Still Insisting On The Highest Standards Of Evidence1

Shorter Confederate Yankee:

Just a Little Genocide

  • Some obama genocide unnamed individuals allegedly said some despicable things at an unspecified obama death camp time, presumably in the late 1960s or early 1970s, according to an account given perhaps a dozen years obama terrorist sleeper agent later by a police informer in a YouTube clip from auschwitz a documentary film bill ayers time travel menace that I obama haven’t communism seen nazi holocaust.

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1 Scan from bottom to top for best effect to witness Mr. Yankee on his most famous fist-pounding, letter-writing, correction-demanding, angry-headache-suffering rampage against alleged far-fetched claims and sloppy standards of reporting, as it is flagrantly and blatantly committed by blagrant liberals such as the Associated Press, The New York Times, and The New Republic.

 

Comments: 23

 
 
 

Damn, he;’s blocked comments or I was going to say this:

Bob, and I am only saying that because I care – there’s a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market that are just as tasty as the real thing…

 
Rip rappin' Bob Owens
 

Yo yo yo it’s all Confizzle Yankizzle up in yo greeeeeyull once again hatin on Obama terrorizin’ the socializin’ if ya feels me

 
The guy who plays "Rip rappin' Bob Owens"
 

And by the way, actor, your comment did show up.

 
 

The power of shitizen journalism.

 
 

Yes, because none of us have a memory that extends all the way back to the 1990s when the militia movements warned us that the UN-black helicopter-Clinton-socialists were about to put all us freedom & gun-loving types in murder camps.

 
 

Y’know, that cleanser really does work wonders.

No more bathtub ring! And it doesn’t dull the shine of my bathroom porcelain.

My fingers no longer have any skin, but you could drink out of my toilet.

 
 

Oh, hey, it did pop up! But of course, now he’ll close comments for “trolling”…

 
 

Y’know, that cleanser really does work wonders.

Not as well as Crelm toothpaste with the new miracle ingredient, frauduline, however.

 
 

Wow, as we near the election they’re doubling down on the crazy. Is it possible that it could get even weirder? Weird enough for Hunter Thompson even?

 
 

Wow, as we near the election they’re doubling down on the crazy.

Someone ought to take the entire right wing aside and explain to them the meaning of “beating a dead horse”.

 
 

Since the “Obama is a Niggrow Ayers” dealie isn’t working with the general public (oh, where is the tenderness?) you’d think the inhabitants of Wankistan would try out a new tactic. Like, I dunno, Barack is KC Arab backwards or some shit?

I hope I didn’t give them an idea

 
 

Indeed. Knowing the right wing, they’d interpret it as some kind of environmentalist finger wagging.

 
 

And by the way, actor, your comment did show up.

And the little brush-mustachioed coward deleted it…

 
 

Oy.
The wingnuts are in a tizzy, making contributions to Obama using fake names.
They are submitting their actual credit card numbers.
The stupidity, it burns.

 
 

Of course, the lieberal em ess em has decided that the issue of what uncorroborated sources say that people that you barely know would supposedly do if they and their half-dozen patchouli-stinking friends had taken over the world 40 years ago is “off the table.”

 
 

The Weather Underground has had 40 years to bring their genocidal fantasies to life, but they haven’t done a damn thing since Barry X hit puberty.

Man, those are some lazy motherfuckers.

 
 

i wish the weather underground would come back and bomb his damned grill

 
 

Wow, as we near the election they’re doubling down on the crazy. Is it possible that it could get even weirder? Weird enough for Hunter Thompson even?

“When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.” — Hunter S. Thompson

Hey, maybe it’s off-topic, but what happened to the “African Michele Obama Kill-Whitey” tape?

 
 

I hope I didn’t give them an idea…

I’m still waiting for the outrage over telling Ellen Degenres that he’s a better dancer than John McCain. Don’t they know that JOHN MCCAIN CAN’T DANCE BECAUSE HE WAS A POW?!?!?!

Wingnuts are getting lazy when I can come up with their rage-gasms for them.

 
 

Just read the article at http://confederateyankee.mu.nu/archives/163232.php. Not going to read another. Why do warblogger dipshits like the Wankee all think they’re the Sun Tzu of the new millennium or something?

Most of America’s military leaders and experts think that an attack on Iran would be a disaster, but I, the Treason in Defense of Slavery Yankee, in my capacity as gun store clerk and guy with a blog, can safely say that it will be a cakewalk and we’ll all be greeted as liberators. We’ll drain the swamp! Make Israel safe forever! Usher in the new Arab spring! The reconstruction will pay for it self! Statues of Bush will dot the region and parents will name their sons “W” in gratitude! Freedomspread! FREEDOMSPREAD!

For real this time!

 
 

That’s all he’s got? Extremist rantings, from people who may very well have been baked to the tits 24/7, from 40 fucking years ago? Fail with a topping of failsauce.

His hero Reagan was happy to set up fucking internment-camps FOR REAL in California, right at the same time – which is a mite more chilling than some wild-eyed hippies frothing about offing Teh Kapitalist Pigz while they get ready to bomb a statue.

Decaf won’t cut it – that poor little man-bitch needs a hugbox, STAT!

 
 

i wish the weather underground would come back and bomb his damned grill

OK, that was funny.

 
 

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