Kaye Is, On Fire… This “Week”

Kaye’s been working overtime to match Pastor Swank’s prolific output, cuz she’s got three columns up this week. None of them are any good, but let’s take a look at the latest:

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Back peddling on immigration issues ho-hum . . . what else is new?
Kaye Grogan
April 22, 2005

It’s hard to believe that someone as astute and able to memorize movie dialogue like California’s Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, could possibly get “closed” mixed up with “secured” when referring to what he meant about the porous Mexican borders and California.

Well, movie actors don’t have to memorize dialogue all at once, especially if they appear in the movies Arnold makes. Remember the first Conan movie, where Arnold had about ten lines (and most of them were “NOOOOOOOO!!!”)?

Come on’ Governor ? the words are not even close. Have you fallen into the same “politically correct” hype trap too ? along with all the other fork-tongued politicians?

Yeah, that “politically correct” hype trap’s got some nasty spikes.

Surely, if you can call wimpy politicians “girlie men” you can be brazen enough to stick to your guns, and keep to your original assessment of the borders and how problematic they really are, in Claifornia, and elsewhere.

Yeah, Mxecians can just walk right into Claifornia without so much as a passport! Come on’ Anrold, do your job!

Logically minded people know that something serious is going to have to occur to stop the constant influx of illegal immigrants into America.


While illogically minded people like Kaye want to drive down to Texas, dress up in parrot suits and flap their arms at illegal immigrants yelling, “SQUAWK! THERE GOES AN ILLEGAL! SQUAAAAWK!”

Let’s look at the potential catastrophe that could break out at any moment if the border intensities keep on escalating. War between Mexico can’t be ruled out entirely, with so much hatred and contention already brewing at the lax borders.

And who’s helping brew “hatred and contention,” you ask? Why, Kaye’s bestest buddies in the world, the Minutemen!

And the Bush Administration is not helping matters as many continue to be pro-active with subverting the will of the people while making rash decisions to allow Mexican immigrants to come and go at their own discretion. Something is definitely wrong with the whole picture here, and nobody has to poke holes in the picture to see the dangers lurking inside.

Kaye makes immigration policy sound like a booby-trapped box o’ Lucky Charms. I think that’s cute.

For some “ungodly” reason, Mexico’s President Fox is under the assumption that the United States is obligated to let his people invade the country, and we are expected to roll out the red carpet for them, and to heck with the needs of our own people in the undue wicked process.

To sum up: the “ungodly” President Fox is obligated to allow the undue wicked process to roll out the red carpet. You heard it here first.

When I brought to the forefront in a recent article about the difference in the wages between Mexico and America, it was pointed out to me in an email, about how (supposedly) the low wages Mexicans earn in Mexico go a lot further there than the higher wages they make here in America go in buying the same merchandise here. Yeah, I was scratching my head too, trying to figure out what the real reasons may be for the onslaught of illegal immigration to America ? if this is accurate information.

It has to do with currency exchange rates, Kaye. A person making dollars in the United States can send that money back to his family in Mexico, where it will do them more good there than in the U.S., because the Mexican peso is far weaker than… oy, why am I wasting my time explaining this to you?

Since the biggest majority of the American people are against allowing the staggering number of fixated migrants to cross our borders daily why is the will of the people being ignored?

Yeah, the other day one of those migrants was fixated on my girlfriend’s ass, so I stepped to him and told him to go back to Mxeico!!

It’s simple: you’re expected to accept everything the government wishes to ram down your throats and be quiet.

Kaye, we’ve had this discussion before: I don’t want to hear you talk about ramming things down your throat anymore. OK?

Yes, I know they pretend to know what’s best for you and me, but they can’t even keep their own lives straight, much less the lives of others ? so naturally, all they usually end up creating is a bunch of disproportionate chaos.

“Disproportionate Chaos”… sounds like the name of a really shitty prog-metal band, doesn’t it?

I think it’s time the haggling and rhetoric be muted and get on with doing something positive about securing our borders. The hardworking “legal”taxpayers have been ripped off for years to make America wealthy…

I’ve read that sentence at least twenty times, but I still can’t figure out what the hell she’s trying to say. I’ve even called MIT’s linguistics department to have it analyzed, but none of them could make any goddamn sense of it either. Anyone else wanna take a stab at it?

…and now we are seeing it going down the drain or down Mehico’s way.

Dammit, Kaye, I told you to stop talking about going down on people.

President Fox wants his cake and eat it too ? at the expense of Americans. Well, I say it’s time to give him a sour pickle instead.

OK, Kaye, for the last time- I don’t want to hear about you going down on Vincente Fox’s pickle. No, I don’t care how many times he rammed it down your throat, it’s nasty.

Here are a few “stats” and rewards (for what ? is anybody’s guess), you the taxpayer will be expected to fund and educate illegal immigrants from in-state tuition costs in many states, otherwise known as the Dream Act program. This bill is supported by Senator Orrin Hatch and Rep. Chris Cannon, both Republicans. Now keep this in mind: these rewards are for “upstanding” illegal immigrants. Show me anybody upstanding who is breaking the law, and I’ll eat a whole rack of hats!

I… I really don’t know what to say anymore. This just makes fun of itself.

Thump…thump ? is there anybody home up there in those hard heads?

