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***DEVELOPING***

Obama’s Campaign Ends: Federal Judge Orders DNC Remove Obama From All Ballots
October 24, 2008
By Daniel Downs

After reviewing evidence presented by Attorney Philip Berg, US District Court Judge Honorable R. Barry Surrick has ruled that Barak Hussein Obama was not a “natural born” or “naturalized” citizen and is ineligible to run for and/or serve as President of the United States.

Judge Surrick then ordered the Democratic National Committee to cease all campaign activity on behalf of their candidate for President. He further ordered Obama be removed from all election ballots.

OMG, They were right. They were freaking right all along. OMFG!

Oh wait.

Holy crap, Obama’s thugs are scrubbing the story.


Update: Damn you, Pastor Swank, the last laugh is yours:

JUDGE ORDERS OBAMA CAMPAIGN END
J. Grant Swank, Jr.

Judge orders Dem National Committee to halt, to remove B. Hussein Obama from “all election ballots” per Daniel Downs of Greene County Dailies.

“After reviewing evidence presented by Attorney Philip Berg, US District Court Judge Honorable R. Barry Surrick has ruled that Barack Hussein Obama was not a ‘natural born’ or ‘naturalized’ citizen and is ineligible to run for and/or serve as President of the United States.

“Judge Surrick then ordered the Democratic National Committee to cease all campaign activity on behalf of their candidate for President. He further ordered Obama be removed from all election ballots.”

Those of us following this have known all along that sooner or later truth would out even though liberal media sidelines the facts. However, liberal media is not the only voice “out there.” There are truth-sayers who give forth actual data.

Read the whole [sob!] thing!

 

Comments: 128

 
 
 

This must be worth just as many drudge sirens as Ashley Todd received, non?

 
Doctor Missus Marita
 

How many names were added to the Obama Death List in the process of making that .html file disappear?

 
 

Color me confused.

 
 

Well.

Along with sagra, I stand confused, befuddled and flummoxed.

Can I still vote for Cynthia McKinney?

mikey

 
 

I’m voting for Bill & Opus…the Beak & Spittle Ticket will win over all…

 
 

Damn, it’s embarrassing to walk in on someone wanking.

 
Doctor Missus Marita
 

sagra,

Here’s what the judge actually ruled yesterday:
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5jvhtmoNEnyP1Bu6Ol4zJsN94mlewD941NCJG0

 
 

Um, I meant when they’re wanking.

 
 

Here’s what the judge actually ruled yesterday:

I think that only underscores Berg’s point. Or something like that…

 
 

I love the “tell”, i.e. calling him Barak Hussein Obama. I’m sure Xenia must be proud to have scooped the nation. Or not.

 
Doctor Missus Marita
 

Xenia even scooped the judge. Amazing!

 
 

Oh noes! Senator McCain’s quest for the presidency is over, forever linked to uhh… masturbating?

 
 

I think one of the most laughable parts of this whole “controversy” would be the same sad PUMAs who assert that Obama is secretly a Kenyan and/or Indonesian also accuse Obama of being a front of a vast conspiracy by (among others) Howard Dean, Harry Reid, George Soros and Nancy Pelosi to steal the primaries from Hillary’s eighteen million voters.

You’d think that if one were to subvert the popular vote in a hotly contested primary contest, one might just vet the puppet they were intending to enthrone in the White House and make sure that he was a) not a secret Muslim and b) an actual citizen of the United States. But you would be wrong. Very wrong.

 
 

Remember when Larry Johnson was at TPM?

 
 

Oh noes! Senator McCain’s quest for the presidency is over, forever linked to uhh… masturbating?

I thought he couldn’t raise his arms above his…

Eeewww.

Forget I said anything…

mikey

 
 

The “Obama’s thugs are scrubbing the story” theory started the race well, but is now falling behind the “Judge who ruled against Berg is a lib and probably a democrat” theory. Meanwhile the “Berg and Ashley Todd are both Obamagents trying to discredit McCain” theory is coming up from behind.
My stockmarket advice is to invest in tin-foil futures.

 
 

Sirens, yes, but surely the dancing badgers are excessive.
Also a dangling tag has turned all the text red (unless my eyeballs are bleeding again).

