It’s like this every day in Puerto Rico England
Posted on April 10th, 2005 by
It has to be, if naked men walking around are described thusly:
The people, huddled behind cordons, were widely well behaved — except for one man. An apparent streaker, who was seized and covered by police officers, who walked him away. [Emphasis added, exposed penis in the original.]
Didn’t Daniel Patrick Moynihan write about this?
Give CNN a break, will you? The term “streaker” implies intent. Maybe the guy was accidentally naked. If I had five pence for every time it’s happened to me…
Dude, if you had five pence, and went streaking, you’d….
What? You mean “pence” isn’t the plural of…
Oh.
And I thought your pants fit like a glove…