, (Google) continues to run ads for overtly liberal advertisers with headlines such as “Hate Bush? So Do We,” and “George W. Bush fart doll.”

Your mission this weekend, should you choose to accept it and/or waste your money, is to order a George W. Bush “fart doll.”

UPDATE: Oop! One more funny! This one’s a column by Kerry Hollowell called “Taxpayer-supported ‘art’: Arab sodomizing Bush”:

Specifically, Alfred Phillips, a South Florida gay activist, submitted the painting entitled “Yahoo!” depicting a naked President Bush bending over a barrel of oil while being sodomized by an Arab man. With a background of stars and stripes, the sad excuse for “art” not only demeans the president, it further depicts him crushing Iraqi civilians and U.S. soldiers beneath the barrel of oil.

Y’know, I wouldn’t want my tax dollars paying for this, but I don’t want them paying for actual Arabs being sodomized either, so let’s just call it a draw.