Seriously, it’s getting to the point where I can’t make fun of her: nothing I can say that will get more laughs than the column itself. Kaye, could you tone down the comedy just a little bit? You’re stealing my thunder…

Thank goodness the in-state tuition for illegal immigrants was voted down in my state. Congress is doling out your money like there is tomorrow!

OK, I see you’re not willing to share the stage here, so I’ll just post the rest of your column without interruption:

Hello…shouldn’t you be the ones benefitting from your hard labor? By the way ? the big spending Dream Act party to reward illegal entrants into your country, is only going to cost you around $90 billion over the next decade and benefit 46,000 illegal immigrants ? who in turn are supposed to benefit the economy. The truth of the matter is: there is no way on God’s green earth ? 46,000 illegal immigrants are going to return back $90 billion back into the economy ? no matter how educated they are.

To put everything in context and bluntly my fellow Americans…you’ve been sold out!

And that’s just my opinion!

I think the great Joey Ramone put it best (paraphrasing):

Now I wanna sniff some glue,

I just wanna have something to do,

Kaye Grogan wants to sniff some glue,

And go down on Vincente’s pickle too!

 

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And go down on Vincente’s pickle too!

I think I’m going to name my cocks that.

 
 

I think it is appropriate that Kaye put “stats” in quotes, as those cannot possibly be accurate. At 90 Billion to educate 49,000, that would 1.8 million per person. While I understand that college tuition has risen since I graduated 8 years ago, I believe that it still costs slightly less than 1.8 million, particularly for in-state tuition. I am shocked that Renew America would not do proper fact checking. Won’t Alan Keyes be embarrased.

 
 

To “back-pedal” is to go backwards on your bicycle, by moving those things called “pedals” in the opposite direction you would move them to go forwards. To “peddle” is to sell.

Come on [gratuitous apostrophe deleted] Kay ? the words are not even close.

So who’s selling backs again? And are the backs wet or dry?

 
 

Something is definitely wrong with the whole picture here, and nobody has to poke holes in the picture to see the dangers lurking inside.

Thus Kay Grogan reveals why she’s routinely turned away at the doors of art museums.

 
 

Ok, I know pointing out facts is uselesss when Kaye is involved, but the DREAM Act (which was introduced by a Republican) is projected to cost $90 million (thats million with an m) and would allow children who are here illegally and have graduated from public schools to go to public colleges at in-state rates.
So, at $90 million, over the next 10 years, this plan would cost each American roughly 3 cents per year.
And thats just my calculation!

 
Disproportionate Chaos
 

I… I really don’t know what to say anymore. This just makes fun of itself.
ha! priceless! Seriously though, where do I sign up to be a pundit? It’s painfully obvious that you don’t need any writing skills, so maybe I’m overqualified. But I take orders well and don’t have much to do…

PS ‘Disproportionate Chaos’ IS the name of my band, and we totally rock!

 
 

Spending money like there’s tomorrow! Those crazy politicians, we keep telling them the Rapture is next Tuesday, but they just can’t keep that straight.

The Claifornia is classic. We always knew she didn’t use grammar check, but admission that she doesn’t even bother with “spell check” is, nice.

 
 

“Mxecians” reminded me that your column yesterday mentioned Dennis Prager’s “ridig” heterosexuality. I think Kaye’s rubbing off on you. And I know you’ve asked her to stop doing that.

 
 

“Mxecians” reminded me that your column yesterday mentioned Dennis Prager’s “ridig” heterosexuality. I think Kaye’s rubbing off on you. And I know you’ve asked her to stop doing that.

You can blame Seb for “ridig”…

 
 

Personally, I look forward to a war between Mexico..

 
 

Yeah, war between Mexico?

 
 

The Caboites and the Cancunians hate each other, yo.

 
 

Ho. Lee. Shit.

A lifetime of nuttiness in one tiny column.

 
 

It’s pretty funny to hear Miss Grogan criticize somebody else for making grammatical error.

“War between Mexico”?

As Too Much Coffe Man says, “It’s a fine line between sayings that make sense”.

 
 

So does Kay realize that the Republican-led corporations she loves so “dearly” want cheap labor and the government isn’t going to want to deprive their friends of that?

 
 

So does Kay realize that the Republican-led corporations she loves so “dearly” want cheap labor and the government isn’t going to want to deprive their friends of that?

Sadly, no! 😉

 
Father_Ben_Dover
 

I call mine “The Pope”, because the choirboys fall on their knees before it!

 
 

Congress is doling out your money like there is tomorrow!

Kaye thinks there is going to be a tomorrow, Kaye is always wrong. uh oh, anybody want to have sex?

 
 

I can’t get past the truly awful writing to even begin criticizing the content. The woman is barely literate.

 
 

She’s probably barely sober too, auntsnow.

 
The Dark Avenger
 

If Kay knew anything about California history, she’d know that there was a time during the Depression when California closed its’ southern border with Arizona, because of all the folks fleeing westward.

To mention any ‘closing of the borders’ in California politics is very tone-deaf, which is the affliction the LAT has diagnosed in Arnuld these past few days.

 
 

Aiiiii! My screen froze when I got to her picture.

OK, who waived that $5 while driving by her flag draped house? Now see what you have done? You made her come out looking like she wants to try to open some more pores in her head. I just think America cannot handle another open pore in her head!

 
 

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