 
 

Isn’t Xenia the town that was, um, “immortalized” in the film, Gummo?

 
 

as soon as I saw this, I pulled up PACER and found numerous pending motions, which I suppose are now mooted by the ruling in the AP story above:

Filed & Entered: 10/20/2008 Motion to Dismiss
Filed & Entered: 10/21/2008 Motion for Order
Filed & Entered: 10/21/2008 Motion for Order
Filed & Entered: 10/21/2008 Motion to Dismiss/Lack of Jurisdiction
Filed & Entered: 10/21/2008 Motion for Order
Filed & Entered: 10/22/2008 Motion for Order
Filed & Entered: 10/22/2008 Motion for Summary Judgment

The clerk hasn’t yet entered the dismissal order into the record, it appears.

 
 

I am laughing so hard two cats and a human just came in, looked at me and walked away.

 
 

I love the “tell”, i.e. calling him Barak Hussein Obama.

My favorite part of that is that it relies on thinking of Ehud Barak as a despicable swarthy foreigner.

It seems more common in the Commonwealth, e.g. where it’s more acceptable to openly fume about Jews and Asians.

 
 

Oh yay! Badger badger badger badger badger…. mushroom mushroom.

 
 

Fortunately, the Obamathugbotagents have not discovered Mr. Downs’s other blog, The State of America, and the post is still up (for now…).

 
 

Of course, it’s worth reiterating that there are no circumstances under which Obama could be ineligible for US citizenship – as the son of an American citizen his having been born in a foreign country would be immaterial and his having been born in the Hawaii Territory would be no greater or less legal obstacle than McCain’s having been born in the PCZT.

 
 

Just because OBAMA IS SATAN there’s nothing there doesn’t mean there couldn’t be something OBAMA IS ARAB there that I’m not seeing.

If it doesn’t say what you say it said then OBAMA IS BLACK you are obviously a liar.

 
 

Judge Surrick then ordered the Democratic National Committee to cease all campaign activity on behalf of their candidate for President. He further ordered Obama be removed from all election ballots.

Well, I guess President-Elect Biden must be a little overwhelmed at the moment.

 
 

1. Iain Hall – October 24, 2008
I see nothing on the news wires about this will this actually stop him?

Hee!

 
 

There may be some loose ends that “Obama” failed to tie up when he constructed his false identity; but we can be sure that they were quietly amended by his Arisian teacher, Mentor, who ensured that the entire fabric of falsehoods is seamless.

 
 

From Daniel Downs’ other blog:

Yes, this type of error rightly raises questions concerning my credibility.

Mr. Downs is obviously new to this whole right-wing-blogging thing. Since when has credibility ever been an issue?

 
 

MORE DANCING BADGERS!

 
Lifelong Democrat
 

Look, as a lifelong member of the Democrat party who voted for even losers like Carter and Dukakis, I don’t care if Barack Hussein Ayatollah Sheikh Mahmoud Saladin Lucifer Obama was born on Plymouth Rock — if he lived in another country when he was little, doesn’t that mean we should at least consider the kerning on his Certificate of Live Birth every reasonable time? Time for foreigner president never, secret Muslim or no.

 
Rugged in Montana
 

Oh yay! Badger badger badger badger badger…. mushroom mushroom.

Hey, who’s this talking about Baders and ‘shrooms?? Get yer own schtick, bub. Besides that, NEVER CALL A BADGER, he might hear you and walk over to see what the hell you’re goin’ on about. (Damned greenhorn).

 
 

No circumstances? You’re saying that Obama’s mother’s citizenship couldn’t have been revoked due to her being a DFH?

 
 

In other news, al Qaeda offered to turn over bin Laden but only if John McCain wins the election.

 
 

A snaaaaake! A snaaaaake!

 
 

There are truth-sayers who give forth actual data.

There are also candy machines that give forth actual Peanut Butter Cups.

 
 

Mr. Downs is obviously new to this whole right-wing-blogging thing.

Heh, indeed. Mr. Downs, please repeat after me: “This only reinforces my point”.

 
 

Good golly, but I HATE the Philadelphia Phillies.

