Breitbart: He may end up a victim of his own tough choices, but the cheerleading for his demise when Iraq’s outcome is yet determined has hurt America and possibly set up the next president for the same appalling partisan response.

Oh, no. By criticizing Bush we’ve foolishly set up the next president for a “partisan response!”

If Obama wins, we’ll have forced the Republicans to constantly attack him!

D’oh!
What were we thinking?!!

Much of Mr. Bush’s 28 precent approval rating is born not of “failed policies” – of which there are many – but of the ill-gotten gains pilfered from a pre-Bush inauguration strategy to send the message to Republicans that the Democrats play politics harder and better.

WTF?!?! So people don’t like Bush because he fucked the country up, but rather are influenced by the deep liberal media plot to make Democrats look like tough guys. Wow.

…the ill-gotten gains pilfered from a pre-Bush inauguration strategy to send the message to Republicans that the Democrats play politics harder and better.

Well, the message may have been sent, but after a few years of Dems taking impeachment off the table and generally pissing themselves as a display of submission, I’m not sure it was received – certainly not by the Democratic leadership.

Like most wingnuts, Andrew has a probem with the time-space continuum. What is a “pre-Bush inauguration strategy?” Bush has already been in office for 8 years – we’re post-Bush now, unless he’s asserting that Dems started crafting their strategy for post-inauguration ’09 in 2000, in which case they are playing a subtle game, indeed.

That posture is precisely what someone saying “Thanks, President Bush” should be adopting at the time. And they should go DAAAAAAAAAAAAH before each sentence to go with it.

Gorillas are fine and noble creatures. Cut them some slack.

Poor Silverback! What’s he doing with that stupid gorilla next to him?!

Don’t compare Andrew Breitbart to a gorilla.

Gorillas are gentle and intelligent creatures.

Actually, we SHOULD thank Bush.

He’s fucked things up so badly that conservatives will be hiding for generations.

At 25%, he’s the greatest President ever in Real America!

Heckuva job, Dubya!

the gorilla looks more dignified and intelligent. (and I mean the actual animal)

Breidbart: The fact that the United States has not been attacked since Sept. 11, 2001 …

… is a myth. Another wifty wingnut who conveniently forgets the anthrax attacks.

some people say its actually 20%.

That means hes an even awesomer and successfuller president.

The fact that the United States has not been attacked since Sept. 11, 2001

That’s because of the magical anti-terrorism charm I’ve been wearing since Sept 12, 2001 and there’s no way Breidbart can prove it isn’t.

The terrorists have looked at the damage wrought by the Bush administration, shaken their heads, and gone back to their day jobs.

Goddamn that Ron Silver affair. We should have known that a minor event that nobody remembers and may not have actually even happened would come back to bite us in the ass.

Ron Silver is the guy who kind of looks like Andy Garcia but unattractive, right?

If Barack Obama is elected the next president of the United States on Tuesday, I hope the Republican Party and conservatives take the higher road.

Yeah – last time around they won with purple-heart bandaids & rigged touch-screens, & now they’re getting their asses kicked without them … so I’m sure that with those two examples to compare & contrast, they’ll magically realize NOW that America needs its political campaigns to be about actual issues instead of a series of malicious ratfuck ops.

Just save me the roach from that shit, mmmkay?

Yeah – last time around they won with purple-heart bandaids & rigged touch-screens, & now they’re getting their asses kicked without them.

Well, I haven’t seen any Band-Aids (just a couple of stuffed monkeys), but let’s not get cocksure about the touchscreens just yet.