Pope “Johnny Rotten” Benedict

Pope Benedict lets out his inner Sex Pistol:

Pope condemns gay marriages as ‘anarchy’

ROME (Reuters) – Pope Benedict, in his first clear pronouncement on gay marriages since his election, on Monday condemned same-sex unions as fake and expressions of “anarchic freedom” that threatened the future of the family.

Awesome. In the Pope’s honor, I’ve written a song about gay marriage anarchy:

“They say I’m the anti-Christ
‘Cause I am a sodomite
I know what I want and I know how to get it
I wanna marr-uy another guy!

‘Cause I
Wanna see
Gay matrimony!”

Tune in next week, when I unleash my Fred Phelps-inspired Sex Pistols ditty, “God Hates the Queens.”


Comments: 7


“There’s too many closets,
Oh, when will we fall?”


The Pistols would be proud of your nude-ditty. šŸ™‚

Maybe the best pope is a pope on a rope


Exactly how is allowing people to enter into a legal contract anarchy? I think my dictionary is defective.

suburban refugee

The hard part here is not taking a cheap Nazi shot.

Do the Catholics have a problem with gay relationships that aren’t abusive, and don’t involve young boys? It’s a bit hard to grasp when you don’t have Pastor Swank’s demon stash nearby.


Gay men entering into loving relationships will tear society apart…Priests whacking off little boys will create a loving, Disneylike utopia. Hmmm…Where is Sinead O’Connor when we need her?

suburban refugee

It’s anarchy in the Holy See!


umm… i don’t think they whack them off, greg.


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