Go RAYS!

mikey

 
 

US District Court Judge [the] Honorable R. Barry Surrick

Actually it’s R. Barclay Surrick, but a quick search of either name reveals two equally amusing story lines:

1. HURRAH! OUR HERO CAST OUT THE ICKY FURRINER!!
2. BOOO!! EVIL MANS THREW OUT OUR HEROZ CASE!!

Hee hee. Some of the people screaming over Story # 2 (which at least approaches reality) are OUTRAGED because Surrick is a CLINTON APPOINTEE!

Is there any way we can introduce these schmucks to the PUMA fucks?

 
 

The Indonesian government offered to turn Osama bin Laden over to B. Hussein 1971, but he B. Hussein refused, saying that he wasn’t allowed to talk to strangers.

 
 

Mr. Downs is obviously new to this whole right-wing-blogging thing.
Mr Downs has been played by someone who sent him a copy of Berg’s draft order, claiming it as the actual judgment. FNORD Wouldn’t be surprised if other bloggers received copies of it as well, but he was the one who published it. FNORD Then suddenly half the bloggosphere knows about it — even Swank! — almost as if they had received anonymous tip-offs.
Clearly this is a cunning plan to induce A.o’S. to step back on his own kumara once again. FNORD

 
 

but… but… but… did the judge rule that B Hussein Obama is a Mask Muslim?

 
 

Badgers!

This is just gettin’ better and better since I first looked. Can you add some rabid pelicans, gavin?

 
 

A Swaaaaank! A Swaaaaaank!

 
 

If that’s Xenia as in Xenia, Ohio, about the only thing I know about them is that they were pretty much decimated by a tornado in the ’70s or something, and I lived about 100 miles from there for 20 years.

 
 

Mr. Downs speaks:

This post was an unintentional mistake and not a right-wing ploy against Obama. Obviously, it would have failed anyway. As pointed out by Simon Woon, the above was taken from the case records. The documents I quoted and thought was the judge’s decision turned out to be a procedural standard. The actual decision is still not included in the public record at Justia. Yes, this type of error rightly raises questions concerning my credibility. Though I cannot promise I will never make another huge blunder, I can concerning US District Court information. I apologize to all who were upset by this post.

Hey, a guy can dream, can’t he?

 
 

Though I cannot promise I will never make another huge blunder, I can concerning US District Court information.

Yup, you most certainly can, and surely will.

Sometimes I think the delineation between the supporters of the two candidates is the level of childhood lead consumption.

 
 

I apologize to all who were upset by this post.

We’re not upset – it was hilarious.

The wingnuts are upset, but not at the post, at the retraction. It was just like that time when they found out the Sarah Palin bikini pic was a photoshop.

 
 

Hello, 911? What’s this I hear about a judge removing Obama’s name from the ballots in all 50 states?

 
 

I thought thought of a Dave Ifshin joke, but it’s in terrible taste.

 
 

Even though this Berg fellow is lieberal demoncrat, I think his lawyerin’ skills are just the thing I need. Does anyone have a phone number?

 
 

That flaming skull graphic is teh* awesome.

Is the story developing, hard or otherwise?

Sometimes I think the delineation between the supporters of the two candidates is the level of childhood lead consumption.

I think so too. In the really extreme cases, the fully-grown wingnuts are still eating paint flakes.

*”the” is teh new “hte”, but I’m being all retro.

 
 

Well, I can see how this would be a big story, certainly — the front runner (by like 200 electoral votes) being disqualified? Breaking a story like that would be HUGE for a small outfit, while being made to look like dorks and getting laughed at by some blog is a small price to pay for being wrong.

But still, jeez. Dumb!

 
 

Swank:

Even if B. Hussein won the presidential election, truth would out after he moved his furniture into the White House.

The furniture of deception cannot scuff the hardwood floors of truth, nor can it leave marks on the carpets of decency.

 
 

I ain’t go to show you no stinkin’ badgers.

 
 

Will no-one speak out on behalf of paint-flake babies?

 
 

I want dancing hamsters!

 
 

best election EVAH!!!

