One Day, When They Have a Cure for Stupid…

Doug Patton will be first in line to receive his shot:

We have taxes on our earned income, capitol gains taxes on our investments, and taxes on virtually everything we use for work or play…

Meanwhile, an underground cash economy of drugs, prostitution, pornography and other vices thrives in America, with its purveyors contributing little or nothing to the overall operation of the country. Foreign tourists travel to the United State every year, leaving behind nothing for the federal coffers, which are left to us — we, the people — to fill with the first fruits of our labor.

Yeah, screw those foreign tourists who come to America, spend money on our goods and services, and raise our GDP. They may say they’re just here to “see the sights,” but don’t be fooled- their diabolical plot to drape a burqa over the Statue of Liberty is well under way.

 

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It sounds like the GOPUSA is hard-pressed to fill the shoes of their former star reporter, Jeff Gannon. Maybe Doug Patton should take some dirty pictures of himself, post them online and see if that improves his thinking skills any. It couldn’t hurt.

 
 

So that’s why we’re shoveling half a trillion dollars more onto the national debt every year! THE FUCKING FOREIGN TOURISTS!!!

 
 

Meanwhile, an underground cash economy of drugs, prostitution, pornography and other vices thrives in America, with its purveyors contributing little or nothing to the overall operation of the country.

hmmm. Sounds like the man is advocating the legalization and taxation of drugs, prostitution, pornography and other vices. Or perhaps this is his subliminal self outing him as a consumer of those “vices” and he thinks he should not have slink to receive their beneficial effects; that they should be available to him where ever he wants.

And then there was this:Because, you see, corporations don’t pay taxes; people pay taxes.

Sounds like he’s advocating that Corporations pay their fair share? No? Isn’t that rather anti-business for a conservative?

 
 

Dougie boy hates paying taxes and decries “an underground cash economy of drugs, prostitution, pornography and other vices.” So, here’s an idea: legalize drugs and prostitution! That way we can TAX them!!!

As far as I know, porn is legal and hence taxable.

And BTW…someone should remind dougie that all those damned foreign tourists pay sales taxes, hotel room taxes, gas taxes, tolls on the roads they use, taxes on the airline tickets they buy.

What a moron.

 
 

Yeah, fuck the foreign tourists — they contribute nothing to our economy. Hotel rooms, meals, souvenirs — they get them all free. Didn’t you know that? The liberals passed a law back in ’76. In fact, the fucking French get cash back!

 
 

One Day, When They Have a Cure for Stupid…

Right or wrong, but never in doubt:…

 
 

That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever read.

Here’s another really nice take on the pure retardedness of GOPUSA.

 
 

If you had a ‘capitol’ tax you might raise more money. However the tax on capital isn’t doing so bad, as it is. Someone over at GOPUSA might point out to Doug that the inability to spell leads to misunderstanding that detracts from his already bad argument. On second thought don’t. He should look as witless as he is.

 
The Dark Avenger
 

The money that the tourists pay to the hotels, stores, restaraunts, etc., goes to pay the salaries of those who have jobs because of the tourists, and that income is taxed by the Feds.

Also, what are capitol gains taxes?

 
 

Let us not forget another little detail Doug doesn’t want to mention. No matter what you actually think of them, there are a number of states that DO tax drugs, usually by having the dealers purchase Drug Tax Stamps. (Anonymously, usually by mail, and with a fairly certain promise from the taxman that this information will not be used against you, since then the case would violate the 5th amendment, and prosecuting those who do buy the stamps would cut back on their revenue, anyway.)

Also, besides drugs, prostitution, and pornography, what other vices are out there that aren’t taxed? Alcohol, gambling, tobacco, all taxed. I can’t think of any others.

 
 

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