Pope “Johnny Rotten” Benedict
Posted on June 6th, 2005 by Brad
Pope Benedict lets out his inner Sex Pistol:
Pope condemns gay marriages as ‘anarchy’
ROME (Reuters) – Pope Benedict, in his first clear pronouncement on gay marriages since his election, on Monday condemned same-sex unions as fake and expressions of “anarchic freedom” that threatened the future of the family.
Awesome. In the Pope’s honor, I’ve written a song about gay marriage anarchy:
“They say I’m the anti-Christ
‘Cause I am a sodomite
I know what I want and I know how to get it
I wanna marr-uy another guy!‘Cause I
Wanna see
Gay matrimony!”
Tune in next week, when I unleash my Fred Phelps-inspired Sex Pistols ditty, “God Hates the Queens.”
Ha!
“There’s too many closets,
Oh, when will we fall?”
The Pistols would be proud of your nude-ditty. š
Maybe the best pope is a pope on a rope
Exactly how is allowing people to enter into a legal contract anarchy? I think my dictionary is defective.
The hard part here is not taking a cheap Nazi shot.
Do the Catholics have a problem with gay relationships that aren’t abusive, and don’t involve young boys? It’s a bit hard to grasp when you don’t have Pastor Swank’s demon stash nearby.
Gay men entering into loving relationships will tear society apart…Priests whacking off little boys will create a loving, Disneylike utopia. Hmmm…Where is Sinead O’Connor when we need her?
It’s anarchy in the Holy See!
umm… i don’t think they whack them off, greg.