 
Trilateral Chairman
 

God damn it, Mark Levin just followed Andy McCarthy and <a href=”http://corner.nationalreview.com/post/?q=ZTI1NmUxYjA4ODczZjgxOWJhMzQ3ODI0MDRkOWFlMDQ=”went around the bend. These people are getting scary crazy. Yes, yes, I know they were scary crazy before, but this is different. They’re on the verge of having a plan. I’m seriously worrying that if Obama gets elected, he won’t live out his first term.

I don’t get it. I don’t like the whole fainting-at-rallies deal either, but for pity’s sake, at least 40% of the country doesn’t like this guy. Where was Levin when W had 90% approval ratings? Where was he when Bush was *actually* asserting that he had the right to lock up American citizens indefinitely without recourse or trial? I can’t fathom how you can be as deep into the weeds as Levin, where no trace of cognitive dissonance ever makes it onto the page.

 
 

Any law student who passed Civil Procedure could have told you with 99.999% certainty that this case would be dismissed for lack of standing.

It’s safe to say that on Monday this guy will file an appeal with the Third Circuit and a motion for an emergency hearing. I would bet the motion will be denied without comment in a day or two (ordinarily it might take a week but the clerk’s office will have been instructed to look out for it and shoot it upstairs as soon as it comes in). In due time a two-line order will come out affirming the dismissal without comment.

 
 

Even if B. Hussein won the presidential election, truth would out after he moved his furniture into the White House.

The furniture of deception cannot scuff the hardwood floors of truth, nor can it leave marks on the carpets of decency.

Pastor sWank sez: “Halp! Halp! I’ve fallen into an analogy and can’t get up!”

 
 

I hadn’t heard of Philip Berg before all this, but I’m gathering he is to the U.S. court system what Arthur Paul Pedrick was to the British Patent Office.

 
 

This is just gettin’ better and better since I first looked. Can you add some rabid pelicans, gavin?

I was looking for that animated GIF of the guy who walks a few steps, drops his shorts, and takes a whiz, but it’s surprisingly elusive these days.

 
 

And while America will certainly survive, it will do so, in many respects, as a different place.

Levin won’t be caught unprepared! He has already started hoarding paragraph breaks.

 
 

At this point, it’s pretty much inevitable that Mary Grabar will weigh in on the election any day now, and even FoeHammer might return to blogging.

We might as well reach for the stars.

 
 

And while America will certainly survive, it will do so, in many respects, as a different place.

Like Paraguay. America will survive, in many respects, as Paraguay.

 
 

And while America will certainly survive, it will do so, in many respects, as a different place.

Comma, comma, comma, comma, comma chameleon,,,

 
 


Meanwhile, in the Raped By Black state, the GOP has been sending out emails calling Obama’s Presidency the Holocaust.

I honestly think the ‘strategy’ in hanging onto 12+-point-behind PA is half titanic electoral stupidity and half fervent hope they can get some backcountry jackass to try and murder the President.

 
 

Where’d that pelican come from and why is he taking a bow?

 
 

Levinmania:

There is a cult-like atmosphere around Barack Obama… a charismatic demagogue… Obama’s entire campaign is built on class warfare… Obama is a hardened ideologue.

Levin seems to seriously believe that the country is about to be taken over by V.I. Lenin.

If they feel this way about a guy who’s about as radical as Dwight David Eisenhower, I’d love to see how they’d react to someone who actually was more or less a leftist. I imagine they’d break out into assholes and shit themselves to death.

 
 

Gavin – check for your peeing man here. I think that’s the right one.

 
 

Ifthethunderdontgetya requested rabid pelicans, and this one might be rabid. The fact that he’s taking a bow doesn’t rule out rabies, clearly.

 
Smiling Mortician
 

Look, I like rabid pelicans as much as the next guy, but where’s the fuching ferrets?

Aroo! Aroo! is a nice touch, though. A bit of the old argle-bargle.

 
 

Gavin – check for your peeing man here. I think that’s the right one.

Here’s a vote for the Dancing Baby, if only because it’s the Internet meme for people who hate and fear the Internet and memes.

 
 

I was looking for that animated GIF of the guy who walks a few steps, drops his shorts, and takes a whiz, but it’s surprisingly elusive these days.

See, that guy is ME!

You now have to go through my licensing agency.

I’m going to need fifty grand upfront to pee on your topic du jour.

But there MAY be sub-licensing opportunities…

mikey

 
 

LOL I just had a pelican in preview, but WP denied on the actual submit. And I see you put one in.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

P.S.

http://www.gif-picture.com/P/pelican/index.php?np=1

 
 

Ifthethunderdontgetya requested rabid pelicans, and this one might be rabid. The fact that he’s taking a bow doesn’t rule out rabies, clearly.

Rabies does not occur in birds. But it could be a rabid badger disguised as a pelican.

 
 

…it’s the Internet meme for people who hate and fear the Internet and memes.

Heh. I couldn’t stand that damn dancing baby when it was new and popping up on every goddam homepage.

That feebleminds gifs site is a great reminder of how the Web used to be an even shittier – or at least shittier-looking – shithole than it has become. And on dialup it took ten minutes to load all those .gifs.

 
 

Gavin – check for your peeing man here. I think that’s the right one.

Woot! Now we’re talking!

 
 

From the alec’s Salon Link:

“The Republican Party of Pennsylvania did not authorize that e-mail,” Michael Barley, communications director for the state party, told The Associated Press on Saturday evening.

Barley said a “correction” would be sent out to everyone who received it.

All they gotta do is replace “holocaust” with “final weeks of the McCain campaign” and it will retain the horror factor without coming off as insensitive.

 
 

Woot! Now we’re talking!

Ha! Great use of it. It’s kind of hard to see the pee stream against the white background, but it still kicks ass.

 
 

The Green County Daily article isn’t showing up at all in foxpro or explorer.

 
 

That feebleminds gifs site is a great reminder of how the Web used to be an even shittier – or at least shittier-looking – shithole than it has become.

Holy crap – and just now I had a look at Drudge’s site for the first time in years and it still looks like that.

 
 

It’s kind of hard to see the pee stream against the white background, but it still kicks ass.

Since the piss is invisible, it looks like he’s preparing to wank. But that’s entirely appropriate.

 
 

What did he say next – that rabbits are queeeeow?

 
 

Well, if you include Sasquatch in your animated menagerie, I will have to do some more reseacrh to ensure that the .gifs are cryptozoologically correct.

Unfortunately I am having my spleen removed on Monday and this project could take quite some time.

But here are some links to cryptozoology sites you might find interesting…

 
 

Shouldn’t the pissing dude be trying to put out the flaming skull?

 
 

Mister DNA said,

October 26, 2008 at 3:39

Isn’t Xenia the town that was, um, “immortalized” in the film, Gummo?

Yes, and now I’ve got the image of that kid sitting in the dirty bathwater eating spaghetti stuck in my head.

Here’s the trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJRGFoJN8k0

 
 

Hey Smiling Mortician, I think this is what you’re looking for.

 
 

I’ve got the image of that kid sitting in the dirty bathwater eating spaghetti

I’ve found something No-one else is looking for
I’ve found something That there’s no use for
And what’s more, I’m keeping it to myself

 
 

Good lord I love the Badgers song. Everyone I know will hate it soon.

 
 

Bubba I do think your JanusNode script has attained perfection. I am almost tempted to try it myself.

 
 

Right about now, I’ll bet William Kristol is on the phone, screaming at some lowly intern at the New York Times‘ editorial office: “Damn it all to HELL! How could you let me get scooped by the Xenia Citizen Journal?!? The Xenia Fucking Citizen Journal!”

 
 

I always loved the names in Monty Python’s Flying Circus.

 
The Zombies of Pine Cove
 

Gabe Fenton watches squirrel porn!

 
 

Bubba I do think your JanusNode script has attained perfection.

Me too. In fact I am going to post nothing but me toos from now on just as an excuse to use JanusNode names.

 
 

OT, and it might have been brought up in comments on another thread, but Ann Althouse is pissed at George Packer and Jon Swift.

 
 

Does anyone know who might be providing Philip Berg with the cash he must need to pursue this. All that court time must cost a pretty penny, no?

 
 

Ann is probably more outraged by the fact that Packer never credits her directly. Attention is more important to her than anything. (Why else would she post a “story” about an ear piece she hallucinated?)

 
 

whoops, he does.

 
 

That was my first – and hopefully last – time reading Althouse’s blog. Am I correct in assuming that about 75% of the commenters are yanking her chain?

 
 

Mister DNA I want to read that but does the link go directly to her site?

I hate it when that happens.

 
 

Is there any way we can introduce these schmucks to the PUMA fucks?

God, no. What if they mate?

 
 

Oh, dear god. The kerners are back, this time questioning the deceision which was apparently sent to Surrick from Obama’s HQ in Indonesia or some such:

http://james4america.wordpress.com/2008/10/25/judge-surrick-received-the-decision-he-issued/#comment-988

 
 

This, too, from Downs’ other website:

Obama became a citizen of Kenya. He was schooled there under the name of Barry Hussein Soetoro, the name of his father Lolo Soetoro. His citizenship in Kenya was confirmed from school records.

Barry Hussein Soetoro FTW!

 
 

So we’re all Soetoriologists?

 
 

CK said,
Oh, dear god. The kerners are back, this time questioning the deceision which was apparently sent to Surrick from Obama’s HQ in Indonesia or some such

yup. they’ve cracked the case!!

Is it possible that a former law clerk of Judge Surrick, Christoper B. Seaman, might have wrote the decision? Now an attorney, Mr. Seaman is an attorney at the firm of Sidley, Austin in Chicago. Ironically, this is the same firm that employed Michelle Robinson Obama and Bernardine Dorn (wife of William Ayers), and where Barack Obama met Michelle.

 
 

I take it that James 4 America hasn’t realized that opposing parties are usually required to submit proposed orders to the District Court.

Berg certainly did, which is what led to the whole fiasco on which this post is based in the first place.

 
 

That is the Platonic ideal of Althouse posts: hysterical claims of being wronged, attacking a satire site for supposedly distorting facts, sighing and weeping over her self-enforced vow of “cruel neutrality”… oh, and the tag “anti-Althousiana.” Really? She whinges about people not liking her so often that she needs a post category for it?

There is something seriously, intrinsically wrong with that woman. Narcissistic personality disorder or whatever. That kind of behavior just isn’t healthy.

 
 

But Kathleen, can’t you see? Surrick, Ayres, Dorn, Chicago, 1961, Northwest Passage, Maybe even random events in 1835!

OMGWTF he was fathered by a black man!!!!!!!! JOIN THE DOTS, PEOPLE!!!!!!

 
 

God damn it, Mark Levin just followed Andy McCarthy and went around the bend.
Levin’s screed is the most egregious example yet of someone using the Letter-of-Complaint generator to create their post. Seriously. It is glaringly obvious that Levin simply specified 6 paragraphs of tirade, then copy-and-pasted the whole thing.

 
 

This is my favorite among Citizen Downs’ commenters so far:

9. Topper – October 25, 2008

Mr. Downs, You have NO credibility whatsoever. To make a “blunder” the size of this, at a time like this, is of unfathomable enormity.

You cannot under ANY circumstances blow this off as a blunder.

And believe me, I am beyond “upset”.

You made me the fool with all of the people who I emailed your piece of crap to.

 
 

Swank:
“He then lied in producing a bogus “birth certificate.” Liar liar liar.”

 
 

My favorite part of Pastor Swank’s bio is his proud boast that he received his B.A. from an (unnamed) “accredited school.” Wow!

This yokel’s church is just up the road from me. I think this explains mysterious migraines that descend just before, I am convinced, he puts quill to paper.

 
 

And while America will certainly survive, it will do so, in many respects, as a different place.

In WHAT respect, Charlie?

 
 

Is it possible that a former law clerk of Judge Surrick, Christoper B. Seaman, might have wrote the decision?

In before the obvious* spooge-joke!

——-

* (“Ah, but what did he write the decision with, you ask? Well …”)

 
 

Forked tongue

“You made me the fool with all of the people who I emailed your piece of crap to.”

That’s even better. That’s the best.

 
Terry C - Obama/Biden 2008
 

Here’s hoping the wingnuts commit mass suicide on Election Night.

 
 

“You made me the fool with all of the people who I emailed your piece of crap to.”

LOL

 
 

[…] figure out a scenario that they can use to steal this election, but man, some of them have gone completely into outer space […]

 
 

Here is some Actual Data:

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